I Am A New World Pirate

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    I Messed Up

    Yes I know I messed up... I did drunk dial your number . I did drive by your house .. I did right you a letter of love and hate.... For all this I'm guilty .. I once lived to here your voice to feel your touch .. The best thing in my life was holding you and cressing your body...
    hounddog22 hounddog22
    36-40, M
    4 Responses May 9, 2011

    Tattered Tarnished And Bruised

    Tattered , tarnished , bruised and a little broken. But full of pride.. for a pirate is what we be.. this crew has lost , won , loved and hated.. but never has a intruder ever broken our spirit... I say they brought a fight to our table and M.D.M. has payed the price...
    hounddog22 hounddog22
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Aug 25, 2011

    Chapter 22 Hd's Past.....

    I also noticed the big masted ship approach .. I to recognised it instantly .. it is the works of davy Jones ... i did not find my self hiding nor did jump ship.. ill take his chalange as for I have server under his royal pain in the *** .. lord David Jones ... It was years ago...
    hounddog22 hounddog22
    36-40, M
    10 Responses Mar 30, 2011

    Chapter 12 Revenge Of Our Fallen

    OK as we all know we have had a few Miss hap's in the resent story's ... first a stowaway .. then a ship wreck.. then we get marooned on a island .. now our favorite little buddy is a rag doll or i mean a vodo doll.. now with me being the master at arms this is very disturbing...
    hounddog22 hounddog22
    36-40, M
    8 Responses Mar 12, 2011

    Our Log Book Is Empty

    Ahoy, me mates and maties.  It has come to the attention of the Loose Cannon, that there seems to be a dearth of adventure for this crew yet. Sure, we’ve all got to know each other, but that ain’t so much.  Now, Mr. Loose Cannon, noticing the great and imaginative talent...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 4, 2011

    Chapter 20 - The Black Spot

    We stared silently at the ghostly ship, each of us contemplating whether or not we had been seen. A rowing boat began to emerge through the fog, and our worries were confirmed. It was seemingly empty but for a transparent lantern. 'Show yourself!' the Captain yelled. Nothing...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Mar 25, 2011
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses May 15, 2011

    Chapter 11 Dog Leg

    I woke in the afternoon sun laying on a pile of relieving, but not perfect ,sails down for repair. I happened to remember that I still had to see what was in my winning chest. That horride Oder was faint, but definite. I rolled over onto my partially tender sun burnt belly and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 9, 2011

    Wow

    wow really....... really???i cant believe that the whole story has ended with me and my story give me a few and ill wright the next chapter
    hounddog22 hounddog22
    36-40, M
    6 Responses Apr 13, 2011

    Hey

    OK i have a question for the group aging... i have been approached with a contract to do the ice road trucker show next season I'm not sure if i want to or not ... please give me some feed back on the pros and cons of the show Ive never really watched it .. i mean Ive seen bits...
    hounddog22 hounddog22
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Mar 13, 2011

    Permission To Come Abord

    Well I was sitting on my bed in the castle room drawing this picture right here when all of a sudden I hear a lot of shouting and a foghorn near the port. Since my bedroom door was locked from the outside and no one knew  the princess could teliport I rushed to  write a...
    PrincessCeNedra PrincessCeNedra
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Aug 27, 2011

    The Next Chapter

    Kate raced down to the harbor and there was a huge ship, The Black Pearl, out there.  She was strangely drawn to it.  Why?  She walked along the shoreline, pondering her desire to see it.  How could it be done?  Stopping by the pub, she went in and ordered her drink.  She...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Apr 18, 2011

    Attention. all minions we are getting ready to

    set sail. attention. all minions we are getting ready to set sail. please report to the nearest port of entry to board the ship Have you ever seen any minions please send them back to hounddog I have one running loose by the name of sluttpuppy If seen catch him do not release...
    hounddog22 hounddog22
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jan 21, 2015

    Chapter 7- Mopping The Deck.

