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I Am A Shameless Shoplifter

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    If your store's management is dumb enough to

    not have tags and magnetic devices, leave all the dressing rooms unlocked and have no sales associates on the floor I AM going to take your merchandise. And then I'm confident enough about it to go up to a security guard with a bag full of stolen merchandise and ask him how one...
    Thatonegirl53 Thatonegirl53 18-21, F 8 Responses Sep 25

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    I Am A Shamless Shoplifter

    I am so ashamed of what I have done.  I have been caught twice already and have gone back to same store to shoplift again.  I started Therary and have a phychiatrist also.  I don't understand why I do it I know I wi8ll be put on probation or serve jail time if I am...
    Stormy007 Stormy007 56-60 2 Responses Nov 16, 2009

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    I have a question for you shoplifter pros.

    I wanted to know how you can shoplift clothes from stores. An idea came to my mind and I thought if we take something inside the changing room, we can slip it in our bag. But it depends which stores because most of them count how many you bring inside to try. So like, if we...
    Mia97 Mia97 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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    I used to steal from a jewellery shop called

    Diva almost every day when I was in high school. I'm not even ashamed though because let's be honest who the hell wants to pay $25-$30 for a necklace, $15 for a ring and other silly little things you could just throw in ya pocket lol
    Jahhh Jahhh 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 27

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    I shoplift. Like, a lot.

    .. Me and my friend dress up in our most fashionable clothes and we go over the bridge and take the town by storm. The amount I've taken is pretty impressive-everything from jewellery to clothes to makeup. Pretty high quality things too. It's honestly fun and I just need a place...
    36N25E 36N25E 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 29

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    I've been shoplifting

    for about 4 years now. Knock on wood I have never been suspected. My friend who has stolen well over 10k of items showed me the ropes. At CVS, for example, I act calm and collected and pretend that I am shopping. I am an attractive female who dresses nicely, carries and giant...
    fallenheart1187 fallenheart1187 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 18

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    Am I Shameless?

    I steal whenever I go shopping. I even make a list of stuff to steal. I usually steal things that will make me 'look better' because I just want to be 'prettier' or 'skinnier'. I've even gone so far as stealing things that are illegal for people my age to buy, like diet pills...
    Rosearya Rosearya 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 23, 2013

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    I Am A Shamless Shoplifter

    I am so ashamed of what I have done.  I have been caught twice already and have gone back to same store to shoplift again.  I started Therary and have a phychiatrist also.  I don't understand why I do it I know I wi8ll be put on probation or serve jail time if I am...
    Stormy007 Stormy007 56-60 4 Responses Nov 16, 2009

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    Adrenaline Rush

    for me, shoplifting is not something to be ashamed of. it relieves stress and gives me a thrill. as long as im only taking small, kind-of-cheap things, i think it's alright to do once in a while. i was just at the mall and i was feeling sad and i took to necklaces from two...
    ilovegrayskies ilovegrayskies 13-15, F 3 Responses Nov 6, 2010

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    Help Me!!!

    I can't stop shoplifting.  I am so ashamed and embarrassed.  I am so scared of going back to jail since I have to go on 11/30 and I violated my probation.  I need a miracle to stay out of jail.  I am a terrible mother and am going to die when my kids find out...
    jellybean36 jellybean36 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 1, 2009

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    I Did It Again...:o(

    Sigh...I PROMISED myself I wasn't going to do it, and yes, I succumbed to that nasty little voice in my brain "Do it! You won't get caught!" I went into the bookstore and took two books, books that I really, really wanted. I am totally broke these days and I know that's no...
    KShade KShade 46-50, F 5 Responses May 19, 2010

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    Wanting To Start A Shoplifting Anonymous Program In Stockton

    I'm on formal probation in another county and if my p.o. found out i've been arrested not once but twice for shoplifting since I've been out, there's no doubt I'd be on my way to pelican bay.  (that's my metaphor for a really scary prizon),I do have a problem.Regardless of what...
    keralot keralot 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 21, 2011

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    femmeme femmeme 36-40, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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