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I Am a Lampost In a Sea of Chili

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    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M May 7

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    The Zen of Sarcasm

    The Zen of Sarcasm 1.  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either.. Just pretty much...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Aug 21, 2009

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    It's Alright Ma, I'm Only Stewing

    It's Alright Ma, I'm Only Stewing Dedicated to Gain Apple Mango Tango   Beef and bean Ground and brown Chili powder Broken down   Here I sit Spoon in hand Chili cold Poorly planned   Reach for light Find just dark Cold spoonful...
    UnoriginalForumID UnoriginalForumID 26-30, M 20 Responses Apr 1, 2009

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    I Love This So Much

    I attached it to my work email as a signature. It stayed on a week before one of my bosses noticed.
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 12 Responses Feb 7, 2009

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    I find that in most cases if im doing a search for some things I always end up finding female results for it when I specifically say male. I really hate when this happens. I would...
    saltofthesea20 saltofthesea20 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    that last play for the SD game was LOL worthy....
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    Time for another High School, College and NFL season. I'm ready and can't wait. Even tho my team is not lookin too good already...Washington Redskins...I can't wait for the start...
    southernborn121 southernborn121 26-30, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I have a 4 hour flight on Monday and only got to book it today. of course not only were all the window seats taken, but the aisle seats too. I hate sitting in the middle. I'm a...
    mrtexasguy mrtexasguy 41-45, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Fall is in the hints of cooler weather and I absolutely LOVE it! Out of all the season changes, I find fall the most magical of all.
    lovehonestly lovehonestly 36-40 6 days ago

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    http://espn.go.com/blog/seattle-seahawks/post/_/id/14011/russell-wilson-credit-water-with-his-recovery-from-big-hit. if this is true maybe he should be drinking a gallon of that at...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F a week ago

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    PART THREE JONATHAN CIRCLED SLOWLY OVER THE FAR CLIFFS, watching. This rough young Fletcher Gull was very nearly a perfect flight-student. He was strong and light and quick in the...
    TheRisingPhoenix54 TheRisingPhoenix54 61-65, M 1 Response Aug 25

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    PART TWO SO THIS IS HEAVEN, HE THOUGHT, AND HE HAD TO SMILE at himself. It was hardly respectful to analyze heaven in the very moment that one flies up to enter it. As he came...
    TheRisingPhoenix54 TheRisingPhoenix54 61-65, M Aug 25

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    POSTING IN THREE PARTS. THIS IS PART ONE IT WAS MORNING, AND THE NEW SUN SPARKLED GOLD across the ripples of a gentle sea. IT WAS MORNING, AND THE NEW SUN SPARKLED GOLD across the...
    TheRisingPhoenix54 TheRisingPhoenix54 61-65, M 1 Response Aug 24

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    On a plane, I can only see advantages: ~ I don't have to climb over people to get to the bathroom and back. ~ I have a better sense of space and don't feel as cramped on all sides...
    3naturespice3 3naturespice3 22-25 Aug 24

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    Can't wait till the season starts!!
    Jaygienhaney Jaygienhaney 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 23

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    It;s funny. My friends and I were on a trip and it was a 5 hour trip to a nice beach. When we were in the car, all my friends and I would argue was who would sit on the window seat...
    thebigrye thebigrye 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    Always questioning, thinking, observing and curious about certain things.. I can read someone person like a book, Its so weird to think deeply I scare myself most of the time and...
    yasminesaleh00 yasminesaleh00 18-21, F Aug 22

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M Aug 22

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    red-nfl.ml SEARCH Sign In | Register FANTASY FOOTBALL NEWS & MEDIA VIDEO SCORES SCHEDULES STANDINGS STATS WATCH NFL GAMES LIVE TICKETS SHOP WATCH NFL NETWORK NOW: NFL PRESEASON HQ...
    amithasan amithasan 16-17, M Aug 21

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    Dont despair, the particular Moncler Women Vestis in this article to help continue to be plus the key reason why not necessarily, it truly is in the end the particular ultimate...
    thomassabo112 thomassabo112 26-30, F Aug 19

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    I'm in search of my soulmate only girl plz..if someone really want a longterm relationship reply no timepass plz.im nr here for chatting or something.im a funloving person.i...
    krupaa krupaa 26-30, F Aug 17

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    Love sea world
    Donna717 Donna717 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    Just let me search for three words in any order, and let me sort by age group and gender.
    hythloday hythloday 41-45, M Aug 16

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    I love the sea. It is something about the beach that draws me. I think about the ocean all the time. It really sooths my mind. It is so relaxing! I love to feel that water on my...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F Aug 15

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    well, I'm not upset at all....but I am worried about the offense...that pocket collapsed faster than a caffeine addict playing Jenga
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 15

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    It was excellent, I rather enjoyed it. There was plenty to do and the staff were brilliant too
    thedimone thedimone 13-15, F Aug 13

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    I absolutely LOVE Crab Legs!! And it kills me because I'm broke and can't go to Crab-Fest at Red Lobster... all you can eat crab legs and I can't go! *throws a fit*
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 8 Responses Aug 13

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    Sometimes sports is my escape through all my worries in the real world
    Eagle909 Eagle909 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 13

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    Tomorrow is the big game I can't wait to chill with Bae afterwards
    animegirl110699 animegirl110699 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    It was on the 18th July - 1st August 2015. So quite recent, i loved every bit of it. Just wondering if anyone else has been on it? Maybe even on the same time as me! We might have...
    Randompi Randompi 13-15, F Aug 12

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    I love the ocean and love snorkeling. I swim out as far as it is still safe and remove my shorts. I float around naked and the feeling is pure bliss. I would love to see a woman...
    TooShy2 TooShy2 61-65, M Aug 12

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    I'm here! Would love to hang
    Dnate82 Dnate82 31-35, M Aug 12

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    Shrimp and frog legs for dinner.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 11

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    I really need an Ana buddy. 16 5'3 160 pounds Girl Pm me
    AnasFailure16 AnasFailure16 16-17, F Aug 11

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    To bring the light.. To restore the heart in a rational age.. To bring love in a cynical time.. To paint color into a black-and-white world. There is life beyond the facts. There...
    chaekowski chaekowski 26-30, M Aug 11

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    Don't you just hate when people fight I just got in a fight and I'm taking away from myself this app for a few hours it is really to much to handle with all this animal stuff and...
    WolfTherianLuke WolfTherianLuke 13-15, M Aug 10

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    I'm kinda new to therians and all this I think I know the basics I think I'm a wolf I'm not to sure I just want to have wolf therians #1 Wolfs Are My Fav Animan #2 I've had them in...
    WolfTherianLuke WolfTherianLuke 13-15, M 4 Responses Aug 10

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    Why is that every time I feel I get a day with my husband, he has to text her of and through the day. Then as soon as she gets off work they text from 6:45pm - 11:00 pm...
    carieb carieb 41-45 Aug 10

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    I feel sort of deflated when I planned on wearing my new Kam Chancellor jersey for the first pre-season game to work...then I realize I'm not working on friday
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 10

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    Football season is back! This means my daughter will be fatherless on Sundays until January.
    NoVADad703 NoVADad703 31-35, M 6 Responses Aug 10

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    And I'm writing an experience about it as I sit here at a "family dinner" eating the scariest looking shrimp in the world.
    lexisavoie lexisavoie 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 9

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