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I Am A Machine

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    The world, the universe

    and everything ever created are functioning something big.. I cannot imagine it but I believe everything is.. It's like a machine and everything are responsible for it to work.. Like wise, I too have a purpose.. :)..
    zmilenseor zmilenseor 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 21, 2015

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