I Am a Pastafarian

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 61 People

    Praise To The Pasta God

    You have brought me amusement there is no greater honor to bestow upon you then my loyal servitude...
    RenBean RenBean
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jun 4, 2011

    *slaps Knee*

    That's the funniest thing I ever heard. Ok at least it is in the top 400.
    Allergic Allergic
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 16, 2011

    Ramen Baby!

    The just as logical as any other religion parody has grown on its own from when I first found it over a decade ago... read the tenets and you might be offended, but you really will laugh at the absurdity... unless you have no cognitive thinking abilities of your own. Then, you...
    THEBIGM THEBIGM
    46-50, M
    May 21, 2012

    What About The Invisible Pink Unicorn?

    shun the nonbelievers! shunnn!!!
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Dec 1, 2010

    The Day I Found Fsm

    the day i found fsm i was just on youtube and i blinked when i blinked about amillion thoughts apeared him being one of them the flying spaghetti monster and slowly i couldent stop thinking about it it just was a thought in my head (this is before i had even heard of...
    baileypara baileypara
    13-15, M
    Oct 16, 2012

    Thank You Pasta

    I believe in the great flying spagetti monster , it brings me luck and happiness when i most need it !
    JessieWoz JessieWoz
    13-15, F
    Nov 18, 2009

    Related Experiences

    If you make any spaghetti what so ever on B tonight we are going to have some issues. As in I will sue you for everything you and your family has because she is a linguini. You by...
    jasonBK1 jasonBK1
    18-21, M
    Apr 9
More Stories