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I Am A Nerd With Strong Thighs

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    Is It Possible For Your Everyday Nerd To Strangle The Average-Built Person To Death By Using His Legs Or His Thighs?

    Doesn't seem possible to me at all. When the person is running out of air because he can't breathe, like it or not he will be punching and hitting insanely..and you have many VERY sensitive nerves in the legs, the Perional Nerve being one. the victim wouldn't even have to KNOW it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 11, 2013

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    Was He Threatening Me?

    I wanted to know what it felt like to be strangled so I asked him to do it a little bit and I'd tap out when it hurts too much. He's 200 lbs so he's a big guy it's mostly muscle. He's 18. Anyway I told him to not squeeze too hard and he said 'but I might feel like it. i'll do it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 22, 2013

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    Would You Appreciate It If A Nerdy Nurse Strangled You To Death With His Thighs?

    There is a nerd that frequently strangles people and he's aiming to get a career at nursing. Reason for him strangling people? He was being called names and some guy hit him in the mouth so he nearly choked the guy to death and not in the karate way I mean the way where you crush...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21, 2013

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    LOL

    KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL them all
    RipperBeak RipperBeak 13-15, M 2 Responses Feb 18, 2013

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    Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are!

    I have been dreaming about nerds strangling me with their strong thighs!
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 24, 2013

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    This should be a game.

    ..free roam at that too, you just walk around and when you see someone you are just like " ha nope! Strangle!" And you'd get missions and stuff and I would play it.
    Antivenomgirl Antivenomgirl 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 8

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    I Had Thigh Withdrawal

    So I went searching for nerd thighs. I found this Yahoo Answerer who said that the Nerd Thigh Strangler is mentally ill. If so, I'd feel bad about laughing about nerd thighs so much. Here is what the person said: "These questions are left by a mentally ill person in Europe who...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 17, 2013

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    Should I Talk To Him Or Will He End Up Hurting Me?

    Would You Appreciate It If A Nerdy Nurse Strangled You To Death With His Thighs? There is a nerd that frequently strangles people and he's aiming to get a career at nursing. Reason for him strangling people? He was being called names and some guy hit him in the mouth so he nearly...
    BarvoDelancy BarvoDelancy 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 24, 2013

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    What Is A 'Headscissor'? A Person Threatened To Put Me In It?

    A man 18 yrs old I confronted him because he was bullying me and my buddy. he got angry and his friend told me (weirdly) to play a game of rock/paper/scissors and he (the bully) told me that if he won, he'd put me in a headscissor. what is a headscissor, and can it kill you? he...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 25, 2013

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    Help, I Keep Dying?

    Whenever I cross paths with a nerd, he always strangles me to death with his thighs. What can I do? I have died 27 times. Every single time I cross a nerd, he'll jump on me and crush me to death with his thighs. Apparently, my neck looks irresistible to them. I am sick of it. I'm...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2013

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    The Nerd'S Name Was Melvin Cross And The Jock'S Name Was Gregory Smith. based On A True Story!

    A short nerd being bullied by a red-headed, self-centered jock.The nerd had blonde hair, in a blonde BOWL CUT. It was in the eighties at the time, wearing a belt and green khaki's. One day, the nerd got enough abuse. The nerd thought up an excellent plan; to get rid of the one...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 21, 2013

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    Is A Geek A Type Of Nerd?

    There is a person I know who has blonde hair, big light blue eyes and he wears black framed narrow prescription glasses that are really thick. he has blonde hair and he has a messy bowl cut. he loves working out and hes 200 lbs of just muscle. he's not very smart at least not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 13, 2013

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    Nerd Thighs.

    *strangles you* They want me to make this story long? *Strangles EP with thighs* *strangles the universe with thighs*
    AreYouMadCool AreYouMadCool 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2013

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    What do you think of a guy

    who puts his neck between a nerd's thighs and then gets choked to death? A 17 year old boy was found strangled in his car and the coroner concluded he'd been strangled between a set of thighs. he was last seen alive with'' 3 nerds. '' he was described as an athletic-type of...
    larc77 larc77 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    *Flexes Her Thighs*

    Yeah Im a nerd with strong thighs and I shoot acid out of my vajayjay sooooo you watch it!!!LOL I just had ot join this group cause the Nerd Thighs Guy is a legend.... bloody annoying but still a legend :-P
    Gemzaayy Gemzaayy 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 8, 2013

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    Better believe it! And not just thighs,

    pretty much everything. Though, I do have a healthy layer of cushion... Anyway...I find it a bit funny how shocked people look when I lift a fridge, big screen or some other monstrous piece of equipment by myself. The looks of awe are often coupled with "dude! How much you...
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 18-21, M 2 Responses May 30

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    What Do You Think Of A Nerd That Strangies People?

