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I Am a God Damn Genius

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    TruePeace33 TruePeace33 13-15, M 2 Responses Dec 9, 2013

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    Fishing Poles Are For Dogs

    Whatcha think, whatcha say About a boy who ain't there Where some should of should of tried harder to place him at Now he writes this from where? He is here I am Starting fresh, though it only seems like that I'll fish ye fish without a fishing pole I'll be stepping on your mines...
    psxcky psxcky 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 29, 2013

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    Of Course I Am........

    Thats what my online IQ test said, well near genius anyway - so it must be true
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 11, 2007

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    Not Really.

    I just felt like commiting the sin of pride at the moment. It feels good XD Ok, I do have an IQ of 160, I am a self-taught pro artist (digital/classic/sculpture), Materials Scientist, I write stories, make little inventions (none worked up to the market up to now but I hope I...
    Dreamsage Dreamsage 22-25 Feb 21, 2013

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    For One Thing, I'm The Only Won Who Spells Genias Correctly....

    Yesterday I was able to reveal to all on EP that there have been factual inaccuracies on the internet. Granted, I didn't discover that, but I shared it. It's like gravity. I mean gravity was there before Newton discovered it. He just happened to drop a Fig Newton, brushed it off...
    penguinswon penguinswon 51-55 13 Responses Aug 12, 2010

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    Love

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLEtGRUrtJo&feature=player_detailpage
    monkeysintheattic monkeysintheattic 36-40 2 Responses Nov 19, 2011

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    I Am So Not Going to Be Modest Right Now.

    That is right I, randomdriftwood, am a God damn genius. My case study balanced first try! - RDW
    randomdriftwood randomdriftwood 21-25, F 10 Responses Nov 6, 2007

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    Apparently...

    This is what I've been told by many people, and by IQ tests and crap. I dont feel super smart. Maybe sometimes it shows and I'll notice it, everyone has their flashes of brilliance every once and a while. But most people I know seem to be really impressed by me, I dunno. So I...
    Soothsayer8 Soothsayer8 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 29, 2008

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    I Counts Real Good

    I need to count to my IQ so I started with my fingers and I needed to go to my toes and by golly I had enough.  So that proves I am a god damn genius.
    baconfat baconfat 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 24, 2008

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    Possibly...

    I would love to be able to say that I am a God Damn Genius, however I know enough to understand that I will probably never know everything (I say probably, because at the rate technology and scams are going, they might invent a "know everything" pill, or piece of gum or something...
    ExclusivelyJess ExclusivelyJess 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 8, 2010

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    Hellz Yeah!!

    This isn't just a hat rack my friend *points to head*....that's right....I said it....I am a God damn GENIUS!! Now I ask you...once and for all....Whoz Yo Daddy? :-P *Edit* For those of you who can't tell...I am being goofy and sarcastic....don't take it too seriously
    tb50 tb50 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 15, 2010

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    In My Own Right...

    I know enough to know that I don't know everything... so that makes me a genius... plus I'm pretty damn intelligent as well... HAH!
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 3 Responses Jun 11, 2008

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    Hell Yeah!

    I can spell my own name with a capital first letter! I can tie my own shoes! I can cook! **Disclamer** Whilst some people dress to kill, I just cook that way - NO ONE I repeat NO ONE HAS DIED!!! Yet. I have a sense of humour Ah Life Is Grand! I Am A God Damn Genius! Did I...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 24 Responses Aug 11, 2010

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    haleyj55 haleyj55 13-15, F 1 Response 15 mins ago

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    I just want to thank you for everything you have done for me God. Today something happened and I am apologizing for that. I will try my best to evome better. Sorry again for...
    suffitjustedesurvivre suffitjustedesurvivre 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 15

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    Yes, EP is about speaking out on taboo topics.I'm a genius, my dad was a genius, my ex-brother-in-law is a genius, and my nephew is a genius. None of us are antisocial or strange...
    Ewizo Ewizo 56-60 Sep 16

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    There is no reason to blame God for the worlds problems. The Bible explains very well why we have disease, illness, and natural disasters. Adam and Eve ate from the forbidden tree...
    bringmesomepie bringmesomepie 18-21, M 4 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I don't blame the Christian god for the troubles now. If the bible were true then in the Old Testament he or she should be put to death for he or she's wrath. Hypocrisy at its...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Something I hope to see change in the near future is Christians threatening those of different or no faith with the idea of hell. Our job as followers of God isn't to scare others...
    bringmesomepie bringmesomepie 18-21, M 5 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I want to believe in you. You took the two things I loved so much away from me and I wish I could forgive that, but I just can't find it in me to be as forgiving as any god might...
    zeframcochrane zeframcochrane 16-17 7 Responses Sep 20

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    NURTURING THE BLOSSOM I know you have self esteem issues, you have difficulty seeing yourself as worthy of admiration... Well, when are you gonna stop for a minute and realize...
    TNTandCHOCOLATE TNTandCHOCOLATE 31-35 1 Response Sep 8

