I Am a Mad Cow Disease Carrier Moooo

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    Two Cows

    Two cows are standing in the field One turnes to the other and says "So what do you think of this Mad Cow Disease?" The other says" I don't know what you're talking about, I'm a helicopter."
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    8 Responses Jan 11, 2009

    Ways to Tell Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease

    Ways to Tell Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease 1 Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred. 2 Your cow thought Frank Bruno would beat Mike Tyson. 3 Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears. 4 She refuses to let you milk her, saying: "...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    1 Response Feb 28, 2009
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