    I know a man, eighteen. He is a bully, but not many people seem obvious to that. I told him I had autism and we hate being touched.. (this was back when I considered him a mate) so what he did was prod me and asked me if I was getting angry or not. I told him I was bullied...and...
    BarvoDelancy BarvoDelancy 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 24, 2013

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    A Transcript Of My Conversation With The Legend Himself

    March 3, 2013:Me: THOSE FASCISTS ALREADY FLAGGED YOUR LATEST QUESTION! NOT COOL!Him: I WILL STRANGLE THEM ALL, TO **DEATH**, WITH MY VERY STRONG BULGING COLOSSAL NERD-THIGHS! GHHHRRRRRAAAAAHHHH! *5 loud pops, then explosions of blood all over the page* THHHHHIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHH...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 3, 2013

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    A Riddle

    Thighology question: what is the exact PSI that a nerd with a bowl cut exert with his thighs on a human skull? EPIC ANSWER: 4 times the constricting powder of an anaconda...sounds right! Nerds have been known to smash atoms apart with their thighs. the Russian meteor was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 21, 2013

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    Do You Think You Are An Expert On Nerds?

    You must answer all these questions correctly, and if not, you know nothing about nerds, nerdology, OR thighology! Prize is a full grown blonde nerd with huge thighs. 1. What is the average Thigh circumference of a male nerd aged 18-21? 2. Last year, how many people died due to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 10, 2013

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    Erudite Skills...

    I can perch on shoulders at sci-fi conventions for hours...and I'm also -very skilled- in the intimate arts.Nerds are versatile. I dare you to give us a chance.
    TheWomanWhoDid TheWomanWhoDid 36-40 1 Response Jan 1, 2013

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    Is This A Nerd Or A Geek?

    this person looks like a nerd. he wears thick black glasses, his haircut is the kind you'd expect to find on a nerd. his clothing is sometimes nerdy sometimes it's casual but plain. he's not smart academically . he works out a lot and is big he likes syfy shows, action movies and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 25, 2013

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    Latest Drawing

    Since it seems some unnamed KILLJOY decided to flag our group about pics of nerds with strong thighs, I have to put this in here by default. EDIT: "The world needs to know about killer nerds that sport a blonde BOWL CUT and are evil nurses at the same time and EXTREMELY muscular...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Mar 8, 2013

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    Are People Only Annoyed By Nerd Thighs Because They Are Afraid?

    Scientists at the university of Thigh, Thighland, have conducted tests and found that if a nerd were 20 feet tall, he would be able to snap the wings off of a Boeing 747 fighter jet, using only his thighs. ...Blonde muscular, tan nerds who are also nurses and EXTREMELY muscular...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 10, 2013

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    Video - Nerd With Strong Biceps

    Look at the muscles on that curly haired nerd! Wow!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 8, 2013

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    Nerdy Thighs

    Can I just say this is the best group ever?
    PollySyllabacus PollySyllabacus 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 1, 2013

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    Do You Think EP Needs More Nerd Thighs, Pyrokinetic Plants And Killer Nurses?

    All three are nerds I know a plant named Roger whose a nerd. he works out his thighs 3 times a day, reps of 500. EP Link
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 16, 2013

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    I Am Taking It Upon Myself To Archive The Nerd/Thigh Questions When I See Them, For Posterity

    Here is one from a year ago: Do you think my Friend could probably KILL/STRANGLE me with his LEGS? My friend is 17-18, he's a pretty big (6'0 or more) but very skinny, pale dark-haired guy. He's clever and he looks adorable. He swims as well and he's super-nice!! Anyway his...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 8, 2013

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    I Gagagaga

    I could easily strangle that weird ugly guy out of the film "Blade runner" (you know, the one who gets his eyes popped out?) I could strangle him very quickly with my strong, flexible thighs. I could probably even strangle a horse. Haha..
    DraculaTheVampire DraculaTheVampire 18-21, F Mar 5, 2013

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    He Doesn'T Stick Solely To EP!

    Thanks to a fellow EP member for collating all of his electronic footprints! http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-for-a-nerd-the-stereotypical-kind-to-strangle-with-legs-91796/ http://uk.ask.com/beauty/Strangling-Thighs http://wiki.answers.com/Q...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 23, 2013

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    Why Would Someone Make Up A Whole Story About Killing Somebody?

    He claims he's strangled a person until he passed out (during a fight). his description of 'choking' closely matches that of restricting a person's air flow by compressing the larynx, and not so much restricting blood flow to the head. anyway, he says he held him in the hold...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 23, 2013

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    How To Say Your Prayers When You Meet A Nurse?

