I Am a Sarcastic, Crass Smartass

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    Hahahahaha

    I have made a few enemies because I just love to annoy some people. They take things too seriously, and I am just a total smartass and they hate me for it. So much fun.(:
    emjmbmb emjmbmb
    13-15, M
    Mar 14, 2011

    my smart arse left class earlier

    than it should now it is a common dumb arse.
    nostalkerswelcome nostalkerswelcome
    26-30
    Mar 12

    Teehee....

    that's me alright. i love being a smartass too. it's even better when stupid people don't get your insulting them. mwhahaha!! =]
    INKHEART9459 INKHEART9459
    18-21, F
    Mar 31, 2009

    Guess I Can't Help It

    I guess I don't even see how sarcastic my comments are, and apparently I have been hurting people's feelings lately. It doesn't help that comments can get misinterpreted as attacks, and when the person that was "attacked" tells me, I'm completely blindsided. You got...
    VendettA12 VendettA12
    31-35, M
    29 Responses Jan 14, 2009

    Best Kind

    sarcastic, crass and a smartass? that's the best kind of person...i love sarcasm...lol...
    FreeByrd FreeByrd
    22-25, F
    2 Responses May 13, 2008

    Yep Thats Me

      I cant help it im so sarcastic and such a smart *** You what I hate people saying Yeah its always the last place you look Yeah fucktard why would you keep looking for something if you found it? Thats how my conversation goes lol
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses May 25, 2008

    Sarcasm

    "Just one more service I offer"    My husband used to like the fact that I was sarcastic.   Now, the fool just considers it me "mocking" him.  Oh,   BOO-HOOO!
    AyeAye AyeAye
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jul 1, 2008

    Warning long sarcastic example / rant ahead.

    Do not say I did not warn you remember kiddies this page is about sarcasm. on with the sarcastic example / rant. I was not aware that the word rant meant to sit down and think about what I am typing and be in a tranquil state of mind type perfectly when I am in a intense...
    nostalkerswelcome nostalkerswelcome
    26-30
    Mar 12

    Take a Walk!

    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. —Noel Coward
    1Babe 1Babe
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Aug 1, 2009

    THATS Me

    WOOOHOOO THATS ME WHEN I GET P ISSED OFF IAM SARCASTAC AND THEN WHEN I SMART OFF I LAUGHT AFTER THEN PEOPLE DONT TAKE ME SECRIOUSLY
    lunnas lunnas
    41-45, F
    Jun 15, 2008

    Oooff

    I am glad that I have found this group. Sigh. Finally a place for all the sarcastic sh!t I say on a daily basis that is either taken the wrong way, said at the wrong time, or just absolutely inappropriate for the situation at hand. Funny thing is, I can't think of one thing to...
    frankiewalkingdeadgirl frankiewalkingdeadgirl
    16-17, F
    Mar 31, 2009

    Is Sarcasm Inhibited By Estrogen?

    I am a big fan of dishing it out AND taking it. I really enjoy being around smartasses that can unleash a real verbal beating. But I have noticed that few women I know really relish it like I do. So I want to hear from all the sarcastic women out there! :) Do you smarmy ladies...
    Bella2002 Bella2002
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jul 2, 2009

    Story of my life....lmao I mean sometimes it

    gets me introuble but ohhhh welllll.
    Ale246 Ale246
    18-21, F
    Apr 26, 2014

    Irreverence

    Its not that I can't or don't know how to behave...its just that I usually don't want to. ;)
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    Aug 26, 2008

    Can Be.........

               If you p!@# me off. I can become very irate.
    cjpsf5 cjpsf5
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Jul 22, 2009
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