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I Am a Lampost In a Sea of Chili

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    I Love This So Much

    I attached it to my work email as a signature. It stayed on a week before one of my bosses noticed.
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 12 Responses Feb 7, 2009

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    The Zen of Sarcasm

    The Zen of Sarcasm 1.  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either.. Just pretty much...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Aug 21, 2009

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    It's Alright Ma, I'm Only Stewing

    It's Alright Ma, I'm Only Stewing Dedicated to Gain Apple Mango Tango   Beef and bean Ground and brown Chili powder Broken down   Here I sit Spoon in hand Chili cold Poorly planned   Reach for light Find just dark Cold spoonful...
    UnoriginalForumID UnoriginalForumID 26-30, M 20 Responses Apr 1, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I love shrimp!! I can eat it all the time. boiled, fried, grilled, cold it's all GOOD!
    visualicon2011 visualicon2011 26-30 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Why do I always prefer the window seat? Well, it is the safest and easiest place to fly away with your thoughts and nobody ever bothers you, except for the occasional stewardess...
    sarahallison sarahallison 18-21, F 6 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    I heard my father shout and I heard him call my name, but in the moment I was falling into the violent sea. The waves were so very tall and in a very short time I lost sight of...
    sailnude sailnude 46-50, F 5 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    because beast.. yesssss. looking forward to seeing the new people this season. that one..wow he seems. like a good pick up for us.
    Tstanley86 Tstanley86 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    I found my perfect place years ago on vacation.But,I have had some set backs in moving there.But,I can dream.My perfect place is Port Angeles,Washington.Where I visited the La Push...
    Duckygirl2 Duckygirl2 46-50, F 1 day ago

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    a site where you can search watches http://www.imitacionesderelojes.org/copias/patek-philippe-reloj-de-pulsera-c162
    orologiomegarepliche orologiomegarepliche 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    Last Christmas my mom said she was going to get me a jersey for a gift, she asked my preference and I chose "3" or "12"... in which she responded with..." why not Harvin? his...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I love Anthony's seafood restaurant at Edmonds water front
    bandit5320 bandit5320 31-35, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I am not still searching for my soul mate... (SMILE )
    Parislee Parislee 36-40, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.
    mssparkles mssparkles 18-21, F 4 Responses Jun 25

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    A poo on the toilet seat and then after I picked up some poo and rubbed it all over my stomach ;)
    Mushypanties12 Mushypanties12 18-21, M Jun 24

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    I'll like seafood I had salmon for dinner last night and flanked stake too
    bandit5320 bandit5320 31-35, M 2 Responses Jun 22

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    I always do because I don't feel safe without it on . My parents told me that a couple's grandson who is 18 from their church. He was driving his truck with a friend lost control...
    edward73e edward73e 41-45, M Jun 22

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    Can it be there is a religion with karma or curses. We did sin in the garden of eden. There are curses and blessings. How do I know what is the right religion with no karma or...
    HolaHey HolaHey 36-40, F Jun 19

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    I do I love this city with a passion! I've been all over but I just could never leave! It's so unique and it keeps growing and I feel like it's exciting to watch it's future.
    Ashley123445 Ashley123445 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17

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    Until me finds some. http://youtu.be/ybH66U72xd0
    Converted Converted 46-50, M Jun 17

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    Global warming 'solved' a land dispute between India and Bangladesh: the island in dispute disappeared
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 17

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    Sushi is absolutely is fantastic but I kinda like rapped spam in sea weed better. Yes I know it's not real fish but what ever it's good
    Atom4815 Atom4815 18-21, M 5 Responses Jun 17

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    Each shell is so unique, my favorite have the pearl lining inside or the pink.
    Jhayne8 Jhayne8 31-35, F Jun 16

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    Yes I live here, and been here way too long... But there is a lot of beautiful oceanic parks and scenery all through Washington.
    Jhayne8 Jhayne8 31-35, F Jun 15

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    I've got some devastating news. I feel so depressed, sad, angry with myself. I wish God can wrap his arms around me and tell me everything is going to be ok. I need his love and...
    Natashxxs Natashxxs 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 15

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    My name is Kenai. I am a coywolf therian. I am looking for a pack to join. please add a comment or send me a message if you would be willing to let me join your pack.
    Coywolf Coywolf 18-21, F Jun 15

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    Besides Italian food dishes, I love seafood too. We as a family love to eat out at Red Lobster. Sometimes I cannot get enough lobster, shrimp, or cod fish. Their rolls are the...
    readytovacation readytovacation 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 14

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    I want some crabs & shrimp 😭😓 oh and seafood salad 😋😆
    StraightKillaaaa StraightKillaaaa 18-21, F Jun 13

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    watch watch Orange Is the New Black Season 3 Onlne
    pintuhasan00 pintuhasan00 26-30, M 1 Response Jun 13

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    Last year when i was on holiday i had been eating a lot and i was a bit constipated. one day at the beach i suddenly needed to go so i went into the water and pushed a huge log...
    bennyjones2000 bennyjones2000 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 12

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    every time i try to learn bass to one of there songs i just leave feeling frustrated.
    pepetheanarchistfrog pepetheanarchistfrog 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 12

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    I have this very close friend that I met through a video chat site. Our conversation started out normal enough but then we kept sharing and started sharing our lives, and our...
    booboofuck booboofuck 26-30 Jun 11

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    I'm scared for winter. The grey colors and lack of natural light screw with my head, and I get depressed, suicidal even.
    sassycastiel sassycastiel 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 11

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    And I'll tell why.. Winter: Everything looks dead but yet so alive. The snow is beautiful even if it's cold. Spring: Everything is slowly coming back to life and it's so colorful...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F Jun 10

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    Because marching band is my life.
    CourtneyPaige17 CourtneyPaige17 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 9

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    You are but Summer to my heart...but not the full four seasons of the year..
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F Jun 9

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    i just wanna be myself again
    marinexmaciel marinexmaciel 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 9

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    cant wait for a new Chargers season!!!
    dylan121416 dylan121416 13-15, M Jun 8

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    I am so ready for football season. RTR!
    kmhb kmhb 41-45, F Jun 8

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    I don't know if this is SAD but is anyone deeply affected by darkness? I absolutely can't stand nighttime. For years of my life it has triggered deep depression and pain. I can't...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 Jun 8

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    Colts all the way:) can't wait till the season starts!
    lax26magcon lax26magcon 13-15, F Jun 8

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    Someone let me know what month it is...im totally ready for it..m
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 8