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I Am a Monkey

IM A MONKEY!! Say if you are a monkey and why! anything goes. If you feel you are any other type of animal then state which one and WHY! Share any or all animal experiences, HAPPY, sad or even angry!! 65 People

    Monkey Me

    Its not my zodiak or anything but i move think and look alot like a monkey so here i am haha my favorite thing is climbing and flipping and doing monkey style kung fu i am me
    mrrrow mrrrow 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18, 2013

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    I am an earth monkey The Earth Monkey is honest,

    dependable, staid and stable. They are not the ones to rock the boat nor break the rules. This permeates in every aspect of their lives so financially they are also usually quite secure. The more academic and scholarly minded of the Monkeys, the Earth Monkey prefers to be in...
    arecee arecee 46-50, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    IM a Monkey!!

    When I'm not stressed, angry or sad I am a total MONKEY!! I shout, roll on the floor, run up and down the stairs, pretend I'm an earthworm and race with my sister down the hall, try to climb the hallway walls, pretend I'm stuck on the wall, pretend my head is magnetized and...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Sep 25, 2008

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    Electric Monkey

    I finally gained some static after many failed attempts. The first thing I did was shock my cat Nina. She looked at me and she was so mad!! I just wanted to hug and kiss her as a way to apologize to her but I ended up shocking her again so she hissed at me and ran off. Its rare...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Oct 1, 2008

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    I Am A Fire Monkey

    The ninth sign of the Chinese zodiac is called the Monkey, it's orginal character meant "stretching" It came from... the late afternoon, before sunset when men were still working in the fields. The men would "stretch" themselves before tackling the final batch of work to be done...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F Mar 30, 2013

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    Yep , I am a happy monkey - I'm back

    and is able to post again , hip , hip - hip , hip horayyyyyyyyyyy lol
    stephenrko stephenrko 31-35, M Sep 14, 2014

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    Yes, I Am!

    At least that's what the chinese zodiac tells me!  
    Creamsicle Creamsicle 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    I've Been A Sad Monkey...

    ....But I'm slowly getting better! :3 yay. You see, there is a monkey In ALL of us and I forgot that so I got very lonely. I thought I was alone. So I thought :D But now that I see more monkeys around me, free and happy of who they are...I'm happy too. I chilled by the monkey...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2010

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    Chinese Zodiac

    I am a monkey in the chinese zodiac. At first I was a little disapointed but after reading all the others I couldn't have been a better animal. I mean, the monkey is definitly the best to be. I just love who I am. Go Monkeys.
    Littledove Littledove 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2010

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    I Am a Monkey

    I was a monkey, that once roamed free, to romp and swing among the trees happily playing in my own domain now i feel nothing but constant pain. I was taken away from my mother's breast that was one of the hardest tests. But to be taken and abused in such a way to give and...
    The111185 The111185 56-60 1 Response Jul 13, 2009

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    Monkey And Proud C;

    Occupying the 9th place in Chinese zodiac sign, the monkey sign people possess intelligence, imaginative, humorous, curious, sneaky and clever. The people falling under the monkey zodiac sign seems to be very jolly and witty to make amusable pranks. They will be active in...
    meme30 meme30 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

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    I'm A Monkey

    I'm a metal Monkey in Chinese astrology and... I also love bananas lolMonkey Chinese Astrology The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this...
    surrealreality surrealreality 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    This is incorrect. I have walked a dog, choked a chicken, even spanked a monkey! But I have never slapped a monkey with a dead parrot ;)
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 11

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    I want a baby monkey so bad. I want to train it.
    maddie91101 maddie91101 13-15, F Jan 10

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    I love a bit of AM. Alex turner is pretty hot too...
    AmyGirlWinter AmyGirlWinter 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    So I'll share the story of the female I had a crush on. I am not a lesbian or bisexual. This was a time in my life I was confused and I think attacked by the devil. This was the...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 13 hrs ago

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    Quiz time: name of the monkey Bonus points: who owned it
    Funnychase66 Funnychase66 16-17, M 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Alright so I can not sleep tonight and decided tonight would be a good night to research something funny my sister mentioned to me. She was doing some research because both her and...
    Welllaugh Welllaugh 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 4

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    The Blue Monkey there once was a famous blue monkey whose behavior was often quite funky; the chimpanzees laughed, so did the giraffes, but then one day the monkey smelled skunky...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Jan 9

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    Monkey business Monkeying around with my phone and computer has started again. Some keys do not work at certain time. Making me believe that my phone is not working. But I know...
    aproudwoman aproudwoman 46-50, F Dec 30, 2014

