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I Am a Pimp

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 44 People

    Looking For A New Hoe

    Wanting to find a new, enthusiastic female hoe: Stats that don't matter:* Age* ExperienceLocation does not matter either. I am also open to educating those on pimping and prostitution who are un-aware. 
    DomDamien DomDamien 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 9, 2013

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    Damn Skippy >:)

     I love posting pictures <3
    Jnrx Jnrx 18-21 3 Responses Mar 27, 2011

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    1st *****

    I crash landed in Kalamazoo while hitch-hiking back home.I ended up staying at the homeless shelter for little while. I met this fat girl (not very attractive) there and we started seeing eachother. There were many hoes working right in front of the shelter. I asked my girl if...
    jedimindplaya jedimindplaya 36-40, M Aug 21, 2013

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    Kaperville.com

    New website for escorts. Much cheaper and better than backpage. www.kaperville.com
    kaperville kaperville 26-30 Sep 1, 2012

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    Actually my story is different I kinda find girls cute with a few pimples here and there kinda turns me on who else has something like this?
    jeanfetish jeanfetish 36-40, M Sep 25

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    Have got a tiny pimple on my cheek.. How to get rid off it?please help
    Rajkhatri08 Rajkhatri08 22-25, M Oct 6

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    44 years old and im waking up with the biggest pimple on my nose.. man this sucks I could be out with my boys watching the football game but now im stuck at home watching it cause...
    azcat6969 azcat6969 41-45, M a week ago

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    When I was about 5 me and my 4 year old cousin touch each other V and also perform oral on eachother. This went on for about 5 years. Idk how we knew about this stuff so young...
    bigfreak21 bigfreak21 18-21, F Oct 2

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    It's so incredibly embarrassing. I've had it for three years, and all this time I thought I was one of the very few. I never knew there was a name for it. And hell, I would have...
    Aliviah Aliviah 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    You stand there. Laughing I mentioned he was bullying me. Sarcastically saying it's "what guys do" and like I had told him the most stupidest thing. I wanted help. You didn't come...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 70+, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Bringing to you, things I dislike volume 2. Here we go 1 hot chocolate. yeah I know I'm weird 2 pimples. Though they have lessened over time :D 3 people who fire me with...
    sheisthesongthatnooneshallsing sheisthesongthatnooneshallsing 18-21 1 Response Sep 20

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    Why I need feminism: Because a random girl at the club thinks it's ok to slap me for asking her out but freaks right out when i pimp slap her back. Her friends all started...
    SirSamVimes SirSamVimes 22-25, M 5 Responses Sep 21

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    I've had 3 people who I have genuinely called my best friends. Each one has hurt me and each one worse than the last... Recently I moved to NYC, it wasn't a place I had planned on...
    luvzmusic89 luvzmusic89 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 22

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    New spongebob!!!!!!! All pimp out yo!!!!!
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F Sep 22

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    I ****** things up with her years ago, but not a day goes by in which I don't wish that Doc Brown would show up in his pimped out Delorean/Time Machine, and take me back to the day...
    LocNar83 LocNar83 26-30, M Sep 23

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    MY LIFE WITH THE MOB- PART ONE MY LIFE WITH THE MOB It was in 1973. I had graduated from Bryn Athyn High School, one-tenth of a point shy of honors. Since in those...
    cabla39 cabla39 56-60, M Sep 24

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    The struggle is always there. My struggle has gotten a tiny bit better thanks to my bf but.... Day after day after day I still struggle and even though I fit into some clothes I...
    willieverbegoodenough willieverbegoodenough 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 25

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    i barely wear it. only on special occasions. but i like showing off my clear skin. haha. and makeup gives you pimples.
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 28

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    I feel inferior to every girl I see, I compare myself, there pimple free face, there perfect figures. I feel incomplete to everybody els, like God got half way through making me...
    BulletproofLoneliness BulletproofLoneliness 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 29

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    One of my Tools: Creative visualization. Da pimpin bipolar poet has returned. Thats right he's back, he fell down In a hole and slipped into a role. He once had to shoot down...
    SShawnO SShawnO 41-45, M Oct 1

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    One of my Tools: Creative visualization. Da pimpin bipolar poet has returned. Thats right he's back, he fell down In a hole and slipped into a role. He once had to shoot down...
    SShawnO SShawnO 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 1

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    I just woke up from an awful nightmare and I'm pretty sure I'm having a mental breakdown. See, I have this huge blister on the back of my heal (from my skates) that turned into a...
    nsz45 nsz45 13-15, F 3 Responses Oct 2

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    I`m nerdy guy myself. I`m the best lookin guy in the world but I do take care of myself. I don`t have pimples,braces,or big dorky glasses nor fat or anything like that but I`m not...
    naughtyboy91 naughtyboy91 22-25 1 Response Oct 2

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    I see so many girls who are simply not attractive by many guys like for example a Hispanic customer at work has either one a disease that makes her face look like she has millions...
    BigRalphie74 BigRalphie74 36-40, M 2 Responses Oct 3

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    When it comes to my mental illnesses which are schizophrenia anxiety disorder depression and intrusive disturbed images thoughts and feelings sometimes even random words pop in my...
    Janisoneluv Janisoneluv 26-30, F Oct 5

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    I contracted from a boyfriend that wasn't aware he was a carrier (we aren't together anymore, but for completely unrelated reasons). That is the real b*tch of it all. The majority...
    BurdenedByKnowledge BurdenedByKnowledge 26-30, F Oct 6

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    [Verse 1] Now, this is my job, I will not quit it Pulled me out the depths when I thought that I was finished Yeah I questioned if I could go the distance That's just the work...
    Minimaxhall Minimaxhall 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 7

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    I want to get rid of this pimple i have on my face fast but i don't want to make it worse by picking at it. Any recommendations??
    nmc1989 nmc1989 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 9

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    NOT IN LOVE- but I do LOVE her sooooo much. I can't explain it- I just do. I want need to protect her. She's insecure and impulsive and has low self-esteem- she has been...
    LemmyCaution LemmyCaution 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 12

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    haha, I'm so surprised that there isn't an experience for this one. Really? So a few million people on this site and nobody's ever d they were 17 again? I am only turning 21, but...
    Theworldisminenow Theworldisminenow 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I love peanut butter but it gives me pimples * sigh*
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F a week ago

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    I do i really do... i hate ao much what ive done to my skin over the years. Im 19 and ever since i remember getting my first pimple that i picked at i havnt stopped. That was...
    kimmay67 kimmay67 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    (turned 13 on october 8th) !!, Pimples, Bulges, so much confusion ..
    ProudBronyPony ProudBronyPony 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    Kinda wanna try it... Any daddies willing to pimp me out?
    Sweetheart126 Sweetheart126 16-17, F 16 Responses 5 days ago

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    Okay I admit it, I reallllllyyy hate my mom when she says bad things about me, she tells me that I'm fat (it's true I'm overweight but she doesn't have to throw it in my face like...
    itsjustme11119 itsjustme11119 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    The devil has rape the earth from her purity Now she constantly giving birth of his deadly seeds Barely any good only his rotten seeds win Demonic spirits using humans like puppets...
    DaCreativeChild DaCreativeChild 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    1.) Roast Beef 2.) Pimples that show up during special events 3.) Parents that ignore their children 4.) Cheaters 5.) Dry, cold weather
    bombchu bombchu 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Last night I woke up to an elderly lady standing in the corner of the room.. I couldn't move or talk and before I had a chance to "freak out", I felt a presence enter the room and...
    lostbmo lostbmo 26-30, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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