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I Am A Human Urinal

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    ನಾನು ಉಚ್ಚೆ

    ಕುಡಿತೀನಿ. ನನ್ನ ಬಾಯಲ್ಲಿ ಉಚ್ಚೆ ಹುಯ್ದು ಕುಡಿಸಿ ಮತ್ತು ಕಕ್ಕಸನ್ನು ತಿನ್ನಿಸಿ.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 12

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    I wish to serve as a Human Urinal to Gents.

    I love to be a human urinal always.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 7

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    ನಾನು ಉಚ್ಚೆ

    ಕುಡೀತೀನಿ. Let atleast 20 gents **** in my mouth daily and make me drink...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 6, 2014

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    ನಾನು ಉಚ್ಚೆ

    ಕುಡಿತೀನಿ. ನನ್ನ ಬಾಯಲ್ಲಿ ಉಚ್ಚೆ ಹುಯ್ದು ಕುಡಿಸಿ ಮತ್ತು ಕಕ್ಕಸನ್ನು ತಿನ್ನಿಸಿ.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 8

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    My fiancee was desperate to pee in the car

    and we were kissing and so horny. She told me she needs to pee but doesn't know where to pee. I told that she can pee in my pants, I won't go out off my car until the home and it won't mess anywhere else then she said how could I go home with that pissy pants and I said don't...
    Ilovepoopeating Ilovepoopeating 26-30, M Jun 20

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    ನಾನು ಗಾಯತ್ರಿಯ

    ಉಚ್ಚೆ ಕುಡೀತೀನಿ. I must drink her urine and eat her toilet as my breakfast. She feeds me her fresh toilet every day twice. At week ends, She invites her friends also to enjoy feeding their toilet into my mouth.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 5, 2014

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    My Personal.urinal

    I have a male slave drink my **** twice a day every day simply because it feels better ******* into someone's mouth. Looking for a full time live in slave so I can always have a mouth to **** in.
    pissfeeder pissfeeder 41-45 3 Responses Sep 7, 2012

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    I Love Drinking Pee.

    I write so many stories about **** that it is totally redundant. But I had a dream that there was a bathroom where every urinal was a woman and it was like that in the Mens Room and the Ladies Room. That turned me like, well I don't know what it was like but it was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 59 Responses Jan 4, 2010

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    ನಾನು ಗಾಯತ್ರಿಯ

    ಉಚ್ಚೆ ಕುಡೀತೀನಿ. I must drink her urine and eat her toilet as my breakfast. She feeds me her fresh toilet every day twice. At week ends, She invites her friends also to enjoy feeding their toilet into my mouth.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 16

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