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I Am a Hypocrite

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    I Am Such A Fool

    I do not practice what I preach... Better get to work then... Off I go!!!!
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Feb 6, 2012

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    I dont deny it. I am a hypocrite.

    I always tell people one thing, yet do anoter. I give out advice yet I dont follow them myself.
    tikani tikani 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 11, 2014

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    I am. aren't we all to some extent

    or the other? (is this me trying to justify?) some a little more? some a little further into the grasp of self deception? I am a self obsessed, selfish, jerk of a hypocrite. Yet I am fine, going about my day, fooling around i suppose. Is there a way out, far and away?
    anomalousexpansionofwater anomalousexpansionofwater 22-25, F Jan 20, 2014

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    That Is Who I Am

    I think I am a complete failure. No time to multiply experiences. Just wasting time. I think this is an art or may be its a torture. The torture that is slowly eroding me. Slow poisioning me. Finishing me up. I have everything that I need but still crave for more. Got nowhere to...
    abhisham001 abhisham001 41-45, M 2 Responses Dec 26, 2011

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    I Know Everyone Is...

    Well, I WAS like 100% AGAINST smoking...All my friends smoke and I have yelled at them all for it. Recently I have been depressed and I have decided to start smoking. I started tonight! Yeah, I just thought I'd share that :)
    ninjamelly ninjamelly 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 22, 2009

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    I Really Can Not Stand People Like Me

    I cant stand people who use self pity.
    YoucancallmeJuliet YoucancallmeJuliet 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 20, 2009

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    I Can Be Hypocritical, But You Can't

    I'm kidding. I never met anyone that wasn't a hypocrite at times. Some have more hypocritical times than others, but at the end of the day, we're all guilty.Even calling someone a hypocrite is pretty hypocritical, unless you admit your own as well. I'll work on some of the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 6, 2011

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    I get disgusted at girls

    who are popular and have everyone calling them pretty. but then at the same time i want to be called pretty too. Life sucks sometimes.
    jeweldoggy jeweldoggy 13-15, F Jun 2, 2014

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    Bad Track Record...

    The main thing that makes me a hyprocrite is that I can give advice to ppl about how they should deal with a problem or treat themselves better, and it's good [I hope!] advice too, can't take my own advice. There's been a few times I've found myself reading a story of...
    BowsAndBones BowsAndBones 16-18, F 6 Responses Aug 16, 2007

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    ADeepPerspective ADeepPerspective 18-21, F Dec 15, 2013

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    I know the difference between right

    and wrong, and I don't always care.
    LifeDispenser LifeDispenser 31-35, M Sep 7, 2014

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    I most definitely am

    when it comes to people making mistakes that ive made or am making i wouldnt want anyone to
    Shayalex Shayalex 18-21 Jan 1

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    I do my best not to be hypocritical

    but in have a really difficult time with it.
    persononinternet persononinternet 16-17, M Jan 12, 2014

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    Yep. I've been complaining about being sick of

    Christmas music and movies since Thanksgiving. Today, I felt inclined to watch one. So guess what I'm doing now. :/
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T 1 Response Dec 12, 2014

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    I'm literally the biggest hypocrite

    that I know. It's just in my personality(:
    toiletwater toiletwater 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 19, 2014

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    Only With Myself

    Hypocrite, yes am a big one but I swear only with myself.. I am not hypocrite with others, at least it is what I think, I don't see a reason to be like this with others, I try to be as honest as I can!! If I dislike someone they will know it and if I love someone they will feel...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    I Am An Animal Advocate

    but I eat meat. Not alot, but I wouldn't turn down a steak, hamburger, chicken, turkey, ham....My willpower sucks. And so do I for being that way.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Nov 25, 2009

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    Sigh

    I'd walk around with short pants and skin showing clothes and then I get creeped and annoyed when perverts check me out! Like gosh what do I expect?
    bettybloops bettybloops 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 2, 2013

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    I don't care if you don't like hypocrites.

    If you don't like them then get away from me lol I'm not proud of it but I don't hate it or anything. I never understood why hypocrites were always looked down on as well. We just can't help it..
    jiayong jiayong 13-15, F May 5, 2014

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    Wish I wasn't but I think everyone is a

    hypocrite once in awhile.
    hal48 hal48 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 1

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    That's right you are I don't see positive

    changes in voodoo pig do you?
    sandoodoo sandoodoo 51-55, F Sep 7, 2014

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    Every One Is

    Everybody is a hypocrite. Whether it's incredibly obvious or not. I am a HUGE hypocrite but in a funny way so I don't really mind myself. Everyone should have this experience added.
    peachplumpear peachplumpear 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 10, 2007

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    I Catch Myself

    There are times when I hear something or read what someone says, and I think that that person should do "this" or "that" about their problem. The thing is, though, that there are times when I relate to what that person is saying. Knowing what they "should" or "shouldn't" do, I...
    MyNamesNotFrench MyNamesNotFrench 31-35 Nov 26, 2012

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    I hate myself for being

    such a hypocrite! From about the ages of 13-16/17 all of my friends went out and drank (I know, underage). I thought drinking was stupid and couldn't get my head round people doing something that they knew would potentially make them feel ill the next day. I made this very...
    Ceallsach Ceallsach 18-21, F Jul 19, 2014

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    Arn't we all? I think the biggest hypocrites of

    all are the ones who think they're not
    Lifeisacaveat Lifeisacaveat 56-60, M Jul 20, 2014

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    I often judge people my age

    or older for dating someone younger than them, but I usually prefer older men. I feel like that makes me a hypocrite, because as I belittle these people for finding their love, I am seeking love with people who are just like them in that they prefer younger women. I'm not sure...
    Donttickleme Donttickleme 18-21, F Dec 17, 2014

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    We are all hypocrites.

