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I Am a Slob

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    Debra missed a whole bunch of sh.

    t bit by bit....mooooo
    fonenotes fonenotes 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Yup the screw plot is with them also.

    ... Your friends love you...Sneaks....hahahahah I want friends like them.....
    Apps12370 Apps12370 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 15

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    I Have Been A Slob For About 18 Years

    When I moved into my first apartment, I kept it really neat and clean. I cleaned the whole place every week. When I left after a year, it was cleaner than when I had moved in. Back then whenever they raised my rent because the lease was up, I would move to a new apartment, and I...
    benderdan benderdan 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 10, 2011

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    kamabusenotessan kamabusenotessan 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    I Really Am

    I don't exercise, I eat junk food and take aways ALL the time and I don't clean my house as often as I should. I really am a slob. On my days off I will sometimes spend two days in my PJ's, only taking them off to shower...that's if I can be bothered LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 8 Responses Nov 21, 2007

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    Its Like There Are Two of Me

    I go to someone elses home and I am the first to ask if I can help with dishes, or if they are a close friend and its a housework day I will fold laundry, clean the bathrooms and kitchen like nobody's business.  But I come home to my apartment, where I have kids, and...
    WhatMattersCannotBeSeen WhatMattersCannotBeSeen 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    I Am A Slob, My New Year's Resolution Is Not To Be Any More.

    I want that beautifully cleaned house that so many people have.  I once kept my home clean for an entire month.  I felt as though I was living in someone else's home.  I was so happy when I opened my refrigerator it was clean, and everything was organized and wiped down.  I...
    Congress Congress 41-45 Dec 29, 2011

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    Embrace It

    literally this is my life, except for work i spend the rest of my time laying in bed on 1 of my consoles farting and burping and only get up to go on the computer or get food, the only bits id change though are stoping work, moving computer next to the bed and having someone...
    ukwantabefat ukwantabefat 22-25, M Sep 11, 2012

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    I am very much so as i dont

    even clean my room or clean up after myself and most times then none i have a trail of clothes all over the place and never pick up my clothes in my room. I live with my sisters who are slobs themselfs and dont make me do anything in the way of cleaning or tidying up! I dont...
    okcboy okcboy 13-15, M Dec 31, 2013

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    I pretty much am but i have always been

    that way i usually just drop clothes wherever so theres a trail i almost never put clothes away after laundry which i hate doing. theres usually dishes everywhere and im just lazy and dont like to clean and i guess dont mind being a slob and being messy, I would go crazy if i...
    lauren1086 lauren1086 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 21, 2013

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    I Need to Clean Up My Act

    i wish i could be neater, more organized, but I dont think its in me, sometimes i am but consistency is the key and that i lack, i drive myself nuts at times
    sweetstacey sweetstacey 26-30, F Aug 2, 2008

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    Yes you are sandie File the scum in.

    ..thanks Fat cow. ... Plug out
    hubbeaterex123 hubbeaterex123 46-50, F 8 mins ago

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    My Struggle With Being A Slob

    Every day I come home to my cluttered, messy house and I get so discouraged and mad at myself. And always--ALWAYS--I ask myself: why do I do this? Why don't I just clean up?? Living in this clutter and mess makes me unhappy, stresses me out, and makes me feel so ashamed.  I...
    mollyp1969 mollyp1969 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 25, 2012

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    It's Embarassing Really

    Slob is the best word for me. My room is always a mess. If I would just clean up after myself, I wouldn't have a problem, but I'm really a "do-it-later" sort of person. My dirty clothes will get thrown and sprawled across the floor as opposed to the washing basket, I leave empty...
    CashCarStar CashCarStar 18-21, M Jul 29, 2010

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    That's her....haaahaaaaaa Wit

    and intelligence dictionary queen
    fonenotes fonenotes 46-50, F Jul 19

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    menarehot50 menarehot50 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    I need this username....got the next slob...
    Apps12370 Apps12370 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 15

