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I Am a Monkey

IM A MONKEY!! Say if you are a monkey and why! anything goes. If you feel you are any other type of animal then state which one and WHY! Share any or all animal experiences, HAPPY, sad or even angry!! 68 People

    I Am A Fire Monkey

    The ninth sign of the Chinese zodiac is called the Monkey, it's orginal character meant "stretching" It came from... the late afternoon, before sunset when men were still working in the fields. The men would "stretch" themselves before tackling the final batch of work to be done...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F Mar 30, 2013

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    Monkey And Proud C;

    Occupying the 9th place in Chinese zodiac sign, the monkey sign people possess intelligence, imaginative, humorous, curious, sneaky and clever. The people falling under the monkey zodiac sign seems to be very jolly and witty to make amusable pranks. They will be active in...
    meme30 meme30 70+, F 2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

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    I Am a Monkey

    I was a monkey, that once roamed free, to romp and swing among the trees happily playing in my own domain now i feel nothing but constant pain. I was taken away from my mother's breast that was one of the hardest tests. But to be taken and abused in such a way to give and...
    The111185 The111185 56-60 1 Response Jul 13, 2009

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    I am an earth monkey The Earth Monkey is honest,

    dependable, staid and stable. They are not the ones to rock the boat nor break the rules. This permeates in every aspect of their lives so financially they are also usually quite secure. The more academic and scholarly minded of the Monkeys, the Earth Monkey prefers to be in...
    arecee arecee 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    Monkey Me

    Its not my zodiak or anything but i move think and look alot like a monkey so here i am haha my favorite thing is climbing and flipping and doing monkey style kung fu i am me
    mrrrow mrrrow 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18, 2013

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    Yes, I Am!

    At least that's what the chinese zodiac tells me!  
    Creamsicle Creamsicle 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    I've Been A Sad Monkey...

    ....But I'm slowly getting better! :3 yay. You see, there is a monkey In ALL of us and I forgot that so I got very lonely. I thought I was alone. So I thought :D But now that I see more monkeys around me, free and happy of who they are...I'm happy too. I chilled by the monkey...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2010

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    Electric Monkey

    I finally gained some static after many failed attempts. The first thing I did was shock my cat Nina. She looked at me and she was so mad!! I just wanted to hug and kiss her as a way to apologize to her but I ended up shocking her again so she hissed at me and ran off. Its rare...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Oct 1, 2008

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    Chinese Zodiac

    I am a monkey in the chinese zodiac. At first I was a little disapointed but after reading all the others I couldn't have been a better animal. I mean, the monkey is definitly the best to be. I just love who I am. Go Monkeys.
    Littledove Littledove 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2010

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    IM a Monkey!!

    When I'm not stressed, angry or sad I am a total MONKEY!! I shout, roll on the floor, run up and down the stairs, pretend I'm an earthworm and race with my sister down the hall, try to climb the hallway walls, pretend I'm stuck on the wall, pretend my head is magnetized and...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Sep 25, 2008

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    Yep , I am a happy monkey - I'm back

    and is able to post again , hip , hip - hip , hip horayyyyyyyyyyy lol
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 36-40, M Sep 14, 2014

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    I look like a gross monkey here I was making a

    face tho lol Why do they have this experience?
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    I'm A Monkey

    I'm a metal Monkey in Chinese astrology and... I also love bananas lolMonkey Chinese Astrology The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this...
    surrealreality surrealreality 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2011

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    Absolutely love them. i feel sorry for people who dont listen to them
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    I have been pretty unlucky when it comes to people seeing my undies, and here's one of the worst stories. One time when I was in 10th grade (16 years old) I was hanging out at...
    jaymeexx jaymeexx 22-25, F 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    These aren't your cute, small organ grinding monkeys, no... these are vicious, hateful, mean spirited monkeys. Some day, I'm gonna let 'em loose. They'd be running this town...
    LenapeYengwe LenapeYengwe 31-35 1 day ago

