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    Wierd Refactoring Assignments...

    About a year ago, some people where I work were moving various "platform independent" stuff from Windows boxes to Unix boxes. Naturally any case-insensitive references made to files from webscripts immediately broke... So I wrote a little Java app that would take a...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response May 15, 2009

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    Guys, ChattyGirl555 and her friend have

    developed this fabulous chat platform that's looking real tight. Very simple and intuitive! There's even an EP group on it. Check it out! https://konnekting.com/#EP
    Quiche5 Quiche5 18-21, M Nov 8

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    Anyone Out There Use "Eclipse"?

    You know... the IDE that like Rational Application Developer has imbedded inside and that most Java programmers use? Anyone know why the cut+paste in the editor is sporadic for me? It's gotta be me and my understanding of how to use the program.  If this were a bug nobody...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 10, 2009

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    Anyone Have Any Experience With Microsoft Script Debugger?

    Supposividly if you have Microsoft Office Installed (I guess so this can be used for vbscript stuff too), you have this.  Then supposividly you're supposed to be able to turn off some "Disable this that and the other things" :-D in IE options and get two extra menu...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 24, 2009

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    Books

    I am really only starting out as a programmer and am about to start classes on some basic programming, anyone have some suggestions on book i should own/read?   books i have*will update as i get more* Oracle & Open Source by Andy Duncan & Sean Hull...
    Bukoden Bukoden 18-21, M Jul 24, 2009

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    A Conceptual Introduction To Serverside Scripting Langauges (e.g. PHP And ColdFusion)

    (This post is for a friend of mine who knows HTML but who isn't a programmer) Anyone else find 64 members in this group amusing? :-D -Anyway- It wasn't that long ago serverside scripting languages were new to me... I hate webprogramming (well atleast compared to other...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 4 Responses Nov 15, 2009

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    There Oughta Be a Tool.

    At work someone has asked me what database columns a certain set of processes modifies. I just wanna go "Beats me.  Depends on what happens in the that several thousand lines of code" :-D So what I got so far is this winding set of Wiki pages that says "this...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 8 Responses Sep 28, 2009

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    Anyone Ever Make Something Like This?

    Once I took a job as a PHP developer but was put on a ColdFusion project (which I did not know how to program in beforehand)... So to learn the PHP Zend framework (something I thought I was going to need once finally put on a PHP project Later) I wrote a simple little app...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Jan 8, 2010

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    Made working 3D labyrinth editor in Unity with

    3D visualisation. Added one boolean variable statement and everything f*cked up. Oh well...
    karasugi karasugi 18-21 Aug 12

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    "i'm going to make a great game" --after 1

    hour-- "all thing is going okay , it will be a wonderful game" --after 1 second-- "error found , **** but i can solve it" --after 3 hours trying to find a solution-- "i found it , every thing now works okay" --after two seconds-- "fatal error found, and what now i'm so angry now...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Apr 24

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    Ha Ha Ha

    I was going through my stuff and found this "fake ad" I made (Clearly making fun of the "5 Hour Energy" Energy Drink commercials): DOES PROTOTYPING MAKE YOU CRASH? ------------- Try *REAL DEVELOPMENT* Instead! LEAVE PROTYPING BEHIND. SAIL through your Day. No Crash...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Jul 11, 2009

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    Maybe Someone Out There Knows This...

    There's a software application I'm working on that has a strange bug.  In this program, some previous developer decided that they would take huge amounts of data entered by a user (a big table of something displayed on the screen that can be "editted") and whenever...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 4 Responses Jul 8, 2009

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    Bleh

    I've been a programmer for a government agency for 2.5 years. I program web-based applications in Java.
    DartmanX DartmanX 36 Oct 30, 2007

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    BASIC Programmer

    I am a BASIC programmer. I taught myself on a Commodore 64 and progressed to Casio BASIC, QBasic, Visual Basic, and now Gambas in Linux.
    mrgigabytes mrgigabytes 31-35, M Dec 19, 2007

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    Another Tool That Would Rock Is This...

    There oughta be a gizmo that scans through all the code on an Oracle instance and tells you every place that has the potential to modify a table or column.  I'm looking now to see what TOAD can do in this area, but so far I'm getting doubtful...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Oct 13, 2009

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    Love Programming

    And most people consider it weird because I'm a girl. Love programming since I was a teenager. I like to get into the details, in depth, therefore ASM is my pick. Don't like using compilers written by other ppl because I usually get limited by their bugs. Hate using code written...
    vappole vappole 26-30, F 3 Responses Nov 14, 2007

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    I Am a Programmer

    I like C++, Java. I have do this job for more than 2 years. I am good at web program more than desktop software develop.But it NOT means I don't like desktop software program. I'd like to be a friend of You.
    AlexLeo AlexLeo 22-25, M Jul 28, 2008

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    I used to be a programmer like you,

    then I took a fatal error to my syntax.
    karasugi karasugi 18-21 Aug 12

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    Someone's still programming in -BASIC- (a post about odd grafitti seen in Washington, DC)

    At the Department of Treasury no less! (This post contains only pictures. Please click post title to see) "But sir, BASiC stands for Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code... how we supposed to solve the national debt with that?" "I don't care. It has -DOLLAR...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 May 9, 2009

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    I've just started learning Python.

    .. my plan is to master it and then move on to VPython. Is that the best choice for 3D Virtual Environment graphic design or should I try Unity or some other language first? RED!
    whytfng whytfng 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 16

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    Ha Ha Ha....

