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I Am a Monkey

IM A MONKEY!! Say if you are a monkey and why! anything goes. If you feel you are any other type of animal then state which one and WHY! Share any or all animal experiences, HAPPY, sad or even angry!! 63 People

    I've Been A Sad Monkey...

    ....But I'm slowly getting better! :3 yay. You see, there is a monkey In ALL of us and I forgot that so I got very lonely. I thought I was alone. So I thought :D But now that I see more monkeys around me, free and happy of who they are...I'm happy too. I chilled by the monkey...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2010

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    Chinese Zodiac

    I am a monkey in the chinese zodiac. At first I was a little disapointed but after reading all the others I couldn't have been a better animal. I mean, the monkey is definitly the best to be. I just love who I am. Go Monkeys.
    Littledove Littledove 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2010

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    IM a Monkey!!

    When I'm not stressed, angry or sad I am a total MONKEY!! I shout, roll on the floor, run up and down the stairs, pretend I'm an earthworm and race with my sister down the hall, try to climb the hallway walls, pretend I'm stuck on the wall, pretend my head is magnetized and...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Sep 25, 2008

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    Yes, I Am!

    At least that's what the chinese zodiac tells me!  
    Creamsicle Creamsicle 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    I am an earth monkey The Earth Monkey is honest,

    dependable, staid and stable. They are not the ones to rock the boat nor break the rules. This permeates in every aspect of their lives so financially they are also usually quite secure. The more academic and scholarly minded of the Monkeys, the Earth Monkey prefers to be in...
    arecee arecee 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    Monkey Me

    Its not my zodiak or anything but i move think and look alot like a monkey so here i am haha my favorite thing is climbing and flipping and doing monkey style kung fu i am me
    mrrrow mrrrow 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18, 2013

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    Electric Monkey

    I finally gained some static after many failed attempts. The first thing I did was shock my cat Nina. She looked at me and she was so mad!! I just wanted to hug and kiss her as a way to apologize to her but I ended up shocking her again so she hissed at me and ran off. Its rare...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Oct 1, 2008

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    I'm A Monkey

    I'm a metal Monkey in Chinese astrology and... I also love bananas lolMonkey Chinese Astrology The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this...
    surrealreality surrealreality 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2011

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    Yep , I am a happy monkey - I'm back

    and is able to post again , hip , hip - hip , hip horayyyyyyyyyyy lol
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M Sep 14, 2014

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    Monkey And Proud C;

    Occupying the 9th place in Chinese zodiac sign, the monkey sign people possess intelligence, imaginative, humorous, curious, sneaky and clever. The people falling under the monkey zodiac sign seems to be very jolly and witty to make amusable pranks. They will be active in...
    meme30 meme30 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

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    I Am A Fire Monkey

    The ninth sign of the Chinese zodiac is called the Monkey, it's orginal character meant "stretching" It came from... the late afternoon, before sunset when men were still working in the fields. The men would "stretch" themselves before tackling the final batch of work to be done...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F Mar 30, 2013

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    I Am a Monkey

    I was a monkey, that once roamed free, to romp and swing among the trees happily playing in my own domain now i feel nothing but constant pain. I was taken away from my mother's breast that was one of the hardest tests. But to be taken and abused in such a way to give and...
    The111185 The111185 56-60 1 Response Jul 13, 2009

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    vote for him to become the next president hahai saw 3 monkeys 3 stories1 : so when i first saw monkey actually a fightvs a man the guy was slapping the monkey andmonkey was too...
    Dreamyz Dreamyz 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    Hi guys whats your favorite Arctic Monkeys song?
    uglyandskinny uglyandskinny 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 5

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    Yes I do. Love getting dirty while working on a car.
    notamonk notamonk 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 10

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    Typical creationist argument: If evolution is true, why are there still monkeys? Atheist: Because we didn't evolve from monkeys. Our DNA shows that monkeys and humans evolved from...
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T 3 Responses Feb 15

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    Ok. Got a weird story, don't know that it's funny but it was for me anyway. This was quite some time ago about 2 years ago. My sister was coming home from L.A back to the BayArea...
    Isayis23 Isayis23 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Well, it's funny for me at least. Basically, some people believe that "anything that can happen will happen eventually". It's a popular idea among theoretical physicists, and they...
    GiantKaiju GiantKaiju 22-25, M 8 hrs ago

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    Steve Rogers: Does Loki need any particular kind of power source? Bruce Banner: He'd have to heat the cube to a hundred and twenty million Kelvin just to break through the...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M Feb 4

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    A 35 minute discussion about control; why it’s important to let go and how, by doing it, we tap into our higher intelligence. Who wants to take control? Our ego, or the monkey as...
    mstenvinkel mstenvinkel 26-30, F Feb 17

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    Watch "Monkeyville Breakfast - Put You in a Song by Keith Urban" on YouTube Monkeyville Breakfast - Put You in a Song by Keith Urban: http://youtu.be/MofdvP-K4Yk it is tonight...
    nocool nocool 41-45, M a week ago