    However, she grit her teeth and pulled another bucket of salt water from the sea and sloshed it across the deck. Before the setting of the sun she will have this muck scrubbed, mopped and good enough to eat off... or her name is not Grieta. This is backbreaking work, but she is...
    Grieta Grieta
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Mar 6, 2011

    Hello All

    i just wanted to stop by and say a BIG HELLO to all me neglected friends and family.. i have been working really hard to get what i want and it looks like it will pay off next month...i will be buying my new trk next month it will cost around $140,000.00   this is going to be...
    hounddog22 hounddog22
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Dec 12, 2011

    Chapter 25 - Unexpected Guests

    Chapter 25. It was late at night and my turn to keep watch from the crow’s nest. I saw from afar a couple walking unsteadily to our boat. As they got closer, I could hear the voices of Bill and Kate singing the Randy Dandy O song… way off key. “Heave a pawl, oh, heave away...
    Grieta Grieta
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Apr 26, 2011

    I Guess I See Why Now

    I had been wondering why people complained about others and the amount of profiles they had  ....... As it turned out to be, all of our 15 friends that we had grown to know and  like very well, were all one person. She was using her interactions on EP for a type of reserch for...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 25, 2011

    Chapter 1

        Chapter 1Call me BrainTumor. Some years ago … never mind how long precisely, I had a dream… of one small step for man … and pickled pigs feet on the house … what  .. oh no … I seem to have fallen asleep after six or eight pigs feet and several pints of ale.  I...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 5, 2011

    Chapter 6 - Kate's Side Of It

    Whatever possessed her to join this motley crew of pirates, except her own naivety and call of the sea, darn it!  The stench was unbearable, the cook out of commission and here she was trying to sort out everything.....it all started with her being magically drawn--oh all her...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 6, 2011

    Just For Kicks..

    if it wernt for the gutter my mind would be homeless!!!!!!objection from a former sailor....   i object and take exception to everyone  saying that obama and congress are spending money like a drunken sailor..as a former drunken sailor,i quit when i ran out of money.....
    hounddog22 hounddog22
    36-40, M
    5 Responses Dec 12, 2011

    Chapter 13. Unlucky Number

    Well, we were all preparing for this ‘special’ show to entertain those in the know who promised to cure BT from the voodoo woman’s evil spell. It was to be a song and dance melodrama with the cook dressed as the girl of Hounddog’s dreams. I fear the poor misguided woman...
    Grieta Grieta
    41-45, F
    9 Responses Mar 12, 2011

    Chapter 3 - Down In The Bilges

    After loading their chest on board, BT and HD lowered it down to the bottom of the ship where it is too dark to see any graphics. Fortunately, the usual smells of foul water and the rats' doings masked the scent of the chest. To avoid getting the ship out of trim, I wrapped...
    HStoner HStoner
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Mar 5, 2011

    No.14 - Oblivious Down Below

    Writing, once again, from the bilges, with no shore leave for a month, offers a unique perspective. Dark, damp, and foul smells are the lot down here. However, ... A day ago, as I checked whether our pumper was keeping up with the leaks, I saw the Captain and another whom I...
    HStoner HStoner
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Mar 12, 2011

    A Pirate Looks At 40, Old Skoola......rum Drunk Here On Out

     A Pirate Looks At Forty"Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call,Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall.You've seen it all, you've seen it all.Watch the men who rode you, Switch from sails to steam.And in your belly you hold the treasure that few have...
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jun 16, 2011

    Chapter 2 They Call Me H.d.

    hello . loose cannon B.T . how are you ? and what is that god awful smell?? dude you know that i have to search that chest before you can bring it aboard the ship ??? right????  wow it smells something very badd...... i cant believe you brought this here the capt will have a...
    hounddog22 hounddog22
    36-40, M
    5 Responses Mar 5, 2011

    Master At Arms

    your master at arms is reporting for duty ...sory im late i had one last fling with a boat of all girls and wow can they party ... they ***** sherched me upone entering ther ship and i was lead around by my ... well that is not important..lol. im here to install the best typ of...
    hounddog22 hounddog22
    36-40, M
    1 Response Feb 25, 2011

    Chapter 9 - The Sea Monster

    For days I've had to go fishing (using leftover scraps I could find for bait) while the rest of the crew are alseep. Food supplies, being a valuable source, are divided equally between them everyday, so someone is bound to notice if extra goes missing. As a pirate in hiding, I...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Mar 7, 2011

    Now Crew Complete

    In order to have a chaotic exciting adventure in any form .... you have to have a loose cannon .. :-) I may be over qaulified but will gladly fill the position. LOL
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 23, 2011

    Chapter 17- Dance Of The Phoenix

    I was on my way back from the warm pools when I heard someone coming. I jumped out of the road and fell down hard in the underbrush. I was still wet from my bath at the pool. I could feel the loose sand and pieces of leaves getting stuck to my body. “Darn it!” I said under my...
    Grieta Grieta
    41-45, F
    7 Responses Mar 21, 2011
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