    I'm this guy who sometimes codes in Java and write now I'm taking this refresher course in Spring framework... Anyway that alternative song "Jars" just came on the radio and I giggled out "turn that off- I don't wanna think about work right now" :-D
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Sep 16, 2009

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    VisualMicrosoft For Windows :-D

    I saw something funny on the Internet once... Some guy was talking about how under-appreciated "Notepad" is and then says "That's -Visual Notepad- to you die-hards"... ... which reminds me of my own joke where an IT guy walks into a developer's cube, installs -GWBasic-, then...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jun 20, 2009

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    Any Flex Developers Out There?

    It looks like this group's been kinda dead, so here's something to try to kick-start it: Anyone out there do any Flex development? I'm starting to do some of it for work (I have a heavy Java background). So far I like it; it makes sense and the syntax is easy to understand...
    kiuz645 kiuz645 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 5, 2010

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    I know Batch, HTML (duh!

    ), Actionscript, and Java; I can program a TI Calculator; I'm looking to learn C++ soon; and I read an entire Java 1.4 College textbook in seventh grade... I'm currently taking a programming class as a freshman and I already know the year's curriculum. I was so bored, I wrote a...
    whytfng whytfng 13-15, M 3 Responses Apr 2

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    Right! Spring Break is over,

    I successfully read a 750 pg. book on C++ in a day, followed by "Art of War..." time to move on to 3-D Virtual Environment Graphics Programming! I'm sure I can get it in about a week. Give or take a week.
    whytfng whytfng 13-15, M Apr 13

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    Strong Typed Or Weaktyped Languages?

    You got these programming languages like PHP where all variables are essentially "variants" (you can suddenly stick text in a variable that was priorly containing an number, etc, etc)... Though this can be convenient sometimes, it's not fun when you're looking at a...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 2 Responses Nov 9, 2009

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    Good Old Java

    I have been writing in Java since before the language was finalized, about 95-96. I went to college for electronics, but knew halfway through that I would rather be programming, so I took a job in the field my degree is in (BSEET) and started working towards becoming a...
    eMemaN eMemaN 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 28, 2011

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    Been Programming All My Life. 12+ Languages

    I learned to program when I was a kid on old TRS-80s and learned a form of basic.Since then I have learned about computers inside and out. It’s lead to a successful career and then business. Happy to get to work with something I truly love.   Let’s see if I can...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 20, 2009

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    Programming Question: Static Vs. Non Static.

    I'm replying here cause a friend asked. His question was about C# which I don't know.... I'm answering from Java-only perspective. Maybe a C# programmer can add where I may be missing anything First of all this is from Java perspective but almost likely the same in C...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Dec 11, 2009

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    An Idea For An Little Yet Interesting Development Tool Feature...

    I think any tool geeks use should have a feature where you can highlight any text and with a right click make that text uppercase... Why? Database identifier names!  They are by convention uppercase to most people. But when I'm typing in TOAD or whatever, I don't want to...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Sep 28, 2009

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    A Misunderstood Term

    I think saying "I'm a programmer" is like saying you're "a grammatician" or "a linguist".. it's not very descriptive of what you do, or how you do it. It's all about the end product result. What do I do? In various stages of my life, the answer could be: * I'm an engineer...
    emptyroads emptyroads 26-30, M 5 Responses Jul 6, 2010

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    Only A Hobbyist.

    I've recently started teaching myself python. I think I've gotten to the point where I'd like to take a stab at OpenGL. I don't know what exactly I plan to do with any programming, but I know that I enjoy writing up python scripts and also want to learn C and C++. With C and/or C...
    Kyuu Kyuu 16-17, M 15 Responses Oct 13, 2009

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    Management tends to think that the reward for being exceptional and a hard worker is becoming management. For some that may even be true, they may aspire to become management...
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    It still seems pretty pointless. Everywhere I go, it seems like only an engineer, a systems programmer or some other super technical job that I won't pursue will use things like...
    TheFarmerAsACorpse TheFarmerAsACorpse 18-21 2 Responses Nov 28

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    married at 22 years old, to a lady who gave me 2 girls and a bout youngest is 21 my son & 2 girls 26 yo. girl, and 28 yr. old girl. Divorced 12 years later, still friends to my x...
    notsosmartgenius notsosmartgenius 46-50, M Nov 28

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    Okay long vent coming up. Anyways, I'm a junior in high school and I'm just really confused about a lot of things ie. what's my purpose being here, what am I doing with my life...
    helloali helloali 18-21, F Nov 30

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    This website has done a lot for me and the team is very understanding and open for improvement suggestions. For a long time I have considered my budget too limited to support the...
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    0) If you understand why I started with zero, we will be instantly friends. 1) I truly believe that knowledge is power. 2) No one would guess that I was a nerd by looking at me...
    JadedUnicorn JadedUnicorn 26-30, F Dec 6

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    Serenity NOW !!! Calgon !!!! So stressed. My company switched to new management systems software on Nov 3. Horrible time to do that. Being in finance/accounting, I have year...
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    Now, I've felt like this for a while after graduating high school. I was always one of the top students in each grade and everyone had high hopes for me. Teachers, other students...
    EngulfingBreeze EngulfingBreeze 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 10

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    the EP designers, programmers, and QA teams should be beaten with a stick Just sayin.
    dave6879 dave6879 41-45, M Dec 10

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    I'm currently working on a few projects. It's really all I want to do! I'm a programmer already but at a government contractor job.
    North1990 North1990 22-25, M Dec 12

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