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I Am a Man

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 546 People

    "Punches the wall in a Linkara like fashion"

    and if you get that reference.... Friend!
    badgerman42 badgerman42 22-25, M Jul 3, 2014

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    I'm A Man

    I'm a man,Believe it or not,Despite my ways,And being mistaken,I'm a man,Just different!
    plasticfantasy plasticfantasy 46-50, M Jun 5, 2012

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    Make sure a man is being a man

    before you allow him to make you his woman.
    flyologist flyologist 26-30, M Jun 27, 2014

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    A Man For All Seasons

    I was going to write a story here about the Machismo image but someone has already written a perfect explanation so I will guide you to read his story. Living up to the Image. A story by MFBGEP Link
    charlie1960 charlie1960 46-50, M 2 Responses Aug 17, 2013

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    Yes I Am.

    I have to admit. Owning a penis is so much more efficient.
    TheDaken TheDaken 26-30, M 3 Responses Nov 12, 2012

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    "These are our rules!

    Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's...
    MSeigler MSeigler 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 22, 2014

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    Double Checked

    I am definitely a man. But how manly I am depends on you. I would never intone to be a man's man.  I wouldn't want to be.  No, I prefer to be a ladies man. Now, if it's based on the old saying, you are what you eat, it's a whole different perspective. If it's based...
    darknight darknight 46-50, M 7 Responses Aug 28, 2009

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    Wildbore Wildbore 46-50, M 2 Responses May 28, 2014

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    Damn Skippy.

    I am a man. I have the innate ability to tune my girlfriends out. I love sports more than I love my the women I date. And my "Good Stuff Shelf" will contain my Rosebowl '06 pictures and NOT any wedding photos (under the assumption that I get married). Oh and I plan...
    Silver01ta Silver01ta 31-35, M 94 Responses Jul 10, 2008

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    FIVE People?

    Why does "I am a Woman" have 70 times as many members as this group? That's just ridiculous...
    winstonwelles winstonwelles 26-30, M 8 Responses Jul 9, 2008

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    Courage...strength...a Will Of My Own...

    I am a man...I am courageous...I have run into a burning building to save others...charged across the street to help an elderly gentleman from being beat upon by two thugs...things turn red....my mind is geared for action....I am not an abuser of women...a woman should be...
    hermitinthewoods hermitinthewoods 46-50, M Sep 19, 2011

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    I Am A Man

    I am a man.  Seems simple to state but I find it pretty profound. I think most people go through life as children.  I see plenty of 40 and 50 year old people (and older) who are still boys and girls. Maturity is not measured in years lived.  Maturity is...
    MrKnowItAll MrKnowItAll 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 8, 2009

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    We're Men, We're Men In Tights

    Ok, I'm not wearing tights, but I am a man.  I enjoy being a man.  It gives me an excuse not to have the answers to everything, not to have to listen to everything that's said to me, and not to remember every single birthday of every friend I ever had.  Of course I...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M Apr 30, 2009

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    Hermaphrodite?

    I have both masculine and feminine qualities... Masculine qualities: I have a penis. I have a prostate. My body fat accumulates more on my belly than on my hips and thighs. I have a Y chromosome. I am very, VERY hairy.  I have hair on my chest...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 21 Responses Jul 13, 2008

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    I Am A Man

    In no way am I saying that I'm perfect or that I meet everything I'm about to say, but this is something that every man should aspire to. I know that as I grow I'm finding that all these things are true. A Man is the following: He has integrity, he is tough, he is compassionate...
    Army0917 Army0917 31-35, M 4 Responses Jun 7, 2011

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    Im a Man

    I am a man.... and I love pu###
    neversurrender neversurrender 18-21 1 Response Dec 19, 2008

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    The difference between dating a boy

    and a man. 1) A man knows what he wants, and goes for it. A boy may have somewhat of an idea, but not really. He doesn’t think too much about it, and even if he does, doesn’t exert much effort to get it. A boy is passive, a man is assertive. 2) A man plans for his future...
    MSeigler MSeigler 26-30, M 4 Responses Apr 25, 2014

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    I have gotten so many messages on here asking

    me about my sex, if I'm a transgender, or commenting thinking I'm a girl. I'm not offended but honestly, I'd appreciate it if you read what my gender is before you talk to me.
    IngensImpetum IngensImpetum 18-21, M Mar 15

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    "Well, you can tell everybody.

