I Am a Scarastic, Loving, Sexual, Funny Person

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    Idk, I just thought IDE share my appinion of

    myself and others around me
    FackYourLittleTeapot FackYourLittleTeapot
    18-21, M
    Jun 7, 2014

    This is me entirely. If you would like to chat

    than message me I don't bite
    NoYouCannot NoYouCannot
    18-21, M
    Mar 11, 2014

    Llive Begins

    is good to love and beloved
    godson223 godson223
    26-30, M
    Mar 26, 2012

    Wait...did That Just Say???

    Did I join the wrong group? I meant to say I was sarcastic. Forgive me.
    notjustamom30 notjustamom30
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jun 7, 2010

    i am too funny all time

    because am happy and freaky
    razik razik
    22-25, M
    Sep 26, 2015

    Scarastic Indeed

    I have a few that make me scarastic. One is on my forehead over my eyebrow and one on my jawline. They are small and skin colored but they are there and will be for life. I also have a nice one on my thumb from when I forgot to remove my hand as I slammed a car...
    Fallflower Fallflower
    36-40, F
    10 Responses Dec 24, 2008


    i guess if i had to describe myself in a nutshell (hate that saying) this would be it.
    frosti frosti
    31-35, F
    Mar 17, 2009
    clouds4208 clouds4208
    36-40, F
    Feb 8, 2014

    Especially When I Am Around Others With Those Traits.

    Kind of sort of the most fun people to know, eh?  :)
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Mar 27, 2009

    Most common things we lie about: 1.

    i won't laugh, I promise 2. Your table will be ready in a few minutes 3. im just kidding 4. i never got your text 5. i have read and agreed to the terms and conditions 6. You will need to know this later on in life 7. im fine 8. no I'm okay, I'm just tired 9. okay, just...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Dec 28, 2015

    How come society makes us feel bad

    for thinking out the box when all the time it's made up to control us. Come play at secreterotica . com it's sexy, fun the groups and library are wicked and no BS censorship either.
    YouKnowItMakesSense YouKnowItMakesSense
    31-35, M
    Nov 28, 2014

    Every day I come on here I find something new I

    can relate to. Like this topic which also describes everything my husband is not. I have a tin sign hang above the sink with a 50s style women standing holding a tray that says " sarcasm is severed daily" every time I wash dishes I smile. Cause I know my husband hates it lol...
    Jofree Jofree
    46-50, F
    1 Response Feb 25, 2014


    it all applies and I love to just be me and have fun I love to love be loved to laugh and joke and just have a good time
    deleted deleted
    Nov 9, 2012

    Fun Romance And No Strings Attached Its Pure Fun Romance Wth Nice Lady

    i I am Srinivas here 32 single Working at Bangalore, looking for long term off course but ok if a lady is fine and is looking only for friendship or a date , I am okay with that too, but lets not waste time ,so you may reach me at nine six two zero five two six two six two or...
    Jerry505 Jerry505
    31-35, M
    1 Response May 1, 2012

    Description Of Me !

    Hi. I'm a funny crazy guy that can get along with just about anyone. I will go out of my way to make you smile even if the joke is on me. I take life to extreme my bipoar makes me hyper I will make you laugh. It makes me Horney I will flirt with girls to make you feel special...
    deleted deleted
    Nov 12, 2013

    This describes me so well!

    Maybe not as funny but good enough ;-)
    Cheeky81 Cheeky81
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 6, 2014


    Let me explain myself to the ones who desire the explanation of the one such as me inside of this petite planet... I am Dan-o-bot, I am the very spirit of things that are not "normal" and maybe "sane"... Let us explain to you that this is a world of me... and...
    ShallowDreamers ShallowDreamers
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Dec 24, 2008

    Yep Sounds Like Me

    Im all of those ! sarcastic and funny loving and sexual
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 6, 2011

    Woosh Yep Thats Me

    yah i am a very sarcastic person i dont truly think that its a bad thing but i can come right back at you witha comment trust ...but yuah i am very funny i can make just about anybody laugh but i enjoy laughing so why not!!!Oh yah and sex who doesnt love it and want it all the...
    SweetBabiiRae SweetBabiiRae
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Jan 16, 2009

    Its True You Know

    I rather enjoy being a smart *** its quite pleasurable....just like oral sex which is amazing when you know how to.......just like love which is confusing and quite FUNNY!  yay!   which brings us back to Doh! hahah
    theluckyduck theluckyduck
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Dec 23, 2008

    All You Want

    Besides from my depressing side of me, i have my hilarious, interesting, funny, sexual side to me. No, im not stiff, but yes im still a virgin. I`ll cuddle, kiss, and keep close to you. You wont be like "Ok, thats enough of you", i`ll be close enough but far enough for you to...
    Aliahxx Aliahxx
    13-15, F
    1 Response Nov 20, 2012

    There's Nothin Better

      "Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm" Tell da truth, tell da truth. I get yelled at all the time for being so sarcastic but hey, hate it or love it. I'd rather be a sarcastic ***** than just a *****; it's more fun. Four characteristics...
    lick0fpleazure lick0fpleazure
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Apr 8, 2009

    Some lady had a photo of this big hairy

    beautiful cat as her profile picture and me being me I just could not help myself and sent her a private message " u got an awesome p~ssy " and promptly got blocked by her. hehehehe. LOL
    IamnotCharlieSheen IamnotCharlieSheen
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Apr 16, 2014
    Aujrennae Aujrennae
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 2

    I am a very intimate person,

    i guess i just enjoy a good time. ;)
    Deannamariem Deannamariem
    18-21, F
    Sep 26, 2014

    I Come By It Honest..

    Being raised primarily by the Italian side of my family, sarcasm is as natural to me as breathing.  But also, there is a romantic side to me, sometimes they blend.... don't ask me how, but they do lol.  I think a playful laugh during intimacy is such a wonderful sound...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel
    31-35, M
    Apr 29, 2009
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