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I Am a Monkey

IM A MONKEY!! Say if you are a monkey and why! anything goes. If you feel you are any other type of animal then state which one and WHY! Share any or all animal experiences, HAPPY, sad or even angry!! 62 People

    I'm A Monkey

    I'm a metal Monkey in Chinese astrology and... I also love bananas lolMonkey Chinese Astrology The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this...
    surrealreality surrealreality 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 30, 2011

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    Monkey Me

    Its not my zodiak or anything but i move think and look alot like a monkey so here i am haha my favorite thing is climbing and flipping and doing monkey style kung fu i am me
    mrrrow mrrrow 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18, 2013

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    IM a Monkey!!

    When I'm not stressed, angry or sad I am a total MONKEY!! I shout, roll on the floor, run up and down the stairs, pretend I'm an earthworm and race with my sister down the hall, try to climb the hallway walls, pretend I'm stuck on the wall, pretend my head is magnetized and...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Sep 25, 2008

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    Chinese Zodiac

    I am a monkey in the chinese zodiac. At first I was a little disapointed but after reading all the others I couldn't have been a better animal. I mean, the monkey is definitly the best to be. I just love who I am. Go Monkeys.
    Littledove Littledove 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2010

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    I Am A Fire Monkey

    The ninth sign of the Chinese zodiac is called the Monkey, it's orginal character meant "stretching" It came from... the late afternoon, before sunset when men were still working in the fields. The men would "stretch" themselves before tackling the final batch of work to be done...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F Mar 30, 2013

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    Electric Monkey

    I finally gained some static after many failed attempts. The first thing I did was shock my cat Nina. She looked at me and she was so mad!! I just wanted to hug and kiss her as a way to apologize to her but I ended up shocking her again so she hissed at me and ran off. Its rare...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Oct 1, 2008

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    I've Been A Sad Monkey...

    ....But I'm slowly getting better! :3 yay. You see, there is a monkey In ALL of us and I forgot that so I got very lonely. I thought I was alone. So I thought :D But now that I see more monkeys around me, free and happy of who they are...I'm happy too. I chilled by the monkey...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2010

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    I Am a Monkey

    I was a monkey, that once roamed free, to romp and swing among the trees happily playing in my own domain now i feel nothing but constant pain. I was taken away from my mother's breast that was one of the hardest tests. But to be taken and abused in such a way to give and...
    The111185 The111185 56-60 1 Response Jul 13, 2009

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    Monkey And Proud C;

    Occupying the 9th place in Chinese zodiac sign, the monkey sign people possess intelligence, imaginative, humorous, curious, sneaky and clever. The people falling under the monkey zodiac sign seems to be very jolly and witty to make amusable pranks. They will be active in...
    Mockingbird0 Mockingbird0 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

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    Yes, I Am!

    At least that's what the chinese zodiac tells me!  
    Creamsicle Creamsicle 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    MeghnaC MeghnaC 16-17, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Favourite band at the moment💜 I cannot wait to go to their concert in June with one of my best friends :) Any Arctic Monkeys fans on here?¿
    wynonav wynonav 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    Right now, I love listening to the song 'Do I Wanna Know?' by the Arctic Monkeys. Something about it appeals to me, and normally music like that usually doesn't. I'm gonna start...
    UndeadMassacre UndeadMassacre 16-17, F 4 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    Angels on the sideline,Puzzled and amused.Why did Father give these humans free will?Now they're all confused.Don't these talking monkeys know thatEden has enough to go around...
    jeffsumm41 jeffsumm41 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    God created the donkey & said to him: “You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you...
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    A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the...
    enriqueclasico enriqueclasico 26-30, M 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    A little girl noticed she was growing hair between her legs! Her mum tells her that the hair is her monkey growing! At the breakfast table the little girl tells her sister that her...
    Sandyshaw13 Sandyshaw13 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    Jesse babysits Michelle Hey Danny says Jesse to his brother in law! Hey Jess! Thanks again for watching Michelle . Oh your welcome she's my favorite 3 yr old! Hey bro says pam...
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    What God wants God gets God help us allWhat God wants God getsThe kid in the corner looked at the priestAnd fingered his pale blue Japanese guitarThe priest saidGod wants...
    artymike8 artymike8 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    Mass media and social media have a large impact on the vast majority of society; influencing the way we think, behave, socialise and our standards towards the rest of society...
    Elge1 Elge1 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 29

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    When we think of beauty pageants we tend to think of the society’s idea of perfect little girls competing to see who the judges think is the most beautiful. Also, we think of...
    Elge1 Elge1 18-21, M Mar 29

