I Am A Good Friend, But Freaks Need Not Apply

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    Post #4 In The Book Of "no! I Will Not Add You."

    This is the fourth post in the past year and yet, it appears some still refuse to read and pay attention.  I thought about just continuing to ignore the "you have a new fan" mail, but it seems to come in waves lately and I'm tired of wasting most of my time filtering through...
    giggles4488 giggles4488
    56-60, F
    16 Responses Jan 23, 2011

    Leave Me Alone Weirdo's

    This one is for me and Giggles (happy now Mother?). I don't want to watch you and you lover **** (been asked that once on here, who asks that?), I don't want to have an affair with you (been asked that twice on here), I do not want to cheat on my love(lots count now of how many...
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Nov 22, 2009

    I'm Not Trying To Be Mean But...

    READ MY PROFILE BEFORE YOU CIRCLE ME!!! I am very open minded, but some things I CANNOT wrap my head around, nor will I even try. I DON'T WEAR DIAPERS. I DON'T PEE MY PANTS I DON'T WANT SPANKED, NOR DO I WANT TO SPANK ANYONE. FOOD DOES NOT BELONG IN THE BEDROOM! SAVE THE...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 23, 2009

    Well, That Was Fast!

      I took a quiz "just for fun" and I can see it's time to put up my WARNING: I WILL look at your profile page and deduce from your activity, friends, and experiences whether I wish to add on a new friend.  I am a pretty good judge of character and can...
    Brooklynchick Brooklynchick
    51-55, F
    20 Responses Dec 9, 2009

    Not Interested

    I HAVE NOT HAD THE PROBLEMS THAT SOME HAVE ENCOUNTERED BUT THEN AGAIN, I AM FAIRLY NEW TO THIS SITE. HOWEVER, I HAVE RUN INTO A FEW I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS. SO LET'S JUST CLEAR THIS UP NOW AND I WON'T HAVE TO GRIPE ABOUT IT LATER! I AM REALLY NOT INTERESTED IN A 3-SOME. PLEASE...
    TrprBadass TrprBadass
    41-45, M
    8 Responses Nov 22, 2009

    Something I Need To Say!!!!!!!

     IF I AM YOUR FRIEND, I WILL BE A BEST FRIEND. ONE YOU KNOW YOU CAN COUNT ON FOR A WILLING EAR TO HEAR WHATEVER IS ON YOUR MIND. ONE WHO WILL COMMISERATE AND CONSOLE THE ACHING HEART AND THE SCARRED SOUL. I WILL LAUGH WITH YOU AND CRY WITH YOU AND PROBABLY SMART OFF A FEW...
    giggles4488 giggles4488
    56-60, F
    13 Responses Nov 22, 2009

    4BlackForest 4BlackForest
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jan 23, 2015