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    we Arabs have strange proverbs, " If you took a monkey because he or she is rich, the money will go and the monkey stays" um we have a lot of non-senses and I think because such a...
    thesweetpast thesweetpast 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    When I was going through a phase of deep despair and confusion - not too long ago - Life was giving me the opportunity right there and then to free myself from the grips of fearful...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    This is an Australian man on a Sydney bus sitting next to an attractive woman: 1. Opens up his news paper and reads the sports results at the back of it. 2. Does not look at the...
    tonino60 tonino60 51-55, M 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I just loveMonkey Magic!!!!I'm watching it right now! 
    butterflybitch butterflybitch 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 21

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    I always wanted to be a vet but it's to many years to do in school. I always wanted to work in a zoo or in something similar and be able to take some baby animals home. I always...
    CurlyHeadSue CurlyHeadSue 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 20

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    1.Who is your hero? Cancer patients who refuse to give up. 2.If you could live anywhere, where would it be? Somewhere on the Northeastern Seaboard (Maine, Cape Cod, etc.) 3.What...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    Sometimes I wish I would stop reading on line newspapers. Just now read an article ( along with its very eloquently disturbing photos) of a monkey in china being treated cruelly by...
    LorenzoITALIA LorenzoITALIA 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    No, of course I’m not all totally sorted. Healing is a journey and it occurs one part, one step, one moment, one layer at a time. I have received much clarity over a period of...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    [ ] Smoked A Cigarette [ ] Smoked A Cigar [x] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [x] Are / Been In Love [x] Dumped someone [ ] Been Fired [x] Been In A Fist Fight [x] Had A Crush On...
    AAJames AAJames 26-30, M Aug 18

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    Monkeys and Giraffes. I get attacked by one of these in various scenarios almost daily. Bastards.
    HmmLife HmmLife 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    sometimes being my size is a good thing everybody wants to grow up and be tall but sometimes being fun size has fun opportunities like today when I was out with my friends we went...
    me0883 me0883 22-25, M Aug 16

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    my friends and I went to the park today I'm in a wheelchair although that is my friend like for me to participate in everything they do the park had a jungle gym in swing set my...
    me0883 me0883 22-25, M Aug 16

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    Hi I am new to EP, I decided to start a group named 1970's, since I had alot of experiences in that era. It seems like most of the cool things I did were then in my teen years. No...
    expiali expiali 56-60, M Aug 15

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    The theory of evolution says that man was a monkey and had been evolved. I want to know whether Adam, who was the first creation, had he been created like a monkey, or a human...
    lamlom lamlom 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 15

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    Don't think of yourself as an ugly person Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey :)
    AReadingWriter AReadingWriter 13-15, F Aug 15

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    His name is Matthew but I call him Matty. He's almost 7 years younger than me and I adore him to pieces. He is one of my best friends in the whole wide world. If the hunger games...
    emmarvelous emmarvelous 16-17, F Aug 15

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    everything is a big lie, love, happiness, a smile from a strange girl or even a compliment from a family member. but December and specifically on the third of December I lost my...
    thesweetpast thesweetpast 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 14

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    But I love gorillas more 😍😍😘
    evewalter evewalter 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 14

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    MONKEY ????????????????????????????
    freckledcutie freckledcutie 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    By the amazing effect of pregnancy on people and what comes out of their mouths..In fact I've been keeping a tally of the worst things you could probably say just in case it has...
    GalateaSpheres GalateaSpheres 36-40, F 9 Responses Aug 13

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    Dj.monkey k.i.k me to chat
    Cheekymonkey74 Cheekymonkey74 36-40, M Aug 12

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    Don't disturb me I am watching Monkey Magic!
    butterflybitch butterflybitch 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 12

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    Let me be your vacuum cleaner Breathing in your dust Let me be your Ford Cortina And I will never rust If you like you're coffee hot I'll be your coffee pot You call the shots babe...
    urnesha urnesha 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 12

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    I am on such a Dragon Ball kick lately. I haven't watched the series in about a year, but I think it might be high time for me to go rewatch, starting from monkey boy getting hit...
    RedHeadedNinja RedHeadedNinja 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 11

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