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I Am A Human Urinal

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 257 People

    I Love Pee - Drinking It.

    One day i had to take parts to a very far place ; after driving a while i saw a young girl hiking so i decided to give her a lift; she had a very short skirt on , so we chatted and she saw me looking at her legs , so she pulled her skirt up quit a bit ;After a while she wanted to...
    bigfoot15 bigfoot15 46-50 3 Responses Feb 5, 2012

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    Her Stud Uses Me For His Convenience

    Well it's just a fantasy now.She does have other men **** her sometimes though, which is great.I would especially love it if the guy is a good, hot lover for her, with a large to very large **** for her to enjoy., me on standby as they satisfied their sexual hunger for each other...
    meinsvaz meinsvaz 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 28, 2012

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    I Love Drinking Pee.

    I write so many stories about **** that it is totally redundant. But I had a dream that there was a bathroom where every urinal was a woman and it was like that in the Mens Room and the Ladies Room. That turned me like, well I don't know what it was like but it was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 73 Responses Jan 4, 2010

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    My Personal.urinal

    I have a male slave drink my **** twice a day every day simply because it feels better ******* into someone's mouth. Looking for a full time live in slave so I can always have a mouth to **** in.
    pissfeeder pissfeeder 41-45 2 Responses Sep 7, 2012

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    Bottom ****

    I'm not really into driking **** although i do drink it from time to time, it;s mainly beer **** that i drink as it's almost taste less, i then recycle it through my bladder into or over someone else, but what i really love is having my bare bottom used as a urinal, i love to...
    barearse barearse 51-55, M Dec 15, 2012

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    Real Human Urinal

    I have decided a while ago start using my mouth as a urinal, as of now my urinal is available to any man that wants to use it. Only requirement is that he fills it real good. I love this so much that I have my phone number address and name posted on a few other websites. It's...
    jcomerford jcomerford 36-40, M 5 Responses Aug 5, 2012

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    Masters Public And Private Urinal

    I have always loved to pissed on, and in. Recently I found a master who loves to use me in this way. he has me come to his business, topless, (under my jacket), with nipple clamps on my nipples. When I walk in he takes me right to his bathroom at work. he works alone, and ...
    analslave46360 analslave46360 31-35, F 11 Responses Dec 15, 2010

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    Meeting My Mistress In A Coffee Shop

    I had a friendship with a mistress who just loved to watch me drink her pee. At the time I was married so we had to meet in secret at a coffee shop just outside of town ( a Tim Hortons) . One time she told me to get my coffee in a take-out cup and then drink it quickly when we...
    chico8691 chico8691 41-45, M 1 Response May 21, 2011

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    artonthebrain artonthebrain 41-45, M Apr 8

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    I see humans everywhere, but who says because there wearing human skin they have to have humanity? It's just not right. There is no humanity in this world anymore, everyone's just...
    silentlyhurtingeveryday silentlyhurtingeveryday 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    I am a human being, a simple human being who wants to live his life to the fullest, achieve his dreams, read more and more, travel around the world, meet new friends, fall in love...
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    To be human is to accept that our faults are natural. That we have the decision to be who we want to be. That we're free to think as we want. That we have to rely on each other and...
    ladypirate108 ladypirate108 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    I'm sick and tired of all of those rude humans out there. As some may know, I am a werewolf. Humans have gotten me upset today. Most of the humans are careless and heartless...
    PureWhiteMoonlight PureWhiteMoonlight 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 25

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    There are times in which I felt like I do not belong with humans at all, I sometimes feel that I am something other than human. I never side with the human characters in movies...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 1

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    They just rape everything. Fellow humans, the land, other beings on this earth. As humans, we were all born in black blood. It's only getting worse. We talk about how we're the...
    juviehall juviehall 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    I forget that I'm human. Everyday that goes by, I keep calm and do whatever it is I need to do. I don't just lose my cool (unless I'm alone in my car driving and some idiot doesn't...
    lnguyen1116 lnguyen1116 18-21, F Mar 28

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    I may be a Malaysian. I may be Asian I may have mix blood But whatever it is I am a human being just like anyone else. I need to have someone to love I need to be loved I need it...
    CoolDad59 CoolDad59 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    BREAKING NEWS … COMMON WORLD JURY OF WE THE PEOPLE UNFOLDING : Citizen Grand Jury Emancipating Humanity  Citizen Grand Jury The result of ordinary people taking the...
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX 46-50, M Mar 25

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    MESSAGE FROM THE SASQUATCH : Listen and listen NOWKeewaunee Lapseritis has been encountering the Big Foot for 35 years. These highly intelligent,telepathic trans-dimensional beings...
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX 46-50, M Mar 26

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    And today my faith got a little bit worse. Humanity sunk a bit lower in my eyes. The selfishness- the arrogance- the sheer lack of consideration for others has me wondering if we...
    KittenHasaWhip KittenHasaWhip 46-50, F 4 Responses Apr 9

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    No matter how hard I ******* try , I will never be able to cover up the hurt and pain I feel .. I carry so many burdens everywhere I ******* go .. I am only human I have...
    imperfectbeauty imperfectbeauty 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 9

