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I Am a Monkey

IM A MONKEY!! Say if you are a monkey and why! anything goes. If you feel you are any other type of animal then state which one and WHY! Share any or all animal experiences, HAPPY, sad or even angry!! 65 People

    I Am a Monkey

    I was a monkey, that once roamed free, to romp and swing among the trees happily playing in my own domain now i feel nothing but constant pain. I was taken away from my mother's breast that was one of the hardest tests. But to be taken and abused in such a way to give and...
    The111185 The111185 56-60 1 Response Jul 13, 2009

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    I've Been A Sad Monkey...

    ....But I'm slowly getting better! :3 yay. You see, there is a monkey In ALL of us and I forgot that so I got very lonely. I thought I was alone. So I thought :D But now that I see more monkeys around me, free and happy of who they are...I'm happy too. I chilled by the monkey...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2010

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    IM a Monkey!!

    When I'm not stressed, angry or sad I am a total MONKEY!! I shout, roll on the floor, run up and down the stairs, pretend I'm an earthworm and race with my sister down the hall, try to climb the hallway walls, pretend I'm stuck on the wall, pretend my head is magnetized and...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Sep 25, 2008

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    I look like a gross monkey here I was making a

    face tho lol Why do they have this experience?
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    Monkey Me

    Its not my zodiak or anything but i move think and look alot like a monkey so here i am haha my favorite thing is climbing and flipping and doing monkey style kung fu i am me
    mrrrow mrrrow 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18, 2013

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    I Am A Fire Monkey

    The ninth sign of the Chinese zodiac is called the Monkey, it's orginal character meant "stretching" It came from... the late afternoon, before sunset when men were still working in the fields. The men would "stretch" themselves before tackling the final batch of work to be done...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F Mar 30, 2013

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    I'm A Monkey

    I'm a metal Monkey in Chinese astrology and... I also love bananas lolMonkey Chinese Astrology The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this...
    surrealreality surrealreality 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2011

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    Yes, I Am!

    At least that's what the chinese zodiac tells me!  
    Creamsicle Creamsicle 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    Chinese Zodiac

    I am a monkey in the chinese zodiac. At first I was a little disapointed but after reading all the others I couldn't have been a better animal. I mean, the monkey is definitly the best to be. I just love who I am. Go Monkeys.
    Littledove Littledove 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2010

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    I am an earth monkey The Earth Monkey is honest,

    dependable, staid and stable. They are not the ones to rock the boat nor break the rules. This permeates in every aspect of their lives so financially they are also usually quite secure. The more academic and scholarly minded of the Monkeys, the Earth Monkey prefers to be in...
    arecee arecee 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    Monkey And Proud C;

    Occupying the 9th place in Chinese zodiac sign, the monkey sign people possess intelligence, imaginative, humorous, curious, sneaky and clever. The people falling under the monkey zodiac sign seems to be very jolly and witty to make amusable pranks. They will be active in...
    meme30 meme30 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

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    Yep , I am a happy monkey - I'm back

    and is able to post again , hip , hip - hip , hip horayyyyyyyyyyy lol
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M Sep 14, 2014

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    Electric Monkey

    I finally gained some static after many failed attempts. The first thing I did was shock my cat Nina. She looked at me and she was so mad!! I just wanted to hug and kiss her as a way to apologize to her but I ended up shocking her again so she hissed at me and ran off. Its rare...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Oct 1, 2008

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    (My grammar on a phone is terrible by the way) Ok si this was a long while ago I ws in 4th grade around 10 years old I was thinking about this and this one kid constantly bullied...
    chuckzares chuckzares 26-30, M Apr 8

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    This will probably sound unbelievable to some or many, but its true. I went to a petting zoo once when I was absolutely destroyed. I won't mention what happened to me but I will...
    NihilSineNefas NihilSineNefas 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 8

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    As Sacred As God Himself-"Your mother is God to you. She carried and nourished you within her body for 10 months. No one. Not I,siblings,or spouse can ever do the same for you. She...
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    Good idea: Buying new laptop. Bad idea: Letting 13 year old son set it up and consequently create my user name as Tird Monkey.
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    ekkert ekkert 22-25, M Apr 11

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    Little Lena was climbing on the monkey bars...her mom yelled littlelena the boys can see your panties.....littlelena laughed....she isn't wearing panties!!!
    imcomplacent imcomplacent 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 11

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    I'm only 17 and owe 15,000 to a lawyer. My mom is helping me out with it which I'm grateful for but how can I think about college, or a car, or moving out with that big of a monkey...
    deletedprofile821 deletedprofile821 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 12

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    Their album "Slave to the Grind" is one of the greatest things I've ever heard. Their debut was good, but EVERY song on "Slave to the Grind" is brilliant. The best in my opinion...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F Apr 12

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    I cut myself when I lost a close friend to her battle. Sometimes I wish I was there for her more and that I was there more. My family life is no better. No one really gives a...
    Georgedinozzoo97 Georgedinozzoo97 18-21, F Apr 13

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    I need more than "Hi." to send a reply!!! Why are so many messages here like a conversation with Tarzan, or his monkey? Doesn't anyone have anything to say in personal messages...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 1 Response Apr 14

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    13 year olds have no business dating. You don't know how to understand the intricacies of a real relationship when your mom still packs your lunch in a spiderman lunch box every...
    Missdrakerss Missdrakerss 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 14

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    ok. so fate being what it will, I'm happy. I loved talking to you, I'm happy you are talking to me. I'm so happy I almost can't stand it. I just want one moment. With you. To climb...
    individualfreedom individualfreedom 26-30 Apr 14

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    Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo 1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you. 2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 14

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    . . . . . Monkeys . . . . .
    AdolescentBro AdolescentBro 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 15

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    A president, prime minister, astronaut. Hm, a president/prime minister/astronaut. No! An alien-fighting Princess Peach with a steroid-injecting angel gun with wings. On a unicorn...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 16

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    He's a sock monkey i won when i was 8 x3
    LessOne LessOne 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 16

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    My baby is truly a blessing in my life whom I shall cherish till the end of time... And I shall save my very last couple of breath only to tell her: " I love you monkey"...
    h4n5dj22 h4n5dj22 26-30, M Apr 20

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    It started way back in third grade I used to sit beside Emmylu Hayes A pink dress, a matching bow and her pony tail She kissed me on the school bus, but told me not to tell Next...
    Kanimaz Kanimaz 13-15, F Apr 20

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    Been a little bummed recently, so I'm gonna do this. 1.) hair dye 2.) makeup 3.) flowers 4.) combat boots and fishnet tights 5.) Netflix 6.) the spine of a brand new book...
    OccasionalCupcake OccasionalCupcake 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 21