I Am a God Damn Genius

I just felt like commiting the sin of pride at the moment. It feels good XD
Ok, I do have an IQ of 160, I am a self-taught pro artist (digital/classic/sculpture), Materials Scientist, I write stories, make little inventions (none...

I have to take a dumb health class in school, but I get out of gyms for being old. Today was the first day of class and my first day of health. So my health professor was all "let's play a game! tell us your name and two things about...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLEtGRUrtJo&feature=player_detailpage

That is right I, randomdriftwood, am a God damn genius. My case study balanced first try!

- RDW

This is what I've been told by many people, and by IQ tests and crap.
I dont feel super smart. Maybe sometimes it shows and I'll notice it, everyone has their flashes of brilliance every once and a while. But most people I know seem to...

Yesterday I was able to reveal to all on EP that there have been factual inaccuracies on the internet. Granted, I didn't discover that, but I shared it. It's like gravity. I mean gravity was there before Newton discovered it. He just...

I need to count to my IQ so I started with my fingers and I needed to go to my toes and by golly I had enough.  So that proves I am a god damn genius.

I can spell my own name with a capital first letter!

I can tie my own shoes!

I can cook!

**Disclamer** Whilst some people dress to kill, I just cook that way - NO ONE I repeat NO ONE HAS DIED!!! Yet.

I have a sense of humour

Ah...

I know enough to know that I don't know everything... so that makes me a genius... plus I'm pretty damn intelligent as well... HAH!

Thats what my online IQ test said, well near genius anyway - so it must be true

I would love to be able to say that I am a God Damn Genius, however I know enough to understand that I will probably never know everything (I say probably, because at the rate technology and scams are going, they might invent a "know...

Whatcha think, whatcha say
About a boy who ain't there
Where some should of should of tried harder to place him at
Now he writes this from where?
He is here
I am
Starting fresh, though it only seems like that
I'll fish ye fish without a...