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I Am a Proud Member of Landover Baptist Church

"Where the worthwhile worship. Unsaved Unwelcome." http://www.landoverbaptist.org



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This Is Just Amazing

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ I found this especially hilarious. Between this and The Onion, I'm not lacking for reading material on the net. ;...
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Holy Bible Disproves Latest Scientific Finds

Creation Science Research | October 2009 Holy Bible Disproves Latest Scientific Find, And All Those Forthcoming, For That Matter! LANDOVER BAPTIST...
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Take Back Halloween - Important Instructions From Landover Baptist

HALLOWEEN RECLAMATION! <img width="220" height="190" class="style345" style="float: left;" alt="Halloween Reclamation in the Name of Jesus Christ! ...
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"where The Wild Things Are" Trying To Teach Our Children How To Masterbate!

Are the Sneaky Creatures in "Where the Wild Things Are" Trying to Teach Our Children How to Masturbate? <img ...
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  • "Pastor continued to share with church members, a dark and backslidden time in his Christian life where his own father was so ashamed of him that he shipped him off to military school and several private Baptist Academies..."
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