I Am A Secret Agent

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    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Jan 23, 2013
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Sep 23, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Oct 5, 2011

    America Can Be Idiots

    YOU'RE DEAD TO ME! YOU ******* HEAR ME! CIA YOU ********! TAPPING INTO A ******* PHONE OF AN INNOCENT PERSON! You bunch of retards! Next time let the MI6 handle that! Anyone from MI6 have you got the files due in by next week. The files number:44768809 If you're from MI6 you'll...
    SkullCrusher1000 SkullCrusher1000
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Oct 26, 2013
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Dec 12, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    1 Response Dec 8, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    1 Response Sep 23, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Sep 23, 2011

    I Am Not A Secret Agent

    For if I was, I would not be my true self. I would be in hell. I was there before, thats how I know to stay away. I feel sorry for anybody who is stuck in a vicious circle of fear, suspicions, and conniving, because now for many different reasons. They need love and understanding...
    InteRnalWarrior InteRnalWarrior
    51-55, M
    Jul 19, 2013
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Oct 5, 2011

    Well....I am very careful with myself

    and to people around me but will do everything to get what i want through whatever means (except pervy means or killing someone so dont get that idea lol) sooo I kind function as an Agent.socially. lol
    WifeOfVegeta WifeOfVegeta
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 26, 2015
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Sep 28, 2011
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Sep 23, 2011

    My Agency

    My dream is to have assets all across the United States of America (or possibly worldwide) as my spies. The problem is, I'm a 17 year old kid. But who cares? I say that I am just as smart and intelligent as anyone older than me. I'm going to be a very important person one day...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 4, 2013

    Your Time Is Up ... Last Of The Secret Agents

    GIVE US A JOB ... ( DON'T TRUST THE MINKEY )  
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX
    46-50, M
    1 Response Sep 23, 2011
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX
    46-50, M
    Sep 23, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Sep 23, 2011
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Nov 17, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Oct 5, 2011

    Johnny Rivers – "Secret Agent Man" There's

    a man who leads a life of danger To everyone he meets he stays a stranger With every move he makes another chance he takes Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow Secret agent man, secret agent man They've given you a number and taken away your name Beware of pretty faces that...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Nov 26, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 23, 2015
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Oct 5, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Oct 5, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Oct 5, 2011
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX
    46-50, M
    Oct 6, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Oct 9, 2011
    THEMADHATTERXXXX THEMADHATTERXXXX
    46-50, M
    Oct 2, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    1 Response Dec 3, 2011
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Oct 5, 2011

    Mission Impossible

    Some years ago, I was assigned to a government project. I was then working for an American establishment. The job was very interesting. We had two projects running simultaneously. The hours were long though. Every night, I went home after midnight and started early. Three to...
    Duchessforthright Duchessforthright
    46-50
    3 Responses Apr 8, 2012
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    Dec 3, 2011

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    EVER REMEMBER THIS - - > JESUS LOVES YOU.
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    Wanna exchange secrets???????
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    16-17, M
    Apr 14
    I'm obsessed with ******. So far I have 9 and I've recently purchased another😃😝🍆💦.
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    Any uk ticklers out there? ;)
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    mysticalexis224 mysticalexis224
    22-25, F
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    thetamedbeast thetamedbeast
    18-21, M
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