I Am a Pirate

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    I've Already Pirated 42 Songs Today

    The pirate life is a good life. :P
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    May 4, 2011

    By day I am a normal person

    who goes to work. I do my job. But on weekends and holidays I am a pirate. My wenches are all around and I am full of booze and booty. A swashbuckler I am - until Sunday at 8 pm when I go to bed.
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    1 Response May 28, 2014


    1.I love being on a boat, if it be a raft, a log, or a huge ship. 2.Love adventure 3.Love Metal 4.Hotsauce 5.My friend has labled me the Teddy Bear Rapist when he heard of how the first date with my woman was. Heh Heh Good times! 6.Fighting is fun and so is seeing others...
    augustskies augustskies
    Jul 21, 2008

    I was on a boat a couple weeks back.

    And ya.... I got strong feelings of wanting to be a sailor of some sort. Pirating would fit the desire.
    barrybear barrybear
    31-35, M
    Jul 2, 2014

    Professional Pirates At Your Service..

    You wouldn't believe the fun I've had. www.junk-pirates.com
    junkpirates junkpirates
    Oct 31, 2008

    The Pirates Quest.

    I sail the wide blue Ocean No treasure map in hand I'm guided by a tender Moon To far and distant lands  I don't seek gold or rubies A rare beauty is my goal I'm drawn to be so near her By my heart and by my soul.  She leaves me so enchanted She casts a wondrous spell A...
    charlie1960 charlie1960
    51-55, M
    10 Responses Dec 27, 2010

    The plan to survive the apocalypse in style.

    ... I shall become a pirate. All I need is a ship and a supply of rum. I already have the finest crew ever assembled and enough ordinance for a battle or two. Stage 1 is assembling the crew. My first mate already shares a state with me so she is the first to meet up with...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Sep 9, 2014

    I Am a Pirate

    justjudyblue2 justjudyblue2
    36-40, F
    Apr 17, 2008

    I have a massive amount of songs

    and CD's and quite a few np3 players have been sold filled to the brim with song requests and some extras that theyay have a taste for.... Worried I'll get busted one day, but not today so far
    kieth1994 kieth1994
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Jun 24, 2014

    On International Talk Like a Pirate Day

    Ahoy mateys!!! September 19 is International Talk like a Pirate Day. If you know of it then you needn't be threatened with the cat'o nines to speak like a pirate. Or maybe you want a few lashes..eh??? Where was I? Oh yes.. if you don't know about this special day, google it and...
    LaoTzu LaoTzu
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Sep 16, 2008

    I Did It....again!

    I just can't stop pirating. I'm addicted! It's like in the world of pirates you can have EVERYTHING! So you keep getting more and more and then EVEN MORE! And you hide it away! You don't want anyone to get it! CUZ IT'S ALL YOURS!....ARGGHHH!
    deleted deleted
    May 5, 2011


    Maties. You either have it or you don't...
    JonFurniss JonFurniss
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 6, 2008

    **** you I'm a pirate.

    This thing needs to be 25 characters long.
    Dadan2 Dadan2
    18-21, M
    1 Response Nov 19, 2014
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