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I Am A Good Friend, But Freaks Need Not Apply

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    I'm Not Trying To Be Mean But...

    READ MY PROFILE BEFORE YOU CIRCLE ME!!! I am very open minded, but some things I CANNOT wrap my head around, nor will I even try. I DON'T WEAR DIAPERS. I DON'T PEE MY PANTS I DON'T WANT SPANKED, NOR DO I WANT TO SPANK ANYONE. FOOD DOES NOT BELONG IN THE BEDROOM! SAVE THE...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Nov 23, 2009

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    Not Interested

    I HAVE NOT HAD THE PROBLEMS THAT SOME HAVE ENCOUNTERED BUT THEN AGAIN, I AM FAIRLY NEW TO THIS SITE. HOWEVER, I HAVE RUN INTO A FEW I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS. SO LET'S JUST CLEAR THIS UP NOW AND I WON'T HAVE TO GRIPE ABOUT IT LATER! I AM REALLY NOT INTERESTED IN A 3-SOME. PLEASE...
    TrprBadass TrprBadass 41-45, M 8 Responses Nov 22, 2009

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    Something I Need To Say!!!!!!!

     IF I AM YOUR FRIEND, I WILL BE A BEST FRIEND. ONE YOU KNOW YOU CAN COUNT ON FOR A WILLING EAR TO HEAR WHATEVER IS ON YOUR MIND. ONE WHO WILL COMMISERATE AND CONSOLE THE ACHING HEART AND THE SCARRED SOUL. I WILL LAUGH WITH YOU AND CRY WITH YOU AND PROBABLY SMART OFF A FEW...
    giggles4488 giggles4488 56-60, F 15 Responses Nov 22, 2009

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    Well, That Was Fast!

      I took a quiz "just for fun" and I can see it's time to put up my WARNING: I WILL look at your profile page and deduce from your activity, friends, and experiences whether I wish to add on a new friend.  I am a pretty good judge of character and can...
    Brooklynchick Brooklynchick 51-55, F 20 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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    Leave Me Alone Weirdo's

    This one is for me and Giggles (happy now Mother?). I don't want to watch you and you lover **** (been asked that once on here, who asks that?), I don't want to have an affair with you (been asked that twice on here), I do not want to cheat on my love(lots count now of how many...
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 3 Responses Nov 22, 2009

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    Post #4 In The Book Of "no! I Will Not Add You."

    This is the fourth post in the past year and yet, it appears some still refuse to read and pay attention.  I thought about just continuing to ignore the "you have a new fan" mail, but it seems to come in waves lately and I'm tired of wasting most of my time filtering through...
    giggles4488 giggles4488 56-60, F 19 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    4BlackForest 4BlackForest 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 23

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    We met several years ago in college. We had several classes together over a couple of years and naturally we became "college-only friends" (as in friends you only really spend time...
    brendacouttes brendacouttes 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    I want a friend that's going to put me first. I would do the same with him. Example my friend dating a girl, she talks **** about me or try to put herself before me and take him...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F Feb 19

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    I had only one friend in third grade but she moved now im stuck at this stupid town and time no one sees me no one cares anymore trust me its tuff the years with out not a single...
    mythlover mythlover 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 9

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    I'm not an ideal friend. I don't understand people. I can only tell if someone's being sarcastic when I know beforehand if they're going to be sarcastic. Often when I try to help...
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T 8 hrs ago

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    I'm such a kid, I can relate better with a hs freshman than my own age group lol! but then again I've held hour long convos with old men talking about the good old days, and they...
    slimvince slimvince 18-21, M Feb 3

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    I'm a married stay at home mom of four boys and I'm looking for someone, female, that I can be friends with and talk to, I live in los Angeles but long distance is ok
    alexcam80 alexcam80 31-35 1 Response Feb 10

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    I know 1000 people,have 15 friends,10 close friends and 4 people I trust..
    NjJ7 NjJ7 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 31

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    I feel the need to preface my story with a few facts about my friend. I will refer to this friend as Deb. Deb is not an evil terrible person. She is very unhappy and angry. As...
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 11 Responses Feb 1

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    I don't have many friends but the ones that I do are either hard to reach or just fake friends. I have this one guy friend who I thought was my 'bro' but recently he started...
    HeyRainbow HeyRainbow 16-17, F Feb 1

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    There's a want and there's a hate. There's things ppl can't meet in the middle and get along. I for one will always remember a friend that I lost. I want to be friends with him...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    This may seem out of place because of the other storie's i've shared on here but I think this is a worth while one to look at. This may seem strange but if you think about it...
    BushMaster243 BushMaster243 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    My experience is when I was in secondary school and I met a girl who WAS my friend but along the year me and the girl got into some fights and she took my friends away. I spent...
    monitwi0 monitwi0 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 4

