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I Am a Man

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    tom1851 tom1851 46-50, M 2 Responses May 28

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    Damn Skippy.

    I am a man. I have the innate ability to tune my girlfriends out. I love sports more than I love my the women I date. And my "Good Stuff Shelf" will contain my Rosebowl '06 pictures and NOT any wedding photos (under the assumption that I get married). Oh and I plan...
    Silver01ta Silver01ta 31-35, M 94 Responses Jul 10, 2008

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    What Does It Mean To Be A Man ??

    Every once in a while I receive an e-mail that is quirky and laced with hidden truths. Obviously it is tongue-in-cheek but this one is wonderfully written. I did try looking up "Lebowski" and quotes by him and only found the last one. I am therefore unable to rightfully credit...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 7, 2011

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    Double Checked

    I am definitely a man. But how manly I am depends on you. I would never intone to be a man's man.  I wouldn't want to be.  No, I prefer to be a ladies man. Now, if it's based on the old saying, you are what you eat, it's a whole different perspective. If it's based...
    darknight darknight 46-50, M 7 Responses Aug 28, 2009

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    FIVE People?

    Why does "I am a Woman" have 70 times as many members as this group? That's just ridiculous...
    winstonwelles winstonwelles 26-30, M 8 Responses Jul 9, 2008

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    I Am A Man

    I am a man.  Seems simple to state but I find it pretty profound. I think most people go through life as children.  I see plenty of 40 and 50 year old people (and older) who are still boys and girls. Maturity is not measured in years lived.  Maturity is...
    MrKnowItAll MrKnowItAll 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 8, 2009

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    Hermaphrodite?

    I have both masculine and feminine qualities... Masculine qualities: I have a penis. I have a prostate. My body fat accumulates more on my belly than on my hips and thighs. I have a Y chromosome. I am very, VERY hairy.  I have hair on my chest...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 21 Responses Jul 13, 2008

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    Ich Ben Ein Mann

    I am a Man. When Something breaks, I fix it. I drink whiskey without a mixer. I don't feel the need to diet. In fact, I don't feel the need to feel. I eat steak. I don't fruit my drinks; I drink real ******* beers: lagers so dark, they blot out the sun (so I drink...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 7 Responses Jul 13, 2008

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    I Am Man

    I am Man but I'm not into football or baseball.I am not macho.  I do have a girlly side... that is sometimes wearing womens clothes.
    aquarius3 aquarius3 61-65 Jan 18, 2012

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    I'm A Man

    I'm a man,Believe it or not,Despite my ways,And being mistaken,I'm a man,Just different!
    plasticfantasy plasticfantasy 46-50, M Jun 5, 2012

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    "These are our rules!

    Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's...
    MSeigler MSeigler 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 22

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    The difference between dating a boy

    and a man. 1) A man knows what he wants, and goes for it. A boy may have somewhat of an idea, but not really. He doesn’t think too much about it, and even if he does, doesn’t exert much effort to get it. A boy is passive, a man is assertive. 2) A man plans for his future...
    MSeigler MSeigler 26-30, M 4 Responses Apr 25

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    I'm A Man Because

    1. I have etiquette 2. I know how to treat a lady 3. I'm compassionate 4. I'm forgiving 5. I'm educated 6. I workout and am a health nut 7. I drink scotch 8. Occasionally smoke an expensive cigar 9. I am a good father 10. I am old fashion 11. I can dress for any occasion 12. I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Jun 15, 2011

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    Brothers.. I Salute You

    I am proud to be a man on EP.  Although I'm sure I said this before somewhere... Here's to you men!  They may take our razors... but they'll never take our freedom!
    Pricey Pricey 26-30, M 6 Responses Jul 13, 2008

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    Yes I Am.

    I have to admit. Owning a penis is so much more efficient.
    TheDaken TheDaken 26-30, M 3 Responses Nov 12, 2012

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    I was here before WWII started,

    went to Japan before it made cars, killed dirty commies in Korea for McCarthy, Learned the pledge before they stuck their god **** on every thing. Worked 41 years providing a living for my family and my in-laws without a *****. Wife died of cancer from smoking and I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 19

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    I Am A Man

    In no way am I saying that I'm perfect or that I meet everything I'm about to say, but this is something that every man should aspire to. I know that as I grow I'm finding that all these things are true. A Man is the following: He has integrity, he is tough, he is compassionate...
    Army0917 Army0917 31-35, M 4 Responses Jun 7, 2011

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    A Man For All Seasons

    I was going to write a story here about the Machismo image but someone has already written a perfect explanation so I will guide you to read his story. Living up to the Image. A story by MFBGEP Link
    charlie1960 charlie1960 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 17, 2013

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    Make sure a man is being a man

    before you allow him to make you his woman.
    flyologist flyologist 26-30, M Jun 27

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    I Think Anyway

    lets see i refuse to admit if i'm lost and will NOT stop and ask for directions i have a penis and i think with that at least as much if not more than i do with my brain (the thoughts my penis has are much more entertaining). then again maybe i'm not a man i am not a tough guy...
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 13, 2008

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    We're Men, We're Men In Tights

    Ok, I'm not wearing tights, but I am a man.  I enjoy being a man.  It gives me an excuse not to have the answers to everything, not to have to listen to everything that's said to me, and not to remember every single birthday of every friend I ever had.  Of course I...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M Apr 30, 2009

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    Sometimes I Hate Being A Man.

