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I Am a Man

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    Need A Man

    Every woman needs a Poof-A-Man! He's the man who performs, repairs, lifts heavy items and satisfies. Then he poofs away when done!  
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 15, 2011

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    "These are our rules!

    Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's...
    SomebodyActually SomebodyActually 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 22, 2014

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    I'm A Man

    I'm a man,Believe it or not,Despite my ways,And being mistaken,I'm a man,Just different!
    plasticfantasy plasticfantasy 46-50, M Jun 5, 2012

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    FIVE People?

    Why does "I am a Woman" have 70 times as many members as this group? That's just ridiculous...
    winstonwelles winstonwelles 26-30, M 8 Responses Jul 9, 2008

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    cindileerutledge cindileerutledge 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 19, 2015

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    KindHeartedGuy KindHeartedGuy 41-45, M 2 Responses Dec 15, 2015

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    I have gotten so many messages on here asking

    me about my sex, if I'm a transgender, or commenting thinking I'm a girl. I'm not offended but honestly, I'd appreciate it if you read what my gender is before you talk to me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 15, 2015

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    I am a man. Therefore,

    it goes without saying that: > I do not have enough blood to use both heads at a time. > I have GPS. I don't need directions. > I told you I will fix it. Just stop eating my head. > I usually think about sex > If you feed me well, I will love you forever > I tend to leave the...
    JourneyOfLife JourneyOfLife 22-25, M Apr 20, 2015

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    I Am A Man

    In no way am I saying that I'm perfect or that I meet everything I'm about to say, but this is something that every man should aspire to. I know that as I grow I'm finding that all these things are true. A Man is the following: He has integrity, he is tough, he is compassionate...
    Army0917 Army0917 31-35, M 4 Responses Jun 7, 2011

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    I Think Anyway

    lets see i refuse to admit if i'm lost and will NOT stop and ask for directions i have a penis and i think with that at least as much if not more than i do with my brain (the thoughts my penis has are much more entertaining). then again maybe i'm not a man i am not a tough guy...
    ihaveanameitsrick ihaveanameitsrick 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 13, 2008

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    Hermaphrodite?

    I have both masculine and feminine qualities... Masculine qualities: I have a penis. I have a prostate. My body fat accumulates more on my belly than on my hips and thighs. I have a Y chromosome. I am very, VERY hairy.  I have hair on my chest...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 21 Responses Jul 13, 2008

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    allychef allychef 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 13, 2015

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    I opens up to my friend

    that I finger my *** and now he is getting into it. Is this a good thing?
    dufflight9 dufflight9 18-21, M Sep 3, 2014

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    Wildbore Wildbore 46-50, M 2 Responses May 28, 2014

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    born and raised as a man,

    not a perfect man, but a man that is doing all i can to be the kind of man that my wife and kids are proud of.
    myGodlovesu2 myGodlovesu2 41-45, M May 19, 2015

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    I turned 20 last month.

    So I guess I'm no longer a teenager. It's weird since I feel like my mind is the same, but my body is different. Huh. So I guess this is what it's like to be an adult.
    CMinusMinius CMinusMinius 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 12, 2015

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    I fear the unexpected.

    My Fake Mother and I just had a fight. Her motive since I was small was to brainwash every White Caucasian man into thinking that I was a product of a Black Man raping her, when she is not even my blood Mother. My first set of stories on EP say it all... Sometimes while...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 12, 2015

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    Ich Ben Ein Mann

    I am a Man. When Something breaks, I fix it. I drink whiskey without a mixer. I don't feel the need to diet. In fact, I don't feel the need to feel. I eat steak. I don't fruit my drinks; I drink real ******* beers: lagers so dark, they blot out the sun (so I drink...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 7 Responses Jul 13, 2008

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    Double Checked

    I am definitely a man. But how manly I am depends on you. I would never intone to be a man's man.  I wouldn't want to be.  No, I prefer to be a ladies man. Now, if it's based on the old saying, you are what you eat, it's a whole different perspective. If it's based...
    darknight darknight 46-50, M 7 Responses Aug 28, 2009

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    I am a man trapped in a woman's body.

    Somebody help! I can't get out. The stifling of her lock on me. Makes me feel no sympathy. I hate you more and more. There's so much anger I have in store. Inside there's kerosene, Outside there's a match I feign, Inside I'm boiling, Outside time's a coiling. The...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F Jul 12, 2015

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    Hey guys my name is Jason.