    Who is over 180 pounds, EXTREMELY MUSCULAR, has a blonde BOWL CUT and is an outweigh stereotypical geek BIG glasses included! How would a person say their FINAL GOODBYE'S as of course since the nurse is a geek, his only option to me as a patient, is going to strangIe me to death...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 3, 2013

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    What Do You Think Of A Jock Who Cannot Beat A Nerd In A Fight?

    Note. This sounds absurd but I am NOT making this up, a skinny, ill-looking nerd jumped on a jock who stole his iPhone away from him. The nerd got enraged and the nerd jumped on the 'jock' person and wrapped his body around the jock, the nerd was upside-down and had his legs...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 11, 2013

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    atadir atadir 51-55, M Feb 3, 2013

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    Have You Ever Been Killed By A Blonde Nerd Who Was A Nurse And He Had A Bowl Cut?

    2 days ago, a nerdy nurse with a blonde bowl cut literally ate me alive. he didn't just eat me, but like all the food he eats, he attempted to swallow me whole, FEET FIRST. I'm typing this in his stomach. i pray he never gets heartburn. EP Link
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 10, 2013

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    Just Workin' Out My Nerdthighs Today...

    I didn't have time to do my regular 5 mile bicycle, but I did a shorter circuit...My muscular thighs are just a wee bit sore. Tomorrow is a run day. I gotta keep my nerd thighs muscular, in case I get the urge to strangle somebody with them. >:)
    hylierandom hylierandom 41-45 2 Responses Feb 8, 2013

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    Am I The Only One Annoyed By These Nerd Questions?

    http://www.experienceproject.com/question-answer/Am-I-The-Only-One-Annoyed-By-These-Nerd-Questions/1746557 Popular press: Nerdy nurse kills patient by strangling him to death between his BULGING, MASSIVE thighs? Nerd crushes TREE in HALF with just his THIGHS - AMAZING or not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 9, 2013

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    A Different Direction, But I Think It Is The Same Guy (?)

    Could extreme trauma cause a person to have false memories (eg. was attacked by a mythical beast)? A boy, 16 yrs old at the time, went diving with 3 other companions. he said that he witnessed 3 of his comrades be devoured by a dragonmonster. he drew a sketch of it, and kept his...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 17, 2013

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    Why Do People Say That A Nerd Can Strangle A Person To Death With His Thighs?

    That story going around about the nerd that strangled a boy to death with his thighs is made up...urban legend..myth and here's why: I looked in news archives and found nothing about some boy who'd killed another by strangling him with his legs anywhere. something like this, even...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 13, 2013

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    Why Does Having A Blonde Bowl Cut Make Nerdy Nurses So Mad And Violent? Especially Their Bulging, Creamy Thighs?

    I met a nerdy Nurse who had a blonde BOWL CUT, and he strangled me with his thighs, then he grabbed me with the same thighs and ate me feet first. Boy did he have sharp pointy teeth. EP Link
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 16, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    Stretching for today's leg workout:)
    Ellyhi Ellyhi 13-15, F a week ago

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    Ok... this is what happened... It was my Senior Year in High School and I'm the type of girl that gets along with everyone, so I had a big group of friends but I never considered...
    JCTY1512 JCTY1512 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    I'm a little dude, about 5-1 or 5-2 and 130 lbs. it isn't hard to be stronger than me, my three sisters are and every girl I have ever dated, including the only on shorter than me...
    Carlsoncarly Carlsoncarly 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 4

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    I'm short and have an hourglass figure - think Marilyn Monroe with thinner thighs. I will never be a tall, skinny supermodel. I hate my tummy - even at my lowest adult weight (107...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 15 Responses Aug 5

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    This corset is unique in that it's two laces in the front and one during the back. This enables for great adjustability and the perfect suit. Our Black Underneath-Bust Corset is...
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    From start till end, working as a CEO of Cheezy Pizza Company, Inc., Matt Lotze developed a complete franchise and operating system such as all operations manuals, employee manuals...
    wilson203 wilson203 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    I only know specific nerdy stuff.... Kids used to call me the "cool nerd"...My nerdy friends used to call me a nerd because I didn't know the nerdy things they were talking about...
    LeonardFinch LeonardFinch 16-17, M Aug 24

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    If everyone shared the lessons and knowledge of their lives, we could learn so much from each other, and there would be more empathy and less strife. Here are some of the wisdom...
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    Sprinkler force can also be enhanced by putting in minimal flow-level nozzles, or by splitting an present station into two by including an extra station solenoid.Disc filters are...
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    i am an true old school gamer, and been a book nerd all my life. and yet, i have never felt like a nerd. i have gotten more than my fair share of sex in my time. those nerd girls...
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda 46-50, M 2 Responses Aug 10

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    Yeah sure I'm a nerd but not in everything though. I act nerdy when the situation calls for it. I'm also nerdy in the sense that I love reading fiction novels and I adore the...
    FunnyandNerdy FunnyandNerdy 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 20

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