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I Am A Human Urinal

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 264 People

    Her Stud Uses Me For His Convenience

    Well it's just a fantasy now.She does have other men **** her sometimes though, which is great.I would especially love it if the guy is a good, hot lover for her, with a large to very large **** for her to enjoy., me on standby as they satisfied their sexual hunger for each other...
    meinsvaz meinsvaz 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 28, 2012

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    Masters Public And Private Urinal

    I have always loved to pissed on, and in. Recently I found a master who loves to use me in this way. he has me come to his business, topless, (under my jacket), with nipple clamps on my nipples. When I walk in he takes me right to his bathroom at work. he works alone, and ...
    analslave46360 analslave46360 31-35, F 11 Responses Dec 15, 2010

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    I Love Drinking Pee.

    I write so many stories about **** that it is totally redundant. But I had a dream that there was a bathroom where every urinal was a woman and it was like that in the Mens Room and the Ladies Room. That turned me like, well I don't know what it was like but it was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 72 Responses Jan 4, 2010

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    I Love Pee - Drinking It.

    One day i had to take parts to a very far place ; after driving a while i saw a young girl hiking so i decided to give her a lift; she had a very short skirt on , so we chatted and she saw me looking at her legs , so she pulled her skirt up quit a bit ;After a while she wanted to...
    bigfoot15 bigfoot15 46-50 3 Responses Feb 5, 2012

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    Real Human Urinal

    I have decided a while ago start using my mouth as a urinal, as of now my urinal is available to any man that wants to use it. Only requirement is that he fills it real good. I love this so much that I have my phone number address and name posted on a few other websites. It's...
    jcomerford jcomerford 36-40, M 6 Responses Aug 5, 2012

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    Bottom ****

    I'm not really into driking **** although i do drink it from time to time, it;s mainly beer **** that i drink as it's almost taste less, i then recycle it through my bladder into or over someone else, but what i really love is having my bare bottom used as a urinal, i love to...
    barearse barearse 51-55, M Dec 15, 2012

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    My Personal.urinal

    I have a male slave drink my **** twice a day every day simply because it feels better ******* into someone's mouth. Looking for a full time live in slave so I can always have a mouth to **** in.
    pissfeeder pissfeeder 41-45 3 Responses Sep 7, 2012

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    Meeting My Mistress In A Coffee Shop

    I had a friendship with a mistress who just loved to watch me drink her pee. At the time I was married so we had to meet in secret at a coffee shop just outside of town ( a Tim Hortons) . One time she told me to get my coffee in a take-out cup and then drink it quickly when we...
    chico8691 chico8691 41-45, M 2 Responses May 21, 2011

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    This image just emits so much love <3 thank you to Audrey Hepburn and all the humanitarian heroes out there! I hope to become as dedicated and as loving as you guys! Happy World...
    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx 18-21, F 58 mins ago

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    I can hold my breath I can bite my tongue I can stay awake for days If that's what you want Be your number one I can fake a smile I can force a laugh I can dance and play the part...
    justalittlehuman justalittlehuman 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 26

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    This kinda fit how I was feeling... I put "human condition" into search on EP, but that just gave me the impression people are confused about the human condition, and what's there...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M Aug 9

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    Islam provides many human rights for the individual. The following are some of these human rights that Islam protects. The life and property of all citizens in an Islamic state...
    nuruldeen nuruldeen 36-40, M Aug 1

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    Not ALL humans are F***** up! Some are! but people who hate human dont look at humans bad side for a moment!
    RainbowPower RainbowPower 13-15, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    So the border crisis between America and Mexico...Those stupid ignorant Mexicans are sending their children here... How dare they want a better life for them.. How dare they not...
    vxnnyx vxnnyx 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    Ever since I was a little girl I never felt normal, never felt human. I always felt more animalistic. I have always enjoyed being out and around nature, always being barefoot and...
    brandijade92 brandijade92 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 25

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    Right is wrong is right: the complex..and the sublime end I narrated the simple part of the story. Well lets say, from here onwards ‘the story’ itself is very simple and it...
    swashochi swashochi 36-40, F Jul 26

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    I have always been curious as to why people do what they do. i often feel like im standing outside the box looking in. i profile all these people and they fit neatly into the...
    bmiller1989 bmiller1989 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 27

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    My fascination with the Human Behavior (& Humans) is like a never ending quest with so many questions left unanswered. Who is an interesting person is a question I have been...
    Tien101 Tien101 18-21 3 Responses Jul 28

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    I came here to help, but now I realise that was a mistake. Human beings are the most distasteful, useless, stupid life forms in the universe. You lot have no idea what is good...
    ArcturianSoul ArcturianSoul 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 8

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    We admire elephants in part because they demonstrate what we consider the finest human traits: empathy, self-awareness, and social intelligence. But the way we treat them puts on...
    Heart39 Heart39 26-30, F 7 Responses Aug 11