    Related Experiences

    Part 2 Second year is an interesting story. So much happened and yet so little. It started well, I returned to Uni and thanks to that final night out we’d all become friends...
    Tobey94 Tobey94
    18-21, M
    a week ago
    I met you here almost a year ago and fell in love with you soon after, before I even saw your picture. I know I caused all my own grief and I am accepting that now. but I need to...
    boldtimer boldtimer
    66-70, M
    a week ago
    I hate to for its not the goodbye tht hurts but the flashbacks n sweet memories tht follow...but I will have to say goodbye...so..good bye all my dear frnds on here..luv u all..n...
    itsmecrazyUCme itsmecrazyUCme
    13-15, F
    a week ago
    To all my Ep friends: it has been great knowing so many Of you amazing and a few perverted folks.:)). As we move towards the final hours of Ep, I feel like I am re watching the...
    anitaHere anitaHere
    22-25, F
    1 Response a week ago
    So apparently we have less than 24 hours here. I feel like I should say so many things, yet words aren't so forthcoming in this moment of farewell. I'm too tired :p A few years...
    cherryxblossom cherryxblossom
    26-30, F
    1 Response a week ago
    The last story I will write on EP. It's sort of the end of an era for me. I first came here in June of 2011. I was lonely in a marriage that was a sham. We weren't ready to walk...
    simplysusan01 simplysusan01
    46-50, F
    1 Response Apr 20
    This could be mean, but I have this really skinny friend and I think she needs a little more meat on her bones...maybe a lot of meat. She's like 110 pounds. I think 200 would look...
    helpmegetfatter helpmegetfatter
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 20
    The flags are used for a number of purposes and they enable you to show your love, respect and support toward your nation or the association. There are number of categories of...
    Onlinestore12 Onlinestore12
    31-35, M
    Apr 19
    I was homeschooled through high school and I was raised by elderly relatives and separate from my brother. I grew up in a lower-middle class environment and was sheltered and as a...
    desertonion desertonion
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Apr 19
    When I was about...10 1/2 and down, I had a good family. I believed we all loved each other. Well. At 10 1/2 my dad got a night job. He always slept in the day. So he didn't spend...
    GodOfWords GodOfWords
    26-30, F
    Apr 19
    This will be a long post but I hope you bear with because this is something that’s been eating at me for a while. I fell in love with the most amazing girl I’ve ever met. The...
    Tobey94 Tobey94
    18-21, M
    Apr 19
    I'm 17 years old and I struggle with anxiet, although to my friends I appear confident, I hide my true feelings with 'great banter'. I digress, when I joined sixth form I made a...
    Jaffaj Jaffaj
    16-17, M
    Apr 18
    All names have been changed to protect people's identities. Two days ago on Friday, my high school required all students (except seniors) to work on a community service project...
    shybot shybot
    16-17, F
    Apr 17
    You know more about me than anyone, I have told you things I don't even allow myself to think about. You mean so much to me and I have really not been the best friend to you. For...
    boldtimer boldtimer
    66-70, M
    Apr 17
    Please apply in my inbox. No sex. Just friends. Honest real ppl apply only.
    NeedaGreatFriend NeedaGreatFriend
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 16
    Hi I'm Wayne. I'm 45 yrs old and I'm serving a life sentence in a Georgia prison. I need a few good pen pals because mail call is lonely when no body writes you. I have many...
    metallhead70 metallhead70
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 16
    I honestly have been feeling like I want to cry lately... except that I can't. As in I physically can't. The tears don't come. At most a few tears come out but I need a really...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 15
    Most likely this will be my final Experience here for of course the site is closing. I joined ep because I heard it had been a place to meet new people and make friends. and it's...
    SladeBolinLeaderofEp SladeBolinLeaderofEp
    18-21, M
    Apr 15
    i used to have a good friend that i used to talk to on my old account but now since i broke my phone shes gone and i lost her number and shes in a relationship i know its long...
    aaronpayne456 aaronpayne456
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Apr 14
    I had a boyfriend. We broke up last January 13, 2015. I haven't gotten over him but there's this guy I like. He's my childhood friend for 10 years. He's smart, funny, social and...
    HeyGD HeyGD
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 14
    We were just the same, she was the best friend I ever had, the closest person to me in the whole world. I never knew anyone before her I could meld with so well. She believed in my...
    marchingelephant marchingelephant
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 13
    all I want I'd a real true friend... that's all I want. no pedo's or people who just criticize me.. just nice people who I can be friend with... but apparently it's too much to...
    bisexualteen98 bisexualteen98
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 13
    My ex-boyfriend is incredibly depressed and doesn't want to acknowledge he needs help. Rather, he gets high and drunk almost daily. When we were dating I knew he was having an...
    iamhannahh iamhannahh
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 13
    Have you seen the profile photo of this group? I actually literally did that once, just to break the common routine of shy first meetings between friends (or potential crushes...
    SparkofDecency SparkofDecency
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 13
    Went on a camping trip with him. Originally 3 other friends were supposed to come, but they bailed out at the last minute. He was sleeping with 5 other girls, I was holding back...
    PuppyFangs PuppyFangs
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 11
    I don't think i can take it anymore. I'm so anxious and depressed and it's only getting worse. My life sucks so bad lately. I'm in the last high school class and exams are coming...
    NotThatGuy98 NotThatGuy98
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 11
    10 days from now EP will be closing (I don't know if this is the right term to use though). No words can express how thankful I am to EP. EP helped me a lot! I've met several...
