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I Am a Pastafarian

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    What About The Invisible Pink Unicorn?

    shun the nonbelievers! shunnn!!!
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 1, 2010

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    Thank You Pasta

    I believe in the great flying spagetti monster , it brings me luck and happiness when i most need it !
    JessieWoz JessieWoz 13-15, F Nov 18, 2009

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    The Day I Found Fsm

    the day i found fsm i was just on youtube and i blinked when i blinked about amillion thoughts apeared him being one of them the flying spaghetti monster and slowly i couldent stop thinking about it it just was a thought in my head (this is before i had even heard of...
    baileypara baileypara 13-15, M Oct 16, 2012

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    *slaps Knee*

    That's the funniest thing I ever heard. Ok at least it is in the top 400.
    Allergic Allergic 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 16, 2011

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    Yes, yes, I am a Pastafarian.

    I know what you're thinking... how the hell can you be a Satanist, an atheist, a libertine, an absurdist, and a Pastafarian too? You can't be all of them... pick one, damn you! Well I am all of those things so deal with it.
    HVVENEZIA HVVENEZIA 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 11

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    Ramen Baby!

    The just as logical as any other religion parody has grown on its own from when I first found it over a decade ago... read the tenets and you might be offended, but you really will laugh at the absurdity... unless you have no cognitive thinking abilities of your own. Then, you...
    THEBIGM THEBIGM 46-50, M May 21, 2012

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    Praise To The Pasta God

    You have brought me amusement there is no greater honor to bestow upon you then my loyal servitude...
    RenBean RenBean 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 4, 2011

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