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I Am A New Age Pirate

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    Voyaging

    Just a couple of pics from our last voyage (Icicle series races) for me pirate mates!
    scoundral scoundral 41-45, M 4 Responses Feb 16, 2011

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    The Story

      this is the story behind the bike i like so much   Cool Skeleton Motorbike Sunday, September 5, 2010 , Posted by Admin at 6:05 PM Check out this cool skeleton motorbike called Bone Bike or Iron Death has it's owner calls it...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 5 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    An Entertaining Evening

      The Experience Projects famous Iloveepwomen  AKA   poserssoontodie   I originally heard of this person when they began mindlessly tormenting a friend of mine Gankster in comments of stories she had posted in “ I am a New Age Pirate “ group. His first avatar was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Feb 15, 2011

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    The New Age Pirate New Years Party Re-cap

    There seems to be some confusion about memory loss during the party. No worries ... I installed a surveillance system that captured every moment. It turned out that the black box system is giving the puke at foto hut some problems. I was surprised we all fit in the tub together...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 1, 2011

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    Pirates Will Be Pirates

    We will sail to creepy dead head island and leave our marker in the cavrans.then we shall search the sea of EP for a bunch more kind of like em
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 23, 2011

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    Are You A Retarded Pirate??

    are you a retarded pirate ?? here are a few ways to tell... do you feel dumb when others around you are speaking?? have you ever got lost on the poop deck?? do you even know what a poop deck is?? have you ever went to the bulk head thinking of sex?? are you...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 3 Responses Jan 2, 2011

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    Dumb Question

    What happened to Ayne and Diane?
    HStoner HStoner 51-55, M 9 Responses Feb 22, 2011

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    A Special Thank You To My Pirate Family

    A special happy Valentines day wish to all my very sweet and thoughtful pirate comrades.You are all so very special to me as well as important to keeping myself alive and ina some what functioning state.As a special thanks I am going to make it my mission to visit each one of you...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 10, 2011

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    I Will not Put Up Any Walls

    Well if you havent heard, 15 of my friends all left EP at the same time. Same day. That leaves me with three friend. The ones that left, I had been interacting with for over six months.  When they left, they didnt say bye. Just gone. I have been writing about to much as of now...
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Feb 23, 2011

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    Rrrrrrrr ..... Me Wish To Renew ... Me Pirate Stause .. Me Tenders ...

    Permission to come aboard and start all new???? I needs me pirate mates to speak up for me if they want a bad spellin', miss-manerd short sighted, ugly deck hand.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 30, 2010

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    Mission Response To Yettie Rescue

    Now ... I am cutting threw the formalities for a couple reasons ...First .... I am sending and recieving these messages on a retrofitted 1982 xerox monochrom copier ... buget issues.There are only six and a half keys available for all functions.Secondly .... The swelling .. by...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 27, 2011

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    It’s A Pirates Live For Me

    It’s time to hoist up the mainsails And loose a few brain cells There is no room for cell phones This is not going to be the daily grindstone Don’t worry about that morning drive For what you will to do to survive It’s a pirates live for me It’s not all about the bounty...
    adarkhunter adarkhunter 51-55, M 4 Responses Jan 20, 2011

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    Wish To Join Too, Please!

    Hi, I'm Phaedra and want to join this group as a New Age Pirate. I live on an island, can sail, love the ocean and like stealing stuff! lol
    Phaedra1 Phaedra1 18-21, F 7 Responses Oct 23, 2010

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    Ice Road Trucking Michigan Style

    OK thanks to gankster i figured id try my hand at ice road trucking.. it really was her idea lol.. well i decided to do this in Michigan.. it turns out that their really are some cool people here and some very demented ones too.... this i found to be a little bit stressful so I'm...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 9 Responses Jan 7, 2011

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    I Took The Pirate Name Quiz... Iron Bess Roberts

      A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 11 Responses Nov 11, 2010

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    Cupcake2 Cupcake2 22-25, M 3 Responses Feb 27, 2011

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    Ye Have Been Fair Warned

    Sign that hangs above head onboard ship                                   “Warning” ******* on seat will result in Penis amputation by Guillotene.Look to your right to see what happened to the last offender.Enjoy the seat, ye have been fair...
    sinfulcundy sinfulcundy 31-35, F 26 Responses Feb 13, 2011

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    Tooo Much Rum

    hello my fellow pirates and vamps...what do you get when you mix a person who has been cooped up in a truck for a month with out seeing any real friends with his older brother???and long john silvers restraunt ?? and a camra??you get a whole lot of fun and a bad case of stupidity...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 5 Responses Feb 12, 2011

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    Thaughts

    have you ever thaught that it would be fun to surf on a star?? what about wind surf on the moon ?? what if you could fly without the aid of a plane.. how about being able to walk on water?? or my fave, time travel ?? i would love to travel back in time with just the things i own...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 3 Responses Dec 29, 2010

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    We Love Our Pirates

      The glamourising of pirates began early - and with a mystery. In 1724, a new book hit the London presses: A General History of the Robberies and Murders of the Most Notorious Pirates, by one Captain Charles Johnson. This who's who of celebrity pirates set the tone for...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 30, 2010

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    A Little Bit Of Every Thing

    OK as i sit here day dreaming of better times and listing to my heavy metal .." for therapeutic use only .lol. "i was thinking what i can do for my fellow mates and crew to help put a smile on there face...kinda part of the program i was put on after i finished righting .. I will...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 9 Responses Jan 18, 2011

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    A Little More Of The Mystery Revealed

    Well a little more footage from the black box recorder was recovered. It looks as though some where before Monaco and after Denver the urine detector in the hot tube indicated that the level had reached a critical stage...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 2, 2011

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    Mission response: Yettie Rescue #5

    OK  .. ummm your last transmission was a little disturbing .. in an enjoyable way ... LOL  but ... It looks as though it is going to take me a little longer to actually get a location ... See I was all excited about  my new gun I got for this hunt Well I rushed out of my cabin...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jan 28, 2011

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    Oh No!!

