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I Am a Man

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    Ich Ben Ein Mann

    I am a Man. When Something breaks, I fix it. I drink whiskey without a mixer. I don't feel the need to diet. In fact, I don't feel the need to feel. I eat steak. I don't fruit my drinks; I drink real ******* beers: lagers so dark, they blot out the sun (so I drink...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 8 Responses Jul 13, 2008

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    I was here before WWII started,

    went to Japan before it made cars, killed dirty commies in Korea for McCarthy, Learned the pledge before they stuck their god **** on every thing. Worked 41 years providing a living for my family and my in-laws without a *****. Wife died of cancer from smoking and I was...
    olddon olddon 70+, M Jun 19

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    A Man For All Seasons

    I was going to write a story here about the Machismo image but someone has already written a perfect explanation so I will guide you to read his story. Living up to the Image. A story by MFBGEP Link
    charlie1960 charlie1960 51-55, M 3 Responses Aug 17, 2013

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    FIVE People?

    Why does "I am a Woman" have 70 times as many members as this group? That's just ridiculous...
    winstonwelles winstonwelles 26-30, M 8 Responses Jul 9, 2008

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    YouthEnergy YouthEnergy 18-21, M 3 Responses Jul 21

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    Brothers.. I Salute You

    I am proud to be a man on EP.  Although I'm sure I said this before somewhere... Here's to you men!  They may take our razors... but they'll never take our freedom!
    Pricey Pricey 26-30, M 6 Responses Jul 13, 2008

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    I Am Man

    I am Man but I'm not into football or baseball.I am not macho.  I do have a girlly side... that is sometimes wearing womens clothes.
    aquarius3 aquarius3 61-65 Jan 18, 2012

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    Hermaphrodite?

    I have both masculine and feminine qualities... Masculine qualities: I have a penis. I have a prostate. My body fat accumulates more on my belly than on my hips and thighs. I have a Y chromosome. I am very, VERY hairy.  I have hair on my chest...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 21 Responses Jul 13, 2008

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    Yes I Am.

    I have to admit. Owning a penis is so much more efficient.
    TheDaken TheDaken 26-30, M 3 Responses Nov 12, 2012

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    Damn Skippy.

    I am a man. I have the innate ability to tune my girlfriends out. I love sports more than I love my the women I date. And my "Good Stuff Shelf" will contain my Rosebowl '06 pictures and NOT any wedding photos (under the assumption that I get married). Oh and I plan...
    Silver01ta Silver01ta 26-30, M 94 Responses Jul 10, 2008

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    Courage...strength...a Will Of My Own...

    I am a man...I am courageous...I have run into a burning building to save others...charged across the street to help an elderly gentleman from being beat upon by two thugs...things turn red....my mind is geared for action....I am not an abuser of women...a woman should be...
    hermitinthewoods hermitinthewoods 46-50, M Sep 19, 2011

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    I'm A Man

    I'm a man,Believe it or not,Despite my ways,And being mistaken,I'm a man,Just different!
    plasticfantasy plasticfantasy 46-50, M Jun 5, 2012

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    Make sure a man is being a man

    before you allow him to make you his woman.
    flyologist flyologist 26-30, M Jun 27

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    "Well, you can tell everybody.

    ....I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man." I'm proud to be a man!
    djag2007 djag2007 22-25, M 1 Response May 28

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    We're Men, We're Men In Tights

    Ok, I'm not wearing tights, but I am a man.  I enjoy being a man.  It gives me an excuse not to have the answers to everything, not to have to listen to everything that's said to me, and not to remember every single birthday of every friend I ever had.  Of course I...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M Apr 30, 2009

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    What Does It Mean To Be A Man ??

    Every once in a while I receive an e-mail that is quirky and laced with hidden truths. Obviously it is tongue-in-cheek but this one is wonderfully written. I did try looking up "Lebowski" and quotes by him and only found the last one. I am therefore unable to rightfully credit...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 7, 2011

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    "Punches the wall in a Linkara like fashion"

    and if you get that reference.... Friend!
    badgerman42 badgerman42 22-25, M Jul 3

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    I Am A Man

    I am a man.  Seems simple to state but I find it pretty profound. I think most people go through life as children.  I see plenty of 40 and 50 year old people (and older) who are still boys and girls. Maturity is not measured in years lived.  Maturity is...
    MrKnowItAll MrKnowItAll 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 8, 2009

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    Need A Man

    Every woman needs a Poof-A-Man! He's the man who performs, repairs, lifts heavy items and satisfies. Then he poofs away when done!  
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 15, 2011

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    The difference between dating a boy

    and a man. 1) A man knows what he wants, and goes for it. A boy may have somewhat of an idea, but not really. He doesn’t think too much about it, and even if he does, doesn’t exert much effort to get it. A boy is passive, a man is assertive. 2) A man plans for his future...
    MSeigler MSeigler 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 25

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    tom1851 tom1851 46-50, M 2 Responses May 28

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    I Think Anyway

    lets see i refuse to admit if i'm lost and will NOT stop and ask for directions i have a penis and i think with that at least as much if not more than i do with my brain (the thoughts my penis has are much more entertaining). then again maybe i'm not a man i am not a tough guy...
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 13, 2008

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    "These are our rules!

    Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's...
    MSeigler MSeigler 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 22

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    Sometimes I Hate Being A Man.

    I am a man, a middle aged man, at one of the worst times, in Amarican history, to be a man. I am 47, overweight, and male. I love breasts too. At the moment it is illegal where I work and go to school-the same place-to undress someone with your eyes. I am damned fortunate...
    330GTC 330GTC 46-50, M Dec 11, 2011

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    I'm A Man Because

    1. I have etiquette 2. I know how to treat a lady 3. I'm compassionate 4. I'm forgiving 5. I'm educated 6. I workout and am a health nut 7. I drink scotch 8. Occasionally smoke an expensive cigar 9. I am a good father 10. I am old fashion 11. I can dress for any occasion 12. I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Jun 15, 2011

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    Im a Man

    I am a man.... and I love pu###
    neversurrender neversurrender 18-21 1 Response Dec 19, 2008

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    I Am A Man

    In no way am I saying that I'm perfect or that I meet everything I'm about to say, but this is something that every man should aspire to. I know that as I grow I'm finding that all these things are true. A Man is the following: He has integrity, he is tough, he is compassionate...
    Army0917 Army0917 31-35, M 4 Responses Jun 7, 2011

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    Double Checked

    I am definitely a man. But how manly I am depends on you. I would never intone to be a man's man.  I wouldn't want to be.  No, I prefer to be a ladies man. Now, if it's based on the old saying, you are what you eat, it's a whole different perspective. If it's based...
    darknight darknight 46-50, M 7 Responses Aug 28, 2009

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    It all started on this one day in winter, cold air, freezing door handles when you touch, you get stuck. The snow dropping from the sky. High school looking like the cabin in a...
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    Hello, I'm in my very late 40s and have been on my own (outside relationships) most of my life. I had my last long relationship 10 yrs ago and that was for 2.5 yrs. The intention...
    maejay maejay 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    I know that on this group only 9 people are active, but i dont care. It makes us rare and unique, doesnt it? Well how can i start? I became obsessed with fashion models exactly 4...
    angel8i angel8i 31-35, F Aug 10

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    When he introduced the Monthly bill in June 1963, President Kennedy urged Congress to move it “for your one basic, proud and priceless quality that unites us all as Us...
    Joshua603b4zn8 Joshua603b4zn8 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    This happened a while ago... I have been having this fantasy of seeing her with another man.. could never get it done... Have always used those visualizations during our love...
    stimulatingcouple stimulatingcouple 46-50, M 5 Responses Jul 27

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    All i do on the internet is read manga. I watch amine sometimes, but i tend to stick to the manga more because sometimes anime can leave out part of the story and the art is...
    goagainsttheflow goagainsttheflow 18-21, F 6 Responses Aug 2

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    I'm a woman who is pretty content in life. I don't need a man to make my life "complete." I'm a woman on a mission to become more successful in life, travel more, live such a way...
    PeaceBatman PeaceBatman 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 3

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    Hi , I am a married man from Singapore. I need to tell you how I feel. I am married. the thing is deep inside, I crave a macho man. I wish I have a man to love me and understand...
    gurchaaran gurchaaran 31-35, M Aug 7

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    I am in love with a man who has Schizophrenia.We have dated on and off for 1 to 2 years. We have known each other for about 3. But for the last year he dose not take his meds. It...
    tricerich tricerich 41-45, F Aug 8

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    I'd like to ask for help in becoming a manly man. If anyone is interested in teaching me to be a man I would appreciate it
    aple2277 aple2277 16-17, M Aug 17

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    It's not always intentional, sometimes it's just by the dress she wears. As soon as we are in a club or a bar, some young man will soon be by her side trying to get her attention...
    averagebimale averagebimale 46-50, M 3 Responses Aug 18

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    A Man's Hands The quality of a man can be seen in his hands the way he reaches for you the way he quietly holds you the way his fingers touch your form the way his hands touch...
    PoetryNEmotion PoetryNEmotion 51-55, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    My husband has been diagnosed with PTSD (twice, the first time he refused to believe it). He is a very intelligent, very emotional and creative man. A good father and, at heart...
    madam99 madam99 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    My situation is one I'm still coming to grip with. I met my boyfriend two years ago on a casual online dating site. My intention of joining and communicating was purely for...
    Baughb Baughb 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 3

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    Bullsh!!t transfer news. In the early hours of this morning Manchester United beat Liverpool 3-1 in some piece of p!s.s cup. Nothing at stake but pride...and after a 13th minute...
    Purefootball Purefootball 18-21, M Aug 5

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    I've never had sex with a man, but lately I think about it all the time. I want to find another man my age also eager to have sex with a man for the first time.
    padraig412 padraig412 51-55, M 4 Responses Aug 6

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    Has anyone else noticed that our culture has some really backwards ideas about what's "taboo," "normal," and "kinky?" For example, apparently these days it's considered "kinky" or...
    EyeOfHorus EyeOfHorus 41-45, M 9 Responses Aug 8

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    i got a whole collection of manga. people never knows the dorky side of me. even my best friends. i kept all my manga in a chained box at the attic of my house. maybe like once a...
    sarahbal sarahbal 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 9

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