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I Am a Dumb Smart Person

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    Yes I Am

    I might know Clark's model of panic inside out and the majority of Freud's defense mechanisms but I couldn't tell you how to make a cup of tea. This morning I even forgot how to tie my laces.
    vivalagloria vivalagloria 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 26, 2008

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    I'm not gonna lie; I hate having to take a lot

    I meds but I sure do love the fact that I have all the fun ones. Makes life kinda bearable. Ahaha
    AllLoveXOXO AllLoveXOXO 18-21, M Feb 15

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    I often wonder about life... It makes me think of all the possibilities and all the theories. I'm not a "smart" person but, I realise today that.. You don't have to be smart to be...
    writingforlife6 writingforlife6 16-17, F 3 Responses Oct 10

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    I can't stand people that can't speak properly or just are generally unintelligent. I'm a very smart person and I like to talk to a guy that's going to be on the same level or...
    LifeIsAChoice LifeIsAChoice 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Trust me. It's not a very good trait at all. I think it makes a person very immature like. I've been down that road before. Don't act like a smartass just impress your friends or...
    Alex033 Alex033 16-17, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    moving from city to city forced me to become street smart at a young age. I spent a decade in Las Vegas, NV where everyone is about their hustle. as far as scholastically smart, I...
    mierdamundo mierdamundo 31-35 11 hrs ago

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    Don't ask a dumbass question if you didn't want a smartass answer v.v
    Selphira Selphira 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 7

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    I like playing dumb with smartasses...
    gaeainchaos gaeainchaos 22-25, F Oct 8

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    I like to watch listen and read so many fuckkk judge right away with out knowing I out smart the rest and laugh at how dumb they are or see there steps it's like watching a movie...
    Clownfacecrack Clownfacecrack 26-30, M Sep 29

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    Like I always say, it's better to be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Djcman331 Djcman331 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 8

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    Hello all. This is my first time on this site. It looks interesting and like it might help me by connecting me with other sensitive people. Sometimes I feel so alone in this world...
    Shanseal Shanseal 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 13

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    Im not a native english speaker so sorry for mistakes. Well where do i start? In the beginning i was just extremely extrovert and wanted to know everything. I've teached reading...
    IncarnationofRealism IncarnationofRealism 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 5

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    I am from Virginia, the south!, and one thing i hate is when people assume that everyone from the south is dumb and stupid. I am a very accomplished person and i take much offense...
    JennyR97 JennyR97 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 29

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    Sometimes I'm accused of being a dumbass too...
    3Dogmatic 3Dogmatic 36-40, M 2 Responses Sep 26

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    Rules of being smart , they are flexible , depends on what crowd you are dealing with .In certain situations you have to pretend that you like Bach or Mozart and actually keeping...
    Idese Idese 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Am disabled. Heart attacks on a bad psych med. Had hope before them. Now hope is rare. Am i dumb. Or are the employed. My mentor talks discipline. Then shreds...
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    Really you may think that I am a Smart A$$. Well you have that right to think so. You want to know what I feel you are, well that is to freakin bad. I think you are a piece of...
    Keith4k Keith4k 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 15

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    Yes, I am a Robot. --- You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant. Robot You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is...
    outsidewitness outsidewitness 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 1

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    I've been accused of this. I've had people tell me they thought I was a serious a-hole because of my responses to some things, but then, when someone started making fun of me and...
    karlmartink karlmartink 36-40, M 2 Responses Sep 24

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    My whole life I have been around dogs, and I can't stand being around them. There are multiple reasons for this: my family treats their "babies"better than humans, even their own...
    anonymouslymysterious anonymouslymysterious 16-17, F Oct 14

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    As a mentally mature Man, you need a Woman who will be genuine with you at all times, even if that means she speaks her mind to the point her words pierce you and her tone appears...
    MyGuardianAngel MyGuardianAngel 22-25, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I’ve always considered myself as being a witty Sagittarian, but others have described me as being a real smart-aleck. For years I believed them to be wrong about me, until I had...
    miryam57 miryam57 56-60, F 2 Responses Oct 14

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    About three years ago I met someone who changed my life. She was funny,smart and the most wonderful person to be around. We talked through the summer and started getting close. I...
    GingerInTheForest GingerInTheForest 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    I don't know if any of you will read this but anyways. Hi, i am Melanie, 15 years old, and i used to be a really happy girl. Probably the happiest you've ever seen. I've never...
    MelanieLeClair MelanieLeClair 13-15, F 8 Responses Oct 6

