I Am A Nerd With Strong Thighs

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    Is A Geek A Type Of Nerd?

    There is a person I know who has blonde hair, big light blue eyes and he wears black framed narrow prescription glasses that are really thick. he has blonde hair and he has a messy bowl cut. he loves working out and hes 200 lbs of just muscle. he's not very smart at least not...
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    26-30
    Feb 13, 2013

    Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are!

    I have been dreaming about nerds strangling me with their strong thighs!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jan 24, 2013

    Is It Possible For Your Everyday Nerd To Strangle The Average-Built Person To Death By Using His Legs Or His Thighs?

    Doesn't seem possible to me at all. When the person is running out of air because he can't breathe, like it or not he will be punching and hitting insanely..and you have many VERY sensitive nerves in the legs, the Perional Nerve being one. the victim wouldn't even have to KNOW it...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 11, 2013

    What do you think of a guy

    who puts his neck between a nerd's thighs and then gets choked to death? A 17 year old boy was found strangled in his car and the coroner concluded he'd been strangled between a set of thighs. he was last seen alive with'' 3 nerds. '' he was described as an athletic-type of...
    larc77 larc77
    18-21, M
    Apr 3, 2014

    LOL

    KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL them all
    RipperBeak RipperBeak
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Feb 18, 2013

    A Different Direction, But I Think It Is The Same Guy (?)

    Could extreme trauma cause a person to have false memories (eg. was attacked by a mythical beast)? A boy, 16 yrs old at the time, went diving with 3 other companions. he said that he witnessed 3 of his comrades be devoured by a dragonmonster. he drew a sketch of it, and kept his...
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    26-30
    Mar 17, 2013

    Are People Only Annoyed By Nerd Thighs Because They Are Afraid?

    Scientists at the university of Thigh, Thighland, have conducted tests and found that if a nerd were 20 feet tall, he would be able to snap the wings off of a Boeing 747 fighter jet, using only his thighs. ...Blonde muscular, tan nerds who are also nurses and EXTREMELY muscular...
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    26-30
    1 Response Mar 10, 2013

    This should be a game.

    ..free roam at that too, you just walk around and when you see someone you are just like " ha nope! Strangle!" And you'd get missions and stuff and I would play it.
    Antivenomgirl Antivenomgirl
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 8, 2014

    I Gagagaga

    I could easily strangle that weird ugly guy out of the film "Blade runner" (you know, the one who gets his eyes popped out?) I could strangle him very quickly with my strong, flexible thighs. I could probably even strangle a horse. Haha..
    DraculaTheVampire DraculaTheVampire
    18-21, F
    Mar 5, 2013

    Better believe it! And not just thighs,

    pretty much everything. Though, I do have a healthy layer of cushion... Anyway...I find it a bit funny how shocked people look when I lift a fridge, big screen or some other monstrous piece of equipment by myself. The looks of awe are often coupled with "dude! How much you...
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel
    22-25, M
    2 Responses May 30, 2014

    Help, I Keep Dying?

    Whenever I cross paths with a nerd, he always strangles me to death with his thighs. What can I do? I have died 27 times. Every single time I cross a nerd, he'll jump on me and crush me to death with his thighs. Apparently, my neck looks irresistible to them. I am sick of it. I'm...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 27, 2013
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    26-30
    Feb 3, 2013

    Am I The Only One Annoyed By These Nerd Questions?

    http://www.experienceproject.com/question-answer/Am-I-The-Only-One-Annoyed-By-These-Nerd-Questions/1746557 Popular press: Nerdy nurse kills patient by strangling him to death between his BULGING, MASSIVE thighs? Nerd crushes TREE in HALF with just his THIGHS - AMAZING or not...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 9, 2013

    He Doesn'T Stick Solely To EP!

    Thanks to a fellow EP member for collating all of his electronic footprints! http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-for-a-nerd-the-stereotypical-kind-to-strangle-with-legs-91796/ http://uk.ask.com/beauty/Strangling-Thighs http://wiki.answers.com/Q...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 23, 2013

    Nerd Thighs.

