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I Am a Lampost In a Sea of Chili

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    I Love This So Much

    I attached it to my work email as a signature. It stayed on a week before one of my bosses noticed.
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 12 Responses Feb 7, 2009

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    It's Alright Ma, I'm Only Stewing

    It's Alright Ma, I'm Only Stewing Dedicated to Gain Apple Mango Tango   Beef and bean Ground and brown Chili powder Broken down   Here I sit Spoon in hand Chili cold Poorly planned   Reach for light Find just dark Cold spoonful...
    UnoriginalForumID UnoriginalForumID 26-30, M 20 Responses Apr 1, 2009

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    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M May 7, 2015

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    The Zen of Sarcasm

    The Zen of Sarcasm 1.  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either.. Just pretty much...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Aug 21, 2009

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    did you need a booster seat
    autism1011 autism1011 22-25, M Jan 27

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    do you agree on this some kids and young teens are not tall enough so a booster seat or car seat can help them its up too the parents
    autism1011 autism1011 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 27

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    Hell no I don't, but this is one funny group to be a part of!!
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