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    MONKEYS I was born timid. I was the last one, you see, in a very large family, to come down from the trees. the others walked around on the ground, without uttering a sound, but I...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 4 days ago

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    I was in Kindergarten, a girl named Emerald. She was my first kiss and my first valentine. We kissed underneath the monkey bars, that's where all the kids were doing it it. Lol...
    Mardiez Mardiez 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 2

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    (X) smoked a cigarette ( ) smoked a cigar (X) kissed a member of the same sex (X) are/been in love (X) dumped someone ( ) been fired (X) been in a fist/cat fight ( ) had a crush on...
    ScarM3 ScarM3 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 2

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    Anoraks  - Butterflies  -  Coats  - Doggies - ElephantsFish - Gloves - Hankies - Ink - JewelsKitties - Langerie - Monkeys - Notes  - Opals - PencilsQueens...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 3

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    http://youtu.be/wLKWwSHpUr4 excellent bit of drumming by the Arctic Monkeys
    1986shanet 1986shanet 26-30, M Feb 3

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    Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 4

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    I am 50 years old and I still hate my family. They are a bunch of controlling bossy jerks and I can't stand even talking on the phone with them. They constantly text me and it...
    Sharona6319 Sharona6319 51-55, F 1 Response Feb 5

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    A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M 2 Responses Feb 6

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    I'm tired tonight and I just need to talk for a bit. So this is like a letter to someone who cares and frankly I don't really sense that right now so Ep gives me a place to vent...
    jthitt jthitt 56-60, M 1 Response Feb 6

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    2nd time was during my 1st honeymoon in Malaysia... we visited an island called Langkawi and from there hopped to one of the deserted island that can be rented by the hour... we...
    tiffaz1984 tiffaz1984 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 8

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    I had a very long art block, when suddenly realised i was just trying too hard to make a complex masterpiece. After that i just doodled a few creepy monkeys on a page, me and my gf...
    GreenRiot GreenRiot 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 8

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    Indication of new phase 331). 23rd January, 1979. Tuesday, Place: Ghatshila . Early morning dream: The news came to me that Jibankrishna had come. It was morning...
    Dipakda Dipakda 70+, M Feb 8

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    1. colorblind 2. love to cook 3. play guitar 4. never flown on a plane 5. love coffee 6. love to play basketball 7. hate the sound of someone creasing a paper 8. night owl 9. love...
    netherlandjk netherlandjk 26-30, M Feb 9

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    i could not live without intimacy, passion, or love. Life is too short to be without the bare essentials. Drunken monkey s*x is a plus..
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 54 Responses Feb 9

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    As with all of its games, Media Molecule's a lot of contempo adventitious allows you to customise your actualization in whichever way you choose. It's fitting, then, that those...
    fifacoinsarc fifacoinsarc 26-30, F Feb 9

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    I have a new idea for you if you suffer from low self esteem. This should work for most of you: Are you a child abuser? Do you regularly punt puppies? Do you eat monkey brains...
    HumanNuggets HumanNuggets 22-25 4 Responses Feb 10

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    He just showed up at my house to bring me my valentines gift in advance: a red jacket, scarf, purse and wallet he wants me to wear for our date Friday night. He said he was really...
    Chicadelcaribe Chicadelcaribe 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 10

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    I don’t know what I am doing with my life anymore. Where to start with what sucks most, I am not sure. Right now I can not pinpoint the root cause of my unhappiness but it seems...
    unknown0605 unknown0605 22-25, F Feb 10

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    Travel Tips by Balmoral International Group When you have already booked your travel destination around Luxembourg and you are just a fitness head about your physical exercise...
    balmoralintgroup balmoralintgroup 26-30, F Feb 11

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    3 tops! One is named 창조 (Changjo), the other is 키범 (Kibum), and the largest one I have, which is a monkey, is named Alexander (알렉산더) :3
    NightStalker67 NightStalker67 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 11

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    "Do I Wanna Know?" by Arctic Monkeys had been stuck in my head for weeks now. I love and hate it at the same time. It makes me feel giddy and weird because this song reminds of...
    grrrey grrrey 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    Is life just one big ruse? Time just passing by with the blues, Filled with ups and downs and bad news, What is before us, do we really get to choose? Through all the pain and...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 13

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    The MSX was a spouse and children of pcs created by ASCII and Microsoft that was supposed to determine an individual regular in PCs. It did not definitely just take off globally...
    Ethan3088hnz9 Ethan3088hnz9 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    The MSX was a family members of computers produced by ASCII and Microsoft which was supposed to ascertain one regular in PCs. It didn't definitely acquire off globally, but it was...
    Ethan3088hnz9 Ethan3088hnz9 31-35, M 3 Responses Feb 14

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    "Which cuddly toy do you want to bring to the nursery tomorrow to show it to your teachers and the other children, my sweetie?"I asked my 4 year old son just before I put him to...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 7 Responses Feb 14

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    So I was in a emotional mood today and decided to write a freestyle dedicated to the hard workers. Here's the beat I wrote it to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inkHiSNeIko. Make...
    skidzchannel13 skidzchannel13 13-15, M 3 Responses Feb 14