    BittersweetRose BittersweetRose
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 11
    In 2015 I was diagnosed with Cushing's disease which was caused by a brain tumor. I had brain surgery on 20 July 2015. My best friend took leave the day of surgery and visited...
    Sanetvh Sanetvh
    41-45, F
    Apr 11
    This happen on 8 April when my best friend Amith is going forever leaving us by train and train is on 8:40 pm I decided to meet him for the last time but no transport and station...
    Sourabh789 Sourabh789
    16-17, M
    Apr 10
    I used to have one as a young adult and 2 as a kid. She was so beautiful inside and out. It never happened again. Never found one again. I consider my best quality 'a good bff...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 9
    New job, new car. So why do I feel so down the past couple days? My best friends. Because of them, I feel so depressed, everyone is noticing. First, my one best friend is getting...
    SimplyEm SimplyEm
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Apr 9
    New here - 1st post - stumbled on this site googling the topic so one can imagine how I feel. I am a fun loving guy with a good sense of humour - but struggling socially - almost...
    SahilR SahilR
    26-30, M
    1 Response Apr 9
    Napaka-selfish ko talagang tao. Yung kasiyahan ko lang yung palagi kong inuuna. Katulad ng sinabi ko, "it's happening all over again". At may isang tao nga na nagcomment na hindi...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Apr 8
    It is sad to see the Experience Project die. I came here in 2014, and at that point, I was about one year into a serious illness that destroyed - and continues to impair - a lot...
    pone22 pone22
    41-45, M
    6 Responses Apr 7
    It's been almost one year since I met him. I had no idea this guy was going to change my entire life. We met in an online game. He first met the girl who was my best friend at that...
    Drakaria Drakaria
    18-21, F
    Apr 7
    So this will be a long and complex story, but I need to get it out. It's how I deal with my feelings, and it's important for me to find an outlet to deal with my depression and...
    Tart2Bitter Tart2Bitter
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 7
    Yeah I made a big mistake. A HUGE one. I married for the wrong reasons. It was so stupid too, when you consider that I was always so picky. I really loved my first husband. We got...
    BananaMouth BananaMouth
    56-60, F
    7 Responses Apr 6
    So my BFF ex likes me. The thing is I liked him before my friend did. but I never told anyone. He went out with her and broke up with her . Through that time I low key liked him...
    Omgoshmetoo Omgoshmetoo
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 6
    He wasn't really my best friend but he was a very good friend of mine. I had a crush on him for 2 months. Idk about anyone else but I get attached to anyone I have sex with. He...
    Princessss16 Princessss16
    13-15, F
    Apr 3
    This was a while ago but I figured I would write the story. I have these red shorts that are very tight on my thighs that I can't pull up very well. So just standing a good inch...
    TylerRedwood TylerRedwood
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 3
    Just really need to vent I'm feeling really frustrated tonight with my husband. We got married 1.5 years ago and the second we got back from our honeymoon all affection and...
    Oklahomagirl33 Oklahomagirl33
    31-35, F
    17 Responses Apr 3
    Last night my friend and I went to a candy. There was this hot girl that I liked and I approached her and I said hi how are you doing my name is Ryan and she smiled. After that I...
    apnsrvdcjc apnsrvdcjc
    13-15, M
    Apr 2
    My friend went out with this girl i didn't care about a day after i broke up with her after a week of dating. One day he asked me who I liked and I told him, he called her gross...
    Oborus Oborus
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 2
    This was posted by a friend of mine about a year ago - She has already deleted her Account so won't mind me pinching it :) My job is so frikken unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it...
    Countdownson Countdownson
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Apr 1
    i have this friend who is more than a friend. it started out that we worked together. i work from home and he was a customer of mine. over time we started talking more and more...
    heatherau heatherau
    31-35, F
    Apr 1
    Everyone has a dream. Maybe you’ve had it since you were a child. Maybe it came to you more recently. Desires, wishes, and ambitions should be a part of all of our lives. You may...
    yayepisoverimsad yayepisoverimsad
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 31
    Goodbye TravelDreamer. You are my love, my best friend and my biggest fan. It will not be the same here without you. I love you baby. :)
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Mar 31
    I'm feeling very negative. I shouldn't write. When EP is over I imagine I might have to find a friend. Phone a friend. You have to be a friend to have friends. I had a friend who...
    ijustneed2talk ijustneed2talk
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Mar 31
    Thought I had met my true match my best friend .... Apparently not man she deleted her profile with out any contact info anything. Maybe I'm just too intense or just not friend...
    Brokenwingz1986 Brokenwingz1986
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Mar 31
    Hey all we are gay couple completely straight acting with good looks. We are in a relationship since past 8 years,we are 28 and 26 years old and looking for asexual/lesbian/single...
    mocsearch10 mocsearch10
    26-30, M
    Mar 31
    My life is a complete mess and now I need to clean up. For 11 years ago I met my wife. We hade fun togheter and we did everything together. Then the problems began to happen...
    realcomplicated realcomplicated
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Mar 30
    I really want a friend like that I need to talk about something
    PlayingPretty PlayingPretty
    13-15, F
    3 Responses Mar 30
    Hi! I'm christal, from philippines. 15 years old. I'm looking for a bestfriend who will always there for me no matter what happens. Who will not judge me. A Weird, Otaku(i love...
    Iwantbestfriend Iwantbestfriend
    13-15, F
    Mar 30
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