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I Am a Round Peg Trying to Fit Into a Square Hole

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    Ok, so I have cried, complained, vented about becoming a single parent – devastation over the end of an 8 year marriage.  I was never going to get married – waited until I was 40 – life takes its twists and turns and, Life does go on.  Being 48 with...
    childoftheland childoftheland 46-50, F 8 Responses Apr 1, 2009

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    And I'm totally okay with that!
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    If a meteor is ever close to hitting Earth, Chuck Norris will just roundhouse kick it back into space!
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    A lot of people come to me saying they want to lose weight but don't know where to start... I was in your shoes 6 months ago. I ate too much. That bloated feeling was my new normal...
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    I'm doing it right now, seems to be the night for it of sorts. Sitting here alone, played round, got funky, screamed til I was done.......went to the supermarket, got hit by a...
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    Those darn wikka wakka squares are bringing my round town down man. You need to relax you freaky fresh flipperheads out there, IN YOUR MIND! Rewind............ R is for relax I is...
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    A lot of people come to me saying they want to lose weight but don't know where to start... I was in your shoes 6 months ago. I ate too much. That bloated feeling was my new normal...
    fearlessandfit fearlessandfit 22-25, F Feb 11

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    Just brought another pair of women's skinny jeans, a bit high waisted and with interesting back details and pockets that's sure to enhance your 'curves' and bootie! what do you...
    anonimatovato anonimatovato 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 6

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    I admit, I'm one of those people who actually have fun with horoscopes and zodiacs. I don't really take them seriously, however, this article caught me eye and its accuracy really...
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    Squidward: This isn't my show! SPONGEBOB THE REMOTE CONTROL IS BROKEN, GET OVER HERE AND FIX IT! Spongebob: I've got a better idea. Why don't I call someone who's job it is to fix...
    April9th April9th 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 4

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    Well I'm back to where I began here. Still the same person I was before. Still trying to find the meaning for me. I will find it one day. And if I don't I at least know I tried...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 3 Responses Feb 13

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    I started of eating a lot like eating half a pizza and I was constantly eating even mid night when I visited my friend in another Country and than I started eating mc Donald's and...
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    I don't know if it fits me completely but I am a Scorpio.   Scorpio Women  Aishwarya Rai The Scorpio women are inclined to be demanding, demonstrative and...
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    "Ready for round 2?" I quipped. "I'm still catching my breath from round 1 and 1a." he responded. "But I am up for whatever you want."...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 15

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    I don't easily fall into categories - it's a huge problem for me, but it also a good thing.
    Clothed Clothed 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    My boyfriend cheated. We have been together now for 2 years and 2 months, however last year In May, he cheated on me. I was absolutely heartbroken, but this is what happened. So...
    DAHSIENEK DAHSIENEK 22-25, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    I am starting a Fitness journey my goal is to lose 40-50 lbs. starting on Sunday (since tomorrow is Valentine's) I am going to be doing the vegetarian diet challenge YAYYY!!! I am...
    SUNDAELee SUNDAELee 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 13

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    I am starting to realize that it's not that I don't fit in anywhere, it's that I try to fit in too many places at once. Too much breadth, and not enough depth. Because I try to fit...
    lonelyavenger lonelyavenger 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    I love foooood. I cannot change that! I'm just not one of those girls who eat small portions of the healthiest food all the time! But that's okay, because that's what inspired me...
    IwillAlwaysBeMe IwillAlwaysBeMe 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Lol I found my mom's outfit when she was 15 😂 and they fit me exactly the same! What the heck,... Lol I love 80's clothes.
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    I'm trying to do nice things each day and instill better habits for a more positive mind and so that ican manifest the life I want I think that achieving this will lead to a...
    zeitgeist211 zeitgeist211 18-21, F Feb 1

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    Christopher Columbus discovered America because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him accross the Atlantic Ocean
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 2

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    The Railroad built tracks near Chuck Norris' house. Passengers complained about vibrations from Chuck's practice Roundhouse Kicks.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 3

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    Anyone an Aquarius? The key feature of Aquarius sign is non-traditional approach to life. Aquarius sign is characterized by curiosity and the ability of deep insight into secrets...
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 4 Responses Feb 4

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    Chuck Norris doesnt wash his clothes, he roundhouse kicks the dirt off them
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    Nothing like snuggling up to nice warm hot round butt.. I like big butts and I don't lie.
    horneybear79912 horneybear79912 36-40, M Feb 7

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    You may be fit now,which is wonderful.If you were my woman I just want you to know.If the days come that you are no longer fit and get fat.I'll love you just the same if even not...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 7

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    Comets travel at 54/sec and never stops. Unsurprisingly though, comets are actually victims of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 9

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    Professor Xavier got his mutant power because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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    Some say that the Zombies are dead people turned alive. Another Theory is that the Zombies are people survived a Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.
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    I was going to write A Chuck Norris fact, but then a roundhouse kick came out of my monitor and broke my keyboard.
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    I don't claim to be all peaches-and-cream. I'm a good person, a decent human being, but everyone has limits, and I've been hurt more than enough to have earned the right to be a b...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 Feb 15

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    If Chuck Norris wants skittles, he round house kicks a rainbow. That's how the slogan got started.
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    Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you through a video chat.
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    She's at it again!! Monster in law to be is pissed because her son, my fiancè didn't tell her his work schedule. She's stewing in her frustration because she feels we're keeping...
    NaturalPaganWitch NaturalPaganWitch 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 16

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    Hercules perfomed 12 labors. Unfortunately, the 13th was surviving a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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    Humpy Dumpy broke not because of falling from the wall, but because he was Round House Kicked by Chuck Norris.
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    Team Rocket once attempted to steal Chuck Norris' Pikachu; they were immediately roundhouse kicked by Chuck before they lay a finger on Pikachu.
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    Chuck Norris invented the microwave when he roundhouse kicked a metal box.
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    Love them, glory holes that is, would love to go to a party if your in the UK Def let me know mmm ??
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    If you've read my previous experience on this or have even just spoken to me, you'll know that I often feel like there's a hole in my heart and there's something missing. I feel...
    KilljoyKitty KilljoyKitty 18-21 5 Responses Feb 20

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    I'm on the smaller side of bbw but I'm short :( I love tall fit guys. why us it so hard to find guys that are fit and in shape but wabt a bigger girl?
    jojoazgirl jojoazgirl 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 20

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    Whoever said "You can't fight City Hall", never new of Chuck Norris & his patented roundhouse kick.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 20

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    Chuck norris once round house kicked a shark in the face . thats how the hammerhead came to be.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 20

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