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    Going to bed with a stupid grin on my face, recalling our conversation earlier: Me: why do you call me monkey? Him: why? Me: is it because I'm cute? (Grinning) Him: no. Because you...
    Xf1234 Xf1234 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    But I´m disgusted with the society I was brought upon. I live in the snobbiest society in Bolivia (South america) and it just makes me sick. All the phonies make me sick, all...
    spentmydays spentmydays 18-21, F Mar 19

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    Ah the invaluable skill that earned me the nickname "monkey feet". It used to be cute.
    sighimnotgoodwithnames sighimnotgoodwithnames 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    I am shocked and excited at the same time!!!!! :O this can not be happening!!!! OK so guys.. I communicate with my teacher by posting songs on facebook... he sends hims subtle...
    sparkydream sparkydream 16-17, F Mar 21

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    I am shocked and excited at the same time!!!!! :O this can not be happening!!!! OK so guys.. I communicate with my teacher by posting songs on facebook... he sends hims subtle...
    sparkydream sparkydream 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    I was fortunate enough to witness the terrible scene of birth right after breakfast last week... thought that'd get your attention. Pull up a chair, stool, monkey, or whatever you...
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 18-21, M Mar 21

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    Appearances - I keep them for everyone, a different mask every time. It's like i'm more than 50 people. What's the point? If I show them the real me, they'd hate me. And most of...
    LordOzymandias LordOzymandias 22-25, M 7 Responses Mar 24

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    THE MODLY PEACHES "Anyone Else But You" You're a part-time lover and a full-time friend, The monkey on your back is the latest trend. I don't see what anyone can see in anyone...
    KortneeAnne KortneeAnne 22-25, F Mar 24

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    THE MOLY PEACHES "Anyone Else But You" You're a part-time lover and a full-time friend, The monkey on your back is the latest trend. I don't see what anyone can see in anyone...
    KortneeAnne KortneeAnne 22-25, F Mar 24

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    I'm addicted to fruit. I probably eat more fruit than your average monkey. Mangos, strawberries, bananas, melon, blueberries, pineapple, pears, kiwis, plums, MMM I love it all...
    nordicgirl nordicgirl 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    "woe is me" the cold tiles of the floor cracked and dirty in the dim light of the vacant condemned house still give white hot retort of light as the sun begins its swift race...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 1 Response Mar 27

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    It's true that someone is very crazy about you and dream of you every night, just goes insane about you every passing seconds, wishes to be with you and kiss you every day, would...
    TrueServant TrueServant 22-25, M Mar 28

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    I'm not gonna go into too much detail but he laid me onto his desk and ****** me. He has left a monkey bite on my arm that isn't going away, no matter how much I wash it with warm...
    Janslowjam Janslowjam 18-21, F 5 Responses Mar 28

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    2014 with MIL so far, At the start of the year, MIL is now calling relatives and friends a lot with messages about not being alive much longer. End of January she is now doing...
    AwayFromHer AwayFromHer 36-40 2 Responses Mar 29

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    Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 29

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    My new neighbors are a bunch of self righteous vandals and thieves. I've been here for 14 years.-survived the big mortgage meltdown that cost me every single close neighbor I had...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M Mar 29

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    1am my boyfriend calls and says he's packing for war, I didn't know what to say when he begins to explain how he would be put into fight. I thought I was scared before, then I...
    ZKarina ZKarina 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    RANDOM THINGS I HAVE DONE: [x] Smoked A Cigarette [x] Smoked A Cigar [x] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [ ] Are / Been In Love [x] Dumped someone [x] Been Fired [x] Been In A...
    CastDownChloe CastDownChloe 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    Just finished watching Aladdin and have been thinking about what I would wish for if I had my own genie. Upon some thought I decided on infinite money (that would never be...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    If all gorilla's and monkey's became extremely intelligent, such as us, would we go through the planet of the apes? 0-0 scary...
    Awakened92 Awakened92 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    Can You Pronounce All These Words Correctly? Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse...
    MSeigler MSeigler 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    These are some of my strongest beliefs and I am also going to recite song lyrics from songs I love that help with these self-beliefs. In the religious aspect, I am a Christian and...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    And it made me laugh… So maybe it will for you too. Especially if you're a big fan of monkeys as I am! (: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-co7vpMXq_s
    Safia Safia 31-35, F 4 Responses Apr 7

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    Thats because it is, schools are forcing children to believe this absurdity. Thats probably why theres mass suicides in the world and all other sorts of chaos, a child goes to...
    SilentMoonX SilentMoonX 70+, M 3 Responses Apr 8

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    Sort of. I'm not one of those badass gamer girls, just the average type. When I was younger, I was all about Monkeyball, Sims, Spyro, and Crash Bandicoot. When those games got...
    heybby heybby 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 9

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    "It took us so long to see But your monkey-suit will crack The beauty will come off in flakes Your tiny plastic world will quake"
    nostalgickittens nostalgickittens 13-15 1 Response Apr 9