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    For as long as I can remember, I've been fascinated by how the human psyche operates. I think I could easily sit through countless Psychology classes and still feel like there is...
    Mariposa85 Mariposa85 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I'm fascinated by humans in general. Like the range of bodies and personalities and quirks and vices... such a variety of humans! :)
    MrsApple MrsApple 26-30, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Since I was very young, I have always felt different. I'm talking 8 years old. I've always felt that I thought more than others, am more observant than others, and as awful as it...
    thenebula thenebula 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    I'm not sure if I can be considered a Humanist. But my personal beliefs do coincide with Humanist beliefs, though. I do believe that we can find the meaning of life within...
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    I'm not racist. I only hate the human race
    Deeperthinker Deeperthinker 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 20

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    I am human. But if you *** with me, I will show you how crazy I can get. If you *** with me -- I will chew your ars out if you *** with my friends -- I will beat ur arse if you...
    DracovNasser DracovNasser 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 23

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    I want to know: Why some humans are nice and some people aren't Why some people truly have a good heart and some just act as if they do Why some people are mean and rude for no...
    Mahsa99 Mahsa99 13-15, F Jul 23

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    Have you ever experienced it? You know....that feeling.......when something which is bracketed as 'wrong' and you do the thing feeling confident that its 'right'? Well after all...
    swashochi swashochi 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 24

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    I especially love when human behavior clearly contradicts the stories people tell about themselves.
    gothette gothette 26-30, F 12 Responses Jul 24

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    Isn't it strange that we are all people, not just 'humans'? Each and every one of us is unique and I think that's great! We all have the right to be ourselves and to be accepted in...
    Seblett Seblett 13-15, F 5 Responses Jul 25

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    I am a wolf and I hate the body so much it's a matter of time before I put a bullet in it. I love wolves with all my heart and I will always protect then at what ever cost . I will...
    ShadowWolf190 ShadowWolf190 13-15, M 2 Responses Jul 25

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    Certain NEEDS are crucial for human survival - Food, clothing, shelter, education n most importantly THE NEED TO BELONG Over the years I have realised that I have always been an...
    Tien101 Tien101 18-21 6 Responses Jul 25

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    How different we,human beings,can be depending our way of seeing things.The possibilities of each person are neverending depending what we have in mind.Some thoughts free us,others...
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F Jul 26

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    I want to be someone pet, I'm young yes but it's my dream I want to be kept as a pet and never realised really, I want an owner preferably female or tranny can be male though to...
    giantsword18 giantsword18 13-15, M Jul 27

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    My doubts, my fears, my happiness, my excitement, my passion for sex, my heart beats, I pray, I make mistakes, I am not perfect, but I am perfectly happy being me... Because I am...
    Coffeetyme Coffeetyme 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 28

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    I am a wolf believe or not I am. I have need working on my shift all my life and I still have faith I will shift , everyone leaves and forget about . But when I shift they'll...
    ShadowWolf190 ShadowWolf190 13-15, M Jul 29

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    Am I suppose to feel lucky? That I got things others don't. I have a family, a house, money and materialistic items other people wish they had? I eat whenever I want, my fridge...
    heartdeflowerboys1 heartdeflowerboys1 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 30

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    Still Believe That Inside You There Is A Real Human
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 31

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    I love animals way more than humans because I know they won't cancel plans, will be there when you need someone :) love my puppies
    LindsayCarrette LindsayCarrette 16-17, F Jul 31

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    Humans are probably the most judgemental people on the planet earth. Animals on the other hand are the complete opposite. They don't care if you have money in your pocket, or nice...
    xsarah23x xsarah23x 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    I love seeing a lot of sweet and geniunely nice responses here on ep. They arent afraid to express solicitude. It makes me think that there is still hope for humanity! Thanks EP
    greyxx greyxx 13-15, F Aug 1

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    I have deep faith in humans as individuals; I despair of the idea of teams/groups/nations/multinational corporations. Small, local business is generally good.
    2ndHandLion 2ndHandLion 41-45, T Aug 2

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    I don't know if it is better to say that "I am fascinated by human behavior" or that "I am a stalker" haha. I really enjoy just watching people. Watching what they do when they...
    heapograss heapograss 22-25, M 3 Responses Aug 3

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    A conversation on a plane. Yesterday I was sitting next to two Jewish guys, and one was wearing an Israeli armed forces t-shirt. He was actually American, so not really a member of...
    abstraction abstraction 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 3

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    Kudos to you, humanitarian workers.
    EarthlingWise EarthlingWise 41-45 1 Response Aug 4

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    Just when I get excited about technology and how it's making lives easier, I hear of another abuse by sociopaths. I was reading about 'electronic pick pocketing'. Spookey. I...
    exmarinebusinessman exmarinebusinessman 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 4

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    Ever since I first discovered dragons, Ive always wanted to be one. I drew pictures of them every day, played as them in games at school, and other things like that. But now, I...
    VolcanoTheDragon VolcanoTheDragon 13-15, F Aug 5

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    We each have our idiosyncrasies which make us who we are and human. There is a fascination to be beheld because we each adapt our behaviour to the stimuli we receive. I am a...
    Lecuyer90 Lecuyer90 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 6