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I Am a Monkey

IM A MONKEY!! Say if you are a monkey and why! anything goes. If you feel you are any other type of animal then state which one and WHY! Share any or all animal experiences, HAPPY, sad or even angry!! 67 People

    Electric Monkey

    I finally gained some static after many failed attempts. The first thing I did was shock my cat Nina. She looked at me and she was so mad!! I just wanted to hug and kiss her as a way to apologize to her but I ended up shocking her again so she hissed at me and ran off. Its rare...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Oct 1, 2008

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    Monkey Me

    Its not my zodiak or anything but i move think and look alot like a monkey so here i am haha my favorite thing is climbing and flipping and doing monkey style kung fu i am me
    mrrrow mrrrow 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18, 2013

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    I Am a Monkey

    I was a monkey, that once roamed free, to romp and swing among the trees happily playing in my own domain now i feel nothing but constant pain. I was taken away from my mother's breast that was one of the hardest tests. But to be taken and abused in such a way to give and...
    The111185 The111185 56-60 1 Response Jul 13, 2009

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    Chinese Zodiac

    I am a monkey in the chinese zodiac. At first I was a little disapointed but after reading all the others I couldn't have been a better animal. I mean, the monkey is definitly the best to be. I just love who I am. Go Monkeys.
    Littledove Littledove 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2010

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    IM a Monkey!!

    When I'm not stressed, angry or sad I am a total MONKEY!! I shout, roll on the floor, run up and down the stairs, pretend I'm an earthworm and race with my sister down the hall, try to climb the hallway walls, pretend I'm stuck on the wall, pretend my head is magnetized and...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Sep 25, 2008

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    I Am A Fire Monkey

    The ninth sign of the Chinese zodiac is called the Monkey, it's orginal character meant "stretching" It came from... the late afternoon, before sunset when men were still working in the fields. The men would "stretch" themselves before tackling the final batch of work to be done...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F Mar 30, 2013

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    Yes, I Am!

    At least that's what the chinese zodiac tells me!  
    Creamsicle Creamsicle 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    I'm A Monkey

    I'm a metal Monkey in Chinese astrology and... I also love bananas lolMonkey Chinese Astrology The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this...
    surrealreality surrealreality 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2011

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    I've Been A Sad Monkey...

    ....But I'm slowly getting better! :3 yay. You see, there is a monkey In ALL of us and I forgot that so I got very lonely. I thought I was alone. So I thought :D But now that I see more monkeys around me, free and happy of who they are...I'm happy too. I chilled by the monkey...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2010

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    I look like a gross monkey here I was making a

    face tho lol Why do they have this experience?
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    Yep , I am a happy monkey - I'm back

    and is able to post again , hip , hip - hip , hip horayyyyyyyyyyy lol
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 36-40, M Sep 14, 2014

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    I am an earth monkey The Earth Monkey is honest,

    dependable, staid and stable. They are not the ones to rock the boat nor break the rules. This permeates in every aspect of their lives so financially they are also usually quite secure. The more academic and scholarly minded of the Monkeys, the Earth Monkey prefers to be in...
    arecee arecee 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    Monkey And Proud C;

    Occupying the 9th place in Chinese zodiac sign, the monkey sign people possess intelligence, imaginative, humorous, curious, sneaky and clever. The people falling under the monkey zodiac sign seems to be very jolly and witty to make amusable pranks. They will be active in...
    meme30 meme30 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

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    MrsRusty MrsRusty 31-35, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    On healing and well-being: Unhealed wounds affect us all the time, even if we're not aware, and can cause us to be constantly alert, so that our brain and the 'Monkey Possy' of...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 2 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    Someone sent me the pic above. I remember going to my city's zoo and see the simios in a cage. Don't think they were big cages, no...on the contrary. I can remember that when...
    mmorgam mmorgam 41-45, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    Too Much To Ask (Arctic Monkeys), Burning Desire (Lana Del Rey), and Honeymoon (Lana Del Rey).
    superkitty17 superkitty17 31-35, F 3 days ago

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    My nerdy ex once challenged me to a game of chess. Before we started playing, she asked me, "Which among the chess pieces do you think is the weakest?" "The Pawn, I answered...
    dustyoldclock dustyoldclock 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    I am more like Seldom Seen or Hayduke. Someone with money has to be Doc. Our Bonnie Abbzug must be beautiful. Who's up to the challenge?
    tipidweller tipidweller 36-40, M 5 days ago

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    Yes! Let me see, ... darling monkey, frogprincess, silly goose, beautiful, sweetness, sweetheart, bubba, sisterheart, loveliness, darling, precious, angel, ... - to be spoken...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    The Babysitter Murders Chapter Nine The second babysitter of my young life was what people today term as a "polar opposite" from Brenda. She was Daddy's choice. Her name was...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 5 days ago