    Oh no i have just learned some disturbing news... ok i have found out that i posted this story 3 times i deleted the one and now this one will be in a few days also if its not to much of a hassel would you please leave your messages on the other story please i think  this will...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 4 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    Here I Go Agin

    well i have noticed that a lot of new people have jumped on board with the N.A.P. ... especially after the original group got killed off and the remaining ones went into the depths of the earth to Regain their souls and come back shining brighter than before ... i also noticed...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 4 Responses Mar 7, 2011

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    Put Up Or Shut Up

    hi guys its time for me to put up or shut up ..lol i have recently received a job offer  to drive over seas and i am looking into it it will be in Iran or Afghanistan or Ghana .. i figured id let y'all know and i will try to keep y'all posted on what happens I'm looking at over...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 9 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    I Did The Pitate Name Quiz

    Your Pirate Name be ... Bartolomeo You are the most intelligent of all pirates. Although your name is feared, you live a relatively normal life and let your lackeys to all the work for you. You know how to never be caught and live the...
    nybler nybler 41-45, M 2 Responses Sep 30, 2010

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    A Little Bit Of Every Thing

    OK as i sit here day dreaming of better times and listing to my heavy metal .." for therapeutic use only .lol. "i was thinking what i can do for my fellow mates and crew to help put a smile on there face...kinda part of the program i was put on after i finished righting .. I will...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M Jan 18, 2011

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    Time To Deal With A Pesky Yettie

      Time to deal with a pesky yettie ….   Well, I seem to have regained most of my strength and me and the parrot dealt with a few interlopers very harshly. That was a buzzard and a woodpecker that seemed to have set their sights on taking advantage of my recent weakend...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 26, 2011

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    On Da Bus, Disappearing Through The Wormhole, Darkly.

    Gathering for one last trip though the wormhole, our pretty pirates get onboard.  The list is called.  Names are posted on the Just After St. Valentine’s Day Massacre Wall of Remembrance. We’ve not posted pictures of the departed, because we don’t know what they look...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 22, 2011

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    Arrrrrgh Me Hearties

    Arrrrrrrrrrrgh me 21st-century-hearties!!!!!!!!!Be careful or we will send your WOW ships to the bottom of the ocean.And Plunder your iPhones.
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 1, 2011

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    Arrested And Tortured

    I'm 13 and last night I had a nightmare. It was horrible, I woke up crying. The dream was that I was arrested&couldn't see my family any more. When I got to the prison it was not a normal prison, It was dark&scary as if it was a dungeon or a psychiatric ward. I was alone in the...
    hazeleyedgirl hazeleyedgirl 13-15 2 Responses Dec 27, 2011

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    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 2 Responses Apr 28, 2014

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    Me

        i warn you some of this story might bring a tear to your eye i was just remembering the old days before things went weird and i discovered girls were sexy.... like how i use to bring my mom flowers, and tell my dad that my day or his cant start until we have Coffey and a...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 3 Responses Jan 8, 2011

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    Im Scared

    i looked up what my pirate name was.... i entered hound dog and it gave me Cap'n Patrick Mauvebeard what typ of pirate name is that ?? it so sounds gay..... or worce off its lame.. oh well better luck next time i had some pics to put in a story here but i just cant seem to figure...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 4 Responses Jan 2, 2011

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    I Have Found And Caught The Inside Person

    OK now we all know that cap. ayne's special box of family jewels was fondled and touched then stolen from our capt. while she was asleep and i was on watch.... well i have been informed that my crew of in laws and out laws have been very successful on catching the bandits...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 8 Responses Jan 29, 2011

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    A Comedy Of Something

    Being from the US Midwest, my knowledge of saltwater sailing is rather limited. That notwithstanding, I once found myself in charge of a small vessel departing the Port of Sausalito, CA into the wind and weather of the Golden Gate. Aboard was one man besides myself, he from...
    HStoner HStoner 51-55, M 8 Responses Oct 3, 2010

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    Not Sure About New Age, But Definately A Pirate!

    Love racing my sailboat offshore..........along with a bit of piliging, drinking flogging and wenching and a box full of fine cigars!
    scoundral scoundral 41-45, M 2 Responses Feb 3, 2011

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    Oh No!!

    Oh no i have just learned some disturbing news... while out patrolling on the beach, i heard a fight break out over a stupid looking glass.. so i went to break up the fight.. ( little did i know it was a set up to distract me.. ) when it was over i heard captain Ayne yelling for...
    hounddog22 hounddog22 36-40, M 10 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    Just got into this and I'm looking for someone to Ageplay with but has to be a strict daddy. Anyone interested message me
    nopics765 nopics765 31-35, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I am at Kerala for the third time.I am at a place called Thekaddy.Today,I took my parents for the boat ride on Lake Periyar.I was a bit tensed as it might be a bit difficult for...
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Gong Hey Fat Choy! Happy Chinese New year!
    cjg1289 cjg1289 26-30, M 3 hrs ago

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    Hey. I would like to see a nice warm welcome from you all and I sure do hope I get to finally make some nice new friends and maybe we can get to know each other. Please feel free...
    Shanmaro Shanmaro 18-21, M 4 hrs ago

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    Ok. So I'm 47. Soon to be 48 (Apr 2016). Am on a dating site (PoF). I'm told I look younger. Fine. That's nice. Complimentary even. In real life yeah. In the virtual world of...
    Yamshark Yamshark 46-50, M 6 hrs ago

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    Just got on tonight and am trying to meet new friends
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