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I Am A Professional Ass Kisser

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 7 People

    Hey

    Hey you, yea, you, over there... I think you're GREAT at what you do ;) Yep.  I'm the best at this.  
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Nov 18, 2010

    I May Not Be Professional, But Ill Try To Be!

    i don't really kiss much butt at work, of course i do kiss butt at work, i kiss me manager's butt, since i always do what she tells me and stuff. But im a butt kisser and i love it! i love butt kissing! that might make me professional i don't know, but if it doesn't i want to be...
    IFeelSoLonely101 IFeelSoLonely101
    22-25, M
    Sep 8, 2013

    Oh Wow.

    i was just talkin about this yesterday, lmao. But i am a professional *** kisser, anyone who knows me will tell you this fact.
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Nov 18, 2010

    It comes with the height I tell ya,

    it comes with the height. Generally speaking I won't kiss ***, not for anyone. The only exception being my beloved, though I have to find it first.. Guess it's just as well I have enough *** for both of us xD
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    Dec 9, 2014
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