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I Am a Monkey

IM A MONKEY!! Say if you are a monkey and why! anything goes. If you feel you are any other type of animal then state which one and WHY! Share any or all animal experiences, HAPPY, sad or even angry!! 63 People

    I'm A Monkey

    I'm a metal Monkey in Chinese astrology and... I also love bananas lolMonkey Chinese Astrology The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this...
    surrealreality surrealreality 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2011

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    IM a Monkey!!

    When I'm not stressed, angry or sad I am a total MONKEY!! I shout, roll on the floor, run up and down the stairs, pretend I'm an earthworm and race with my sister down the hall, try to climb the hallway walls, pretend I'm stuck on the wall, pretend my head is magnetized and...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Sep 25, 2008

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    I've Been A Sad Monkey...

    ....But I'm slowly getting better! :3 yay. You see, there is a monkey In ALL of us and I forgot that so I got very lonely. I thought I was alone. So I thought :D But now that I see more monkeys around me, free and happy of who they are...I'm happy too. I chilled by the monkey...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2010

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    Electric Monkey

    I finally gained some static after many failed attempts. The first thing I did was shock my cat Nina. She looked at me and she was so mad!! I just wanted to hug and kiss her as a way to apologize to her but I ended up shocking her again so she hissed at me and ran off. Its rare...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Oct 1, 2008

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    Chinese Zodiac

    I am a monkey in the chinese zodiac. At first I was a little disapointed but after reading all the others I couldn't have been a better animal. I mean, the monkey is definitly the best to be. I just love who I am. Go Monkeys.
    Littledove Littledove 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2010

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    Yep , I am a happy monkey - I'm back

    and is able to post again , hip , hip - hip , hip horayyyyyyyyyyy lol
    stephenrko stephenrko 31-35, M Sep 14

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    Yes, I Am!

    At least that's what the chinese zodiac tells me!  
    Creamsicle Creamsicle 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    I Am A Fire Monkey

    The ninth sign of the Chinese zodiac is called the Monkey, it's orginal character meant "stretching" It came from... the late afternoon, before sunset when men were still working in the fields. The men would "stretch" themselves before tackling the final batch of work to be done...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F Mar 30, 2013

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    I Am a Monkey

    I was a monkey, that once roamed free, to romp and swing among the trees happily playing in my own domain now i feel nothing but constant pain. I was taken away from my mother's breast that was one of the hardest tests. But to be taken and abused in such a way to give and...
    The111185 The111185 56-60 1 Response Jul 13, 2009

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    Monkey Me

    Its not my zodiak or anything but i move think and look alot like a monkey so here i am haha my favorite thing is climbing and flipping and doing monkey style kung fu i am me
    mrrrow mrrrow 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18, 2013

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    Monkey And Proud C;

    Occupying the 9th place in Chinese zodiac sign, the monkey sign people possess intelligence, imaginative, humorous, curious, sneaky and clever. The people falling under the monkey zodiac sign seems to be very jolly and witty to make amusable pranks. They will be active in...
    meme30 meme30 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

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    amberlxl amberlxl 18-21, F 5 Responses Nov 29

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    I don't exactly have one favorite band but I like Mayday Parade, One Direction, 5sos, The Neighbourhood, Arctic Monkeys, Front Porch Step & Of Monsters and Men. :)
    originalitydied originalitydied 13-15, F 8 hrs ago

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    That's How Things Are Done Around Here Ever asked yourself why we continue to do what we are doing if there is a different way out there? A group of scientists placed 5 monkeys in...
    warriorwolf1818 warriorwolf1818 16-17, M Nov 29

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    This is true. There was this one time where I was visiting the zoo with my friends. Earlier in the day, I had bought this bottle of juice. I planned on relishing it in the zoo...
    mmmchocolate mmmchocolate 13-15, F a week ago

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    All the accepting we capital to do aback in 1990 but couldn't. Monkey Island deserves that. It's authentic. It doesn't charge 3D." As for why the bold would be declared Monkey...
    fifacoinsarc fifacoinsarc 22-25, F Dec 16

