Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Am a Round Peg Trying to Fit Into a Square Hole

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 60 People

    Just Plain Different

    Ok, so I have cried, complained, vented about becoming a single parent – devastation over the end of an 8 year marriage.  I was never going to get married – waited until I was 40 – life takes its twists and turns and, Life does go on.  Being 48 with...
    childoftheland childoftheland 46-50, F 8 Responses Apr 1, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    They ain't skinny jeans but hey I'M WEARING JEANS!!! :D i haven't fit in my jeans comfortably since I was 3 months pregnant! Now a year and 3 months later I can finally wear my...
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F 9 Responses Mar 28

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Chuck Norris doesn’t need Christmas tree lights, he tells his tree to shine or he’ll roundhouse kick it back into a pine cone.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I was stuck in traffic on the way home and decided to listen for the news on the radio instead of my usual cd. George Michael's 'Fast Love' comes on and immediately I could feel my...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    When BP was trying to stop the leak in the Gulf, BP considered shoving Chuck Norris down the well to roundhouse kick the oil back into the ground
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Hello all, so I posted here a few days ago that I was trying to go Vegan. I have been off all meat products, eggs fish and dairy except for a few squares of chocolate for 5 days...
    restartnow restartnow 31-35, F Apr 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want someone to peg me! So badly!
    Johnyk27 Johnyk27 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 11

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My wife pegged me last night.
    Tonyanal Tonyanal 41-45, M 6 Responses Apr 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I was pegged epically deep and hard last night by this girl I know. I achieved a few assgasm and blew hard while I had no control over the pounding going on inside me. It was...
    deviant87 deviant87 26-30, M Apr 19

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Really feel like cutting but I'm trying so hard to hold it in. I can't pretend I'm happy
    officialjaylove officialjaylove 18-21 28 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Knowledge cannot replace friendship, I rather be an idiot than to lose you - Spongebob Squarepants
    AverageFlower AverageFlower 18-21 1 Response 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It is really strange being into a small, virtually unknown philosophical religion in that I have virtually no one to talk to or ask questions. For all of my friends their beliefs...
    suvonoge suvonoge 31-35 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    "Come on, let's clean up," I said, dragging him off the bed. Naked, we made our way out of the hut to the beach, wading into the surf until the water was to our waists, where we...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have awaken my old fitbit and I'm giving it another Try!
    Crazymad77 Crazymad77 36-40, F Apr 13

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am trying to prepare myself for my mother's death. I am not ready for my mother's death. She is 91 years old and my relationship with her is complicated one. Like Luke Skywalker...
    tryingagainII tryingagainII 56-60, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Paula Poe is a very experienced physical fitness trainer who has been assisting people achieve their fitness goals from the last 10 years. She educates, motivates, plans, and...
    adneywordsworth adneywordsworth 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks who? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks YOUR FACE!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This may be long but oh well. I am an 18 year old boy, diagnosed with depression, anxiety and OCD. Over the coming years I evaluated myself and my life, my father and mother...
    xxRaindrop xxRaindrop 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I've been posting a bit in the more "depressed" part of Experience Project more because i have unsaid things I don't feel too comfortable sharing with family. So I look towards...
    xxRaindrop xxRaindrop 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    "Must've been a place so dark, you couldn't feel the light reaching for you through that stormy cloud. Now here we are gathered in our little home town. This can't be the way you...
    HisMsLane HisMsLane 16-17, F 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A long soak in a hot bath, the water soft against my skin, then I am wrapped up in soft fluffy towels.... finally I slip into bed with crisp clean bedlinen , I pull the sheets...
    00FlyingHome 00FlyingHome 41-45, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Trying to currently becoming one. It's easier when you have a bodybuilder/personal trainer boyfriend to inspire you. no matter how much he appreciated your body as is. I wanna hot...
    LadyWildFlower LadyWildFlower 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Not doing very well I have to say. Right now, I am not coping with anything at all. School work has become harder and harder, and socialisation always makes me feel awful as I...
    CaitlinBuchan97 CaitlinBuchan97 16-17, F 14 Responses Mar 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have VERY different views than the people around me. I love the fact that air still smells like air where I live, but everything else about country life I can't stand. Like the...
    hniki21 hniki21 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    No exercise for me. I was feeling low. I did walk a bit because my mother dropped me off a little further away from home and that was put towards me if I wanted to..so I accepted...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 1 Response Apr 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I've been trying to exercise daily but the people im around don't like it. so I left home and am staying in a hotel,just so I can go to the gym daily. now they want me to come back...
    sephiroth04 sephiroth04 26-30, M 4 Responses Apr 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I gained 20 lbs since the summer. I had a lot going on and I am definitely an emotional eater, and I eat when I'm bored. Sometimes I act like I don't care, but I really do. I wanna...
    g0backtoreality g0backtoreality 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Hey guys, I'm relatively new here and also finally I have something to write about. I've been trying very hard for three years to get the perfect bikini body, and I see results in...
    sunshinebikinifun sunshinebikinifun 18-21, F Apr 13

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am trying to stay strong despite the PTSD and depression that currently controls my life, dragging me back down into the pits of hopelessness. I am trying stay strong for my...
    LivLivv LivLivv 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 15

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I seriously need to lose weight. my butt and thighs are too big and my hips are too big. I'm 5ft and 138 pounds. Fat hourglass and I need to get thin to fit clothes better.
    JoyJoy7 JoyJoy7 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have so much potential I can do so much more So much more I am lazy My mind is lazy I am slow Doctor said my eyes are slow My brain is slow And I think it's the lack of food I...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am who I am stop suggesting bull crap to me. I'll change as I see fit and when I feel like it. Stop forcing it you have forced enough.
    ForTheFallen ForTheFallen 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    all my life i've never been apart of any "group" or "clique" i've been friends with everyone.. but in doing so .. close friends are very far and few between.. struggles of fitting...
    griff11b griff11b 26-30, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I could stay a while But sooner or later I'll break your smile And I can tell a joke But one of these days I'm bound to choke And we could share a kiss But I feel like I can't...
    lilhunters lilhunters 18-21, M 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Chuck Norris plays his own version of Tetris. Instead of blocks coming down however, each piece consists of two fists and two roundhouse kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Chuck Norris's shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around. It would just get roundhouse kick to the face.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 28

    Your Response

    Cancel
    What happened when Chcuk Norris crossed the road? Nothing, Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they cross him, and get roundhouse kicked in the face!!!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 28

    Your Response

    Cancel
    One day, Chuck Norris was so angry he roundhouse-kicked a mountain, and it exploded. Coincidentally, that mountain was Mount Saint Helens.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 29

    Your Response

    Cancel
    that I just can't get covered up. I have made so many bad choices in my life. Some that I can't even talk about. It has taken almost all my life to realize how immature I have been...
    RenewJoy RenewJoy 56-60 Mar 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want my belly big and round as the cover image
    fattenmelikelugia fattenmelikelugia 18-21, M Mar 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Chuck sat beside her, caught a glimpse of the spider and roundhouse kicked it away!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 30

    Your Response

    Cancel