I Am a Monkey

IM A MONKEY!! Say if you are a monkey and why! anything goes. If you feel you are any other type of animal then state which one and WHY! Share any or all animal experiences, HAPPY, sad or even angry!! 71 People

    Yep , I am a happy monkey - I'm back

    and is able to post again , hip , hip - hip , hip horayyyyyyyyyyy lol
    Stephenrko Stephenrko
    36-40, M
    Sep 14, 2014

    Chinese Zodiac

    I am a monkey in the chinese zodiac. At first I was a little disapointed but after reading all the others I couldn't have been a better animal. I mean, the monkey is definitly the best to be. I just love who I am. Go Monkeys.
    Littledove Littledove
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 18, 2010

    I Am A Fire Monkey

    The ninth sign of the Chinese zodiac is called the Monkey, it's orginal character meant "stretching" It came from... the late afternoon, before sunset when men were still working in the fields. The men would "stretch" themselves before tackling the final batch of work to be done...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze
    56-60, F
    Mar 30, 2013

    IM a Monkey!!

    When I'm not stressed, angry or sad I am a total MONKEY!! I shout, roll on the floor, run up and down the stairs, pretend I'm an earthworm and race with my sister down the hall, try to climb the hallway walls, pretend I'm stuck on the wall, pretend my head is magnetized and...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney
    18-21, F
    Sep 25, 2008

    I look like a gross monkey here I was making a

    face tho lol Why do they have this experience?
    MyaA13 MyaA13
    13-15, F
    1 Response Mar 29, 2015

    I'm A Monkey

    I'm a metal Monkey in Chinese astrology and... I also love bananas lolMonkey Chinese Astrology The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this...
    surrealreality surrealreality
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jul 30, 2011

    Monkey And Proud C;

    Occupying the 9th place in Chinese zodiac sign, the monkey sign people possess intelligence, imaginative, humorous, curious, sneaky and clever. The people falling under the monkey zodiac sign seems to be very jolly and witty to make amusable pranks. They will be active in...
    meme30 meme30
    70+, F
    2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

    I've Been A Sad Monkey...

    ....But I'm slowly getting better! :3 yay. You see, there is a monkey In ALL of us and I forgot that so I got very lonely. I thought I was alone. So I thought :D But now that I see more monkeys around me, free and happy of who they are...I'm happy too. I chilled by the monkey...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 27, 2010

    I am an earth monkey The Earth Monkey is honest,

    dependable, staid and stable. They are not the ones to rock the boat nor break the rules. This permeates in every aspect of their lives so financially they are also usually quite secure. The more academic and scholarly minded of the Monkeys, the Earth Monkey prefers to be in...
    arecee arecee
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jan 27, 2015

    I Am a Monkey

    I was a monkey, that once roamed free, to romp and swing among the trees happily playing in my own domain now i feel nothing but constant pain. I was taken away from my mother's breast that was one of the hardest tests. But to be taken and abused in such a way to give and...
    The111185 The111185
    56-60
    1 Response Jul 13, 2009
    Maszea Maszea
    36-40, F
    Nov 14, 2015

    Monkey Me

    Its not my zodiak or anything but i move think and look alot like a monkey so here i am haha my favorite thing is climbing and flipping and doing monkey style kung fu i am me
    mrrrow mrrrow
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jul 18, 2013

    joe is monkey fat *** thinks she won done?

    i cant take this either anymore
    ALLCAMEIN53 ALLCAMEIN53
    51-55, F
    Dec 23, 2015

    Electric Monkey

    I finally gained some static after many failed attempts. The first thing I did was shock my cat Nina. She looked at me and she was so mad!! I just wanted to hug and kiss her as a way to apologize to her but I ended up shocking her again so she hissed at me and ran off. Its rare...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney
    18-21, F
    Oct 1, 2008

    Yes, I Am!

    At least that's what the chinese zodiac tells me!  
    Creamsicle Creamsicle
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    Behold my apathy that will suck the energy out of you like a monkey on an orange.
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    One of my earliest memories are of going to a zoo tbh. I was in a baby-stroller and everything, even got two purple monkey sippy cup souvenirs lmao. - I was like either 3 or 4...
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    what does a monkey say to the nun? A: ohhhh icch ick ****
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