I stipulated that my new cleaning lady must wear a petticoat under her nylon uniform and now she does.
i am da freak freak geek meet freak meak so get dat freak? hehehe me get freaky wit your soul ;)
Just received this blog post and it is spot on!!! Funny how so many lessons from Da Street still have value to me as an adult.
"Act like a lady," they said.
"It will be fun." they said
But I said, "The hell no, bruh!"
Plump and Pretty In Blue Jeans
Hi Fashion fans, Hi There again. I am back, Your Friend Kelly and I am a plump buxom lady who looks great in her pre-faded blue jeans and deep blue...
I think I ****** up again with dad why can't I just keep my mouth shut
It seems the people at school just try extra hard to be twats.
I've listened to Gaga since Just Dance. I love her so much! I can't deny the fact that Born This Way made me even more content with being gay, but more importantly the album made a...
Not the kind who just seems shy talking with someone.
Who are abit quiet and such.
But those who are asking me stuff in a specific soft way, and maybe are close to me physically...
I just put on clean sheets and I'm going to sleep in them for the first time tonight... I'm going to sleep the crap out of them!!!
I meet a wonderful woman and have had a close friendship over 3 years despite my hetrosexual partner. We enjoyed each others company showed respect and understanding and after a...
Kinky as hell..... Or at least that's what people tell me
I live with a control freak. It causes an extreme amount of stress on my health and I'm sure it has taken years off my life. How do you handle? From everything, meals, watching tv...
Clean sheets, room the perfect temperature, rose scented candles burning, soft music & a good book.
Life is good on this Sunday evening
Since 3rd grade until now I've played it. My best characters are Ken, Dee Jay, Vega, Cammy , Sakura , Guile and Sean , I'm working on Yung , and fei long more tho and Cody
I may have just found her lol
every night for me is the same, come home from work or whatever I'm doing and I'm up until 3:30 or 4 no matter what. I just want sleep because my body is tired and I feel like I...
Much more than a bit.. Its a way of life ;)
This is definitely the truth. I've gone back and forth on quite a few things in this category, but somehow always remain in it.
is it possible to be restless and fully alert at the same time?
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I made a commitment and now i cant leave! This is a sign ti never get married. Uggggghhhhhh.
i spit and fart,boss people around ,you know? the things humans do
Satin sheets are amazing its all ive owned since I had my own place in 87. They are cool in the summer and warm in the winter.
Plus feel amazing on my clothes or attire for the...
I’m a nighttime tour guide at an old convict prison in australia, it’s run by the government so the tours are pretty watered down and family friendly (the tours run between...
I used to have a truck that I swore had the ghost of a dead baby in it. I used to get home late from my job as a dishwasher, and after I parked and was sitting in my driveway with...