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I Am a Slob

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    t bit by bit....mooooo
    fonenotes fonenotes 46-50, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I Really Am

    I don't exercise, I eat junk food and take aways ALL the time and I don't clean my house as often as I should. I really am a slob. On my days off I will sometimes spend two days in my PJ's, only taking them off to shower...that's if I can be bothered LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 8 Responses Nov 21, 2007

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    I Need to Clean Up My Act

    i wish i could be neater, more organized, but I dont think its in me, sometimes i am but consistency is the key and that i lack, i drive myself nuts at times
    sweetstacey sweetstacey 26-30, F Aug 2, 2008

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    I pretty much am but i have always been

    that way i usually just drop clothes wherever so theres a trail i almost never put clothes away after laundry which i hate doing. theres usually dishes everywhere and im just lazy and dont like to clean and i guess dont mind being a slob and being messy, I would go crazy if i...
    lauren1086 lauren1086 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 21, 2013

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    My Struggle With Being A Slob

    Every day I come home to my cluttered, messy house and I get so discouraged and mad at myself. And always--ALWAYS--I ask myself: why do I do this? Why don't I just clean up?? Living in this clutter and mess makes me unhappy, stresses me out, and makes me feel so ashamed.  I...
    mollyp1969 mollyp1969 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 25, 2012

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    Embrace It

    literally this is my life, except for work i spend the rest of my time laying in bed on 1 of my consoles farting and burping and only get up to go on the computer or get food, the only bits id change though are stoping work, moving computer next to the bed and having someone...
    ukwantabefat ukwantabefat 22-25, M Sep 11, 2012

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    I Am A Slob, My New Year's Resolution Is Not To Be Any More.

    I want that beautifully cleaned house that so many people have.  I once kept my home clean for an entire month.  I felt as though I was living in someone else's home.  I was so happy when I opened my refrigerator it was clean, and everything was organized and wiped down.  I...
    Congress Congress 41-45 Dec 29, 2011

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    I Have Been A Slob For About 18 Years

    When I moved into my first apartment, I kept it really neat and clean. I cleaned the whole place every week. When I left after a year, it was cleaner than when I had moved in. Back then whenever they raised my rent because the lease was up, I would move to a new apartment, and I...
    benderdan benderdan 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 10, 2011

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    I am very much so as i dont

    even clean my room or clean up after myself and most times then none i have a trail of clothes all over the place and never pick up my clothes in my room. I live with my sisters who are slobs themselfs and dont make me do anything in the way of cleaning or tidying up! I dont...
    okcboy okcboy 13-15, M Dec 31, 2013

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    That's her....haaahaaaaaa Wit

    and intelligence dictionary queen
    fonenotes fonenotes 46-50, F 4 days ago

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    It's Embarassing Really

    Slob is the best word for me. My room is always a mess. If I would just clean up after myself, I wouldn't have a problem, but I'm really a "do-it-later" sort of person. My dirty clothes will get thrown and sprawled across the floor as opposed to the washing basket, I leave empty...
    CashCarStar CashCarStar 18-21, M Jul 29, 2010

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    Its Like There Are Two of Me

    I go to someone elses home and I am the first to ask if I can help with dishes, or if they are a close friend and its a housework day I will fold laundry, clean the bathrooms and kitchen like nobody's business.  But I come home to my apartment, where I have kids, and...
    WhatMattersCannotBeSeen WhatMattersCannotBeSeen 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    Been up this morning eating cookies for breakfast. Ya i know I'm a slob xD. Since its such a nice day out i grabbed a lawn chair and sat in my front yard with my belly out...
    Heartsu Heartsu 26-30, F 4 Responses Jul 1

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    I've been a bigger girl all my life, when I was 16 I was 5'10" and 235 lbs, and through some risky practices I was able to get down to 145 and maintain that for a while. Well once...
    missjae93 missjae93 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 1

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    sorrybouttheugly sorrybouttheugly 16-17 1 Response Jul 7

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    This story is probably too long to tell in full. Ever since I was very young my parents arguing had a very negative effect on me. They would scream and swear at each other and me...
    JennEB96 JennEB96 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    All I have worn today is a really baggy old t shirt and a pair of lycra shorts, and its great to slob out
    wheels1972 wheels1972 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 13

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    fairgoddess fairgoddess 22-25, F 5 Responses Jul 13

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    ctzellers ctzellers 18-21, F Jul 13

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    Anyone who has lost all the weight they have should know the tremendous confidence boost you get from having a slim waist line. The path to becoming overweight isn't something that...
    RedScythe RedScythe 22-25, M Jul 14

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    RebeccaReynolds RebeccaReynolds 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    sugarplumsandgumdrops sugarplumsandgumdrops 31-35, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    beastman111 beastman111 46-50, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    The only time I'm not wearing pajamas is when I have to leave the house, or if people are coming over and I have to be around them. Neither of these things happen terribly often. I...
    Ridiculousity Ridiculousity 18-21 7 Responses 1 day ago

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