I Am a Mother 3 Kids

I am a mother of 3 kids(girls).Lets just say it is a good thing that we have 2 bathrooms in our house.My poor husband have to always knock and yell before he goes into the bathrooms.

We have a rule in our house, that the boys have to ask when they want something out of the fridge or pantry.
All well and good, but it is all I seem to do! lol
A half hour after breakfast....Mom, can I have a cracker? Mom, can I...

into tiny little pieces
when they are sad... 
:(

My partner and I raised eight girls to adulthood. Eight distinct personalites. Like having a baseball team at home. I am the manager. My partner is the umpire.
I wouldn't trade any of them.
The roar of the crowd was at dinner time...

I need to write Crayola a thank you letter!! 
I had another incident with what turns out to be crayon left in a pocket. Even though I check now....I must have missed it again.
Anyway, a whole load of good jeans and tshirts...

iam married for eighteen years.my husband is having affir every 2-3 years.recently i cought him with a girl in a guest house so iam planing for a devorce.i have 3 kids.i was very depressed and i told my story to one of my childwood...

So....we are driving home today from the city, along a back country road where there are lots of farms with horses. 
All of sudden one of my boys says, "Mum, look at those horses...what are they doing?"
I look out...

My sons just came busting into the house from playing outside saying a big brown dog took the coat off of my 5 year old and ran away with it!
Now come on....they are pulling my leg! Have to be!LOL!
They won't tell me where his...

I feel like a giant among munchkins when I pick up my kids from school! It is a crazy scene when the bell goes!LOL

I am a mother of 3 kids. two of them are from a previous relationship and one from a failed marriage. It is very hard to deal with the fact that the older two kids are not able to have a relationship with their dad because he has not...

So, I am folding laundry right now, and I noticed pink marks all over the white stuff. Some little lovely left a marker in their pants pocket and it got missed when I did the washing.  ARGH!!
*sigh*
lol

So I can have my sanity back. I'm sick of SAHM "status", never getting my hair "done", never having time for anything but cleaning up after various bodily functions, etc. etc.
I'm going back to work full...

I am sitting here with the laptop on my lap, and my feisty 5 year old says to me "Mom, I have something for you"
Then he drops a very realistic looking fake spider onto my 'puter.
I freaked for a minute and nearly...