    I am a man, a middle aged man, at one of the worst times, in Amarican history, to be a man. I am 47, overweight, and male. I love breasts too. At the moment it is illegal where I work and go to school-the same place-to undress someone with your eyes. I am damned fortunate...
    330GTC 330GTC 46-50, M Dec 11, 2011

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    YouthEnergy YouthEnergy 18-21, M 4 Responses Jul 21

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    Need A Man

    Every woman needs a Poof-A-Man! He's the man who performs, repairs, lifts heavy items and satisfies. Then he poofs away when done!  
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 15, 2011

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    Courage...strength...a Will Of My Own...

    I am a man...I am courageous...I have run into a burning building to save others...charged across the street to help an elderly gentleman from being beat upon by two thugs...things turn red....my mind is geared for action....I am not an abuser of women...a woman should be...
    hermitinthewoods hermitinthewoods 46-50, M Sep 19, 2011

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    I opens up to my friend

    that I finger my *** and now he is getting into it. Is this a good thing?
    dufflight9 dufflight9 16-17, M Sep 3

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    "Well, you can tell everybody.

    ....I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man." I'm proud to be a man!
    djag2007 djag2007 26-30, M May 28

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    Im a Man

    I am a man.... and I love pu###
    neversurrender neversurrender 18-21 1 Response Dec 19, 2008

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    "Punches the wall in a Linkara like fashion"

    and if you get that reference.... Friend!
    badgerman42 badgerman42 22-25, M Jul 3

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    I have to many naughty thoughts in my head love to share it with one heck of naughty female out there. Send me a naughty pic so I know your real.. Wink wink
    horneybear79912 horneybear79912 36-40, M 14 hrs ago

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    I am open minded guy and want to make news open minded friends. Open to any topic and too all lifestyles. I want to have news friends here. Man, woman, couple, young or old, race...
    naughtyguy13 naughtyguy13 26-30, M 14 hrs ago

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    Traditionally, it's said that men are more visually stimulated and women are more emotionally stimulated. i've found that women are very reluctant to admit to being turned on...
    crazycontrolled crazycontrolled 36-40, F 9 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Firstly I would like to say that I arrived at these most important principles after what I could term a whirlwind of experiences, mostly negative, that helped to shape these...
    KingDee2 KingDee2 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 11

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    The demand for IT products and services from firms continues to boost in nature and scale. The condition is always that IT departments carry on to discover their budgets shrink...
    Alexander6420qbj2 Alexander6420qbj2 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 29

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    Ranvir185p3hg9 Ranvir185p3hg9 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 2

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    I am a 15 year old white girl and every day I wear dresses and white pantyhose. There is a 53 year old black man who lives across the street from me and my family. His wife passed...
    tracywatson tracywatson 13-15, F 5 Responses Dec 6

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    I'm writing this post as a self reminder. Everyone should try to get to a place of understanding their wants and needs. I'm no exception. I'm not ashamed for stating what I need. I...
    SpanishRose10 SpanishRose10 31-35, F Dec 14

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    I see my ex-husband everywhere. His face appears in my dreams, I see him in the check-out line at the Bay, or while waiting for the subway. I am constantly thinking about him...
    chatonenamour chatonenamour 31-35, F Dec 10

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    I'm glad I'm a leg man because leg men have kind of a privileged status in society. Think about it. I have a tattoo with a pair of legs that says Leg Man and I'm gonna get a leg...
    Cetacean Cetacean 36-40, M Dec 10

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    Mantra - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster DictionaryDefinition of mantra from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary with audio pronunciations, thesaurus, Word of...
    tryingagainII tryingagainII 56-60, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Me and my guy friend would dress up as spider-man and pretend to save people haha I remember my mom telling me look the made a girl spider - man costume I didn't like the girl one...
    thatonegirl156 thatonegirl156 16-17, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I've been working on manifesting for a while now. I don't have time to do it often, and sometimes life gets really busy and I forget. The biggest challenge for me, is knowing...
    elevating elevating 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 28

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    Yesterday I was walking home from school and I was wearing a dress, white pantyhose, and a blue jean jacket. As I was walking down the street I saw the 53 year old black man who...
    tracywatson tracywatson 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 9

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    Aquarius and Scorpio, two of the most interesting and fiesty signs of all 12. This match is known as a strange, incompatible one, although many think this can be a match made in...
    AstroChic AstroChic 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 11

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    Some of my favorite animes: Bleach, Tenchi Muyo (OVA), Inuyasha, Trigun, El Hazaard (the original one), Ranma 1/2, Fruits Basket, Outlaw Star, Cowboy Beebop, -pretty much anything...
    Daenerys7 Daenerys7 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 24

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    I meet this intriguing man late June while visiting my Mom on break. Things got heated up quickly, but I managed to chicken out. He has kept in contact from me going back to school...
    TexasGypsyMommy TexasGypsyMommy 22-25, F Nov 28

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    If a man is crossing a river and an empty boat collides with his own skiff, even though he be a bad-tempered man he will not become very angry. But if he sees a man in the boat, he...
    2fareastiswest 2fareastiswest 26-30, M Nov 30

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    Toutefois, chacun le fait à sa manière, avec plus ou moins de bonheur, si au moment de l’apprentissage le matériau à encoder n’est pas...
    sfdfvcv12 sfdfvcv12 22-25, M Nov 28

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