I Am A George Carlin Fan

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    George On The Government

    "We know everything you do,and we know where you go.What do you think the cameras are for?And the global positioning satellites?And the social security numbers?You belong to us.And it can't be changed.Sign your petitions,walk your picket lines,bring your lawsuits,cast your votes...
    ChihiroChan ChihiroChan
    26-30
    May 26, 2010

    Living Backwards By George Carlin

    I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a...
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    26-30
    Aug 14, 2012

    Classic Carlin

    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an...
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    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 17, 2011

    When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

    I've finished the book today and now I believe i understand him better.He's not an athiest,he honestly doesn't know WHAT he is as far as putting himself into a category.I'd like to share some things I agree with on some of his topics.I know it sounds cruel to some people but if...
    ChihiroChan ChihiroChan
    26-30
    May 26, 2010

    The most honest and cynical comedian,

    who I agreed with even on an intellectual level as well as finding him to be utterly hilarious. Funny, yet intellectually stimulating. My ideal comedian.
    LikeICare13 LikeICare13
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Jan 4, 2016

    George On Belief Discrimination

    "They are made to seem like kooks and quaint dingbats who have the nerve to believe that,in an observable universe of trillions upon trillions of stars,and most likely many hundreds of billions of potentially inhabitable planets,some of those planets may have produced life-forms...
    ChihiroChan ChihiroChan
    26-30
    1 Response May 26, 2010

    Aging

    George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty...
    submissiveheart submissiveheart
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 17, 2011

    1970's

    saw st. george in shreveport, louisiana. which was great cause he spent some time remeniscing(?) about his stint at the airbase in bossier, across the river. and when he d.j.'ed at KJOE. he was great.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 18, 2011

    Sports

    I have to say that save for the 7 words you can't say on tv, this is my favourite routine by him
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    26-30
    Apr 5, 2013
    ThaUniqueOne ThaUniqueOne
    31-35, M
    1 Response Aug 4, 2015

    My Mother Accidentally Killed George Carlin

    One day, my mother entered a contest to go see George Carlin's act, and she never EVER enters contests. That was the first time in her entire life that she had ever entered a contest. The next day, she had found out that he died. :O She's convinced herself that by entering that...
    sasuhinagirl sasuhinagirl
    22-25, F
    Jun 12, 2013

    George Carlin always had a way to make me

    pretty much laugh my *** off, and when I started watching him when I was about 13, I found my all time favourite comedian. He was unusual and I loved that, I still watch his acts on YouTube and laugh, laugh and laugh. I love his sense of humour and how straight forward he was...
    Someonequiet17 Someonequiet17
    22-25, F
    Aug 22, 2015
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