    As a young black man I feel like it's my responsibility to share this young brothers story to as many people as possible. We all have this concept of what's "manly", but can men care for once and really sympathize with someone? Here's what I have to say. On a recent trip...
    JasonMasters93 JasonMasters93 22-25, M Jul 13, 2015

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    I'm a Man. I've heard

    so many people say that gays aren't "real" men, well I say I am. I work as Woodsman, I am tough and I am honest and I am brave and I am kind. I try to live every day of my life with integrity. I am gay, and I am a man in every way I feel counts.
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Oct 12, 2015

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    A Man For All Seasons

    I was going to write a story here about the Machismo image but someone has already written a perfect explanation so I will guide you to read his story. Living up to the Image. A story by MFBGEP Link
    charlie1960 charlie1960 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 17, 2013

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    I'm A Man Because

    1. I have etiquette 2. I know how to treat a lady 3. I'm compassionate 4. I'm forgiving 5. I'm educated 6. I workout and am a health nut 7. I drink scotch 8. Occasionally smoke an expensive cigar 9. I am a good father 10. I am old fashion 11. I can dress for any occasion 12. I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jun 15, 2011

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    poopmaster1960 poopmaster1960 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 30, 2015

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    Damn Skippy.

    I am a man. I have the innate ability to tune my girlfriends out. I love sports more than I love my the women I date. And my "Good Stuff Shelf" will contain my Rosebowl '06 pictures and NOT any wedding photos (under the assumption that I get married). Oh and I plan...
    Silver01ta Silver01ta 31-35, M 94 Responses Jul 10, 2008

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    The difference between dating a boy

    and a man. 1) A man knows what he wants, and goes for it. A boy may have somewhat of an idea, but not really. He doesn’t think too much about it, and even if he does, doesn’t exert much effort to get it. A boy is passive, a man is assertive. 2) A man plans for his future...
    SomebodyActually SomebodyActually 26-30, M 4 Responses Apr 25, 2014

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    I once was a male stuck inside a female's body,

    then I was born. LOL Luckily I grew to be a man, not an overgrown boy. Or it could be looked at as unluckily, with so many overgrown boys doing stupid ****, real men have it rough trying to straighten everything out, especially between men and women.
    1niceguy4u 1niceguy4u 51-55, M Oct 28, 2015

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    honestly I think being a man is

    so much easier because we have all heard about girls on their period, birth, vagina diseases, fungus etc. Of course we can get basically the same thing but women have a higher chance than us men.
    yolifeisgreat yolifeisgreat 18-21, M 3 Responses Oct 13, 2015

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    Make sure a man is being a man

    before you allow him to make you his woman.
    flyologist flyologist 26-30, M Jun 27, 2014

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    doordie44 doordie44 22-25, M 2 Responses Oct 13, 2015

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    "Punches the wall in a Linkara like fashion"

    and if you get that reference.... Friend!
    badgerman42 badgerman42 22-25, M Jul 3, 2014

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    I see so many posts from women on EP

    that derogatory toward men. based on some of the things some of my female friends share with me about the messages they get.....I can't say I blame them for feeling this way. It got me to thinking about what I think being a true man means. For better or worse.... I will offer...
    texaspilot texaspilot 46-50, M 23 Responses Dec 6, 2015

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    "Well, you can tell everybody.

    ....I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man." I'm proud to be a man!
    djag2007 djag2007 26-30, M May 28, 2014

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    We're Men, We're Men In Tights

    Ok, I'm not wearing tights, but I am a man.  I enjoy being a man.  It gives me an excuse not to have the answers to everything, not to have to listen to everything that's said to me, and not to remember every single birthday of every friend I ever had.  Of course I...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M Apr 30, 2009

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    Yes I Am.

    I have to admit. Owning a penis is so much more efficient.
    TheDaken TheDaken 26-30, M 3 Responses Nov 12, 2012

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    YouthEnergy YouthEnergy 18-21, M 3 Responses Jul 21, 2014

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    I was here before WWII started,

    went to Japan before it made cars, killed dirty commies in Korea for McCarthy, Learned the pledge before they stuck their god **** on every thing. Worked 41 years providing a living for my family and my in-laws without a *****. Wife died of cancer from smoking and I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 19, 2014

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    Hey guys add me on snapchat

    so as U can see what the hell in doing and live of course """". Vadd7 """
    reoe reoe 18-21, M Jun 8, 2015

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    *Punch!* Men Punch only

    when they'z does a Man-Punch. Tis' manly
    FluttershyLabeouf FluttershyLabeouf 18-21, M Nov 30, 2015

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