    Just like we are all sinners.. What's yours?
    Aguynamedbill Aguynamedbill 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 13, 2014

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    I'm quite the hypocrite

    since i say i don't judge people. The reason for it is because most likely i'll dislike you anyways and when i judge people it's usually for the people who come off as perverts online who are desperately trying to get laid etc etc etc~ When I say i won't judge people, I kind of...
    KouyouSeri KouyouSeri 18-21, F Dec 13, 2013

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    I tell my friends they have to eat

    when i don't . I tell them they shouldn't listen to what they say when i do . I tell them they shouldn't cut when i do . I tell them life is worth living when I've considered Suicide. I tell them to be happy , when i'm battling depression. I tell them i'll never leave when i...
    SexyNightmare SexyNightmare 16-17, F Sep 22, 2014

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    I tell my friends things will get better,

    when they have only gotten worse for me. I tell my friends not to cut even though I do. I tell my friends not to do drugs and alcohol because it can be addicting when I feel like I'm being drawn towards them (it's in my blood my mom was/is and drug and alcohol addict before...
    Kar197 Kar197 13-15, F Oct 29, 2014

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    I keep everything in

    and then expect people to be there for me.. Woopsies..
    ForeverKittenn ForeverKittenn 13-15, F 3 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    Yyes ...fastso and Debbie social is done

    proofed and in binders...only the Bullying and trashing that's all I need Where is Maylene fats no drama explosion on text ....we have hundreds coming from that back Stabbing mouth from you
    awake1235 awake1235 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 25, 2014

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    I am the biggest hypocrite I always tell my

    friends that they are perfect the way they are, that they should just ignore what people say about them yet I'm always judging how I look and get worried over what people think about me. I try to give out good advice without taking it myself...
    NicolaSee NicolaSee 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 10, 2014

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    Violence

    I hate guns, I have seen what guns can do to people, i hate war, I hate crime, and never want to join the army. But I really like GTA games and can't wait until GTA 5
    GTASGZ GTASGZ 18-21, M Aug 3, 2011

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    Hypocrite

    I think everyone is a hypocrite. My boyfriend and I are good at pointing out when the other person is being a hypocrite.
    ameeker ameeker 21-25, F Nov 21, 2007

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    I should take my own advice sometimes,

    but I don't, I ignore it and just spiral deeper and deeper into depression...
    iamFrightened iamFrightened 18-21, M Jun 1, 2014

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    When i'm thinking, i'm an atheist.

    When i'm not thinking, when i'm afraid for myself or other, i'm agnostic, but i want to believe. And yet deep inside me, i think it's easier to live without religion, it's logical to leave it behind because that false sense of divine paternity makes us think everything is...
    jafetgx jafetgx 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 20, 2014

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    dubiousturtles dubiousturtles 13-15, F Dec 6, 2014

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    Something new I learned about myself.

    I don't think it's a bad thing because I'm not an extremist. xD But everyone has a bit of every trait in them, some more than others. I do say don't judge a book by its cover but in all honesty, I do it sometimes and I do say don't judge me but without realizing it, I do judge...
    ShakenButNotBroken ShakenButNotBroken 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    I Hate Religion

    Let me explain, I can respect that people hold certain beliefs but what ****** me off so much are the self righteous jackasses that make ignorant claims, such as that because I donΒ΄t believe in god that makes me somehow lesser of a person. This is what I have to say to you...
    mrrandomdude42 mrrandomdude42 18-21 1 Response May 5, 2012

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    Stufy Stufy 46-50 4 Responses Jun 21, 2014

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    I judge girls who talk to more

    than one guy yet I am dating someone (not yet sexual) whilst still sleeping with my ex.
    penilane penilane 18-21, F Mar 26, 2014

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    Who Am I Really.....

    If I let my mouth blabber on long enough I begin to contridict my own beliefs. Everything I hate about society is a characteristic that I posses. I don't like people who do drugs, well I've got drug addict friends. I don't like old cars, yet the car I like love is 10 years old...
    zhangpe zhangpe 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 4, 2008

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    Yep. It's true, it sucks,

    I don't like it and no wonder I don't have much friends lol (in the process of changing)
    bowao bowao 22-25, M 1 Response May 14, 2014

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    ...why oh why do people post experiences here on EP and phrase it in such a way that you assume they're expecting a response and when you do respond, they don't have the decency...
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    severalanimals severalanimals 56-60, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    Why do people say they have an open mind but jump to quick conclusion? Seems like a hypocrite.
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