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I Am A Nerd With Strong Thighs

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    A Transcript Of My Conversation With The Legend Himself

    March 3, 2013:Me: THOSE FASCISTS ALREADY FLAGGED YOUR LATEST QUESTION! NOT COOL!Him: I WILL STRANGLE THEM ALL, TO **DEATH**, WITH MY VERY STRONG BULGING COLOSSAL NERD-THIGHS! GHHHRRRRRAAAAAHHHH! *5 loud pops, then explosions of blood all over the page* THHHHHIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHH...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 3, 2013

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    What Would You Do If Your Daughter Wanted To Date A Nerd?

    It's a well-known fact that nerds have the dangerous tendency to suffocate their victims with their thighs. Nerd thighs are significantly larger and deadlier than those of the average person. If a nerd were to snap and strangle your daughter, her survival rate is virtually zero...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 14, 2013

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    A Cleverly Disguised Nerd Thigh Question

    My friend says he'll choke me out. what does being choked out feel like? (16 years old, he's 18)? My friend is 202 lbs and quite tall. he's strangled people before until they ''went to sleep '' as he calls it. he can never remember how long it takes. he says its like having a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 15, 2013

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    Help, I Keep Dying?

    Whenever I cross paths with a nerd, he always strangles me to death with his thighs. What can I do? I have died 27 times. Every single time I cross a nerd, he'll jump on me and crush me to death with his thighs. Apparently, my neck looks irresistible to them. I am sick of it. I'm...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2013

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    Should I Talk To Him Or Will He End Up Hurting Me?

    Would You Appreciate It If A Nerdy Nurse Strangled You To Death With His Thighs? There is a nerd that frequently strangles people and he's aiming to get a career at nursing. Reason for him strangling people? He was being called names and some guy hit him in the mouth so he nearly...
    BarvoDelancy BarvoDelancy 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 24, 2013

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    Is This A Nerd Or A Geek?

    this person looks like a nerd. he wears thick black glasses, his haircut is the kind you'd expect to find on a nerd. his clothing is sometimes nerdy sometimes it's casual but plain. he's not smart academically . he works out a lot and is big he likes syfy shows, action movies and...
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    atadir atadir 51-55, M Feb 3, 2013

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    A Different Direction, But I Think It Is The Same Guy (?)

    Could extreme trauma cause a person to have false memories (eg. was attacked by a mythical beast)? A boy, 16 yrs old at the time, went diving with 3 other companions. he said that he witnessed 3 of his comrades be devoured by a dragonmonster. he drew a sketch of it, and kept his...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 17, 2013

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    How To Say Your Prayers When You Meet A Nurse?

    Who is over 180 pounds, EXTREMELY MUSCULAR, has a blonde BOWL CUT and is an outweigh stereotypical geek BIG glasses included! How would a person say their FINAL GOODBYE'S as of course since the nurse is a geek, his only option to me as a patient, is going to strangIe me to death...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 3, 2013

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    What Do You Think Of Nerds That Strangle People With Their Legs?

    Case 1: (1981) nerd was being bullied severely. nerd confronted his tormentor and jumped on him, wrapping his legs around his windpipe, crushing it, and suffocating the victim to death. Case 2: (around 2009) nerd tried to kill a person by jumping on him and wrapping his thighs...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 12, 2013

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    Erudite Skills...

    I can perch on shoulders at sci-fi conventions for hours...and I'm also -very skilled- in the intimate arts.Nerds are versatile. I dare you to give us a chance.
    TheWomanWhoDid TheWomanWhoDid 36-40 1 Response Jan 1, 2013

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    Nerdy Thighs

    Can I just say this is the best group ever?
    PollySyllabacus PollySyllabacus 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 1, 2013

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    Why Would Someone Make Up A Whole Story About Killing Somebody?

    He claims he's strangled a person until he passed out (during a fight). his description of 'choking' closely matches that of restricting a person's air flow by compressing the larynx, and not so much restricting blood flow to the head. anyway, he says he held him in the hold...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 23, 2013

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    A Riddle

    Thighology question: what is the exact PSI that a nerd with a bowl cut exert with his thighs on a human skull? EPIC ANSWER: 4 times the constricting powder of an anaconda...sounds right! Nerds have been known to smash atoms apart with their thighs. the Russian meteor was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 21, 2013

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    Have You Ever Been Killed By A Blonde Nerd Who Was A Nurse And He Had A Bowl Cut?

    2 days ago, a nerdy nurse with a blonde bowl cut literally ate me alive. he didn't just eat me, but like all the food he eats, he attempted to swallow me whole, FEET FIRST. I'm typing this in his stomach. i pray he never gets heartburn. EP Link
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 10, 2013

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    Do You Think EP Needs More Nerd Thighs, Pyrokinetic Plants And Killer Nurses?

