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I Am a Monkey

IM A MONKEY!! Say if you are a monkey and why! anything goes. If you feel you are any other type of animal then state which one and WHY! Share any or all animal experiences, HAPPY, sad or even angry!! 73 People

    I Am A Fire Monkey

    The ninth sign of the Chinese zodiac is called the Monkey, it's orginal character meant "stretching" It came from... the late afternoon, before sunset when men were still working in the fields. The men would "stretch" themselves before tackling the final batch of work to be done...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F Mar 30, 2013

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    Yep , I am a happy monkey - I'm back

    and is able to post again , hip , hip - hip , hip horayyyyyyyyyyy lol
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 36-40, M Sep 14, 2014

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    Maszea Maszea 31-35, F Nov 14, 2015

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    IM a Monkey!!

    When I'm not stressed, angry or sad I am a total MONKEY!! I shout, roll on the floor, run up and down the stairs, pretend I'm an earthworm and race with my sister down the hall, try to climb the hallway walls, pretend I'm stuck on the wall, pretend my head is magnetized and...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Sep 25, 2008

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    I Am a Monkey

    I was a monkey, that once roamed free, to romp and swing among the trees happily playing in my own domain now i feel nothing but constant pain. I was taken away from my mother's breast that was one of the hardest tests. But to be taken and abused in such a way to give and...
    The111185 The111185 56-60 1 Response Jul 13, 2009

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    I look like a gross monkey here I was making a

    face tho lol Why do they have this experience?
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 29, 2015

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    Monkey Me

    Its not my zodiak or anything but i move think and look alot like a monkey so here i am haha my favorite thing is climbing and flipping and doing monkey style kung fu i am me
    mrrrow mrrrow 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18, 2013

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    Chinese Zodiac

    I am a monkey in the chinese zodiac. At first I was a little disapointed but after reading all the others I couldn't have been a better animal. I mean, the monkey is definitly the best to be. I just love who I am. Go Monkeys.
    Littledove Littledove 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2010

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    Yes, I Am!

    At least that's what the chinese zodiac tells me!  
    Creamsicle Creamsicle 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    joe is monkey fat *** thinks she won done?

    i cant take this either anymore
    ALLCAMEIN53 ALLCAMEIN53 51-55, F Dec 23, 2015

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    I'm A Monkey

    I'm a metal Monkey in Chinese astrology and... I also love bananas lolMonkey Chinese Astrology The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this...
    surrealreality surrealreality 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2011

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    Monkey And Proud C;

    Occupying the 9th place in Chinese zodiac sign, the monkey sign people possess intelligence, imaginative, humorous, curious, sneaky and clever. The people falling under the monkey zodiac sign seems to be very jolly and witty to make amusable pranks. They will be active in...
    meme30 meme30 70+, F 2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

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    I've Been A Sad Monkey...

    ....But I'm slowly getting better! :3 yay. You see, there is a monkey In ALL of us and I forgot that so I got very lonely. I thought I was alone. So I thought :D But now that I see more monkeys around me, free and happy of who they are...I'm happy too. I chilled by the monkey...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2010

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    Electric Monkey

    I finally gained some static after many failed attempts. The first thing I did was shock my cat Nina. She looked at me and she was so mad!! I just wanted to hug and kiss her as a way to apologize to her but I ended up shocking her again so she hissed at me and ran off. Its rare...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Oct 1, 2008

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    I am an earth monkey The Earth Monkey is honest,

    dependable, staid and stable. They are not the ones to rock the boat nor break the rules. This permeates in every aspect of their lives so financially they are also usually quite secure. The more academic and scholarly minded of the Monkeys, the Earth Monkey prefers to be in...
    arecee arecee 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 27, 2015

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    2016....the year of the monkey... Happy new year to all the Chinese epeeps....
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    They were close, The Three Amigos, My brother, my cousin and my cousin’s best friend. And then there was me..the tag along, the squirt, A pain in their rear end. The little...
    LuvinKitty LuvinKitty 51-55, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Everything is rhythmic it felt on the beat Of every emotion laid bare on the street The Lemurs all danced on the sidewalk curb Making countless profits of change undisturbed...
    Rabbittarius Rabbittarius 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    I Hate Coloured Creeps That's right you ethnic creeps, I hate you. How dare you monkeys come here whing to us, demanding from us, acting all upset because we reject you. Nothing...
    Andrew29 Andrew29 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I am an animal lover. I love all animals, including the ones that most people think are dangerous, evil or ugly such as sharks and alligators. For some reason, though, I just...
    peepmoo peepmoo 18-21 2 days ago

