I Am a Redneck

And I am proud of it! 269 People

    5 things a Redneck loves God,

    beer, trucks, there dog, and there dip
    copenhagenkyle copenhagenkyle
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Jul 14, 2015

    How To Install A Redneck Home Security System

    1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads... "Bubba- Me, Donnie...
    heathersm3 heathersm3
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 28, 2013

    Redneck Girl

    So I grew up small town USA farm and all. Though my tattoos and open minded attitude tend to propose the opposite I am very redneck. Even got a tattoo that says so. I am a gun owner and lover. I love to fish, even if I don't catch anything. My first car was a pickup. I run...
    rebelqueen rebelqueen
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Mar 23, 2013

    Always Have Been

    lived in tennessee most of my life since first grade. was born a northern redneck.... not sure why ppl say there is no such thing. not everything up north is like chicago. i was raised on a dirt road across from a cornfield and grain silo, fishing hunting overalls and enjoying...
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    1 Response Aug 15, 2013

    Arkansas Redneck

    is any one here a redneck from Arkansas? if so has anyone seen or got any good deer? or any good duck holes
    ArmyBaby11 ArmyBaby11
    16-17, F
    1 Response Nov 14, 2012

    Imma redneck as all get out.

    The only reason my grammar doesn't suck is because I go to school. If rather wear jeans and Workboots in 90 degree weather than shorts and shoes. I like muddin' fishin'. I love my silverado more than anything. I love going Ridin' on my Fourwheeler and just being in the country...
    manualblalock manualblalock
    22-25, M
    Jul 15, 2014

    Possibly Only Asian Redneck

    Im half Japanese. I spent a lot of time with my grandma who lives in rural Maryland. I grew up listen to country music, I learned to use a chainsaw when I was barely a teenager, I've worked on a horse farm as a handyman, and I'm the only one of my friends who can drive a tractor...
    PineyCreek PineyCreek
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jul 7, 2012

    I Can Skin A Buck And Run A Trotline,Ahh You Got Me!!

    Let me start by saying that my long hair really cant cover up my redneck! I dont mind getting dirty when needed, i work hard,play harder,and only lost the farm once! Now im back on my own two feet standing on solid ground. I drive a 4x4 FORD pickup thats covered with mud and can...
    trappedinmind77 trappedinmind77
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 4, 2013

    Who likes going hunting

    and camping because I need some friends who love to do it
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    Jan 31, 2015

    Yo, Yo, Yo

    TheThirdEye TheThirdEye
    70+, M
    1 Response Nov 20, 2008

    With An Education

    I was raised in the country and am a redneck. I have an education, but the redneck never seems to really go away. I can tell by my reaction to things that the redneck instinct is still there. This doesn't bother me, it just shows that no matter where I live, or what career path I...
    lyricaldemise lyricaldemise
    36-40, T
    Nov 17, 2012

    dumbest things I've ever done have been in a

    city the smartest where in the middle of the woods hunting
    col156 col156
    13-15, M
    Jan 27, 2015

    I will say I am a nothren redneck.

    I waer jeans 7 days a week, LOTS of flanal, and BIG boots, and LOTS of leather too. In the winter months I grow a nice warm beard, summer is old fantion mustache. I belive GOD, GUNS, GUTS made America free and the best country in the world!!! I belive in the freedom of...
    softailhd softailhd
    51-55, M
    Jan 28, 2014


    Everybody issues that navies I'm blonde that I'm a girly girly. That I'm afraid to get my hands dirty. Well let me tell you something. I am a redneck. Souther bread. I have my moments. But don't we all. I'd rather go muddin then go to the mall, is rather go swim in the creek then...
    whatislove953 whatislove953
    Sep 9, 2013

    I'm pretty much total redneck.

