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I Am a Slacker Deluxe

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    Code Red: Blind As a Bat!

    So, in my slackerdom of the past few days... i have chosen to ignore the fact that i broke my LAST pair of glasses. I'm not used to wearing glasses and therefore, I do not put any thought into, their care, upkeep, existence, etc.  Maybe it's denial.  Anyway... i digress...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 4 Responses Feb 29, 2008

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    HOLE In My Coat!!!

    Went to "lunch" this weekend and ended up tripping and falling down, ripping a HOLE in my brand new gold coat.  I cannot be trusted with anythng nice, for I will trip and fall... and break/rip/tear it! 
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 4 Responses Jan 22, 2008

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    Sleeping Like I'm Hibernating!

    I just woke up.  It is 1:14pm.  I woke early, got the kids off to school, but i was soooo sleepy that I did not even make coffee.  Back to bed, before they even left the house.  The weather is hot again, awaiting another cold front.  It's hot, humid and...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 28, 2008

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    Yep...

    like i said on my blog. No friends, no job, no life, no money, no purpose in life. Oh well, let's just do what i do best. I just woke up from a nap and hopped on the computer. Summertime sucks, i bet all the other teenagers are out there doing what they love to do best - whoring...
    TheBlakkSheep TheBlakkSheep 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 25, 2009

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    Hole In My Jeans!

    Not sure how it happened, but I woke up and looked at my jeans.  There is a huge mud stain and a small hole on one knee.  There is also mud in my guest bathroom?  I have no explanation.  At least I made it inside, my shoes and the cake were left out in the...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F Feb 7, 2008

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    I Was Charged $1 For Being a Bittch, Haha

    I like to think that i'm chill, you know, well dressed, laid back ocean minded, city slicker. ??  see, clearly, there's a problem.  anyhow, i just  spent quite a bit of time, researching new scanners.  i'm putting together family books from our slides and...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 3 Responses Jul 26, 2008

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    My Goal For the Day

    is to stay in my boxers and t-shirt, not answer the door or phone.  (all phones have been turned off)  yay for me!
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 4 Responses Feb 27, 2008

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    I'm a Napper

    I take naps, like a small child. 
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F Feb 5, 2008

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    Everyday Is A Struggle

    everyday is a struggle to get out of bed, thinking of what to wear (grap something of the floor usually) and having a whole load of college work to do by the end of the week but having no attention to start it any time soon. then get a horrible panicky feeling that still doesnt...
    marshmellon marshmellon 18-21, F Apr 11, 2011

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    Lazy Good For Nuthin!

    Ahhh, spent a glorious day in bed, in my pjs.  Everyone is out of town, just me and the dogs.  Stayed up late watching movies, drinking and listening to music, last night.  Today, the weather is bright sunny and hot, so I am holed up with the a/c on 68 under the...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 24 Responses Dec 13, 2008

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