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    In My Ears And In My Eyes Ten I was transported. I forgot all about the sweater I wanted and the open door, now beginning to bang in the keening wind that suddenly brushed my...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 61-65, F 3 days ago

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    And this is the reason why this language is the language of my thoughts: Dearest creature in creation Studying English pronunciation, I will teach you in my verse Sounds like...
    AmethystCluster AmethystCluster 26-30, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Like the people that come and go in your life and how to deal with it and school and back stabbing people and it's just a normal part of life I guess but sometimes it's like...
    CallMePonyTail CallMePonyTail 13-15, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Has anybody experience a crippling anxiety? First, I should tell you that I am asian and live in Southeast Asia. I live in a village to boot. Not in the city. Therefore, life in...
    kiBraziki kiBraziki 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    [x]Smoked A Cigarette [x] Smoked A Cigar [x] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [x] Are / Been In Love [x] Dumped someone [] Been Fired [x] Been In A Fist Fight [x] Had A Crush On An...
    xxladyjadedxx xxladyjadedxx 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Furry little humans? Carl Wieland Over the past half-century or so, dozens of dedicated Darwinists have devoted decades of their lives to studying the behaviour of apes and...
    churinga churinga 70+, M 5 days ago

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    When I baby sit this little monkey, this is where she wants to come, LOL:)
    JennyTom JennyTom 41-45, F 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    I did when I was younger. I didn't understand at the time that boys and girls were different. So I always assumed we had different bathrooms because of our undergarments. I didn't...
    KandiGhostcat KandiGhostcat 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I would like to life simple, I feel like a prisoner living in a cage of rules and monkeybussines. I can't stand college, it's all an image, showing how rich you are, how much money...
    Spacekeez Spacekeez 18-21, F a week ago

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    When do I speak my truth? Or haven't I all these years? I'm going to be 42 years old. I have not spoken to my mother in 5 months and my father - about 4 (I went from low contact...
    thegirlwithnomom thegirlwithnomom 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 31

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    1. Prey ~ The Neighbourhood 2. Stop The World, I Wanna get Off With You ~ Arctic Monkeys 3. Can you feel my heart ~ BMTH 4. Sweater Weather ~ The NBHD 5. Wiped Out ~ The NBHD 6...
    Th3Ch3shir3Kat Th3Ch3shir3Kat 16-17, M Jan 30

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    Do I Wanna Know?- Arctic Monkeys
    sleepingwiththesuicidal sleepingwiththesuicidal 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 30

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    the future is always a mystery but excited none the less. I will soon be celebrating the year of the Monkey - love the new year celebrations! especially the food.
    blonde10 blonde10 36-40, F Jan 30

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    Monkey Man - Amy Winehouse.
    Soulsugar Soulsugar 46-50, F Jan 29

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    [] Smoked A Cigarette [] Smoked A Cigar [] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [x] Are / Been In Love [x] Dumped someone [] Been Fired [] Been In A Fist Fight [] Had A Crush On An...
    Whobody Whobody 18-21, M Jan 29

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    I wouldn't be surprised if rap was invented by a dirty monkey in the forest that pounded a rock on the ground.
    Calamityy Calamityy 22-25, M 3 Responses Jan 29

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    alligator eating monkey eating fish eating bird
    xkmb xkmb 56-60 2 Responses Jan 28

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    I think one of the greatest things about a noisy neighbor is having a free massaging bed. This morning I was woken up by a slight tapping and a little moaning. They are really...
    mcarden1993 mcarden1993 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    It's wonderful. Really. It still amazes me how well we fit together, how close our bond already is. Never known such love, affection, loyalty, honesty, trust, respect and...
    OwnedByDaddy OwnedByDaddy 41-45, F Jan 27

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    On 2nd Jan 2016 perhaps, I was driving slowly in the road in front of University campus. I have the habit of regularly glancing backwards in order to catch stalkers. I once in...
    aproudwoman aproudwoman 46-50, F Jan 25

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    In some ways, pride can be almost like a drug. It feels so "right" when it's flowing through you, but then afterward you look around and, if you're honest with yourself, you...
    SilverSearching SilverSearching 31-35, M 4 Responses Jan 22

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    We have another caller on the line, it's Bill in Podunk. Bill, is it snowing at your house? Yeah, Bob, it's snowing at my house, I can barely see the outhouse from my back porch...
    samedeepwater samedeepwater 51-55, M 3 Responses Jan 22