I Am a Man

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 745 People

    cindileerutledge cindileerutledge
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 19, 2015

    Damn Skippy.

    I am a man. I have the innate ability to tune my girlfriends out. I love sports more than I love my the women I date. And my "Good Stuff Shelf" will contain my Rosebowl '06 pictures and NOT any wedding photos (under the assumption that I get married). Oh and I plan...
    Silver01ta Silver01ta
    31-35, M
    94 Responses Jul 10, 2008

    Hey guys add me on snapchat

    so as U can see what the hell in doing and live of course """". Vadd7 """
    reoe reoe
    18-21, M
    Jun 8, 2015
    poopmaster1960 poopmaster1960
    51-55, M
    1 Response Apr 30, 2015

    honestly I think being a man is

    so much easier because we have all heard about girls on their period, birth, vagina diseases, fungus etc. Of course we can get basically the same thing but women have a higher chance than us men.
    yolifeisgreat yolifeisgreat
    18-21, M
    1 Response Oct 13, 2015

    I Think Anyway

    lets see i refuse to admit if i'm lost and will NOT stop and ask for directions i have a penis and i think with that at least as much if not more than i do with my brain (the thoughts my penis has are much more entertaining). then again maybe i'm not a man i am not a tough guy...
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jul 13, 2008

    I once was a male stuck inside a female's body,

    then I was born. LOL Luckily I grew to be a man, not an overgrown boy. Or it could be looked at as unluckily, with so many overgrown boys doing stupid ****, real men have it rough trying to straighten everything out, especially between men and women.
    1niceguy4u 1niceguy4u
    51-55, M
    Oct 28, 2015
    doordie44 doordie44
    22-25, M
    1 Response Oct 13, 2015
    allychef allychef
    36-40, M
    Oct 13, 2015

    Yes I Am.

    I have to admit. Owning a penis is so much more efficient.
    TheDaken TheDaken
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Nov 12, 2012

    FIVE People?

    Why does "I am a Woman" have 70 times as many members as this group? That's just ridiculous...
    winstonwelles winstonwelles
    26-30, M
    8 Responses Jul 9, 2008

    Courage...strength...a Will Of My Own...

    I am a man...I am courageous...I have run into a burning building to save others...charged across the street to help an elderly gentleman from being beat upon by two thugs...things turn red....my mind is geared for action....I am not an abuser of women...a woman should be...
    hermitinthewoods hermitinthewoods
    46-50, M
    Sep 19, 2011
    Wildbore Wildbore
    51-55, M
    2 Responses May 28, 2014

    I am a man. Therefore,

    it goes without saying that: > I do not have enough blood to use both heads at a time. > I have GPS. I don't need directions. > I told you I will fix it. Just stop eating my head. > I usually think about sex > If you feed me well, I will love you forever > I tend to leave the...
    JourneyOfLife JourneyOfLife
    22-25, M
    Apr 20, 2015

    The difference between dating a boy

    and a man. 1) A man knows what he wants, and goes for it. A boy may have somewhat of an idea, but not really. He doesn’t think too much about it, and even if he does, doesn’t exert much effort to get it. A boy is passive, a man is assertive. 2) A man plans for his future...
    SomebodyActually SomebodyActually
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Apr 25, 2014

    I opens up to my friend

    that I finger my *** and now he is getting into it. Is this a good thing?
    dufflight9 dufflight9
    18-21, M
    Sep 3, 2014

    I'm a Man. I've heard

    so many people say that gays aren't "real" men, well I say I am. I work as Woodsman, I am tough and I am honest and I am brave and I am kind. I try to live every day of my life with integrity. I am gay, and I am a man in every way I feel counts.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Oct 12, 2015

    Double Checked

    I am definitely a man. But how manly I am depends on you. I would never intone to be a man's man.  I wouldn't want to be.  No, I prefer to be a ladies man. Now, if it's based on the old saying, you are what you eat, it's a whole different perspective. If it's based...
    darknight darknight
    46-50, M
    7 Responses Aug 28, 2009

    "Well, you can tell everybody.

