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I Am a God Damn Genius

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    I Am So Not Going to Be Modest Right Now.

    That is right I, randomdriftwood, am a God damn genius. My case study balanced first try! - RDW
    randomdriftwood randomdriftwood 21-25, F 10 Responses Nov 6, 2007

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    Of Course I Am........

    Thats what my online IQ test said, well near genius anyway - so it must be true
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 11, 2007

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    In My Own Right...

    I know enough to know that I don't know everything... so that makes me a genius... plus I'm pretty damn intelligent as well... HAH!
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 3 Responses Jun 11, 2008

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    Hell Yeah!

    I can spell my own name with a capital first letter! I can tie my own shoes! I can cook! **Disclamer** Whilst some people dress to kill, I just cook that way - NO ONE I repeat NO ONE HAS DIED!!! Yet. I have a sense of humour Ah Life Is Grand! I Am A God Damn Genius! Did I...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 24 Responses Aug 11, 2010

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    Love

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLEtGRUrtJo&feature=player_detailpage
    monkeysintheattic monkeysintheattic 36-40 2 Responses Nov 19, 2011

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    For One Thing, I'm The Only Won Who Spells Genias Correctly....

    Yesterday I was able to reveal to all on EP that there have been factual inaccuracies on the internet. Granted, I didn't discover that, but I shared it. It's like gravity. I mean gravity was there before Newton discovered it. He just happened to drop a Fig Newton, brushed it off...
    penguinswon penguinswon 51-55 13 Responses Aug 12, 2010

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    Not Really.

    I just felt like commiting the sin of pride at the moment. It feels good XD Ok, I do have an IQ of 160, I am a self-taught pro artist (digital/classic/sculpture), Materials Scientist, I write stories, make little inventions (none worked up to the market up to now but I hope I...
    Dreamsage Dreamsage 22-25 Feb 21, 2013

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    Apparently...

    This is what I've been told by many people, and by IQ tests and crap. I dont feel super smart. Maybe sometimes it shows and I'll notice it, everyone has their flashes of brilliance every once and a while. But most people I know seem to be really impressed by me, I dunno. So I...
    Soothsayer8 Soothsayer8 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 29, 2008

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    Fishing Poles Are For Dogs

    Whatcha think, whatcha say About a boy who ain't there Where some should of should of tried harder to place him at Now he writes this from where? He is here I am Starting fresh, though it only seems like that I'll fish ye fish without a fishing pole I'll be stepping on your mines...
    psxcky psxcky 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 29, 2013

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    TruePeace33 TruePeace33 13-15, M 2 Responses Dec 9, 2013

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    Hellz Yeah!!

    This isn't just a hat rack my friend *points to head*....that's right....I said it....I am a God damn GENIUS!! Now I ask you...once and for all....Whoz Yo Daddy? :-P *Edit* For those of you who can't tell...I am being goofy and sarcastic....don't take it too seriously
    tb50 tb50 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 15, 2010

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    I Counts Real Good

    I need to count to my IQ so I started with my fingers and I needed to go to my toes and by golly I had enough.  So that proves I am a god damn genius.
    baconfat baconfat 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 24, 2008

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    Possibly...

    I would love to be able to say that I am a God Damn Genius, however I know enough to understand that I will probably never know everything (I say probably, because at the rate technology and scams are going, they might invent a "know everything" pill, or piece of gum or something...
    ExclusivelyJess ExclusivelyJess 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 8, 2010

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    I just want to thank you for everything you have done for me God. Today something happened and I am apologizing for that. I will try my best to evome better. Sorry again for...
    suffitjustedesurvivre suffitjustedesurvivre 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Yes, EP is about speaking out on taboo topics.I'm a genius, my dad was a genius, my ex-brother-in-law is a genius, and my nephew is a genius. None of us are antisocial or strange...
    Ewizo Ewizo 56-60 2 days ago

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    To declare the bible to be the word of God and to ascribe large amounts of the Old Testament to Him is a massive insult ..
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    I was up till 1am to spend time with my 5day old godson, he slept through most of it but I still loved it, it was easily worth only getting 3 hours of sleep. It's funny but he's...
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    NURTURING THE BLOSSOM I know you have self esteem issues, you have difficulty seeing yourself as worthy of admiration... Well, when are you gonna stop for a minute and realize...
    TNTandCHOCOLATE TNTandCHOCOLATE 31-35 1 Response Sep 8

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    NURTURING THE BLOSSOM I know you have self esteem issues, you have difficulty seeing yourself as worthy of admiration... Well, when are you gonna stop for a minute and realize...
    TNTandCHOCOLATE TNTandCHOCOLATE 31-35 1 Response Sep 8

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    Hey God...I'm writing this to you and only you...I've lost hope..again. ha this probably doesn't come as a surprise for you. I'm still angry at you for taking my mother away you...
    Xcinderella Xcinderella 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 29

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    Today I got blocked by two men here...who were in my circle ...one of them from long ago and the other one just recently... The second one was trying to get me into sexual talk...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    'Will' (as in 'free will') refers to the internal power that is ones desires and wants and the ability to manifest (or have manifested) from that power. Some consider that without...
    PurpleGlassPalace PurpleGlassPalace 26-30 1 Response Aug 31

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    Love Peace Marriage Relationship Will all be victorious in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ I will not tell you my name But I will tell you my age I am 23 years old If you and...
    broskidude broskidude 22-25, M 4 Responses Sep 1

