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I Am a Monkey

IM A MONKEY!! Say if you are a monkey and why! anything goes. If you feel you are any other type of animal then state which one and WHY! Share any or all animal experiences, HAPPY, sad or even angry!! 62 People

    I'm A Monkey

    I'm a metal Monkey in Chinese astrology and... I also love bananas lolMonkey Chinese Astrology The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this...
    surrealreality surrealreality 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2011

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    I Am A Fire Monkey

    The ninth sign of the Chinese zodiac is called the Monkey, it's orginal character meant "stretching" It came from... the late afternoon, before sunset when men were still working in the fields. The men would "stretch" themselves before tackling the final batch of work to be done...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F Mar 30, 2013

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    IM a Monkey!!

    When I'm not stressed, angry or sad I am a total MONKEY!! I shout, roll on the floor, run up and down the stairs, pretend I'm an earthworm and race with my sister down the hall, try to climb the hallway walls, pretend I'm stuck on the wall, pretend my head is magnetized and...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Sep 25, 2008

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    I've Been A Sad Monkey...

    ....But I'm slowly getting better! :3 yay. You see, there is a monkey In ALL of us and I forgot that so I got very lonely. I thought I was alone. So I thought :D But now that I see more monkeys around me, free and happy of who they are...I'm happy too. I chilled by the monkey...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2010

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    Electric Monkey

    I finally gained some static after many failed attempts. The first thing I did was shock my cat Nina. She looked at me and she was so mad!! I just wanted to hug and kiss her as a way to apologize to her but I ended up shocking her again so she hissed at me and ran off. Its rare...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Oct 1, 2008

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    Monkey Me

    Its not my zodiak or anything but i move think and look alot like a monkey so here i am haha my favorite thing is climbing and flipping and doing monkey style kung fu i am me
    mrrrow mrrrow 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18, 2013

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    Chinese Zodiac

    I am a monkey in the chinese zodiac. At first I was a little disapointed but after reading all the others I couldn't have been a better animal. I mean, the monkey is definitly the best to be. I just love who I am. Go Monkeys.
    Littledove Littledove 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2010

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    Monkey And Proud C;

    Occupying the 9th place in Chinese zodiac sign, the monkey sign people possess intelligence, imaginative, humorous, curious, sneaky and clever. The people falling under the monkey zodiac sign seems to be very jolly and witty to make amusable pranks. They will be active in...
    meme30 meme30 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

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    I Am a Monkey

    I was a monkey, that once roamed free, to romp and swing among the trees happily playing in my own domain now i feel nothing but constant pain. I was taken away from my mother's breast that was one of the hardest tests. But to be taken and abused in such a way to give and...
    The111185 The111185 56-60 1 Response Jul 13, 2009

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    Yes, I Am!

    At least that's what the chinese zodiac tells me!  
    Creamsicle Creamsicle 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    To ramble is to talk for the monkey as a student has to dance to put their self through collage of coarse he want find any answers in the bottom of his cup he can honestly say...
    MonkeyJ629 MonkeyJ629 18-21, M a week ago

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    To drink for monkey is to help him look for the answer to the universe he drink cause he can he drinks cause he has to just enjoy his company, his words, and his experience
    MonkeyJ629 MonkeyJ629 18-21, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Argh they're amazingg. I've been listening to them for three years and idk they're just great
    Kaylaana Kaylaana 13-15, F Jul 3

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    I'm at a loss! Is he hot? Sexy? Dateable? Opinions please!
    smugbear smugbear 22-25, F 9 Responses Jul 11

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    Arabella//Arctic Monkeys<3
    ItsJamNotJelly ItsJamNotJelly 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    There once was a cop who was surveying a car crash. There were two people that had died in the crash. When he saw a monkey come out of the wreck the cop said "Man I wish you...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 27

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    Curiosity killed the cat ,and it will probably kill man . Many of you Debate for days about supernatural creatures existing or not . The ones who do believe they do , believe they...
    LunarDream LunarDream 13-15, M 4 Responses Jun 27

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    A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jun 27

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    And when I say sensitive, I mean uber sensitive. Lol. Eeevveerrrything makes me cry. Back in the day, I'd cry when I heard the ice cream truck. I still cry when I hear music...
    Drechavo Drechavo 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 27

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    A man walked into a pet shop in Silicon Valley and said: “I’d like to buy a monkey” The salesman showed him three identical looking monkeys priced: $1,000; $2,000 and $5,000...
    BigAsset BigAsset 36-40, M 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    If it looks like a monkey talks like a monkey and smells like a monkey it's a monkey
    kinkybabyyy kinkybabyyy 18-21, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    The monkey is a clever animal. It is usually compare to a smart person. During the Spring and Autumn Period (770 BC – 476 BC), the dignified official title of marquis with the...
    Skylar2000 Skylar2000 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Experiences with African wildlifeI'm sitting on the stoep (patio) of our chalet in the game reserve. No 100 in the Phiri camp. It's situated on a hilltop, the horizon is a long...
    DarkestTrance DarkestTrance 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    People that dismiss evolution oftenly ask : if we evolved from monkeys,why are there still monkeys? It's kinda arrogant thinking that all monkeys ever wanted is to turn into humans...
    lady2089 lady2089 22-25, F 8 Responses 1 day ago

