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I Am a Pimp

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 44 People

    1st *****

    I crash landed in Kalamazoo while hitch-hiking back home.I ended up staying at the homeless shelter for little while. I met this fat girl (not very attractive) there and we started seeing eachother. There were many hoes working right in front of the shelter. I asked my girl if...
    jedimindplaya jedimindplaya 36-40, M Aug 21, 2013

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    Kaperville.com

    New website for escorts. Much cheaper and better than backpage. www.kaperville.com
    kaperville kaperville 26-30 Sep 1, 2012

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    April

    I've run this girl, April, for well over a year now. Last autumn, I was working my beat, chatting and having a cigarette with a few of my mates, when I got approached by this coloured girl. She wanted to talk.... I wasn't interested...still, she managed to get me to listen...
    Martika Martika 26-30, F 4 Responses Nov 15, 2012

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    Looking For A New Hoe

    Wanting to find a new, enthusiastic female hoe: Stats that don't matter:* Age* ExperienceLocation does not matter either. I am also open to educating those on pimping and prostitution who are un-aware. 
    DomDamien DomDamien 22-25, M Nov 9, 2013

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    Just Started....

    I've been a prossie since I was 14. I'm 26 now and, married and with 2 children....and another on the way, I'm not aiming to slow that down. I'm happy with being a prossie, likewise my husband is for me too, but recently I met this girl who so wanted to be like me.... So...
    Martika Martika 26-30, F 9 Responses Sep 18, 2011

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    Damn Skippy >:)

     I love posting pictures <3
    Jnrx Jnrx 18-21 3 Responses Mar 27, 2011

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