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    People tell me I'm not bad. I try to warn them but they never listen. I hide it naturally my mean behavior. Plus I don't socialize much since I'm homeschooled and iv currently...
    chaoshead chaoshead 13-15, M 1 Response Oct 11

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    Yeah, everybody's commenting about the group name. My first thought was "My smarter what?", second was "Or is that smarter as in smarting...". Only third did I think it might be...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M Sep 30

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    INTP-The Thinker You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can. Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge. Your biggest pet...
    Mmontag Mmontag 18-21, F a week ago

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    I'll be nicer when you treat me with respect, and not as a maid! I'll be nicer when you are smart enough to know that I am the one who has been keeping your secrets from others...
    NinaDawna NinaDawna 26-30, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Just one&Only Spa instructions an impressive Place of nine,500m2 (102,250ft2) with spectacular sights of your ocean. Pure and therapeutic therapies are furnished in eight deluxe...
    Wendolynce106 Wendolynce106 31-35, M Sep 28

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    My little sister<3. She reminds me of myself when I was her age. She's very smart and caring. Unfortunately, i know shes going to grow up and maybe turn bitter some days. She...
    99Problems99 99Problems99 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 30

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    I know you aren't supposed to look for the right guy and that he's just supposed to come along but I feel like nothing will happen if I don't look because it hasn't happened before...
    Dreamer32 Dreamer32 26-30, F 4 Responses Oct 4

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    Your Personality Is Rational You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas. You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy...
    Dancingnight Dancingnight 22-25, M Oct 6

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    Ignore how horrible I looked with my bleached hair in 2006. 2006- I would have been 9 which means I was really into all this nerdy stuff like comic books and friggen pokemon...
    LandonS LandonS 16-17, M 5 Responses Oct 13

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    My dear fellow BPDs We have to remind each other that we are strong enough to get through another day. I know it's hard to breathe, and to smile, but push forward! We all have...
    betelgeusex3 betelgeusex3 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    the second a person is stabilized vitamin c with sodium ascorbyl phosphate, has two years shelf everyday living! I have used it for about 6 months and my skin seems to be great!We...
    Matthew9360qft1 Matthew9360qft1 31-35, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I think I'm smart... Idk if I am but I take course that are 3-5 years advanced from my grade and I'm A B honor roll, I've been told I have lots of common since for my age. I'm left...
    HappyLover1456 HappyLover1456 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 26

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    Forgive me. My past actions wasn't intended To be the total opposite of what you recommended. With no fancy automobiles plus lack of healthy meals. Should've never took the...
    OdeSlinger OdeSlinger 26-30, M Sep 28

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    But. But. The educational type. And involuntarily so. Not intentionally. All intentions fail. Am cursed that way. Good luck hits me on accident. Bad luck...
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 30

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    I think being curious is the very valve to an interesting life. You get yourself involved with things you never knew about, the possibility of excitement increases when you keep...
    OppressedLuna OppressedLuna 13-15, M Oct 5

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    All my life I been fat, Except for the one time I was a little kid, I struggle with weight loss all these fad diets I tried only to end up failing. It dumb I know. Maybe I should...
    cookiecrumblefrappuccino87 cookiecrumblefrappuccino87 26-30, F Oct 8

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    Nirvana - Dumb wait u though i was going to write a 10000 words text CRYING ABOUT how much i am insecure about about myself !!!?!?!? U GUESS WRONG AM OUT, PEACE...
    Evildonut Evildonut 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 14

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    Literally I am crazy...pure certified home-grown nutter as we would say. I am a psychotic, with split and multiple personality disorders. I have spent time in institutions...but...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 4 Responses Oct 16

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    I get jealous over small things I get jealous of all other guys around me I get jealous when someone has an expensive phone and i have a dumb phone but i guess its in human nature...
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    It was so funny at the time I even woke up laughing. (I've been told I laugh in my sleep a lot). Anyway, my dream was about people who were being very suspicious and going into...
    sweetiebomb sweetiebomb 22-25 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I don't consider myself to be a grammar nazi, but scrolling through EP or facebook makes me feel like one. Improper use of their/there/they're or your/you're, lack of apostrophes...
    GringoMaldito GringoMaldito 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    I think I'm too curious lol every time I see something on tv or online I wanna try it haha and from dumb challenged to new moves in **** I see XD it's low key sad I feel like this...
    ReviMoanalott ReviMoanalott 22-25, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I like to blame autocorrect for most of my dumbness.
    reeessa reeessa 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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