I Am a Hypocrite

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    I am the biggest hypocrite I always tell my

    friends that they are perfect the way they are, that they should just ignore what people say about them yet I'm always judging how I look and get worried over what people think about me. I try to give out good advice without taking it myself...
    NicolaSee NicolaSee
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 10, 2014

    Wish I wasn't but I think everyone is a

    hypocrite once in awhile.
    deleted deleted
    Jan 1, 2015

    Yyes ...fastso and Debbie social is done

    proofed and in binders...only the Bullying and trashing that's all I need Where is Maylene fats no drama explosion on text ....we have hundreds coming from that back Stabbing mouth from you
    awake1235 awake1235
    51-55, F
    Nov 25, 2014

    Everyone on this planet called Earth is a

    hypocrite. You'll never meet one person that is not a hypocrite. If someone tells you they're not one, there's a 100% chance they're lying. I can say I'm not a hypocrite, but there's 100% chance I'm lying.
    deleted deleted
    Feb 26, 2015

    I Hate Religion

    Let me explain, I can respect that people hold certain beliefs but what ****** me off so much are the self righteous jackasses that make ignorant claims, such as that because I donΒ΄t believe in god that makes me somehow lesser of a person. This is what I have to say to you...
    mrrandomdude42 mrrandomdude42
    1 Response May 5, 2012

    I do my best not to be hypocritical

    but in have a really difficult time with it.
    persononinternet persononinternet
    18-21, M
    Jan 12, 2014

    I Really Can Not Stand People Like Me

    I cant stand people who use self pity.
    YoucancallmeJuliet YoucancallmeJuliet
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 20, 2009

    I don't care if you don't like hypocrites.

    If you don't like them then get away from me lol I'm not proud of it but I don't hate it or anything. I never understood why hypocrites were always looked down on as well. We just can't help it..
    deleted deleted
    May 5, 2014

    We all are at times which is

    why it's best to be easy with judging
    Iamalostcause Iamalostcause
    22-25, M
    Feb 20, 2015

    I keep everything in

    and then expect people to be there for me.. Woopsies..
    ForeverKittenn ForeverKittenn
    13-15, F
    3 Responses Dec 30, 2014

    I judge girls who talk to more

    than one guy yet I am dating someone (not yet sexual) whilst still sleeping with my ex.
    penilane penilane
    22-25, F
    Mar 26, 2014

    I hate myself but I'm fabulous.

    I really hate who I am I have no self-esteem but I still think I'm amazing so....
    TheWestlifer TheWestlifer
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 19, 2015


    I hate guns, I have seen what guns can do to people, i hate war, I hate crime, and never want to join the army. But I really like GTA games and can't wait until GTA 5
    18-21, M
    Aug 3, 2011

    I don't like those that lies too much

    and are ignorant, but then again I myself is too, quite ignorant and a liar.
    littleowlet littleowlet
    13-15, F
    Feb 20, 2015

    Who Am I Really.....

    If I let my mouth blabber on long enough I begin to contridict my own beliefs. Everything I hate about society is a characteristic that I posses. I don't like people who do drugs, well I've got drug addict friends. I don't like old cars, yet the car I like love is 10 years old...
    zhangpe zhangpe
    22-25, M
    1 Response Oct 4, 2008
    dubiousturtles dubiousturtles
    13-15, F
    Dec 6, 2014

    I tell my friends they have to eat

    when i don't . I tell them they shouldn't listen to what they say when i do . I tell them they shouldn't cut when i do . I tell them life is worth living when I've considered Suicide. I tell them to be happy , when i'm battling depression. I tell them i'll never leave when i...
    SexyNightmare SexyNightmare
    18-21, F
    Sep 22, 2014


    I think everyone is a hypocrite. My boyfriend and I are good at pointing out when the other person is being a hypocrite.
    ameeker ameeker
    22-25, F
    Nov 21, 2007

    I Know Everyone Is...

    Well, I WAS like 100% AGAINST smoking...All my friends smoke and I have yelled at them all for it. Recently I have been depressed and I have decided to start smoking. I started tonight! Yeah, I just thought I'd share that :)
    ninjamelly ninjamelly
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jan 22, 2009

    I Am An Animal Advocate

    but I eat meat. Not alot, but I wouldn't turn down a steak, hamburger, chicken, turkey, ham....My willpower sucks. And so do I for being that way.
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Nov 25, 2009

    I often judge people my age

    or older for dating someone younger than them, but I usually prefer older men. I feel like that makes me a hypocrite, because as I belittle these people for finding their love, I am seeking love with people who are just like them in that they prefer younger women. I'm not sure...
    Donttickleme Donttickleme
    18-21, F
    Dec 17, 2014

    That Is Who I Am

    I think I am a complete failure. No time to multiply experiences. Just wasting time. I think this is an art or may be its a torture. The torture that is slowly eroding me. Slow poisioning me. Finishing me up. I have everything that I need but still crave for more. Got nowhere to...
    abhisham001 abhisham001
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Dec 26, 2011

    I Am Such A Fool

    I do not practice what I preach... Better get to work then... Off I go!!!!
    indigowitch indigowitch
    22-25, F
    Feb 6, 2012

    Arn't we all? I think the biggest hypocrites of

    all are the ones who think they're not
    Lifeisacaveat Lifeisacaveat
    56-60, M
    Jul 20, 2014

    Bad Track Record...

