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I Am a God Damn Genius

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    TruePeace33 TruePeace33 13-15, M 2 Responses Dec 9, 2013

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    I Am So Not Going to Be Modest Right Now.

    That is right I, randomdriftwood, am a God damn genius. My case study balanced first try! - RDW
    randomdriftwood randomdriftwood 21-25, F 10 Responses Nov 6, 2007

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    Possibly...

    I would love to be able to say that I am a God Damn Genius, however I know enough to understand that I will probably never know everything (I say probably, because at the rate technology and scams are going, they might invent a "know everything" pill, or piece of gum or something...
    ExclusivelyJess ExclusivelyJess 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 8, 2010

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    For One Thing, I'm The Only Won Who Spells Genias Correctly....

    Yesterday I was able to reveal to all on EP that there have been factual inaccuracies on the internet. Granted, I didn't discover that, but I shared it. It's like gravity. I mean gravity was there before Newton discovered it. He just happened to drop a Fig Newton, brushed it off...
    penguinswon penguinswon 51-55 13 Responses Aug 12, 2010

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    I Counts Real Good

    I need to count to my IQ so I started with my fingers and I needed to go to my toes and by golly I had enough.  So that proves I am a god damn genius.
    baconfat baconfat 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 24, 2008

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    Hell Yeah!

    I can spell my own name with a capital first letter! I can tie my own shoes! I can cook! **Disclamer** Whilst some people dress to kill, I just cook that way - NO ONE I repeat NO ONE HAS DIED!!! Yet. I have a sense of humour Ah Life Is Grand! I Am A God Damn Genius! Did I...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 24 Responses Aug 11, 2010

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    Hellz Yeah!!

    This isn't just a hat rack my friend *points to head*....that's right....I said it....I am a God damn GENIUS!! Now I ask you...once and for all....Whoz Yo Daddy? :-P *Edit* For those of you who can't tell...I am being goofy and sarcastic....don't take it too seriously
    tb50 tb50 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 15, 2010

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    Fishing Poles Are For Dogs

    Whatcha think, whatcha say About a boy who ain't there Where some should of should of tried harder to place him at Now he writes this from where? He is here I am Starting fresh, though it only seems like that I'll fish ye fish without a fishing pole I'll be stepping on your mines...
    psxcky psxcky 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 29, 2013

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    Not Really.

    I just felt like commiting the sin of pride at the moment. It feels good XD Ok, I do have an IQ of 160, I am a self-taught pro artist (digital/classic/sculpture), Materials Scientist, I write stories, make little inventions (none worked up to the market up to now but I hope I...
    Dreamsage Dreamsage 22-25 Feb 21, 2013

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    Love

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLEtGRUrtJo&feature=player_detailpage
    monkeysintheattic monkeysintheattic 36-40 2 Responses Nov 19, 2011

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    Of Course I Am........

    Thats what my online IQ test said, well near genius anyway - so it must be true
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 11, 2007

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    In My Own Right...

    I know enough to know that I don't know everything... so that makes me a genius... plus I'm pretty damn intelligent as well... HAH!
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 3 Responses Jun 11, 2008

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    Apparently...

    This is what I've been told by many people, and by IQ tests and crap. I dont feel super smart. Maybe sometimes it shows and I'll notice it, everyone has their flashes of brilliance every once and a while. But most people I know seem to be really impressed by me, I dunno. So I...
    Soothsayer8 Soothsayer8 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 29, 2008

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