I Am A Part Of The National Sarcasm Society

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    I'm Not Thaaaat Sarcastic

    Sarcasm is my one true talant, and I am proud to be part of such a group as this. I've been looking for a way to fufill my dreams, and this is it. I just live for this group now. Amazing, truly amazing. If more people were sarcastic, this group would be a better place. EP would...
    theanimallaminaeht theanimallaminaeht
    18-21, M
    Feb 20, 2010

    This Is Exciting

    When I first saw this group I said to myself, "Great, just what we needed, a sarcasm group". Right, I am so looking forward to everyone telling me how sarcastic they are. Yeah, I'm sure this will be totally enlightening. It'll give me something to do with all that spare time I...
    AlternateSource AlternateSource
    46-50, M
    1 Response Feb 2, 2010

    National?

    It wouldn't have been better to call it the international sarcasm society. Not at all.
    amsthegreat amsthegreat
    22-25, F
    Feb 7, 2010

    Well, isn't this just fancy.

    A "National" Sarcasm Society? Where's my prize then?
    JadedDivinity JadedDivinity
    18-21
    1 Response Jul 26, 2014

    Realy!

     and aren't you all so special
    penguinswon penguinswon
    51-55
    1 Response Feb 26, 2010

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