    The main thing that makes me a hyprocrite is that I can give advice to ppl about how they should deal with a problem or treat themselves better, and it's good [I hope!] advice too, can't take my own advice. There's been a few times I've found myself reading a story of...
    BowsAndBones BowsAndBones
    16-17, F
    6 Responses Aug 16, 2007

    Yep. It's true, it sucks,

    I don't like it and no wonder I don't have much friends lol (in the process of changing)
    bowao bowao
    22-25, M
    1 Response May 14, 2014

    We are all hypocrites.

    Just like we are all sinners.. What's yours?
    Aguynamedbill Aguynamedbill
    36-40, M
    1 Response Mar 13, 2014

    I tell people that they are loved

    and yet I don't know what it's like to be loved. My husband left me for our surregant mommy. I have no family to turn to since I said I was a pre opp transgender gay. I was born a boy but I was supposed to be a girl but when I came out I had a penis and I have female sized bone...
    greenneaz89 greenneaz89
    26-30, T
    8 Responses Jun 4, 2015

    I am. aren't we all to some extent

    or the other? (is this me trying to justify?) some a little more? some a little further into the grasp of self deception? I am a self obsessed, selfish, jerk of a hypocrite. Yet I am fine, going about my day, fooling around i suppose. Is there a way out, far and away?
    anomalousexpansionofwater anomalousexpansionofwater
    22-25, F
    Jan 20, 2014

    I dislike it when people are clingy.

    . Yet when I really enjoy someone's company, I'm really clingy and annoying
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Nov 20, 2015

    Only With Myself

    Hypocrite, yes am a big one but I swear only with myself.. I am not hypocrite with others, at least it is what I think, I don't see a reason to be like this with others, I try to be as honest as I can!! If I dislike someone they will know it and if I love someone they will feel...
    MissGaga MissGaga
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Aug 2, 2013


    51-55, F
    Dec 7, 2015

    When i'm thinking, i'm an atheist.

    When i'm not thinking, when i'm afraid for myself or other, i'm agnostic, but i want to believe. And yet deep inside me, i think it's easier to live without religion, it's logical to leave it behind because that false sense of divine paternity makes us think everything is...
    jafetgx jafetgx
    26-30, M
    Aug 20, 2014


    I'd walk around with short pants and skin showing clothes and then I get creeped and annoyed when perverts check me out! Like gosh what do I expect?
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Nov 2, 2013

    I know the difference between right

    and wrong, and I don't always care.
    LifeDispenser LifeDispenser
    36-40, M
    Sep 7, 2014

    I Catch Myself

    There are times when I hear something or read what someone says, and I think that that person should do "this" or "that" about their problem. The thing is, though, that there are times when I relate to what that person is saying. Knowing what they "should" or "shouldn't" do, I...
    itworkedintheory itworkedintheory
    Nov 26, 2012
    ADeepPerspective ADeepPerspective
    22-25, F
    Dec 15, 2013

    That's right you are I don't see positive

    changes in voodoo pig do you?
    sandoodoo sandoodoo
    51-55, F
    Sep 7, 2014

    I tell my friends they have to eat

    when I don't. I tell them they shouldn't listen to what others say when I do. I tell them they shouldn't cut when I do. I tell them life is worth living for when I've considered suicide. I tell them to be happy when I'm battling depression. I tell them I'll never leave when I...
    LurkingShadow LurkingShadow
    13-15, F
    1 Response Feb 27, 2015

    I hate myself for being

    such a hypocrite! From about the ages of 13-16/17 all of my friends went out and drank (I know, underage). I thought drinking was stupid and couldn't get my head round people doing something that they knew would potentially make them feel ill the next day. I made this very...
    Ceallsach Ceallsach
    22-25, F
    Jul 19, 2014

    I tell my friends things will get better,

    when they have only gotten worse for me. I tell my friends not to cut even though I do. I tell my friends not to do drugs and alcohol because it can be addicting when I feel like I'm being drawn towards them (it's in my blood my mom was/is and drug and alcohol addict before...
    Kar197 Kar197
    16-17, F
    Oct 29, 2014

    I get disgusted at girls

    who are popular and have everyone calling them pretty. but then at the same time i want to be called pretty too. Life sucks sometimes.
    jeweldoggy jeweldoggy
    16-17, F
    Jun 2, 2014

    I'm literally the biggest hypocrite

    that I know. It's just in my personality(:
    toiletwater toiletwater
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jun 19, 2014

    I Can Be Hypocritical, But You Can't

    I'm kidding. I never met anyone that wasn't a hypocrite at times. Some have more hypocritical times than others, but at the end of the day, we're all guilty.Even calling someone a hypocrite is pretty hypocritical, unless you admit your own as well. I'll work on some of the...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Mar 6, 2011

    Every One Is

    Everybody is a hypocrite. Whether it's incredibly obvious or not. I am a HUGE hypocrite but in a funny way so I don't really mind myself. Everyone should have this experience added.
    peachplumpear peachplumpear
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Dec 10, 2007
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