    ....I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man." I'm proud to be a man!
    djag2007 djag2007 26-30, M May 28, 2014

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    YouthEnergy YouthEnergy 18-21, M 4 Responses Jul 21, 2014

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    Brothers.. I Salute You

    I am proud to be a man on EP.  Although I'm sure I said this before somewhere... Here's to you men!  They may take our razors... but they'll never take our freedom!
    Pricey Pricey 26-30, M 6 Responses Jul 13, 2008

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    I Think Anyway

    lets see i refuse to admit if i'm lost and will NOT stop and ask for directions i have a penis and i think with that at least as much if not more than i do with my brain (the thoughts my penis has are much more entertaining). then again maybe i'm not a man i am not a tough guy...
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 13, 2008

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    I was here before WWII started,

    went to Japan before it made cars, killed dirty commies in Korea for McCarthy, Learned the pledge before they stuck their god **** on every thing. Worked 41 years providing a living for my family and my in-laws without a *****. Wife died of cancer from smoking and I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 19, 2014

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    Sometimes I Hate Being A Man.

    I am a man, a middle aged man, at one of the worst times, in Amarican history, to be a man. I am 47, overweight, and male. I love breasts too. At the moment it is illegal where I work and go to school-the same place-to undress someone with your eyes. I am damned fortunate...
    330GTC 330GTC 51-55, M Dec 11, 2011

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    What Does It Mean To Be A Man ??

    Every once in a while I receive an e-mail that is quirky and laced with hidden truths. Obviously it is tongue-in-cheek but this one is wonderfully written. I did try looking up "Lebowski" and quotes by him and only found the last one. I am therefore unable to rightfully credit...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 7, 2011

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    I'm A Man Because

    1. I have etiquette 2. I know how to treat a lady 3. I'm compassionate 4. I'm forgiving 5. I'm educated 6. I workout and am a health nut 7. I drink scotch 8. Occasionally smoke an expensive cigar 9. I am a good father 10. I am old fashion 11. I can dress for any occasion 12. I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Jun 15, 2011

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    Ich Ben Ein Mann

    I am a Man. When Something breaks, I fix it. I drink whiskey without a mixer. I don't feel the need to diet. In fact, I don't feel the need to feel. I eat steak. I don't fruit my drinks; I drink real ******* beers: lagers so dark, they blot out the sun (so I drink...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 7 Responses Jul 13, 2008

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    I opens up to my friend

    that I finger my *** and now he is getting into it. Is this a good thing?
    dufflight9 dufflight9 16-17, M Sep 3, 2014

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    Need A Man

    Every woman needs a Poof-A-Man! He's the man who performs, repairs, lifts heavy items and satisfies. Then he poofs away when done!  
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 15, 2011

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    I Am Man

    I am Man but I'm not into football or baseball.I am not macho.  I do have a girlly side... that is sometimes wearing womens clothes.
    aquarius3 aquarius3 61-65 Jan 18, 2012

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    Good manners make a full man. They are very essential for human civilization. Without good manners, man is like a purse without money, though it is very attractive from outside...
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    I worked out my life all along The angel in me is a brave, creative soul who looks at life with a real vibrant perspective and wants to share it to the world and inspire others...
    WokenandOpen WokenandOpen 31-35, M Mar 7

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    One of the main reasons when I got married,my only marriage was to start a family,have a few kids and settle down. Things didn't work out how I dreamed it would be. My ex cheated...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 11 Responses Mar 9

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    My sister liked a man who likes man. This guy is bisexual. This is situation has happened second time. She always likes a man who is someone's "girlfriend". The guy she liked is...
    fitwealth fitwealth 26-30, F Mar 18

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    Like many here I too had an affair with a married man... He was my boss and he was gorgeous. I had just gotten out of a terrible relationship and a close friend of mine had...
    0Mischa0 0Mischa0 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    old man falls down emergency alarm device from vipprogrammer.com, danger Help seeking device, when the man has Emergency, just push down button, emergent message will be send to...
    vipprogrammer vipprogrammer 26-30, F a week ago

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    I have been so many times near love .... under the sky with all the stars up there...looking at moon ... feeling my heart pumping....like a love ... but i have been so many times...
    Jackk1992 Jackk1992 22-25, M Mar 1

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    I would... although l have many acquaintances and enjoy chatting with them, like others l have a few close friends, whom l can discuss anything with, no holds barred...you know who...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 5

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    Some people stay far away from the door If there’s a chance of it opening up They hear a voice in the hall outside And hope that it just passes by Some people live with the fear...
    urwright urwright 41-45, F Mar 5

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    While having a needed discussion about custody of our daughter, it occurred to me that one of their best manipulation tactics is to feign confusion. This is with the intent to not...
    sartur sartur 36-40, F 6 Responses Mar 5

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    This is hard for me as it's my first experience dating a man with a child. I'm 21 and so is he, he has a 4 year old daughter. He's truly an amazing man, he's kind and generous and...
    beebeexoxox beebeexoxox 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 5

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    Something tells me a man made this group. :p what about a man showing his woman some appreciation? Appreciation goes both ways. Maybe the title of this group should be called - "I...
    Scoodaloop Scoodaloop 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 6

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