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    It captures me in ways that makes me wonder..... I have read so much about serial killers, all of the people who knew them, always said "he was the nicest man, or the nice girl...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    I am human, and being a human at times sucks, but is all worth the end result
    ash5698 ash5698 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 21

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    I am baffled by human behavior. Not all human behavior of course, but a lot of mundane stuff that people do commonly. I have trouble understanding why people join groups or why...
    LuminousMotes LuminousMotes 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    After years if being unsure, I have finally realised that I am a human and I have come to terms with it. After all those years of believing I was a walrus I have finally come to...
    thatguy3500 thatguy3500 13-15, M Mar 24

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    Dear Self, You are only human. You are not perfect, and really if you were, how absolutely dreadful that would be. But Self, do remember, that you are not defined by your...
    nivanvc nivanvc 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 30

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    The best place to wear a wig! When choosing a wig, the first to make the wig wearer's head size with the same circumference. There is too little pressure, the impact of the head...
    lay1227 lay1227 18-21, F Mar 31

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    I seem to understand spirits in Heaven more than humans on earth. I love to be around spirits because all they ever do is love me and the humans that I have been close to have all...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 18-21, F Apr 8

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    I don't even know why I'm in this group. But human behaviour does have its moments. Though when what's being done is already expected, and the action done is to bring forth a...
    SinisterSmile SinisterSmile 22-25 Apr 11

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    While I have had many days to contemplate the sadness that has befallen me, I still cannot find rhyme to the events. Except in that humanity has become a failed experiment. And...
    TheAlchemistIsIn TheAlchemistIsIn 26-30, F Apr 11

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    Sometimes I feel that I don't fit in with the majority of humans populating this world, mainly because i'm different than them. Is there something i'm missing? Because...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    People are bound by a contract since the day they were born. We are all bound by the government and the society. Our forefathers had agreed to it on our behalf. We cannot therefore...
    thelonewood thelonewood 26-30 3 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    My fascination with people is pretty ridiculous, but it's a completely natural function of my brain; it can't be turned off. I do a lot of people-watching whenever I'm not talking...
    JustAnotherHuman34 JustAnotherHuman34 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 20

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    that. I hate humans because they will pretend to love you, to be your friend, to care but they only do this because want something out of you.I dont ever want to live in an...
    CrunchyWafer CrunchyWafer 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    I'm sure I'm opening myself up to a ridiculous amount of questions about my sex life, but I also know that some of you know how to occasionally exist outside the realm of human...
    flightlessbird314 flightlessbird314 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 24

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    Like stomach pains? Yeah, whoever or whatever designed the human body really wasn't thinking about us. I hate stomach pains! It's killing me right now
    KeithPrice94 KeithPrice94 18-21, M Mar 24

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    I see women thinking they're achieving freedom by wearing less and less clothes. They don't see what they think is helping them be free is actually allowing men to freely see what...
    Amaryllisflowers Amaryllisflowers 18-21, F 72 Responses Mar 26

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    Humans. Are. Animals. Enough said.
    LEMONkinks LEMONkinks 18-21, F Mar 26

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    I consider how many conditions we humans place on one another.
    FrolickingFemale FrolickingFemale 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    Fascinated Quotes - * People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface...
    nivanvc nivanvc 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 27

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    my academic work really started all this...or not... humans think we are clever....students think they are masters of this.... we all have tells and inconsistencies...amazing...
    tacitlygarrulous tacitlygarrulous 70+, M 1 Response Mar 27

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    I read this quote recently "Do you know what I like about humans? Their pets". I thought this was hysterical.
    Unit97 Unit97 46-50, F Mar 27

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    I've hardly ever been touched by another human being, aside from my parents occasional hugs, people avoid any physical contact with me. Due to this, i've almost have developed a...
    Elsa15 Elsa15 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    In particular, I really like to watch people interact to each other. It fascinates me who people connect with, be it in real life or online. And how people can meet once and never...
    waterwolflover waterwolflover 13-15, F Mar 30

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    I may have autism and be obsessed with monsters and celebrities, but let it be known that I am human and have feelings. I'm not some emotionless drone, you know.
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 1

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    So lets get back to why we are here......huh.....well some of us anyway My night as a Wolf....that bleeds into the day.... I astral shifted the other night.....and in my true...
    FenrisLupa FenrisLupa 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 3

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    Physically and mentally drained....Trying to block my emotion from the Human Leech. Arg! The nerve for you to tell me that I have no talent, when all you're doing now is use my...
    hopelessaddict hopelessaddict 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    In all affairs of life, at every moment, we have a choice. I am fascinated by the choice humans take... and a bit sad.
    Blodeuwedd1 Blodeuwedd1 56-60 2 Responses Apr 5

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    I am luserfurayin. I know I'm not human. I'm a mix of everything dark, so would a blessed blade hurt me?
    onomaine onomaine 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 7

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    Yes so agree am a human first and then a citizen a christian a hindu a IT progrramer a driver a poliman ,,if this very basic stuff is understood and adopted by all it would be...
    romell romell 36-40, M Apr 8

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    A shadow being/human scenario?