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    In this second dream, a few fake/pretend friends and myself made bets on what to do for one night. As we cast our lots, we decided to go clubbing, so we drove around town and the...
    DiamondPrincess89 DiamondPrincess89 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 4

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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
    newyear15 newyear15 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
    newyear15 newyear15 31-35, F Jan 14

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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
    newyear15 newyear15 31-35, F 9 Responses Jan 14

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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
    newyear15 newyear15 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
    lostsouluk lostsouluk 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 14

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    I had lived in the uk since I was 13 and sadly I have been very unlucky and I had encountered lots of racial abuse and hatred I feel that 99% of white people and especially...
    lostsouluk lostsouluk 31-35, F Jan 14

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    Theory and science has done investigation on embryo formation of many species and found at least early vertebra formation goes in almost or cutting close formation with alot of bio...
    stephenrko stephenrko 31-35, M Jan 18

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    I just went through what was probably the worst full-blown relapse of my life. Still can't believe how stupid I am. For almost 30 years I have wrestled with addiction and gone...
    EmperorJulian EmperorJulian 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 19

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    "her lips are like the galaxy's edge, and her kiss the color of a constellation falling into place..." Arabella, Arctic Monkeys
    jazzyazzy jazzyazzy 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    The nbhd, arctic monkeys, patd yes yes yessss
    xxMixedParadisexx xxMixedParadisexx 13-15, F Dec 28, 2014

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    one, who collects all the pieces wins dark water rafting adventure. In June, July or August. It's such a plan which b conceived when with Willy whether or not a ****. The plan...
    redribbonbook redribbonbook 46-50 Dec 29, 2014

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    Life is a monkey from Madagascar (the movie) that throws s*** at people for fun.
    itishi itishi 16-17, F Dec 29, 2014

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    Red ninjas climb apple trees in camouflage and pick apples secretly in the woods whereas black ninjas climb buildings in busy cities in the moon light and scare sleeping babies. I...
    lonewolfneedhug lonewolfneedhug 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    , the operator with the business came and he did some tracing of electricity and checking. Then back again on the breaker panel where by he did the multi flip system with the...
    Willsam936i7gv1 Willsam936i7gv1 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    I must admit I couldn't give a monkeys as to what the talent is - I admire it because talent is something that you're not just born with, but you've noticed it, worked it, honed it...
    jahosijhs jahosijhs 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 1

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    No Particular Order: 1. Sonic Youth - Teenage Riot 2. Siouxsie and the Banshees - Spellbound 3. Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love 4. Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies) 5. The Pixies...
    Darkstar101 Darkstar101 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 2

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    When I was a kid, my grandma always have shown me love, she expressed it lovingly. In fact, she is the one I remember that I've spent time with and not with my mommy that always...
    Dogsfamily43 Dogsfamily43 13-15 Jan 3

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    My Top 100 Songs in 2014 After much pairing down and then further pairing down, here is a top 100 list. Some songs are from the Fall of 2013, but included because I didn't hear...
    S74rxed S74rxed 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 5

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    ...went shopping with DD this morning in Avignon. I wore a black denim 12" Mini-skirt, red polo shirt, black boots and 40 denier sheer black tights. (see my pics "most recent...
    dambust3r dambust3r 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    Okay so clearly some of you guys don't get it! 1) yes I get scared when I'm home alone and it's dark, why? Because i love horror films 2) my hair isn't perfect, but it's how I...
    ParisMaisie ParisMaisie 13-15, F 4 Responses Jan 6

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    Now let me remedy this concern once again with true authentic listing experiences. Very first is we're not that intense in offshore outsourcing, but we do occasionally outsource a...
    Willsam936i7gv1 Willsam936i7gv1 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 7

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    Hi, If your going to read this I appreciate you taking the time and hope my experience helps you in some way, more so in your decision to use a different cruise line for your...
    vvonderwoman vvonderwoman 36-40, F Jan 7

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    The thing I hate about PC's it not the upgrading that bothers me but the operation system for it. It not the cost, nor the program with it apps but the ability to play old games in...
    Cudd1efish Cudd1efish 26-30, M 4 Responses Jan 8

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    Y'all should go listen to ' Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High ' by Artic Monkeys After you did that tell me what you think about it 😱😁❤️
    CalmYourShit CalmYourShit 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    Ever just be sitting there, then all of the sudden some type of animal pops into your head, and then you start thinking about how you don't know what that animal smells like, and...
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F Jan 9

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    And I think I'm starting to get feelings for one of my best friends. We've been good friends since she moved here when we were in the 7th grade. She's been with the same guy for...
    CloseButNoGuitar CloseButNoGuitar 26-30, M Jan 9