    ....I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man." I'm proud to be a man!
    djag2007 djag2007
    26-30, M
    May 28, 2014

    I'm A Man

    I'm a man,Believe it or not,Despite my ways,And being mistaken,I'm a man,Just different!
    plasticfantasy plasticfantasy
    46-50, M
    Jun 5, 2012

    I was here before WWII started,

    went to Japan before it made cars, killed dirty commies in Korea for McCarthy, Learned the pledge before they stuck their god **** on every thing. Worked 41 years providing a living for my family and my in-laws without a *****. Wife died of cancer from smoking and I was...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 19, 2014

    I Am A Man

    In no way am I saying that I'm perfect or that I meet everything I'm about to say, but this is something that every man should aspire to. I know that as I grow I'm finding that all these things are true. A Man is the following: He has integrity, he is tough, he is compassionate...
    Army0917 Army0917
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Jun 7, 2011

    I'm A Man Because

    1. I have etiquette 2. I know how to treat a lady 3. I'm compassionate 4. I'm forgiving 5. I'm educated 6. I workout and am a health nut 7. I drink scotch 8. Occasionally smoke an expensive cigar 9. I am a good father 10. I am old fashion 11. I can dress for any occasion 12. I...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Jun 15, 2011

    I see so many posts from women on EP

    that derogatory toward men. based on some of the things some of my female friends share with me about the messages they get.....I can't say I blame them for feeling this way. It got me to thinking about what I think being a true man means. For better or worse.... I will offer...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    15 Responses Dec 6, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 15, 2015

    I have gotten so many messages on here asking

    me about my sex, if I'm a transgender, or commenting thinking I'm a girl. I'm not offended but honestly, I'd appreciate it if you read what my gender is before you talk to me.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 15, 2015

    "These are our rules!

    Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's...
    SomebodyActually SomebodyActually
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Apr 22, 2014

    Ich Ben Ein Mann

    I am a Man. When Something breaks, I fix it. I drink whiskey without a mixer. I don't feel the need to diet. In fact, I don't feel the need to feel. I eat steak. I don't fruit my drinks; I drink real ******* beers: lagers so dark, they blot out the sun (so I drink...
    zeligocity zeligocity
    22-25, M
    7 Responses Jul 13, 2008
    YouthEnergy YouthEnergy
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Jul 21, 2014

    Hey guys my name is Jason.

    As a young black man I feel like it's my responsibility to share this young brothers story to as many people as possible. We all have this concept of what's "manly", but can men care for once and really sympathize with someone? Here's what I have to say. On a recent trip...
    JasonMasters93 JasonMasters93
    22-25, M
    Jul 13, 2015

    I Am Man

    I am Man but I'm not into football or baseball.I am not macho.  I do have a girlly side... that is sometimes wearing womens clothes.
    aquarius3 aquarius3
    66-70
    Jan 18, 2012

    Need A Man

    Every woman needs a Poof-A-Man! He's the man who performs, repairs, lifts heavy items and satisfies. Then he poofs away when done!  
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jun 15, 2011

    Make sure a man is being a man

    before you allow him to make you his woman.
    flyologist flyologist
    26-30, M
    Jun 27, 2014

    We're Men, We're Men In Tights

    Ok, I'm not wearing tights, but I am a man.  I enjoy being a man.  It gives me an excuse not to have the answers to everything, not to have to listen to everything that's said to me, and not to remember every single birthday of every friend I ever had.  Of course I...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel
    31-35, M
    Apr 30, 2009

    What Does It Mean To Be A Man ??

    Every once in a while I receive an e-mail that is quirky and laced with hidden truths. Obviously it is tongue-in-cheek but this one is wonderfully written. I did try looking up "Lebowski" and quotes by him and only found the last one. I am therefore unable to rightfully credit...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 7, 2011

    *Punch!* Men Punch only

    when they'z does a Man-Punch. Tis' manly
    FluttershyLabeouf FluttershyLabeouf
    18-21, M
    Nov 30, 2015

    born and raised as a man,

    not a perfect man, but a man that is doing all i can to be the kind of man that my wife and kids are proud of.
    myGodlovesu2 myGodlovesu2
    41-45, M
    May 19, 2015

    A Man For All Seasons

    I was going to write a story here about the Machismo image but someone has already written a perfect explanation so I will guide you to read his story. Living up to the Image. A story by MFBGEP Link
    charlie1960 charlie1960
    51-55, M
    1 Response Aug 17, 2013

    Sometimes I Hate Being A Man.

    I am a man, a middle aged man, at one of the worst times, in Amarican history, to be a man. I am 47, overweight, and male. I love breasts too. At the moment it is illegal where I work and go to school-the same place-to undress someone with your eyes. I am damned fortunate...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 11, 2011

    Hermaphrodite?

    I have both masculine and feminine qualities... Masculine qualities: I have a penis. I have a prostate. My body fat accumulates more on my belly than on my hips and thighs. I have a Y chromosome. I am very, VERY hairy.  I have hair on my chest...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    21 Responses Jul 13, 2008

    "Punches the wall in a Linkara like fashion"

    and if you get that reference.... Friend!
    badgerman42 badgerman42
    22-25, M
    Jul 3, 2014
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