I Am a Ninja

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 384 People


    I am convinced I've learned to become a ninja out of necessity. Sometimes I will be watching tv and people throw **** at me and I don't see it coming but catch it, cus I sense it there. I think this is because in school people use to throw **** at me all the time, and it really...
    LylaRocks LylaRocks
    26-30, F
    Apr 9, 2008
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    2 Responses Feb 2, 2014

    To-shin Do

    Yo, im a student of To-Shin Do in mason, ohio. Same 9 schools as Bujinkan.
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    Mar 25, 2010

    Ninjas Are Kickass!

    ninjas are kickass!..... theres nothin else to it
    ninja ninja
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 10, 2007

    I think I grew up on too many ninja films

    and now anime. I just imagine running up walls and fighting with swords.
    juicyyousy juicyyousy
    26-30, M
    May 11, 2014

    Ninjutsu A Way Of Life

    ย Hello all I have been training in Bujinkan Ninjutsu since 1992. I have been teaching since 2005. It has become a part of me and my life.It has helped me through some tough times, I hope that all of you can depend on your Martial training for the same thing as well.Whenever I...
    Dcamp123 Dcamp123
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Dec 27, 2011

    shortfry3 shortfry3
    16-17, F
    Apr 12, 2015

    Chijago Amija

    My name's Ailani Usagi, I'm the Fetal Kidnap victim of David and Jennifer Jackson, and the lost child & heir of a 12,000 year Royal Lineage. I wish to be a baby girl again so I needn't worry about so much of the Negativity in the world these days, but I can't decide how long I...
    WhiteLegoNinja WhiteLegoNinja
    16-17, T
    Feb 26, 2013

    My Ninja-to

    i practice the art of stealth with passion it is the only mistriss that will not leave me i constantly learn and build my dojo, soon i shall have a castle in my mind i have longed to fight but know that it is best to remain hidden, to conserve my own and take fom my enemy long...
    zimmerman zimmerman
    18-21, M
    Mar 8, 2008

    Special Gift

    I have a knack for walking up to people almost directly in font of them and scaring the crap out of them when I start talking. I still haven't figured out why people don't notice that I'm right next to them but it's lots of fun. I had a friend refer to me as being uberstealthy .
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    Jun 12, 2008

    near future

    well when i am really rich i want a house that has a ninja training in my backyard. like obstacle course and stuff like that. for weapon training, sparing, climbing, sneaking around, and other stuff to perfect my ninja skills.
    lonewanderer lonewanderer
    22-25, M
    Apr 14, 2008

    This is a bit of a comical story,

    but I think I want to give this a shot. Ninjas are known to be silent and very quick in movements. As a ninja myself (not truthfully but in jest) I will admit that I possess these qualities. As it relates to silence, I have been told that I am a quiet person. Before I truly...
    NinjaGuide321 NinjaGuide321
    26-30, M
    Dec 19, 2013

    So You Think You Are a Ninja?

    I don't care what you think if you are or not but, the real question is has any one else beat Ninja Gaiden II? Man that game rocks. Sure Ryu isn't as quiet as the rest of the ninjas but hey, he gets the job done. Also that game is so awesome because you can cut limbs off and...
    hornyninja hornyninja
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jul 2, 2008

    Trying Something New...

     OK.  I know what you might think...why she would like to learn how to use a Katana... (sword)? I always wanted to learn who to fight with swords and guess what I just got accepted by the school and sensei as a student, which I was skeptical about it as it is usually...
    Bambola Bambola
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Oct 14, 2009


    I am a ninja in training, I take Togakure-ryu Ninjutsu, Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu, and Jujutsu. I'll take you out!
    isamorena isamorena
    22-25, F
    2 Responses May 10, 2007

    Pretty Much

    I been reppin' the ninjas for a pretty longass time now.Word skillet.
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    Nov 7, 2011

    Ninja Geek

    Yes, I am a ninja geek. A rare breed of ninja. I do all of the things a regular ninja does, but my primary skillz lie in fixing your pc. I can swiftly get in, fix your box, and disappear into the night without you even knowing I'm there. I will, however, leave my bill behind...
    mimsy2 mimsy2
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Sep 21, 2008

    Well, I always walk up to people I know to say

    hi, and they always flinch or yelp. I could be in plane sight, and they will still swear that I snuck up on them.... I also don't like to make sound. I shut doors quietly and spend a lot of my day in silence.
    INNERzen INNERzen
    18-21, M
    Jan 17, 2016

    I Will Be!

    i am looking for the real happiness but it could only be found in adventures, which gives limitation in real life,, those who has the same feeling like me, help!!
    exodian exodian
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 13, 2009
    SeaunAtchison SeaunAtchison
    22-25, M
    May 28, 2015

    Hell Yes I'm a Ninja!!

    ninjas are phenomenal. they are sneaky, and are all around...awesome. i played a ninja in a movie once. and it was pretty much hilarious business. because he was a ninja in disguise...really he was a rather feminine british man, with a strong addiction to coffee. but he was an...
    kkid kkid
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jun 25, 2007

    I can walk up and stand next to people without

    them noticing them also I know about 20 presser points on a human body which is why my friends call me a f*****g ninja... Also self defence lessons help
    YourGoodFriend YourGoodFriend
    16-17, M
    Mar 12, 2014

    Cloud Clan

    i am the last survivor of the ninjas of cloud clan..i will restore my clan..ninjas join me and fight under the crest of the cloud..we will show the world the power we hold..let the era of ninjas begin..
    CloudNinjaForever CloudNinjaForever
    18-21, M
    1 Response May 26, 2012