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    2 friendship ending experience. There is going to be two parts of this. 1st ill start off with a ex friend I knew since high school who wanted money all the time. 2nd experience I...
    favi4et favi4et 18-21, M Feb 8

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    I've told myself that online friend isn't a friend but I've counted on online after all. I need a real good friend even if it's online. If I cannot find anyone on this worldwide...
    Kayu96 Kayu96 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 15

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    I have an online friend from Europe, while I'm from Asia. We met online at Facebook in 2008 and be friends ever since. We communicate thru Facebook and in 2012, we finally met in...
    Meyun Meyun 26-30, F Feb 17

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    need real good friend, true and real one
    rogi4u rogi4u 36-40, M Jan 30

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    What are "good" friends these days? I'm finding out that no one really has that answer, nor are people "good" friends with people now for more than 10 years or shorter than....even...
    Msprissy Msprissy 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 12

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    This is really embarrassing, I was over at my good friend's, this is my fat friend she needs to lose 200 pounds. She is married her husband is pretty fit right now, he lost 150...
    Sharona6319 Sharona6319 51-55, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    I never demand that people pay attention to me. I hate it when people demand that I pay attention to them! Its so rude! It hurts me. My attention is gold. If I am boring you I want...
    chimbie88 chimbie88 31-35, M 4 days ago

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    I really neet a best friend . I have a great life . Nice familly . Best boy friend ever but something is missing . I still need some1 to trust to talk with ....i need a friend...
    sanizelle sanizelle 22-25, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    Coy Gonzolis from Swamp Pawn has gone to rest He was a good man ,,good friend ,and a great Dad to his son "Shorty " just wanted to express the sympathy to any others who knew...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M Feb 1

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    Anyone looking for a good friend like I am? Message me and let's talk
    cbm99 cbm99 36-40, M Feb 2

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    Dear friend, For the past few weeks, after not even having a jolt of your name speak to me for six months, you have recently been on my mind a lot. Not in an obsessive way, but a...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    i need a good friend..i will add him/her on my facebook.
    cozyboy cozyboy 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 11

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    I've had a couple of, I thought, very close best friends that I met online, here on EP. Both are men and they meant the world to me for about a year. With the loss of my best...
    chrissy1961 chrissy1961 51-55, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    So there is this guy at my church that I have liked for 4 years now, and 6 months ago we started texting (are parents didn't know) and we told each other how we felt and that we...
    grace2you grace2you 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    A long time ago I had a good friend,Wim, he lived a few hundred meter away from my home and he was "special" Wim's propriety looked like a scrapheap full with old metal and used...
    kingkyrie kingkyrie 51-55, M 2 Responses Jan 28

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    My friends anniversary of his death is coming up. I'll never forget it March 7th. I can't remember the year it's too painful but I know he's been gone past 7 years now. His...
    nyteacher2005 nyteacher2005 26-30, F Jan 29

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    So my best friend's boyfriend is a really good friend of mine too, and i myself helped him to get things right with my bestie, but while doing that, we started to get so close that...
    purpleblast5 purpleblast5 22-25, F Feb 2

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    I am a woman but I need a woman friend . I need someone who is submissive. I will love them and care for them they must be discreet and submissive. Younger or older is okay. I will...
    darleyt1 darleyt1 46-50, F 3 days ago

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    Things I learned from Disney movies: All it takes is faith and trust. And something I forgot. Dust. --Peter Pan Remember, you are the one who can fill the world with sunshine...
    Dustyghost Dustyghost 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 10

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    I'm in a relationship with a girl, and while I still want to be in contact with her, I don't want to continue dating. The thing is, I'm also attracted to the same sex, and I want...
    RMgunning RMgunning 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 29

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    I am about to lose my dear sweet Maui....he is 16 and the totally best dog that My dad and I could have ever asked for...I will miss you everyday Maui and tell Mom hi and don't...
    m4389 m4389 41-45, F 14 Responses Feb 5

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    A wife with no life. I am a wife and mother of 1 and another on the way. my family means the world to me but for some reason after 6 years of marriage I have jusy realised I have...
    Awakey Awakey 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    I just found this on youtube. It's a Jamican take on Trini's - I will say not all trinidadian's are like this , so she is like 50% correct on the music , the heavy hand , the...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M Feb 9

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    I love him a lot, I love him so much that I would give my life for him. He is the most special thing that has ever happened to me.. On my sad days he would turn my frown upside...
    Bijoker420 Bijoker420 18-21, F Feb 15

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    As I've discussed in other posts I have a job the leaves me feeling like a piece of **** every single day and to boot I think I might have asperger's syndrome, which would explain...
    ILoveWeights ILoveWeights 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    I have a personality disorder that makes it to where I find it nearly impossible to ever fall in love with anyone. I've spent the past 10 years trying to find someone that I've...
    nryoung nryoung 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 31

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