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I Am a Monkey

IM A MONKEY!! Say if you are a monkey and why! anything goes. If you feel you are any other type of animal then state which one and WHY! Share any or all animal experiences, HAPPY, sad or even angry!! 65 People

    Monkey Me

    Its not my zodiak or anything but i move think and look alot like a monkey so here i am haha my favorite thing is climbing and flipping and doing monkey style kung fu i am me
    mrrrow mrrrow 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18, 2013

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    IM a Monkey!!

    When I'm not stressed, angry or sad I am a total MONKEY!! I shout, roll on the floor, run up and down the stairs, pretend I'm an earthworm and race with my sister down the hall, try to climb the hallway walls, pretend I'm stuck on the wall, pretend my head is magnetized and...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Sep 25, 2008

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    Monkey And Proud C;

    Occupying the 9th place in Chinese zodiac sign, the monkey sign people possess intelligence, imaginative, humorous, curious, sneaky and clever. The people falling under the monkey zodiac sign seems to be very jolly and witty to make amusable pranks. They will be active in...
    meme30 meme30 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

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    Electric Monkey

    I finally gained some static after many failed attempts. The first thing I did was shock my cat Nina. She looked at me and she was so mad!! I just wanted to hug and kiss her as a way to apologize to her but I ended up shocking her again so she hissed at me and ran off. Its rare...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Oct 1, 2008

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    I'm A Monkey

    I'm a metal Monkey in Chinese astrology and... I also love bananas lolMonkey Chinese Astrology The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this...
    surrealreality surrealreality 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2011

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    I Am a Monkey

    I was a monkey, that once roamed free, to romp and swing among the trees happily playing in my own domain now i feel nothing but constant pain. I was taken away from my mother's breast that was one of the hardest tests. But to be taken and abused in such a way to give and...
    The111185 The111185 56-60 1 Response Jul 13, 2009

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    I look like a gross monkey here I was making a

    face tho lol Why do they have this experience?
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    I've Been A Sad Monkey...

    ....But I'm slowly getting better! :3 yay. You see, there is a monkey In ALL of us and I forgot that so I got very lonely. I thought I was alone. So I thought :D But now that I see more monkeys around me, free and happy of who they are...I'm happy too. I chilled by the monkey...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2010

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    I Am A Fire Monkey

    The ninth sign of the Chinese zodiac is called the Monkey, it's orginal character meant "stretching" It came from... the late afternoon, before sunset when men were still working in the fields. The men would "stretch" themselves before tackling the final batch of work to be done...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F Mar 30, 2013

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    Yep , I am a happy monkey - I'm back

    and is able to post again , hip , hip - hip , hip horayyyyyyyyyyy lol
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M Sep 14, 2014

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    I am an earth monkey The Earth Monkey is honest,

    dependable, staid and stable. They are not the ones to rock the boat nor break the rules. This permeates in every aspect of their lives so financially they are also usually quite secure. The more academic and scholarly minded of the Monkeys, the Earth Monkey prefers to be in...
    arecee arecee 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    Yes, I Am!

    At least that's what the chinese zodiac tells me!  
    Creamsicle Creamsicle 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    Chinese Zodiac

    I am a monkey in the chinese zodiac. At first I was a little disapointed but after reading all the others I couldn't have been a better animal. I mean, the monkey is definitly the best to be. I just love who I am. Go Monkeys.
    Littledove Littledove 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2010

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    I really love animals and since I was very young, I always said to my mom that I wanted a monkey, I was obsessed with monkeys, gorillas, and everything about Jane Goodall, i really...
    mrsOrochester mrsOrochester 31-35, F 4 Responses May 14

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    I create. I advocate for the environment. I think Sea World should free all orca whales. Listening to crickets is pure bliss. Love the smell of ink. I battle monkey mind. I play...
    pelaine pelaine 41-45, F 1 Response a week ago

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    "They left before the lights came on Because they didn't want to ruin what it was that was brewing before they absolutely had to And how can u wake up with someone you don't love...
    redguitardude redguitardude 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 23

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    today I just did on my blog energymustmove.wordpress.com i put my experiences into a story of a little monkey
    energymustmove energymustmove 18-21, F Apr 24

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    But sometimes I want to say to God about my life "not my circus, not my monkeys, You created this, you fix it!"
    Saddiie Saddiie 46-50, F 5 Responses Apr 24

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    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 25

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    rainbowbae rainbowbae 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 25

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    Totally. Monkeys Yup....
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    aWesterosi aWesterosi 16-17, M 5 Responses Apr 29

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    Years ago when I lived in Egypt I experienced some paranormal experience such as When I was 11 years old I stayed late one night in a room that it was reputable of demonic...
    Soullesss Soullesss 31-35, F 1 Response May 1

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    Years ago when I lived in Egypt I experienced some paranormal experience such as When I was 11 years old I stayed late one night in a room that it was reputable of demonic...
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    Years ago when I lived in Egypt I experienced some paranormal experience such as When I was 11 years old I stayed late one night in a room that it was reputable of demonic...
    Powerlesss Powerlesss 31-35, F 1 Response May 1

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    NEMESIS (written by Martin Stricker, Ron Marks, Kurt WipFli, Gabriel Fischer Thomas) In the jungle of the senses Tinker Bell and Jack The Ripper Love has no meaning not where they...
    YoloJones YoloJones 18-21, F 1 Response May 1

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    We met these sisters Barlow's their last name Ordinary girls they don't live in the fast lane They don't rate with the guys that score Cause they don't flaunt what the boys want...
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F May 2

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    When people make posts, bragging about how drunk they are, or trying to make a point about how hard they party, the only thing I can think of is, "Look at how much fun I am!!" Or...
    IntenseCookie IntenseCookie 16-17, F 3 Responses May 3

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    I still sleep with my stuffed monkey
    GEMWASHERE GEMWASHERE 13-15, F 2 Responses May 3

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    I see demons , lots of them. They look like regular people from all walks of life. They work or attack in groups or they elect antagonists from among themselves to harass and delay...
    Afflicted01 Afflicted01 46-50, M 1 Response May 5

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    Read a post. Now old fears are back. Resident evil. Twelve monkeys. I am legend. Night of the living dead. All movies that are possibly alerts.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M May 6

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    I have been forced to wear a grade 4 little schoolgirl uniform in public places like to the park where I am forced to play on the monkey bars hang upside down and let everyone see...
    subsissy1989 subsissy1989 26-30, M 2 Responses May 8

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    Not sure how I missed THIS one. I always find it bizarre when transgendered or other LGBT people are racists, since they're targets of bigotry, too... "Are you going to Watch the...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 2 Responses May 8

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    As I was thinking during work today the thought passed before me , Being single is great ...It's my Circus & my monkeys ...
    joophomme joophomme 46-50, M 2 Responses May 8