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I Am a Monkey

IM A MONKEY!! Say if you are a monkey and why! anything goes. If you feel you are any other type of animal then state which one and WHY! Share any or all animal experiences, HAPPY, sad or even angry!! 62 People

    Yep , I am a happy monkey - I'm back

    and is able to post again , hip , hip - hip , hip horayyyyyyyyyyy lol
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M Sep 14, 2014

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    I'm A Monkey

    I'm a metal Monkey in Chinese astrology and... I also love bananas lolMonkey Chinese Astrology The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this...
    surrealreality surrealreality 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2011

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    Monkey Me

    Its not my zodiak or anything but i move think and look alot like a monkey so here i am haha my favorite thing is climbing and flipping and doing monkey style kung fu i am me
    mrrrow mrrrow 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 18, 2013

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    I've Been A Sad Monkey...

    ....But I'm slowly getting better! :3 yay. You see, there is a monkey In ALL of us and I forgot that so I got very lonely. I thought I was alone. So I thought :D But now that I see more monkeys around me, free and happy of who they are...I'm happy too. I chilled by the monkey...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 27, 2010

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    Electric Monkey

    I finally gained some static after many failed attempts. The first thing I did was shock my cat Nina. She looked at me and she was so mad!! I just wanted to hug and kiss her as a way to apologize to her but I ended up shocking her again so she hissed at me and ran off. Its rare...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Oct 1, 2008

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    I Am a Monkey

    I was a monkey, that once roamed free, to romp and swing among the trees happily playing in my own domain now i feel nothing but constant pain. I was taken away from my mother's breast that was one of the hardest tests. But to be taken and abused in such a way to give and...
    The111185 The111185 56-60 1 Response Jul 13, 2009

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    Monkey And Proud C;

    Occupying the 9th place in Chinese zodiac sign, the monkey sign people possess intelligence, imaginative, humorous, curious, sneaky and clever. The people falling under the monkey zodiac sign seems to be very jolly and witty to make amusable pranks. They will be active in...
    meme30 meme30 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

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    Yes, I Am!

    At least that's what the chinese zodiac tells me!  
    Creamsicle Creamsicle 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 11, 2009

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    I Am A Fire Monkey

    The ninth sign of the Chinese zodiac is called the Monkey, it's orginal character meant "stretching" It came from... the late afternoon, before sunset when men were still working in the fields. The men would "stretch" themselves before tackling the final batch of work to be done...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F Mar 30, 2013

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    IM a Monkey!!

    When I'm not stressed, angry or sad I am a total MONKEY!! I shout, roll on the floor, run up and down the stairs, pretend I'm an earthworm and race with my sister down the hall, try to climb the hallway walls, pretend I'm stuck on the wall, pretend my head is magnetized and...
    Kitzuney Kitzuney 18-21, F Sep 25, 2008

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    I am an earth monkey The Earth Monkey is honest,

    dependable, staid and stable. They are not the ones to rock the boat nor break the rules. This permeates in every aspect of their lives so financially they are also usually quite secure. The more academic and scholarly minded of the Monkeys, the Earth Monkey prefers to be in...
    arecee arecee 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    Chinese Zodiac

    I am a monkey in the chinese zodiac. At first I was a little disapointed but after reading all the others I couldn't have been a better animal. I mean, the monkey is definitly the best to be. I just love who I am. Go Monkeys.
    Littledove Littledove 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    My bestie is like a big fan of the Arctic Monkeys and well I wasn't really into them not too long ago. She made me listen to a cover of "Do I Wanna Know" by MSMR. It's really good...
    TheArtisticOne TheArtisticOne 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    Part One: Prequel to the Main Event Once there was a kind and gentle monkey who had gone through hell for many decades of her life. Her self esteem had been shot to pieces and her...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 3 days ago

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    A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air,The monkey thought that everythingwas on the square.The buzzard tried to throw the monkeyoff his back,The monkey grabbed his neck...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls 41-45, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Well, it's funny for me at least. Basically, some people believe that anything that can happen will happen eventually. It's a popular idea among theoretical physicists, and they...
    GiantKaiju GiantKaiju 22-25, M Mar 1

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    It used to be thought that gender differences in toy preference was a social construct. That is, boy like to play with cars and girls like to play with dolls because they're taught...
    TheNazarene TheNazarene 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 6

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    Kenny Chesney - I Want My Rib Back Lyrics Now the bible tells the story about Adam's rib. How the Lord made a woman for companionship. And the first thing she did , Was take...
    sherrianna sherrianna 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 3

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    We didn't evolve from monkeys. Monkeys and humans both evolved from an ape-like ancestor.
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T 6 Responses Mar 9

