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I Am a Dumb Smart Person

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    Yes I Am

    I might know Clark's model of panic inside out and the majority of Freud's defense mechanisms but I couldn't tell you how to make a cup of tea. This morning I even forgot how to tie my laces.
    vivalagloria vivalagloria 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 26, 2008

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    I'm not gonna lie; I hate having to take a lot

    I meds but I sure do love the fact that I have all the fun ones. Makes life kinda bearable. Ahaha
    AllLoveXOXO AllLoveXOXO 18-21, M Feb 15, 2014

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    This experience isn't really a pity post. Nor is it a suicidal post. It's just something that I feel like sharing with people who don't know me personally. I have friends and...
    reallyAverage reallyAverage 26-30, F Feb 13

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    I am an honest person and I cannot stand to tell even a little white lie. I am honest with myself and those around me. My family says that sometimes I am brutally honest and I do...
    Sarahissad Sarahissad 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I don't do it on purpose, words just slip out before I can catch them. I think carefully about everything I say and write, but smart comments are too fast for me. Some people say...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 9

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    I guess it comes natural to me. Besides that, I've spent my entire adult life surrounded by rather calloused , thick skinned, tough men. (US ARMY then HEAVY CONSTRUCTION) I learned...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 18

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    being a smartass is a gift and a choice. .. being a dumbass is a curse and its terminal.
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 20

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    Id rather be a smart *** than a dumb one. :)
    prettyprude prettyprude 31-35, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    But then again, I wasn't too smart when I got a Mohawk in 2012.
    JustPickAUsername JustPickAUsername 13-15, M 4 days ago

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    No one knows everything. If they knew everything, we would have a cure for cancer by now or have a wonder drug that makes us live forever. My point is that the term "smart" is...
    The2ndLaw The2ndLaw 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 15

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    you see how dumb everybody is taking about a damn dress, what difference does it make. I guess it makes a difference to the dumb ***** of the world. Yes, it's a crazy experiment...
    Blackstallion76 Blackstallion76 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    Soon after working with my application there is not any risk of having warned or banned, all data is secured and packaged when sent forwards and backwards. I have sent some copies...
    Ethan3088hnz9 Ethan3088hnz9 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 9

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    The ironic part of this is that whoever decided they were so much smarter than another user that they should make an experience for it doesn't even know the difference between your...
    whoopsiedaisies whoopsiedaisies 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 2

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    I seriously think I'm gonna be alone on this one. Girls who talk like no other girls got anything on them. Girls that have to talk big about how other people's **** talking is...
    velvetskies velvetskies 22-25, F 6 Responses Feb 17

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    I have a theory that smartasses breed smartasses. All my friends who say they are having trouble with their kids in this department are some of the biggest smartasses I know. And...
    RUEXPERIENCED RUEXPERIENCED 31-35, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    We were very very close friends like a couple but then she left me because as she said I bring pain to her by my mistakes. It was so hard to accept that. the problem that she still...
    skovei skovei 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I am very emotional person and and I cry in alot of movies and I care for people and if someone idk gets hurt I cry and I help anyone who needs it ....i just seem to care for...
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 1 Response 18 mins ago

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    Underestimation happens to me a lot! Which is annoying because I have to prove it... but at the same time i like proving people wrong! People seems to think you have to look...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 8

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    I thought I was smart, but it turns out that it's about the ***. Maybe someday my *** will tell me how to be smart , then I can really be smart without the ***.
    Someplaceisnice Someplaceisnice 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 11

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    The online market place wasn't created by U . s . of The usa. I am not endeavoring to decide on on him however , you know that he had almost nothing; and I indicate nothing to...
    timblinu90 timblinu90 26-30, T 1 Response Feb 9

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    Yeah, well I guess you could say. I'm not any wiser than any of you older professors out there. But I am also not as naïve as I was back in the days. I am well aware that I've...
    timeisvaluable timeisvaluable 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    I know i'm very good at b!tchiness. and often its very intentional. but i do always and everytime afterwards feel really dumb. and i hate myself even so much more. so i'm trying to...
    gurldeleted gurldeleted 41-45, F Feb 5