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    I guess I just felt like going to church.. so I said "I think I might go to church sunday" And she said. She would be so happy if I went. I thought she didnt care if I went or not...
    KovusShame KovusShame 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 19

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    A week ago, I was in one of the worst positions of my life. Well, thats how I felt. My back was up against the wall, and I needed help. So finally I went to get it. But after...
    lavalife lavalife 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 20

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    In more ways than one- well, the first time I was saved by God was at the same time all of you were saved, when my savior Jesus died for us. I'm sure God has saved me in many other...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F Aug 29

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    It makes me really sad to see people interpreting human suffering and especially this suffering which stems from violent acts (sexual abuse, abuse, inflicting harm on someone else...
    PhuckEverything PhuckEverything 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    I ask God to heal it. God then ask why he should heal it. And I said because I wanted it healed. God then ask if I was sure I really wanted this healed. I told God that I did...
    TheBlessedOne TheBlessedOne 46-50, F 3 Responses Sep 2

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    I cannot understand people who say to me that the bible is the truth and nothing but the truth. Nothing in this world of sin can be 100% truth, humans make a pigs dinner out of...
    PurpleGlassPalace PurpleGlassPalace 26-30 6 Responses Sep 3

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    I Life is full of ups and downs. Even if that looks uncomfortable, it is that part of life that makes us move forward. It’s our human identify not to like challenges. Because...
    greatmotuma greatmotuma 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    Yesterday at the suggestion of an EP user, I read Psalm 11 and I did. I read the Notes too. I was so blessed that I would like to share it w/you all. This Psalm is about King...
    RhodeIslandLady RhodeIslandLady 56-60, F 3 Responses Aug 27

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    I have to tell you about the wonderful thing I realized yesterday. I was feeling very depressed, and I was thinking of suicide again in the totally uncommitted way that I do. I...
    PurpleGlassPalace PurpleGlassPalace 26-30 11 Responses Aug 31

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    I do believe that humans are "spiritual beings having a physical experience". I do believe in God, Elohim (the plural manifestation of the Godhead) the Creator of the universe...
    Anrymci Anrymci 46-50, F 12 Responses Sep 2

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    I believe in only one true God. I am neither a Oneness, twoness, nor trinitarian. I am a Christian. I believe that there are three "offices" or three "manifestations" of the one...
    jemdl21 jemdl21 16-17, F 9 Responses Sep 4

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    I don't believe that god is a man in the sky who created the world. I believe that god is everything around us. god is nature, god is the tree's , the flowers, the sky, god is...
    silentgirl1234 silentgirl1234 13-15, F Sep 4

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    "for our "God is a consuming fire."" Hebrews 12:29 Fire is a source of heat and light, we often use fire to make ground more fertile and to eradicate germs. Fire can cleanse. If...
    PurpleGlassPalace PurpleGlassPalace 26-30 1 Response Sep 6

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    My intention with this post isn't to be inflammatory, but to rather state what I believe and why. I don't think less of people who believe in god, in some ways I envy them. I don't...
    dontknowmylife dontknowmylife 18-21, M 3 Responses Sep 8

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    Before you try and show me your "concern." Get to know me first. I am not the monster you'd think but I be damned if I am gonna prove **** to anyone who doesn't first get to know...
    jwolf09 jwolf09 22-25, M Sep 8

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    That god does not exist, I cannot deny... -Jean-Paul Sartre It took me a lot of thinking on my part to understand what this meant. When I first heard it I did not know if Sartre...
    kalila37 kalila37 18-21, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    My need to please and his mid life crisis... It's too damn much. "Pray on it." " Be supportive." " Remember you will go through the change too." (Blah! Blah! Blah!) I am the...
    71Tiffany 71Tiffany 41-45, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Sometimes I feel so down about my life that I think about how to kill myself. I tried to kill myself twice, albeit not very hard. I went to see a therapist and she told me that I...
    PurpleGlassPalace PurpleGlassPalace 26-30 12 Responses Aug 24

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    In my Bible reading yesterday I read Psalm 46. I thought I would share w/you what blessed me beyond all measure. "God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble...
    RhodeIslandLady RhodeIslandLady 56-60, F 6 Responses Aug 27

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    i believe in god ,i used to follow krishna as a person from my childhood , i read about him so much till now .. i was inspired by him so much .i don't believe in things till...
    rev429 rev429 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 28

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    Exposition must have application. Exposition Must Have Application by A. W. Tozer Chapter 7 from Of God and Men (Harrisburg, Penn: Christian Publications, 1960) A.W. Tozer...
    Cootamundra Cootamundra 70+, M 1 Response Aug 28

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    The weirdest thing happened to my mother and I the other day. I promise you I did not make this up. Believe what you want but this is what happened. I came home that day and for...
    Jay199820 Jay199820 16-17, F 6 Responses Aug 29

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    What I think the enemy is... Sin disguises itself as truth. That is what "And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light" means. The enemy appears as your...
    PurpleGlassPalace PurpleGlassPalace 26-30 Aug 29

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    i believe in god as one super power ,science say that energy ..i really doubt ,btw energy concept always create doubt in so many equations when i study so it's doubtful .. i...
    rev429 rev429 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 30

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    It's so humanistic for humans to create god in their image. A god who believes what they believe, who agrees with them on moral grounds, who dislikes who they dislike and who have...
    NyxLara NyxLara 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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