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    Should be sleep but I'm not any other humans around ? Or monkeys monkeys are cool to
    Princeofnothing Princeofnothing 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 13

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    I think it's silly that there are claims of humans evolving from monkeys. Shouldn't there be talking monkeys? Wouldn't we have traits of swinging from trees to eat fruit in a field...
    imasweetheart imasweetheart 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 16

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    About a week ago a Hispanic television persona compared Michelle Obama to an ape by more or less saying that she looks like she could be a character from Planet of the Apes...
    WearOutKyd WearOutKyd 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    I get to work with dumb and dumber today... Have you ever heard the term you can train a monkey to do it? Well I'd like to order two Monkeys please!!!
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M Mar 19

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    The bird A baby in the womb, Sanguine colours circulated around her as she grows, The room fills with light as her cry resonates as she enters the world, The world... if only she...
    Tearystar1027 Tearystar1027 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    One day, eight-year-old Melissa says to her mother, "Mommy, I've been thinking about us humans and I'm a bit puzzled. How did we first appear on Earth?" "That's a very good...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    So i heard God made the human look like himself? Well millions of years ago the Human looked like an Monkey, so, God looks like a monkey? Because God never changes or evolves?
    Akrillath Akrillath 13-15, M 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    MONKEYING AROUND of the infinite monkeys, I am but one. I don't know what we're doing, but they hold the gun. I wish I was better at narrative; they say my voice is much too...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 16 hrs ago

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    A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to...
    graciousindifference29 graciousindifference29 26-30, F 5 Responses Feb 27

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    I have an updated list!!:) Here goes (in no particular order): 1. Close Your Eyes by Parmalee 2. All You Had To Do Was Stay by Taylor Swift 3. Dark Horse by Katy...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F Mar 1

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    []Smoked Marijuana []Smoked A Cigarette []Smoked A Cigar []Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [x]Are / Been In Love [x]Dumped someone [] Been Fired []Been In A Fist Fight [x...
    Curseoftheblade Curseoftheblade 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 1

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    Oh, yes....yes I certainly do....Let me here an old punk song and it reminds me of my mosh pit days!!!! ;-D <--that's how I look when the song is over..when a certain someone...
    OrchidsNuBlu OrchidsNuBlu 36-40, F 5 Responses Mar 2

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    A LESSON TO ALL THE DUMMIES IN THIS GROUP! > I'm assuming the majority of people in this group are racist ignorant low lives and the rest of you people in this group obviously are...
    LostEbonyGirl LostEbonyGirl 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 2

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    [ ] Smoked A Cigarette [ ] Smoked A Cigar [ ] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone [ ] Been Fired [ ] Been In A Fist Fight [X] Had A Crush On...
    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 3

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    I bet that you look good on the dancefloor...Arctic Monkeys
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 3

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    A bunch of songs I like from every genre except country (in a semi-organized fashion): Cab Calloway: Minnie the Moocher Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers: Runnin' Down a Dream The...
    AaronH96 AaronH96 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 3

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    Stalkers always follow me where ever I go. But nowadays it is very fine-tuned. Meticulous. While I am going towards the city, there is a lot of tail-gating and stalking. It is...
    aproudwoman aproudwoman 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 4

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    It's so rare to find people that are actually willing to really show you who they are. I've always been afraid to be open with people because of the bare-ness and vulnerability...
    AshleyJea AshleyJea 22-25, F Mar 4

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    I want to consider every single decision made when you were young... Visions of grandeur tied to a makeshift cape Swing from chandeliers and belting out faded garbled radio songs...
    faintking faintking 31-35, M Mar 4

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    Okay I hear some of you laughing already, so I will hit you with some science and a video just to pause that giggle. The elite in society adopt it, the highest leaders from...
    Soroe Soroe 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 5

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    Actually I do not hate florida... I was born here in about 50 or so years ago. When I was born here it was very different... not many cars or people like it is now. There...
    Playpossum Playpossum 51-55, F Mar 7

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    Shocking abuse uncovered at two roadside 'zoos' where a 'baby camel hung herself by mistake and a giraffe died after giving birth' Tiger Safari in Oklahoma and Natural Bridge Zoo...
    tr606 tr606 36-40 Mar 8

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    Been a struggling, monkey mind kind of weekend. A lobotomy sounds really good right now.. Ugh. I want to email him my thoughts, but have no clue where to even begin...
    Kokopuffy Kokopuffy 51-55, F 10 Responses Mar 8

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    My mind is always jumping from one thing to another. I wonder what a monkey riding a horse looks like?
    Rangerkindness Rangerkindness 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 9