    All three are nerds I know a plant named Roger whose a nerd. he works out his thighs 3 times a day, reps of 500. EP Link
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 16, 2013

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    Latest Drawing

    Since it seems some unnamed KILLJOY decided to flag our group about pics of nerds with strong thighs, I have to put this in here by default. EDIT: "The world needs to know about killer nerds that sport a blonde BOWL CUT and are evil nurses at the same time and EXTREMELY muscular...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Mar 8, 2013

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    Nerd Thighs.

    *strangles you* They want me to make this story long? *Strangles EP with thighs* *strangles the universe with thighs*
    AreYouMadCool AreYouMadCool 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2013

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    Was He Threatening Me?

    I wanted to know what it felt like to be strangled so I asked him to do it a little bit and I'd tap out when it hurts too much. He's 200 lbs so he's a big guy it's mostly muscle. He's 18. Anyway I told him to not squeeze too hard and he said 'but I might feel like it. i'll do it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 22, 2013

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    He Doesn'T Stick Solely To EP!

    Thanks to a fellow EP member for collating all of his electronic footprints! http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-for-a-nerd-the-stereotypical-kind-to-strangle-with-legs-91796/ http://uk.ask.com/beauty/Strangling-Thighs http://wiki.answers.com/Q...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 23, 2013

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    *Flexes Her Thighs*

    Yeah Im a nerd with strong thighs and I shoot acid out of my vajayjay sooooo you watch it!!!LOL I just had ot join this group cause the Nerd Thighs Guy is a legend.... bloody annoying but still a legend :-P
    Gemzaayy Gemzaayy 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 8, 2013

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    Would You Appreciate It If A Nerdy Nurse Strangled You To Death With His Thighs?

    There is a nerd that frequently strangles people and he's aiming to get a career at nursing. Reason for him strangling people? He was being called names and some guy hit him in the mouth so he nearly choked the guy to death and not in the karate way I mean the way where you crush...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21, 2013

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    Is A Geek A Type Of Nerd?

    There is a person I know who has blonde hair, big light blue eyes and he wears black framed narrow prescription glasses that are really thick. he has blonde hair and he has a messy bowl cut. he loves working out and hes 200 lbs of just muscle. he's not very smart at least not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 13, 2013

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    I Am Taking It Upon Myself To Archive The Nerd/Thigh Questions When I See Them, For Posterity

    Here is one from a year ago: Do you think my Friend could probably KILL/STRANGLE me with his LEGS? My friend is 17-18, he's a pretty big (6'0 or more) but very skinny, pale dark-haired guy. He's clever and he looks adorable. He swims as well and he's super-nice!! Anyway his...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 8, 2013

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    Video - Nerd With Strong Biceps

    Look at the muscles on that curly haired nerd! Wow!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 8, 2013

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    Am I The Only One Annoyed By These Nerd Questions?

    http://www.experienceproject.com/question-answer/Am-I-The-Only-One-Annoyed-By-These-Nerd-Questions/1746557 Popular press: Nerdy nurse kills patient by strangling him to death between his BULGING, MASSIVE thighs? Nerd crushes TREE in HALF with just his THIGHS - AMAZING or not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 9, 2013

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    Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are!

    I have been dreaming about nerds strangling me with their strong thighs!
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jan 24, 2013

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    What Do You Think Of A Jock Who Cannot Beat A Nerd In A Fight?

    Note. This sounds absurd but I am NOT making this up, a skinny, ill-looking nerd jumped on a jock who stole his iPhone away from him. The nerd got enraged and the nerd jumped on the 'jock' person and wrapped his body around the jock, the nerd was upside-down and had his legs...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 11, 2013

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    What Do You Think Of A Nerd That Strangies People?

    I know a man, eighteen. He is a bully, but not many people seem obvious to that. I told him I had autism and we hate being touched.. (this was back when I considered him a mate) so what he did was prod me and asked me if I was getting angry or not. I told him I was bullied...and...
    BarvoDelancy BarvoDelancy 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 24, 2013

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    I Gagagaga

    I could easily strangle that weird ugly guy out of the film "Blade runner" (you know, the one who gets his eyes popped out?) I could strangle him very quickly with my strong, flexible thighs. I could probably even strangle a horse. Haha..
    DraculaTheVampire DraculaTheVampire 18-21, F Mar 5, 2013

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    Are People Only Annoyed By Nerd Thighs Because They Are Afraid?

    Scientists at the university of Thigh, Thighland, have conducted tests and found that if a nerd were 20 feet tall, he would be able to snap the wings off of a Boeing 747 fighter jet, using only his thighs. ...Blonde muscular, tan nerds who are also nurses and EXTREMELY muscular...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 10, 2013

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    Just Workin' Out My Nerdthighs Today...

    I didn't have time to do my regular 5 mile bicycle, but I did a shorter circuit...My muscular thighs are just a wee bit sore. Tomorrow is a run day. I gotta keep my nerd thighs muscular, in case I get the urge to strangle somebody with them. >:)
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 1 Response Feb 8, 2013

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    Why Do People Say That A Nerd Can Strangle A Person To Death With His Thighs?

