I Am a Fan of Vulcan Pick Up Lines

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    Excuse Me Miss....

      I have acquaintance with a few mathematicians who would most assuredly appreciate you. Your beauty alone proves that some infinities can indeed be larger than others.
    Vox Vox
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jul 20, 2009


      "Do you subscribe to the concept of predestined affection based on initial visual perception, or shall I walk by again?"   *NERDGASM*
    Vox Vox
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jun 28, 2009
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    May 4, 2015

    My Latest Favorite...

    The second law of thermodynamics states that it should be physically impossible for you to continue spontaneously increasing in temperature, as you are already the hottest personage in the immediate vicinity. I would enjoy studying this phenomenon further, perhaps in private...
    Vox Vox
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jun 28, 2009

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    I have cause to believe that my tricorder is malfunctioning. Its readings indicate that you are a statistically ordinary human individual, yet it is evident to anyone present that you are quite extraordinary.  
    Vox Vox
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Sep 26, 2009

    I Have Been Informed...

    that the most aesthetically pleasing flora on Earth is known as the 'Rose'. Might you assist me in identifying and procuring one, such that I may offer you something on par with yourself..    
    Vox Vox
    31-35, F
    1 Response Sep 26, 2009

    I Have Found...

    a failing in the Vulcan genome. Vulcan individuals exhibit one phenotype for eye color, and when faced with the magnificent hue of yours, I must concede that a Vulcans' hue is inferior.
    Vox Vox
    31-35, F
    Sep 26, 2009


    "Excuse me, I was considering if you were in fact knowledgeable about the subsequently high amount of gravity you appear to be generating? I have noted and, duly informed you of this, because I am finding it to be a significantly difficult task to move away from your immediate...
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    1 Response Apr 9, 2011

    My Favorite So Far..

    If I were to select an enzyme that most exemplifies my current state of being, I would select the DNA helicase. This, of course, would permit me to unzip your genes.
    HumboldtCounty HumboldtCounty
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 27, 2009
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