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    NURTURING THE BLOSSOM I know you have self esteem issues, you have difficulty seeing yourself as worthy of admiration... Well, when are you gonna stop for a minute and realize...
    TNTandCHOCOLATE TNTandCHOCOLATE 31-35 1 Response Sep 8

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    Cause our problems are created by us, not God!
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    I would say I'm relatively new to discovering God and this way of life but is it normal to be thinking about Him constantly? Obsessed is probably an innapropriate word to use but...
    jessiicaaa1995 jessiicaaa1995 18-21, F 17 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Thank you God for everything....
    TaoTao90 TaoTao90 22-25, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I myself do not know if the Christian god is real or not. If he or she is then I don't not wish to have anything to do with them. It is there for the privileged white
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 6 hrs ago

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    Who else would you blame? We're powerless to do anything. At least the Gods could have put in a little bit of effort. I know this is controversial, but think from your heart, you...
    kiddishguy kiddishguy 26-30, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    When u think of God what do u see Him/Her looking like? For those who believe obviously.
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F 5 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    i no Believe in god old man
    zoom13 zoom13 18-21, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I was raised Catholic. I once lifted a portrait of Jesus to a stray cat and asked him "Do you know who this is?" I honestly expected an answer, or at least a reaction. But the cat...
    kalila37 kalila37 18-21, F 6 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    It's our fault that we are sinners. We are the ones who cause most of the world's disasters. We are the crimes, not anyone else. Our job is to love one another like Jesus loved us...
    Aepeth Aepeth 16-17, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Just as important, is the question: Why do you believe in God?
    gmeza98 gmeza98 51-55, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    He has shown me His hand and redeemed my soul! I have tasted of death and have seen the dark and the light. He controls them both, the wicked unto damnation, the righteous unto...
    QuickandtheDead QuickandtheDead 46-50, M 2 Responses Sep 22

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    Today I got blocked by two men here...who were in my circle ...one of them from long ago and the other one just recently... The second one was trying to get me into sexual talk...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 12

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    I'm not one to cuss much but I just made one of those decisions in life were it's like well if I do this then I'm going to be living in ******* hell or if I don't do this I'm still...
    livelovehopefree livelovehopefree 13-15, F Sep 18

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    Love Peace Marriage Relationship Will all be victorious in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ I will not tell you my name But I will tell you my age I am 23 years old If you and...
    broskidude broskidude 22-25, M 4 Responses Sep 1

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    It makes me really sad to see people interpreting human suffering and especially this suffering which stems from violent acts (sexual abuse, abuse, inflicting harm on someone else...
    PhuckEverything PhuckEverything 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    I ask God to heal it. God then ask why he should heal it. And I said because I wanted it healed. God then ask if I was sure I really wanted this healed. I told God that I did...
    TheBlessedOne TheBlessedOne 46-50, F 3 Responses Sep 2

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    I cannot understand people who say to me that the bible is the truth and nothing but the truth. Nothing in this world of sin can be 100% truth, humans make a pigs dinner out of...
    PurpleGlassPalace PurpleGlassPalace 26-30, M 6 Responses Sep 3

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    I Life is full of ups and downs. Even if that looks uncomfortable, it is that part of life that makes us move forward. It’s our human identify not to like challenges. Because...
    greatmotuma greatmotuma 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    I do believe that humans are "spiritual beings having a physical experience". I do believe in God, Elohim (the plural manifestation of the Godhead) the Creator of the universe...
    Anrymci Anrymci 46-50, F 13 Responses Sep 2

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    I believe in only one true God. I am neither a Oneness, twoness, nor trinitarian. I am a Christian. I believe that there are three "offices" or three "manifestations" of the one...
    jemdl21 jemdl21 16-17, F 10 Responses Sep 4

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    I don't believe that god is a man in the sky who created the world. I believe that god is everything around us. god is nature, god is the tree's , the flowers, the sky, god is...
    silentgirl1234 silentgirl1234 13-15, F Sep 4

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    "for our "God is a consuming fire."" Hebrews 12:29 Fire is a source of heat and light, we often use fire to make ground more fertile and to eradicate germs. Fire can cleanse. If...
    PurpleGlassPalace PurpleGlassPalace 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    My intention with this post isn't to be inflammatory, but to rather state what I believe and why. I don't think less of people who believe in god, in some ways I envy them. I don't...
    dontknowmylife dontknowmylife 18-21, M 3 Responses Sep 8

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    Before you try and show me your "concern." Get to know me first. I am not the monster you'd think but I be damned if I am gonna prove **** to anyone who doesn't first get to know...
    jwolf09 jwolf09 22-25, M Sep 8

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    That god does not exist, I cannot deny... -Jean-Paul Sartre It took me a lot of thinking on my part to understand what this meant. When I first heard it I did not know if Sartre...
    kalila37 kalila37 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 10

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    My need to please and his mid life crisis... It's too damn much. "Pray on it." " Be supportive." " Remember you will go through the change too." (Blah! Blah! Blah!) I am the...
    71Tiffany 71Tiffany 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 15

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