    *strangles you* They want me to make this story long? *Strangles EP with thighs* *strangles the universe with thighs*
    AreYouMadCool AreYouMadCool
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 3, 2013

    What Do You Think Of A Jock Who Cannot Beat A Nerd In A Fight?

    Note. This sounds absurd but I am NOT making this up, a skinny, ill-looking nerd jumped on a jock who stole his iPhone away from him. The nerd got enraged and the nerd jumped on the 'jock' person and wrapped his body around the jock, the nerd was upside-down and had his legs...
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    26-30
    1 Response Feb 11, 2013

    Why Do People Say That A Nerd Can Strangle A Person To Death With His Thighs?

    That story going around about the nerd that strangled a boy to death with his thighs is made up...urban legend..myth and here's why: I looked in news archives and found nothing about some boy who'd killed another by strangling him with his legs anywhere. something like this, even...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 13, 2013

    *Flexes Her Thighs*

    Yeah Im a nerd with strong thighs and I shoot acid out of my vajayjay sooooo you watch it!!!LOL I just had ot join this group cause the Nerd Thighs Guy is a legend.... bloody annoying but still a legend :-P
    Gemzaayy Gemzaayy
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 8, 2013

    A Cleverly Disguised Nerd Thigh Question

    My friend says he'll choke me out. what does being choked out feel like? (16 years old, he's 18)? My friend is 202 lbs and quite tall. he's strangled people before until they ''went to sleep '' as he calls it. he can never remember how long it takes. he says its like having a...
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    26-30
    1 Response Feb 15, 2013

    A Transcript Of My Conversation With The Legend Himself

    March 3, 2013:Me: THOSE FASCISTS ALREADY FLAGGED YOUR LATEST QUESTION! NOT COOL!Him: I WILL STRANGLE THEM ALL, TO **DEATH**, WITH MY VERY STRONG BULGING COLOSSAL NERD-THIGHS! GHHHRRRRRAAAAAHHHH! *5 loud pops, then explosions of blood all over the page* THHHHHIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHH...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 3, 2013

    Do You Think You Are An Expert On Nerds?

    You must answer all these questions correctly, and if not, you know nothing about nerds, nerdology, OR thighology! Prize is a full grown blonde nerd with huge thighs. 1. What is the average Thigh circumference of a male nerd aged 18-21? 2. Last year, how many people died due to...
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    26-30
    Mar 10, 2013

    I Am Taking It Upon Myself To Archive The Nerd/Thigh Questions When I See Them, For Posterity

    Here is one from a year ago: Do you think my Friend could probably KILL/STRANGLE me with his LEGS? My friend is 17-18, he's a pretty big (6'0 or more) but very skinny, pale dark-haired guy. He's clever and he looks adorable. He swims as well and he's super-nice!! Anyway his...
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    26-30
    1 Response Feb 8, 2013

    I Had Thigh Withdrawal

    So I went searching for nerd thighs. I found this Yahoo Answerer who said that the Nerd Thigh Strangler is mentally ill. If so, I'd feel bad about laughing about nerd thighs so much. Here is what the person said: "These questions are left by a mentally ill person in Europe who...
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    26-30
    Apr 17, 2013

    What Is A 'Headscissor'? A Person Threatened To Put Me In It?

    A man 18 yrs old I confronted him because he was bullying me and my buddy. he got angry and his friend told me (weirdly) to play a game of rock/paper/scissors and he (the bully) told me that if he won, he'd put me in a headscissor. what is a headscissor, and can it kill you? he...
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    26-30
    Feb 25, 2013

    Have You Ever Been Killed By A Blonde Nerd Who Was A Nurse And He Had A Bowl Cut?

    2 days ago, a nerdy nurse with a blonde bowl cut literally ate me alive. he didn't just eat me, but like all the food he eats, he attempted to swallow me whole, FEET FIRST. I'm typing this in his stomach. i pray he never gets heartburn. EP Link
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    26-30
    Mar 10, 2013
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    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 4, 2013

    Do You Think EP Needs More Nerd Thighs, Pyrokinetic Plants And Killer Nurses?

