I Am a Pimp

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 47 People

    pimpforte pimpforte
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Apr 16, 2015

    For a Pimp to take a chance,

    a Hoe must pay in advance. Once you get ya mind right, and Choose me, you have to come with 4G like LTE, that's my choosing fee. ... Chuuch..
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    Jan 12

    One Hoe is close to no Hoe,

    and being broke is a Mf No-No..
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Dec 23, 2015

    Currently taking my time with this Fine-Feline

    from Long Island. She's a certified Hoe with a Boyfriend that's killing her Hustle with his Squareness. It's only a matter of time before she pops, and drops it into a Pimps sock.
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    1 Response Dec 22, 2015

    I only drop pure IZM.

    Nothing but the Game is what I proclaim, at all times ducking Suckas, and Lames. Everything I say isn't just about signifying, and testifying the Gospel of the Game, what I drop is honest uncut IZM...
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    Dec 21, 2015

    I'm always up for finding new 304s

    that are ready to increase their stock price. Those are tired of being weakling renegades, and are ready to truly Choose instead of loose like they have been.
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    Dec 21, 2015

    Cruising for a Choosing.

    I know you solo renegade Hoes are ready to start winning, and are tired of losing. What you need to do is get up on this Pimpin, so you can get some Improvements with the Hoin that you're doing... Chuuch..
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    Dec 28, 2015
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    Dec 29, 2015

    48 Laws of Pimpin by Pimpin Ken: Law 2: Get a

    Name in a Game: Keep your name poppin until others keep it poppin for you.
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    Jan 8

    I know it's a Pretty Female on here looking

    for me, because she's ready to see, how it is to be with a Cool individual like me.
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    1 Response Dec 26, 2015

    The 48 Laws of Pimpin (by Pimpin Ken)Law 1:

    Purse first, *** Last: Anything worth having is worth paying for upfront. It's all about a Hoe breaking herself.
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    Jan 3

    "I've never seen a Horse

    that can't be Bucked, nor a Cowboy that can't be thrown." Jimmy Star, 'Gospel of the Game'
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    Jan 12

    If a Hoe don't pass off no dough,

    then she ain't yours, no matter what she may say about herself as being a thoroughbred, she's still a out of pocket renegade Bullshittin with the Game..
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    Dec 28, 2015

    Pimpin on Patrol for a brand new Pro to join my

    Stable. Any takers need to get at a Playa.
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    Dec 24, 2015

    At times you have to put Hoes to the test.

    I have one Hoe that's doing some Square actions by having a Boyfriend, yet claiming she wants to choose, but hasn't hit me with my choosing fee. I have her posting up a Rookie who wants to be a Renegade, but doesn't know how to peel real paper. So the test comes if she post the...
    oilslickpimpin oilslickpimpin
    41-45, M
    Dec 26, 2015

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