I Am a Pen Thief

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 45 People

    NOT On Purpose!

    I try to make sure i give people back thier pens! I do!  But they seem to follow me home.....maybe they just like me better  bllltt! ; p
    kylae77 kylae77
    31-35, F
    7 Responses May 29, 2009

    The Pizza Guy...

    He came to the door and I kept the pen he lent to sign the the paper.Im sorry pizza guy.
    catpissstinks catpissstinks
    13-15, F
    1 Response Jun 23, 2012

    Hey.....who Took My Pen?

    I realized about 5 years ago that I am a pen thief.  I have no idea how it started but when no one is looking I will take a pen if I like it.  When I go to my doctor's office he has millions of medical rep pens in his office.  My co payment is 15 dollars so I take...
    orchid6 orchid6
    36-40, F
    8 Responses Oct 1, 2008

    Black Not Blue

    I always take the black pens at work because i have to write so much (in black) and because it's so popular amongst everyone else. I've even stolen a pen which was stole from me via four different people.
    AtomicWater AtomicWater
    41-45, F
    Sep 8, 2010

    Teacher's Pen

    I stole my teacher's pen. I don't regret a thing. It was just sitting there, unloved. It has a better home now. Watching her search her desk for it was kind of funny. I will get more use out of it than she ever would. I'm sorry, Miss.
    Yikez Yikez
    13-15, F
    1 Response Jun 23, 2012

    Not Intentional

    There are two things that I lift and make my own if they are in front of me One is pens, I tend to need to write something down in a hurry and will pick up the nearest pen and then adopt it The other is glasses of alcohol that are too close to me, when I am already...
    deleted deleted
    8 Responses Mar 18, 2009

    Watch Out!!

    I will take your pen as soon as you turn your head!!  But only if: a.) It's cute, or b.) It writes pretty.
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87
    22-25, F
    Apr 29, 2010
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