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I Am a Lampost In a Sea of Chili

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    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M May 7

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    The Zen of Sarcasm

    The Zen of Sarcasm 1.  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either.. Just pretty much...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Aug 21, 2009

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    It's Alright Ma, I'm Only Stewing

    It's Alright Ma, I'm Only Stewing Dedicated to Gain Apple Mango Tango   Beef and bean Ground and brown Chili powder Broken down   Here I sit Spoon in hand Chili cold Poorly planned   Reach for light Find just dark Cold spoonful...
    UnoriginalForumID UnoriginalForumID 26-30, M 20 Responses Apr 1, 2009

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    I Love This So Much

    I attached it to my work email as a signature. It stayed on a week before one of my bosses noticed.
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 12 Responses Feb 7, 2009

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    I am searching for a girl my age or older. I want someone who will see me for me and I will do the same in return. I would like someone who is mainly attracted to a persons...
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    hope1091 hope1091 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I will live and I will come to bloom.. And I will bring forth what I am called to bring to the world.. And I will sing in the light of my season.. And when my song is complete I...
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    QearlLee QearlLee 26-30, F Jul 22

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    I think I'll always question things and seek answers to those questions, or seek knowledge. I don't think it's bad, and I just won't give up that search. (:
    KittyCassidy KittyCassidy 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    Are you an older man searching for a young woman? Thousands of young women are here waiting to meet and talk to you. Find a woman who can understand you better than anybody else...
    QearlLee QearlLee 26-30, F Jul 20

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    The subtle change of the seasons is one of my favorite things about life. New smells, new sounds, new activities to do, new things to see. Light and weather change. Every season...
    Annaelaine Annaelaine 16-17, F Jul 20

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    Even if I find the answers, I'll probably search for an alternative answer or two.
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 20

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    I dont like it but used to it now.Since it became a law several years ago.Never wore it before.
    usernameagain9 usernameagain9 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 20

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    smitlord smitlord 16-17, M Jul 19

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    Not searching per say. But hopefully she reaches out to me.
    Averageguy41011 Averageguy41011 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    justlarryw justlarryw 56-60, M Jul 16

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    The waves lapped at my legs as I moved further into the ocean. He had me by the hand, leading me into the water. I was a confident swimmer, but I was thankful that he had a firm...
    000Camilla 000Camilla 31-35, F Jul 15

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    bandit5320 bandit5320 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 15

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    nevertrustahippy nevertrustahippy 46-50, M Jul 14

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    DescendantofOssory DescendantofOssory 26-30 Jul 14

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    SolitaryFriend SolitaryFriend 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    PiperMcLean PiperMcLean 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 12

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    I moved to Seattle a few years ago to enjoy my retirement years with my wife. Within a year my wife passed away. Now I'm trapped in a city that I don't like. I'm a country boy...
    flirtingjoe flirtingjoe 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 11

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    Faint breaths
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    HeartOfPoetry HeartOfPoetry 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    I would love a girlfriend but all the girls I have talked to friend zoned me or they just wanted pictures and all I want is a nice, kind girl who will take care of me and not leave...
    Coolmelon Coolmelon 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 10

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    I would love a girlfriend but all the girls I talk to just friend zone me or they just want nudes and all I want is a nice, kind girl who will take care of me and not leave or...
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    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F Jul 8

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    the question i want answered is why are all the faithful guys single but the no life thuggy types are full of girls
    raysean411 raysean411 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 8

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    I love wearing seamed stockings especially with garter belts and high heels. after all look at my profile pic.
    nanogarden nanogarden 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 7

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    a wise man once said: I have seen that in any great undertaking it is not enough for a man to depend simply upon himself.....
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F Jul 7