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    WAS THAT IT MEN..... IT GETS SHORTER AND SHORTER TIME TOO GET A DUMB ****
    JEWELRYDOE444 JEWELRYDOE444 51-55, F Feb 12

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    LADIES WHEN I SAY YOUR A DUMB FCKS YOU ARE.......
    SENIORMDUMBFCK2TIME SENIORMDUMBFCK2TIME 51-55, F Feb 15

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    People who think I'm dumb should realise that while I'm listening to them I am also growing my hair
    Angelcum Angelcum 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 20

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    I get away with most smartass comments because I usually say them softly where only people close to me can hear. I just wish my bf didn't call me out on it when I make smartass...
    Sevenways Sevenways 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 21

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    i was 12😩i had a summertime crush on this boy . i had only known him for 1 week . he was beautiful . everything about him . one night my friend and i snuck him in the window...
    BeenThereDoneThat22 BeenThereDoneThat22 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 21

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    Arr I'm probably the dumbest living thing on the planet. The girl of my dreams breaks up with her bf one day after they get together and tells me she loves me I end up saying stuff...
    SgtDeZz SgtDeZz 13-15, M 4 days ago

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    This is really the best way to describe me. Well, usually not dumb lol. I do have my moments.
    Nikya Nikya 18-21, F 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    If you know me in person you wouldn't even be able to tell since I don't talk a lot, ha. But I promise, I mock you behind your back.
    IngensImpetum IngensImpetum 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 1

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    HoustonMarketingPros.com is usually a team of Houston Website positioning experts and might handle all your write-up composing requires by skillfully making material that could be...
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    So you've made the decision that you would like to test blogging and find out in which it goes, you got a domain title picked out, and you have a transparent concept of The subject...
    unsightlytailor61 unsightlytailor61 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 6

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    Her name is Sarah she is better than me cuter but we look alike smarter but we know the same things she's just more reliable but she isn't there when I need her(confusing much huh...
    sadnesskillsme sadnesskillsme 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 12

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    Dependant upon simply how much energy you dedicate to it, internet marketing is often either easy or tough. We will protect several Net marketing Strategies under that could be...
    exclusivehate4076 exclusivehate4076 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 12

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    Smart and witty is sexy as hell and you have both. What am I to do with a man that loves my outside and also loves the twisted crazy mess within? You are just shy of inappropriate...
    BethKristin BethKristin 36-40, F Feb 16

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    tyreed25 tyreed25 22-25, T 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Being sexy isn't always about looks. It's about confidence and personality, it's the way you walk, talk, laugh and think.
    hunter7080 hunter7080 36-40, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    People say I don't know what love is because I'm too young. Well I do, and you obviously don't know what it is yourself. Two people wether they are romantically involved...
    CheerleaderEm CheerleaderEm 16-17, F 13 hrs ago

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    OH MY GOD!!! Smart men are the sexist men ever. It's the fact that these men spend their time to be successful and they educate themselves it's such an admiring and attractive...
    glomilk glomilk 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 3

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    I finally found a woman who seems to have the whole package. She's extremely sexy, very passionate, giving, loving, sweet, caring, nerdy(HUGE plus)...but she lacks smarts. Pretty...
    Eleye Eleye 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 8

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    I do I can't help it, being a smartass comes naturally lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 18

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    I was annoyed that I was looking for the smart case for my tablet. My husband asked what I was looking for and when I told him he said "I can't help you with that." It annoys me...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    Just a hunch. School is not a thing that I try very hard at, and then on any given day I only have about 10 minutes of homework max. Granted I don't take many honors of ap...
    theycallmetk theycallmetk 16-17, M Feb 19

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    im not sure which end is a better smartass, my head or my @$$. it turns out, they're both real good at talking $h!t. the differences are; sometimes my head has good breath and my...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 20

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    Some of friends call me smart *** so maybe I really am!
    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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