Ahoy mateys!!! September 19 is International Talk like a Pirate Day. If you know of it then you needn't be threatened with the cat'o nines to speak like a pirate. Or maybe you want a few lashes..eh??? Where was I? Oh yes.. if you don't know about this special day, google it and...
I sail the wide blue Ocean
No treasure map in hand
I'm guided by a tender Moon
To far and distant lands
I don't seek gold or rubies
A rare beauty is my goal
I'm drawn to be so near her
By my heart and by my soul.
She leaves me so enchanted
She casts a wondrous spell
1.I love being on a boat, if it be a raft, a log, or a huge ship.
5.My friend has labled me the Teddy Bear Rapist when he heard of how the first date with my woman was. Heh Heh Good times!
6.Fighting is fun and so is seeing others...
I just can't stop pirating. I'm addicted! It's like in the world of pirates you can have EVERYTHING! So you keep getting more and more and then EVEN MORE! And you hide it away! You don't want anyone to get it! CUZ IT'S ALL YOURS!....ARGGHHH!
I shall become a pirate. All I need is a ship and a supply of rum.
I already have the finest crew ever assembled and enough ordinance for a battle or two.
Stage 1 is assembling the crew. My first mate already shares a state with me so she is the first to meet up with...