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    I am not bound by the constraints of this "monkey see monkey do" society...
    ladysapio ladysapio 22-25, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I am a 27 year old woman. I am intelligent, caring, outgoing , I think I am quite funny. However, I think that people don't give a **** about a person's qualities. Looks are so...
    anonia anonia 22-25, F 13 Responses 6 days ago

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    K.i.k me Dj.monkey lady's over 18s
    Cheekymonkey74 Cheekymonkey74 36-40, M 1 Response a week ago

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    So this happened about 2 weeks ago right now I'm in the summer so I was with my best friend Nicole and my other friend Victor and we were hanging out at my house that day we were...
    Lozanojoanna1510 Lozanojoanna1510 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 21

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    My husband just told me that the good thing about eating sunflower seed with his shirt off is that the chest hair catches the falling ones and he feels like a monkey picking them...
    tadmore254 tadmore254 51-55, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    Just Good vibes today holy monkey I'm so happy. On a side note I have the same Birthday as Ray William Johnson. Whattttt equals 3. <3 I wish he would go back to equals 3 and do...
    KiraRawr KiraRawr 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Patrick Rushing, Airway Heights Mayor, Calls President Obama 'Monkey Man' But Says He's Not Racist(The fact that THIS man thinks he has room to criticize ANYONE'S looks is pretty...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 14 Responses Jul 17

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    "a monkey throwing a banana at the moon"
    MoonshineBrown MoonshineBrown 51-55 Jul 17

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    Been listening to Edward Sharpe's Man on Fire for 3 days straight. Previous songs on repeat have been Arctic Monkeys Do I Want to Know and The Kongo's I'm Only Joking.
    Longpatrol90 Longpatrol90 22-25, M Jul 16

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    Any lady's want to chat Dj.monkey
    Cheekymonkey74 Cheekymonkey74 36-40, M Jul 16

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    So I have been thinking about this recently and I think science is just another religion. It made be laugh when I had that thought, because I know a few people who would lose their...
    CuriousGuy833 CuriousGuy833 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 15

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    THE MONKEYNo task is too great for the clever MonkeysThey master most anything. They have extremely charming manners that draw others.Monkeys solve difficult problems with ease...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 15

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    Arctic monkeys- why'd you only call me when you're high Arctic monkeys- do I wanna know Panic! At the disco- I write sins not tragedies Melanie Martinez- dollhouse Etc..
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 14

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    My bedroom is my own creation..and I call it "Garden of Eden"..before entering you will here Amazon sound effects "rain hitting of a canopy" "monkeys and birds calling..waterfalls...
    all2livefor all2livefor 22-25, T 1 Response Jul 14

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    Any good songs by the Arctic Monkeys?
    lizaboo lizaboo 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 14

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    chiiii-chiiii-chiiii-chiiii-kaaa-kaaa-kaaa-kaaa-aaai-aaai-aaai-aaai-eeeh-eeeh-eeeh-eeeh-huuu-huuu-huuu-huuu-huuu-ki-ki-ki-ki-chik-chik-chik-chik-aai-aai-aai-aai-huup-huup-huup-huup...
    Adamsofeve Adamsofeve 26-30, M 4 Responses Jul 14

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    I'd like to meet some new people between the ages of 14-18 who have some similar interests in music and TV. Music: Bring Me The Horizon, My Chemical Romance, 21 Pilots, Asking...
    JoshNathan JoshNathan 16-17, M Jul 14

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    A little more Atheist fun for those who enjoy it: Theism vs Atheism Double Standards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpz8PMcRJSY&list=WL&index=20 About video: "This video...
    HeyThereHeather HeyThereHeather 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 13

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    On Lying, A Mouth Full of Roaches, and Cirque du Soleil When you lie. I pull up my tiny chair, and sit anxiously to watch the show. You stand in front of me, as I stare, amazed...
    diegodlavega diegodlavega 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 13

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    Sleeping in general makes me wary. Then ****** dreams soon chase, like the fox and the monkey around whatever bush is in that nursery rhyme.
    Kkgunny Kkgunny 16-17, F Jul 13

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    Scar tissue- red hit chilli peppers Comfortably numb- pink Floyd Vampire weekend- step Luke Bryan- kiss tommowrow goodbye The weekend- the hills Tracy Chapman- fast car Eagles...
    shiyinglu shiyinglu 13-15, F Jul 12

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    I was bullied because I was wearing glasses people would push me said that I look like a monkey
    jamestyger1 jamestyger1 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 12