    All three are nerds I know a plant named Roger whose a nerd. he works out his thighs 3 times a day, reps of 500. EP Link
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    26-30
    Mar 16, 2013

    Was He Threatening Me?

    I wanted to know what it felt like to be strangled so I asked him to do it a little bit and I'd tap out when it hurts too much. He's 200 lbs so he's a big guy it's mostly muscle. He's 18. Anyway I told him to not squeeze too hard and he said 'but I might feel like it. i'll do it...
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    26-30
    Feb 22, 2013

    Is This A Nerd Or A Geek?

    this person looks like a nerd. he wears thick black glasses, his haircut is the kind you'd expect to find on a nerd. his clothing is sometimes nerdy sometimes it's casual but plain. he's not smart academically . he works out a lot and is big he likes syfy shows, action movies and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 25, 2013

    Would You Appreciate It If A Nerdy Nurse Strangled You To Death With His Thighs?

    There is a nerd that frequently strangles people and he's aiming to get a career at nursing. Reason for him strangling people? He was being called names and some guy hit him in the mouth so he nearly choked the guy to death and not in the karate way I mean the way where you crush...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 21, 2013

    Erudite Skills...

    I can perch on shoulders at sci-fi conventions for hours...and I'm also -very skilled- in the intimate arts.Nerds are versatile. I dare you to give us a chance.
    TheWomanWhoDid TheWomanWhoDid
    36-40
    1 Response Jan 1, 2013

    Why Would Someone Make Up A Whole Story About Killing Somebody?

    He claims he's strangled a person until he passed out (during a fight). his description of 'choking' closely matches that of restricting a person's air flow by compressing the larynx, and not so much restricting blood flow to the head. anyway, he says he held him in the hold...
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    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 23, 2013

    How To Say Your Prayers When You Meet A Nurse?

    Who is over 180 pounds, EXTREMELY MUSCULAR, has a blonde BOWL CUT and is an outweigh stereotypical geek BIG glasses included! How would a person say their FINAL GOODBYE'S as of course since the nurse is a geek, his only option to me as a patient, is going to strangIe me to death...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 3, 2013

    Latest Drawing

    Since it seems some unnamed KILLJOY decided to flag our group about pics of nerds with strong thighs, I have to put this in here by default. EDIT: "The world needs to know about killer nerds that sport a blonde BOWL CUT and are evil nurses at the same time and EXTREMELY muscular...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 8, 2013

    Why Does Having A Blonde Bowl Cut Make Nerdy Nurses So Mad And Violent? Especially Their Bulging, Creamy Thighs?

    I met a nerdy Nurse who had a blonde BOWL CUT, and he strangled me with his thighs, then he grabbed me with the same thighs and ate me feet first. Boy did he have sharp pointy teeth. EP Link
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 16, 2013

    A Riddle

    Thighology question: what is the exact PSI that a nerd with a bowl cut exert with his thighs on a human skull? EPIC ANSWER: 4 times the constricting powder of an anaconda...sounds right! Nerds have been known to smash atoms apart with their thighs. the Russian meteor was...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 21, 2013

    Video - Nerd With Strong Biceps

    Look at the muscles on that curly haired nerd! Wow!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 8, 2013

    Just Workin' Out My Nerdthighs Today...

    I didn't have time to do my regular 5 mile bicycle, but I did a shorter circuit...My muscular thighs are just a wee bit sore. Tomorrow is a run day. I gotta keep my nerd thighs muscular, in case I get the urge to strangle somebody with them. >:)
    hylierandom hylierandom
    41-45
    1 Response Feb 8, 2013

    Nerdy Thighs

    Can I just say this is the best group ever?
    PollySyllabacus PollySyllabacus
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Feb 1, 2013

    The Nerd'S Name Was Melvin Cross And The Jock'S Name Was Gregory Smith. based On A True Story!

    A short nerd being bullied by a red-headed, self-centered jock.The nerd had blonde hair, in a blonde BOWL CUT. It was in the eighties at the time, wearing a belt and green khaki's. One day, the nerd got enough abuse. The nerd thought up an excellent plan; to get rid of the one...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 21, 2013

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