I Am a Slacker Deluxe

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    HOLE In My Coat!!!

    Went to "lunch" this weekend and ended up tripping and falling down, ripping a HOLE in my brand new gold coat.  I cannot be trusted with anythng nice, for I will trip and fall... and break/rip/tear it! 
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Jan 22, 2008

    Sleeping Like I'm Hibernating!

    I just woke up.  It is 1:14pm.  I woke early, got the kids off to school, but i was soooo sleepy that I did not even make coffee.  Back to bed, before they even left the house.  The weather is hot again, awaiting another cold front.  It's hot, humid and...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jan 28, 2008

    Lazy Good For Nuthin!

    Ahhh, spent a glorious day in bed, in my pjs.  Everyone is out of town, just me and the dogs.  Stayed up late watching movies, drinking and listening to music, last night.  Today, the weather is bright sunny and hot, so I am holed up with the a/c on 68 under the...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    24 Responses Dec 13, 2008

    My Goal For the Day

    is to stay in my boxers and t-shirt, not answer the door or phone.  (all phones have been turned off)  yay for me!
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Feb 27, 2008

    Hole In My Jeans!

    Not sure how it happened, but I woke up and looked at my jeans.  There is a huge mud stain and a small hole on one knee.  There is also mud in my guest bathroom?  I have no explanation.  At least I made it inside, my shoes and the cake were left out in the...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    Feb 7, 2008

    Everyday Is A Struggle

    everyday is a struggle to get out of bed, thinking of what to wear (grap something of the floor usually) and having a whole load of college work to do by the end of the week but having no attention to start it any time soon. then get a horrible panicky feeling that still doesnt...
    marshmellon marshmellon
    18-21, F
    Apr 11, 2011

    yeah i've got a term paper do in 2 weeks

    and i haven't even chosen the topic yet despite the fact i've known about the paper for months and there aren't many topic choices. i'm really good at writing though so i may just work on it for two hours the day before it's due since that seems to get me an A in anything but...
    Pangy54321 Pangy54321
    22-25, M
    Mar 6, 2016

    I Was Charged $1 For Being a Bittch, Haha

    I like to think that i'm chill, you know, well dressed, laid back ocean minded, city slicker. ??  see, clearly, there's a problem.  anyhow, i just  spent quite a bit of time, researching new scanners.  i'm putting together family books from our slides and...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jul 26, 2008


    like i said on my blog. No friends, no job, no life, no money, no purpose in life. Oh well, let's just do what i do best. I just woke up from a nap and hopped on the computer. Summertime sucks, i bet all the other teenagers are out there doing what they love to do best - whoring...
    TheBlakkSheep TheBlakkSheep
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jun 25, 2009

    Code Red: Blind As a Bat!

    So, in my slackerdom of the past few days... i have chosen to ignore the fact that i broke my LAST pair of glasses. I'm not used to wearing glasses and therefore, I do not put any thought into, their care, upkeep, existence, etc.  Maybe it's denial.  Anyway... i digress...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Feb 29, 2008

    I'm a Napper

    I take naps, like a small child. 
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    Feb 5, 2008
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