I Am a Lampost In a Sea of Chili

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    It's Alright Ma, I'm Only Stewing

    It's Alright Ma, I'm Only Stewing Dedicated to Gain Apple Mango Tango   Beef and bean Ground and brown Chili powder Broken down   Here I sit Spoon in hand Chili cold Poorly planned   Reach for light Find just dark Cold spoonful...
    UnoriginalForumID UnoriginalForumID
    26-30, M
    20 Responses Apr 1, 2009

    The Zen of Sarcasm

    The Zen of Sarcasm 1.  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either.. Just pretty much...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Aug 21, 2009

    I Love This So Much

    I attached it to my work email as a signature. It stayed on a week before one of my bosses noticed.
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
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    12 Responses Feb 7, 2009
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
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