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I Am A Machine

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    I can't say I LOVE Rage Against the Machine (which is why I didn't join the "I Love Rage Against the Machine" group)... but I absolutely do love their song "Maria." That's the best...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F Apr 26

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    She's honestly, no joke, a ******* goddess to me. Lemme explain ; So a while ago I had a bae (literally don't even know how tho, I look like a rutabaga) and he lived in Chicago and...
    ApplejuiceLeeYum ApplejuiceLeeYum 13-15, M Apr 10

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    Answering machine message Theme music from Peter Gunn: My name is David. What people call me is something else entirely. I'm a P.I. It says so on my door. I would have been here...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Apr 15

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    Lace The **** Up #Little More
    PerfectlyAlly PerfectlyAlly 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 8

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    Right, we need to get this sorted! Shall we make a deadline guys? OR...send a letter to the Queen and she can get someone to make it? OR, how about we pray, doesn't that sort stuff...
    naughtyivy naughtyivy 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 13

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    Geoffrey Harris 8 mins · So I just bought from Sears a really fancy high-efficiency washer. With installation, delivery, tax, and the steel cable it needs, I will be paying about...
    wombat456 wombat456 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 13

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    I'd go back and relive my mistakes. Actually I'd go back to the 1880's
    sneakyjimmy sneakyjimmy 36-40, M Apr 14

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    The music is sooo, fairytale. It's magical. I like it
    Gwin184 Gwin184 22-25 Apr 19

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    Imitating Mr. Rogers: Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone. Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Takes me back....... way back..
    thecowboysdaughter thecowboysdaughter 41-45 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    mothers worse nightmare. Dreaded washing up day, 4 kids from age - 3-19.You would think the Teens would sort out their own laundry but that's not the case unless you have a home...
    CristalBubbles CristalBubbles 31-35, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I really can't deal when any judgements and my life is hard. I just want to have my story heard. I have gotten raped more then once, I've went to the cops about two of them and...
    ashleyc3164 ashleyc3164 13-15, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    The band AC/DC got its name from an abbreviation on a sewing machine that said "alternating current/ direct current"
    DoorMattress DoorMattress 13-15, M 1 hr ago

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    Does anyone wanna hear a story? It's copyright but I'm happy to share! It's not too good but I try, so enjoy I guess!😄 Pothcrome unplugged Story Chapter 1 *Whiirrrrrrrrrr...
    Penelton Penelton 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 24

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    Here's to being human, All the pain and suffering, There's beauty in the bleeding, At least you feel something. I wish I knew what it was like, To care enough to carry on, I wish I...
    kissmykass kissmykass 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 25

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    Make Sure You Don’t Set your Machinery on Flames Jakarta, Indonesia - Fire prevention is everybody’s job, but there is one person who can do more than most to keep heavy...
    willh00p3r willh00p3r 36-40, F Apr 16

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    I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like...
    NobodyFrvr NobodyFrvr 22-25, M Apr 22

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    Being in the great white North of the Upper Penn. of Mich you have to learn to have fun in the snow. Pretty much everyone has a snow machine or two. On this day the snow was deep...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera, while the camera was remotely recording. (That is, the videotape...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 5

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    Before starting your business, of course, you have to make sure you are into the safety department before and during the process. For the construction of your business office to...
    MarkPaulLucas MarkPaulLucas 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    100 songs I love! In random order. 1. I see Fire - Ed Sheeran 2. All Star - Smashmouth 3. Top of the World - Carperters 4. On top of the World - Imagine Dragons 4. The Last...
    Pagan7 Pagan7 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    Beware… long post ahoy! In my opinion the DUI machine is nothing but a cash cow with no real intention of promoting public safety. Before I share my thoughts on this I need to...
    MidnightX2 MidnightX2 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 23

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    Computer help stories This article is from the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, March 1, 1994: Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Llines, and No Qquestion Seems To Be Too Basic AUSTIN...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 4

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    Florence + The Machine - St Jude |     Recently added to my new music, I thought I'd share this one today. Been feeling like a lost cause a LOT in my life...
    S74rxed S74rxed 31-35, F Apr 6

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    Ah, another day in society. The beginning of my log in-case of my sudden death. (this log may be helpful for the human race, if I am not the last one that is by the time this ends...
    Herrington Herrington 16-17 1 Response Apr 8

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    It's morning, I've been awake for hours. I've done my housework and dressed, fed and negotiated diplomatically with the children. I tip toe so as not to wake my wife, I am now at...
    ohfunk ohfunk 26-30, M Apr 10

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    *post-the only woman* I won't say it's been the easiest of weeks! Many things have happened including being given notice to leave my house as they are selling up :( being...
    foreverWantingMore foreverWantingMore 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    Not Really a life, But i save someone's hand, he got is hand stuck on the knifes machine, he couldent teach the emergency button, And his hand was going slowy to the knifes...
    Healinghate Healinghate 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 11

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    There is nothing I dislike more. Sitting around. Waiting. Poking. Prodding. Sterile environments. Cold people. Even colder machines. Machines whirring and buzzing over you...
    llevame llevame 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 15

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    "If all we are is just machines, we must be the cogs inside the wheels of change." Crown the Empire - "Machines"
    QueenOfTheNerds QueenOfTheNerds 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 15

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    I did something bad... I hate leaving people alone, but sometimes there is people that you can't save.... A friend of mine is pregnant, her boyfriend left her, an don't wanna...
    Healinghate Healinghate 18-21, M Apr 15

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    " The marijuana trick " I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS. SIMPLY SHARING THE INFORMATION.And I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger...
    Hiddenheart101 Hiddenheart101 56-60, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    Lightworkers: Lightworkers are those who volunteered, before birth, to help the planet and its population heal from the effects of fear. Each lightworker is here for a sacred...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls 41-45, F 5 Responses Apr 18

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    Cousin FSHWIV left a long message on my answering machine. Her anxiety sometimes turns into aggression towards me and my mother, mostly when she doesn't agree with our opinions...
    WarmGoldenHeart WarmGoldenHeart 31-35, F Apr 23

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    I was diagnosed about 2 years ago with moderate Sleep Apnea. I have CPAP machine, but have never been able to get used to it and am not able to fall asleep with the mask on my...
    IrishPA IrishPA 36-40, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Stupid arguments almost everyday and Id ring my mum after each and say "mum dads done this dads don't that" but the days we didn't were fun. Disney land when I was 7. All those...
    polarbearlove polarbearlove 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    If I ever become as petty or annoying as the old dears next to me. . It's not that I dislike my neighbours, they are in their 70's and seem relatively nice but gosh they are...
    lozenbee lozenbee 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    First time There's a first time for everything; your first crush, first kiss, but nothing is as traumatizing at your first heartbreak. Imagine this, you become friends, then...
    Ryker91 Ryker91 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    Just went back in the gym for the first time since a month and a half ago! I was on a good roll then went on vacation and lost progress after that.. It felt soooo good to exceed my...
    Anonymouscoast Anonymouscoast 22-25 5 days ago

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    The Inadequacy of "Instant Christianity" A.W. Tozer It is hardly a matter of wonder that the country that gave the world instant tea and instant coffee should be the one to...
    churinga churinga 70+, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I worked with a team of scientists. We went to this remote island with an abandoned research facility to try to gather the data that was left behind. We found out that it was...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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