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    I don't know where to start, there's so much to my story. I grew up as an only child living with my mother and her parents. Since 2006, it's just been the two of us. I moved out of...
    ankhgirl ankhgirl 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 28

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    Q: What do you call a monkey who works in a call centre? A: A who-rang-utang! Q: What do you call a monkey who can't hear the telephone and who has a wife called Tang? A: Who...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F Jul 4

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    The scientists did some experiments on me and found my arse was off the gaydar. They decided to start using me in experiments they strapped me face down to a plank of wood stuck a...
    UltimateDemiGoddessSam UltimateDemiGoddessSam 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    hey guys I am going to send him this letter when he gets back in 28th of july …. Thanks for sparkydream <3 for helping me writing this letter .. love you gurll <333...
    InLove000 InLove000 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    36. Pushing the limits #2."Put these on. We're leaving in an hour."Isabel dropped the gear on the bed and went out."Where are we going?" I asked."We are going to train.""Daym! In...
    stillthedeadman stillthedeadman 70+ Jun 26

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    I hate it. Some days I just feel angry and almost suicidal. Other days I feel like I'm on cloud 9. And my meds, even with insurance, are so expensive!! I just wish I was normal and...
    Nikki351 Nikki351 31-35, F Jun 26

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    Despite What You May Think - I am not the type of guy who loathes everything or everyone despite what trolls may think of me. Yes, there are people who really test my patience...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M Jun 26

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    [ ] Smoked A Cigar [] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone [ ] Been Fired [] Been In A Fist Fight [X] Had A Crush On An Older Person [X...
    enchanthorizon enchanthorizon 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    Old Yellow Bricks by Arctic Monkeys. I can't get that out of my head.
    Bzrkolina Bzrkolina 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    I'm tired. Mentally and physically tired. I'm always tired. I think tired is a side effect of being sad. So yeah, I'm tired of being sad all the time. I'm sad people always judge...
    MelodyInMyHead MelodyInMyHead 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    The first computer we ever had was DOS. I remember I had to put the big black floppy disk (whatever it's called) into the computer to play games. It was just a keyboard and monitor...
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M 9 Responses Jun 28

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    I'm 21 and still sleeping with my childhood stuffed monkey I had it since I was a baby. I feel like a kid again holding it while I sleep
    Guywhopees Guywhopees 18-21, M Jun 30

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    I love them. i want a zoo beside my house lol. I once wanted to be a veterenarian or a care taker of animals in the zoo. I love taking care of them. I would love to try taking care...
    Wewerethereinthattime Wewerethereinthattime 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 30

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    1. I'm a girl 2. I play the drums 3. I do TaeKwonDo 4. I love Jesus 5. I Do acting 6. I can beat box pretty good 7. I volunteer 8. I make shirts with my face on em 9. I grow out...
    sydmthekid sydmthekid 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 30

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    Every day that I have no contact with my crush, I'm going to upload a song. :-)"Do I Wanna Know?" by Arctic MonkeysHave you got colour in your cheeks?Do you ever get that fear...
    TheTruthIfItKillsMe TheTruthIfItKillsMe 46-50, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    i listen to it everyday, every minute of my life. even when there's no music, i sing. i love the arctic monkeys so much like, so so so much. i hear the strokes, strfkr, daughter...
    dasosleefi dasosleefi 16-17, F Jul 1

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    Yep! Monty Python Billy Connolly Benny Hill Not the nine o'clock news monkey dust Simpsons Family guy Banana Splits The Goons
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Jul 1

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    Genetic Distances 1 . Similarities between different forms of life can now be measured with sophisticated genetic techniques. . Proteins. “Genetic distances” can be calculated...
    Pahu Pahu 70+, M 1 Response Jul 2

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    I honestly wouldn't give a a monkeys penis about anything you would say about me. There's only like 2-3 people on this planet that can mentally make me cry.
    Zalbaar Zalbaar 13-15, M Jul 2

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    You have no right to insult him if you don't believe him so don't sit there in the comments and try to start a debate with me because I'm sick of these debates that go on forever...
    Zalbaar Zalbaar 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 2

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    My step-brothers and I bestfriend Joe 💔 this is going to bring me to tears but first let me tell you little bit about Joseph .. Joe is really funny , he's tall ( 6'7 ) , he's...
    Dallycee Dallycee 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 4

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    Faster then a cheetah, louder then a lions roar. sneaker then a fox, quite like the wind, mysterious like the sea, like a bird in a cage ready to be set free. Loyal as a dog...
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F Jul 4

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    My brother is still living, but he is thousands of miles away from me. He is only a year and a few months older than I, but we have a wonderful relationship. Thank goodness for...
    aepteewS aepteewS 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 4

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    We are interesting monkeys to be studied ! Lol
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 4

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