    Lord Of The Sly

    All this talk of clans and names and feuds with irrelevant sword-swingers disgusts me! There are only two abilities one must have to be a ninja: to blend in and to kill. If you can't do either of those two things, or worse both, you are useless and you are begging for a bullet in...
    SourPennies SourPennies
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 19, 2013

    Dang I pulled a muscle trying to do an air

    kick๐Ÿ˜ต XD. I try to be a ninja at by trying not to make the floor boards creak at the dead of night and just when I'm almost where I wanted to be, I make the floor board creak on the stairs. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜†
    FunnyandNerdy FunnyandNerdy
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 20, 2014

    i am a ninja, maybe a unicorn,

    the world may never know.
    nancypixel nancypixel
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 11, 2015

    I have taken a combined total of over 12 years

    of martial arts. One of which is primarily based off of small knife combat. I am fairly decent at fencing. I have a very compact body, with above normal strength. I can ride horses. I can use a bow and arrow with acceptable accuracy. (Working on horseback ability.) My name is...
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    Jul 28, 2015

    Because there's no experience

    that says "I am a disco pirate ninja."
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    1 Response May 1, 2015

    Gift For Slience

    I have the Ninja gift for silence. I can casually walk and appear beside people and scare the living daylights out of them. Without them noticing I was there the whole time. I don't speak much either.
    RiuChan RiuChan
    18-21, F
    Sep 29, 2012

    Fear The Emo Ninja

    He cries, He kills, and Then He Cries Again!   See how super amazingly fast! HE'S A BLUR YOU CAN'T SEE EM!
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    4 Responses May 11, 2010

    The Trained Assasin At Age 4 :d

    Once, there was a little girl named christina, who at age 4, had began her journey toward "ninja-ness".......at "jackie"s lil gymnests" in a far off land high in the mountens of revere! Her first lessons from her master "ching chong, wingity wong!" or jackie for short. she...
    LoveISHateHateISLove LoveISHateHateISLove
    13-15, F
    1 Response May 11, 2011

    Me: I'm a ninja! Non believer: no your

    not Me: did u see me do that? Non believer: do what? Me: exactly (throws smoke bomb on the floor and disappears)
    chocolatecrazy9010 chocolatecrazy9010
    16-17, F
    1 Response Aug 5, 2015


    How cool would this be?!!!!!!!! I wanna be a ninja and karate chop randmon things and people and jump around all day off of high buildings
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    3 Responses Jan 12, 2009

    One of My Passions M

     I've been obsessed with martial arts since little. I 've done taekwondo, capoeira and right now I'm doing Muay Thai. I dream about going to a ninja camp in Thailand to get more into Muay Thai chaiya style. I love martial arts movies and I'm looking for a nujitsu school. Any...
    Bambola Bambola
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jul 22, 2009

    I feel like every day I'm more

    and more like a ninja. I'm always quiet even when I don't need to be, I pick up on sounds and vibrations when others can't, people lose track of me extremely easily, and I've recently began meditating. I practice parkour and I've been told I'm very good at it and I've been...
    UnbrokenGuardianDragon UnbrokenGuardianDragon
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 17, 2014

    Soul of a Ninja

      I never set out to study with a Ninja. It was a honor to meet and be invited to train with a one who comes from a family of one.  Around 1965 I had a friend who was a black belt in Karate.  I went to a tournament with him. My friend finished fourth out of...
    Dewduster Dewduster
    66-70, M
    14 Responses Mar 29, 2009

    The only reason I clicked this topic,

    is that by modern day terminology or definition, I would classify as a Ninja - one who practices or has become an expert or experienced practitioner in the martial art of Ninjutsu / Shinobijutsu. Of which I have been training and studying martial arts for almost 40 years, and...
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    1 Response Feb 14, 2015

    The Ninjas

    In my school, there are a select group of girls that say that they are ninjas.  Me, my friends, and a few idiots outside our group.  We all have our little nicknames and they named me the Kuro ninja...mwahahaha
    DemonDusk DemonDusk
    18-21, F
    Dec 10, 2007

    Not Really

    to be a ninja its all about your feet really because of somthing called ballance ive trained myself but i dont call myself a ninja for ninjas are assassins and they usally targeted the samurai as there victims although im good with sticks i have good balance and am good in cqc i...
    link102 link102
    Feb 15, 2012

    Every Tuesday and Thursday I have a karate

    class I take at my college. Right after I would go to the gym and work out for at least an hour. If not then I'm outside doing parkour and practicing moves I already know or am learning. I make sure I build up a sweat and everything just to feel like I did something. If I don't...
    UnbrokenGuardianDragon UnbrokenGuardianDragon
    22-25, M
    Mar 13, 2014

    Real Live Ninja

    I have studied Genbukan Ninpo Bugei, and found its practices permanently mind-altering. Ninpo is frequently called a "complete" system, meaning that each set of techniques informs and underpins the next, so that as one progresses in his training, he builds on what he...
    pickingoutathermos pickingoutathermos
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Mar 26, 2008

    I am definitely a ninja.

    Correct me if i'm wrong.
    NarutoShippudenFanGirl NarutoShippudenFanGirl
    18-21, F
    May 26, 2015

    I Am A Secret Ninja

    i have been training with a local Ninjitsu school for about 3 years, no body knew at my school, until every body found out a few days ago. my secret life as a ninja with cool skills that no body knows about is over. i will have to wait till uni to have secret skills again :)
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    May 1, 2011
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