I Am A Professional Procastinator

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 328 People

    Janalino Janalino
    18-21, M
    Dec 28, 2015

    Will do anything to get out of doing work.

    .. This includes taking selfies, cleaning, baking, doing makeup, pondering on life itself... Basically anything that isn't the work that I'm supposed to be doing...
    InMybubble InMybubble
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 10, 2014

    Always The Same

    I have this awful habit. Usually I write a list of things I have to do during the day or week. I always say to myself "I gotta do them!" Lately I take over a week to complete one thing of the list...I mean I always end up going to twitter or talking on skype or msn. The worst is...
    BloodyPsy BloodyPsy
    18-21, F
    May 16, 2012

    I told myself that I was going to take a shower

    and get ready for tomorrow but I've been sitting here for 2 hours doing absolutely nothing of value.
    celestialamaryllis celestialamaryllis
    22-25
    Feb 21, 2016

    I deff won the trophy

    for being worlds best procrastinator. I just keep putting off the labor of going to pick it up πŸ˜”
    v33chy v33chy
    26-30, F
    Sep 23, 2014
    CallMeShayYeah CallMeShayYeah
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 12, 2015

    Say What?

    i keep meaning to write a proper story in some places... but i keep putting it off :)
    Cheta34 Cheta34
    18-21
    May 18, 2013

    Homework

    i procastinate homework all the time i usually end of half a$$ing it the night its due, or i do in class. its one of my bad habits. someone should make a pill that stops procastination. its funny that i say im a professional procastinator becuase since i have joined this...
    ilikethebeatles ilikethebeatles
    18-21, M
    Apr 11, 2010

    I Should Be...

    studying for my math test that's in a few weeks, looking for a job, saving up my money instead of adding more things to my Amazon shopping cart, making some breakfast, exercising and getting the paper work for my grandma finished. I see that some people actually like being a...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 9, 2012

    I should be doing chores

    but instead I'm watching criminal minds πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ & I have practice at 4 πŸ˜πŸ˜ΆπŸ”«
    younginM younginM
    18-21, M
    Aug 11, 2015

    I push everything to the last minute.

    Something as simple as making a phone call or depositing my paycheck in the bank. I really hate this bad habit of mine but i don't know how to break it. At work i am the opposite i keep everything organized and do things ASAP but when i am home or alone i could care less. This...
    Yaska03x Yaska03x
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 10, 2014
    thisissamwut thisissamwut
    18-21, M
    Feb 26, 2015

    You know? I really didn't know it feels this

    good when you start a project early as oppose to waiting till the last minute. Im the biggest procrastinator, I've probably had over a dozen aneurisms.
    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 29, 2014

    Definitely Professional

    ...Revising for my Easter Exams, my exams finished on the 7th June and I still haven't revised for them due to anything and everything else I could do :P
    EvilEyedDeviless EvilEyedDeviless
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 18, 2011

    I Am Starting My Diet Tomorrow

    Ok then, maybe the day after Christmas , being the Holidays and all. Most certainly I will start it by January 1st as my New Year Resolution As you see I am very sure about the dates, however I am not exactly certain as to the year.....  
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 23, 2009

    I just had a midterm today

    for the class that I hardly knew anything about. When did I study? Not on Saturday, and not on Sunday. I woke up at 4:00 am and memorized the names, authors and dates of ~40 paintings and organized my thoughts for the essay we were going to write for the test. I feel that I did...
    Sil833 Sil833
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 28, 2015

    I should be doing something right now.

    ..but I just create a stupid theory saying. "I'm going to get it done later." Then I end up in some bad situation where I force myself to do the most important thing.
    gorgeusgirlSky3 gorgeusgirlSky3
    16-17
    Apr 27, 2015

    I do stuff at the last minute.

    Always telling myself "this won't happen again". Not even me believe it. lol
    OrangeCaramel OrangeCaramel
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 20, 2014
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