    Wear jeans (or bibs) boots and no shirt most of the time. If I get dressed up I put on a wife beater. love to hunt fish drive my pick me up truck do const. laborer work and live in a double wide in so. VA.
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    2 Responses Sep 4, 2014


    I want to chat with other Rednecks here :)
    taylor7922 taylor7922
    22-25, F
    Nov 25, 2013

    My Guns, My Truck, And My, Barefeet Is All I Need

    Im a redneck girl bron and raised in south Alabama. I never wear shoes. I was born with out them and went without them till high school graduation. After that the only footwear I wear is socks in the winter time or at the rifle range. I drive my 82 suburban barefoot and my 87...
    Barefootredneckgirl Barefootredneckgirl
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Aug 28, 2012

    Redneck Till I'm Dead

    People say that being a redneck is a terrible thing. Well news flash to all those people, It's actually the best desision I have ever made in my entire life. I may not be able to spell every single word in the dictionary, may not even be able to say words right. But I damn sure...
    PoemSinger45 PoemSinger45
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 14, 2011

    Yee Hawwwwww!!!

    did you get the logo pic from my family album? lol! born a redneck, die a redneck, its glorious!!! REDNECK: The glorious absence of sophistication.....Jeff Foxworthy!
    shaerae87 shaerae87
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 28, 2008


    Does anyone here know how the term Redneck came about? I do and it just might not be why or what you think it is. Or for that matter anyone on this site, a few might if they know me.
    ihavapa ihavapa
    51-55, M
    19 Responses Nov 20, 2008

    Not An Insult

    I've lived on a farm in Indiana my entire life, and I don't care when snobby people call me a redneck. Hell yeah,and proud of it!
    carolinadarling carolinadarling
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Jan 27, 2013

    Can't Help It.

    I was raised around them, so I pick up on the culture, and find myself saying "ya'll" a lot.
    maxvan maxvan
    Nov 11, 2013

    Just came home from the tug of war of trucks at

    the county fair and I loved it
    Kyle1991 Kyle1991
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Aug 30, 2015

    Talking About Being a Redneck...

    I have been a redneck ever since I could remeber going fishing everyday with my father....Working everyday .....Mud bogging.....Rebel flags....Big jacked up truck.....I know i am a true redneck! I am country all the way I was born country rasied country and the redneck blood...
    romeo87 romeo87
    2 Responses Aug 16, 2009

    I am a red neck I love God beer my dog

    and my pickup I also have my don't tread on me flag hanging next to my rifles and fishing poles. I AM redneck and proud as hell to be one
    james452 james452
    16-17, M
    Jan 16

    I Am A Redneck

    I am a redneck. Don't believe me? Ask anyone I know! Being a redneck is really fun playing in the mud, eating frog legs, hunting deer, creek riding, fishing barehanded, having mud bogs every day, watching Duck Dynasty all day. It is fun being a redneck and I wouldn't want to...
    16-17, F
    Sep 28, 2013
    Redneckchick13 Redneckchick13
    18-21, F
    Jan 28, 2014

    The Woooo! Girls

    i love my redneck girls. you know the ones. in there tinylittle t shirts and daisy dukes with cowboy boots. they are doin shots and dancing on the tables and when they hear their favorite song they ain't afraid to yell WOOOOO! god bless america.....
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda
    46-50, M
    Mar 31, 2012


    The other day I actually had a Mountain Dew and a Moon Pie for breakfast! Just couldn't resist! Mostly I drink southern sweet tea and my crazy life has all the makings of a Jeff Foxworthy joke. I love country music, speak w/ a touch of twang and well... it just seems to fit...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Mar 22, 2009
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    Aug 1, 2015

    I'm redneck, deal with it.

    .. If you have a problem with that, well **** you then!
    doubletimeit doubletimeit
    18-21, M
    Jul 22, 2014

    iam a redneck . i like mudding

    and i never was my truck and i do chew and cowboy hat on i have muddyboots on and i dont care what people say about me
    brewer2300 brewer2300
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Feb 9, 2015
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