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    This story isn't true but cute Doug tickles Bella ! Jimmy carrys his 7 yr old daughter into his nephew dougs house. Hey Doug whispers . Hey is ivy home Jimmy asks? Nope says Doug...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 28

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    The Bible and Hypocrites I am a believer I believe the bible is the world of God Many people don't believe the Bible because it was written by a man so therefore what's in the...
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    same old procedure restarted. neighbours spying, many monkeys watching me through cameras. the old cycle of events restarted. events to sensitize psychologically. where do these...
    aproudwoman aproudwoman 46-50, F Dec 2

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    You cannot imagine how happy I am to find out there are other people with similar unexplainable experiences! Ever since I moved into the house I currently live in I have (for lack...
    Xaviaral Xaviaral 61-65, F 1 Response Dec 3

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    Homo erectus into homo Saipan. Give me a bit to explain. During the formation of our solar system a rouge planet came into our system. It hit Uranus and made it go retrograde. It...
    Seemlessunspeakablesomething Seemlessunspeakablesomething 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 5

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    I spent half of my child hood going from one favourite animal to another. One day it's a monkey, the next it's a panda. I used to have all these as my favourite animals: monkeys...
    mejustbeingme123 mejustbeingme123 13-15, F 5 Responses Dec 11

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    Monkey Business This drink costs 22.00 a glass at the local steakhouse...I think we can make them much cheaper. 2 oz. Monkey 4 7 Dry Gin Juice of 1 whole lime 1 oz. muddled...
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 6 Responses Dec 15

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    When I was in 6th grade I became obsessive about a guy I had liked...he was from Pakistan... I became so obsessed that I began to bother him...he hated me for that...he wanted me...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 17

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    A monkey in Kanpur, India may have saved the life of another one after it was electrocuted, lost consciousness, and fell onto the tracks at a railway station. The heroic monkey...
    Rutterman Rutterman 36-40, M 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    Robbers- The 1975 Magic- Coldplay Superheroes- The script Do I wanna know?- Arctic Monkeys Sweater Weather- The Neighbourhood Take me to church- Hozier Why'd you only call me when...
    lifeiswhatthef lifeiswhatthef 16-17, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    stuff the turkey. Have you ever seen a monkey molest a turkey? hilarious!
    AveryMadison AveryMadison 31-35, F Nov 27

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    Going to bed late again a bad girl. No angry I'm sad, binky, stuffed monkey _<3 to sleep. Just want Daddy to talk to me. Even more regresses than usual coz I really need a...
    Hellokittybbgrl Hellokittybbgrl 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 27

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    Song of the day (for Friday 11/28/14): "Do I Wanna Know?" by Arctic Monkeys: Have you got color in your cheeks' Do you ever get the feeling that you can't shift the tide That...
    lc1967 lc1967 46-50, F 2 Responses Nov 28

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    I was looking for a group called "I am cowardly", but I found this one instead. It seems harsher somehow, having the label of "coward" rather than "cowardly" because the latter...
    Friability Friability 18-21 1 Response Nov 28

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    Smoked a cigarette – yes Smoked a cigar – No Kissed a member of the same sex – no Are/Been in love – yes Dumped someone – no Been fired – No. Been in a fist fight...
    justjoshgamer justjoshgamer 18-21, M Nov 30

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    Okay long vent coming up. Anyways, I'm a junior in high school and I'm just really confused about a lot of things ie. what's my purpose being here, what am I doing with my life...
    helloali helloali 18-21, F Nov 30

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    And our dear Aurora has not given many hints, but at my own suggestion:Though I was hoping to find a "Green Argyle Sock Monkey"and though I suggested green:and per Diablesse's...
    JacquesSade JacquesSade 56-60, M 3 Responses Dec 2

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    I can no longer control other people's decisions and problems. If they want to make a decision I disagree with and I know is wrong, I simply have stopped giving my opinion or...
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    “Face the brutes.” That is a lesson for all life—face the terrible, face it boldly. Like the monkeys, the hardships of life fall back when we cease to flee before them...
    Abhih123 Abhih123 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 6

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    "Rewrite your script and backstory. Stop engaging with people who make you feel bad or throw negativity around like monkeys flinging s**t about in their cage. Gravitate towards...
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