    That story going around about the nerd that strangled a boy to death with his thighs is made up...urban legend..myth and here's why: I looked in news archives and found nothing about some boy who'd killed another by strangling him with his legs anywhere. something like this, even...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 13, 2013

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    Why Does Having A Blonde Bowl Cut Make Nerdy Nurses So Mad And Violent? Especially Their Bulging, Creamy Thighs?

    I met a nerdy Nurse who had a blonde BOWL CUT, and he strangled me with his thighs, then he grabbed me with the same thighs and ate me feet first. Boy did he have sharp pointy teeth. EP Link
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    What Is A 'Headscissor'? A Person Threatened To Put Me In It?

    A man 18 yrs old I confronted him because he was bullying me and my buddy. he got angry and his friend told me (weirdly) to play a game of rock/paper/scissors and he (the bully) told me that if he won, he'd put me in a headscissor. what is a headscissor, and can it kill you? he...
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    What do you think of a guy

    who puts his neck between a nerd's thighs and then gets choked to death? A 17 year old boy was found strangled in his car and the coroner concluded he'd been strangled between a set of thighs. he was last seen alive with'' 3 nerds. '' he was described as an athletic-type of...
    larc77 larc77 18-21, M Apr 3

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    Is It Possible For Your Everyday Nerd To Strangle The Average-Built Person To Death By Using His Legs Or His Thighs?

    Doesn't seem possible to me at all. When the person is running out of air because he can't breathe, like it or not he will be punching and hitting insanely..and you have many VERY sensitive nerves in the legs, the Perional Nerve being one. the victim wouldn't even have to KNOW it...
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    This should be a game.

    ..free roam at that too, you just walk around and when you see someone you are just like " ha nope! Strangle!" And you'd get missions and stuff and I would play it.
    Antivenomgirl Antivenomgirl 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 8

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    Do You Think You Are An Expert On Nerds?

    You must answer all these questions correctly, and if not, you know nothing about nerds, nerdology, OR thighology! Prize is a full grown blonde nerd with huge thighs. 1. What is the average Thigh circumference of a male nerd aged 18-21? 2. Last year, how many people died due to...
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    lujocin lujocin 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    Honestly, I don't really know why I'm posting this. I've been thinking about this all day, and I guess maybe I just want to get it off my chest. As you may be able to guess, I am...
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    So here's my story. I know it's kind of weird but that's why I'm posting it. Maybe if I get my feelings out I can get over them and realize that it could never happen. So... I was...
    LastOfTheAmericanGirls82 LastOfTheAmericanGirls82 16-17 5 Responses Mar 31

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    I am not ashamed to say that I'm a nerd. It's a positive thing. I work hard and when I get a job, it will be easier on me, I just know it. You know all those quiet and shy girls...
    BeingAnAnglophile BeingAnAnglophile 16-17, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    In some point I always fell for nerds and geeks !! XD Seriously there is something about them that attracts me but plz no math talk 😜 I new a lot of geek friends and nerds...
    ziaJamal ziaJamal 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    I'm a bit nerdy too. Nerdy guys are just so adorable to me. Most likely because I'm very nerdy too xD
    Raven628 Raven628 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    I am a nerd I am 14 I am going to take gate class in high school n I am in gate class now I love to read and write I love school I love all subjects I am also in band <3...
    Weirdgirl218 Weirdgirl218 13-15, F 4 Responses Apr 4

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    I got the glasses, the look, the personality, I look Asian. The only thing I lack is the brain, so I guess I'm not a nerd? Nerds have to be smart
    Krysk Krysk 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    John Green and Hank Green are my life and no one knows anything about the vlogbrothers in my town. They just know John as "that guy who wrote tfios" they act like they are all John...
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    But my parents never encouraged me in doing anything. You know those siencekits for children? Always loved them, never had them. Heck, I didn't even have to go to school. Never had...
    KidAgony KidAgony 18-21, F Mar 26

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    I just find out I'm a nerd! And I'm so happy hahaha I'm big big big fan of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit,Harry Potter,Star Wars,Star Trek and Percy Jackson! I'm a fan od League...
    FUFLOOTA FUFLOOTA 13-15, F 7 Responses Mar 23

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    So I am a super animation and video game girl nerd jock
    englishmuffin15 englishmuffin15 13-15, F Mar 31

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    I have a friend who's an equally huge music nerd; I take a pic of my hands on the piano and text to my friend, asking "Do you want to read this as a 9#11 chord, or a superimposed...
    FakeIsTheNewReal FakeIsTheNewReal 31-35, F Apr 8

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    Ok really need advice. I've known this guy for a while and have liked him for about the same amount of time. He is super sweat and funny, and he's nerdy but the cute kind of nerdy...
    Frankie908 Frankie908 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 19

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