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    this might sound critical but I absolutely am in disbelief that some people dress like slobs in public. ( excluding people who are homeless and hungry, etc.) I feel that it shows a...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    I love big guys, hehe. I'd love to be your personal servant while you get bigger and bigger
    Dantelakens97 Dantelakens97 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    So I've officially stopped moving now. I might have stayed mobile a little longer but I'm so lazy and unhealthy. :P It just wasn't worth the misery. Now I just eat and eat all the...
    18yrFeedee 18yrFeedee 18-21, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    Weekend lies are done fat slob All the house camping is tracked fat slob sandi
    8610notes 8610notes 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    Approximately 145 pics from fat slob She's trying to break mom's computer Phone Tapping She has not changed She plotted last night for today Right fat slob?
    8610notes 8610notes 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    always have been conscious about my appearance. I feel that I have to look as close to perfect as possible or I'll be embarrassed to step out of the house. I don't feel comfortable...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F Aug 25

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    I hate my husband of 20 yrs. I often wish he would just leave or even die, and then feel like a horrible person for wishing for him to die. Not because I would miss him, but...
    shazzy41498 shazzy41498 46-50, F 4 Responses Aug 3

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    Slobs and people who don't clean or pick up after themselves, people who always like to have friends come over really late and like to party, smokers, drinkers, ( heavy drinking...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F Aug 5

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    I hate my husbands dog. He's a 80+lb lab. The dog is actually very sweet but my husband take terrible care of him. He was never neutered or leash trained. As a result our backyard...
    sincitymom sincitymom 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 5

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    I need this next user named attached To be slowdown Fat slob wife
    8610notes 8610notes 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    I need this username Attach too pics. we got 145 today She passes photos to the other slobs and makes fun of me With all the sh.it she dies she should be walking too get rid...
    8610notes 8610notes 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    I live my life through other people's eyes, but I never see what they see. I sit in fear of what they see in me, because I constantly observe myself from their perspective, and it...
    medialahem medialahem 18-21 3 Responses Aug 12

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    Title:Cold heart diss Artist:GingerSlim See I'm confused Is this you or another dude Off YouTube I'm more rude then you Will ever Be So be gone And just leave I have 2...
    GingerSlimSTL GingerSlimSTL 18-21, M Aug 16

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    Unfortunately I'm too lazy to take before and after pictures. Here is my story. I've almost always been a healthy kid up until I turned about 10-11. I started to eat a lot more...
    samiaboud9 samiaboud9 16-17, M Aug 18

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    Often my mum tells me I act too much like a guy; i'm messy and don't fold my clothes, I leave my books on the floor, i don't pack my bag for school until morning etc but it doesn't...
    CaitlinBuchan97 CaitlinBuchan97 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 18

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    I'm currently 15 and chubby but my dream is to be over 1000 lbs by 30. I want to find a girl who will take care of me and feed me and let me be a total slob and help me reach my...
    SoonToBeImmobile SoonToBeImmobile 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 24

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    I don't hate my daughter-in-law but I hate her body language which shows irritation at my presence. She thinks I don't notice. I'm an actress and Director so I am trained to...
    monkeypuzzle99 monkeypuzzle99 70+, F 2 Responses Aug 25

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    I fantasize about a girl helping me gain weight until im over 1000 lbs and completely immobile. She'll let me be a total slob and i'll just sit around the house all day naked and...
    SoonToBeImmobile SoonToBeImmobile 18-21, M Aug 25

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    I avoid calling them Nazis because even though this is the correct term for them, the word "Nazi" has been thrown around a bit too much so I'll just say dictators since they try to...
    christfukk christfukk 26-30, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Reminder to thy self You are magic, don't you effing forget that The world may be surrounded with fake and shallow people But you know better You have wonderful friends that love...
    fosselfuel fosselfuel 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    Some mornings i'm like Will I Am "Feeling Myself" and think i'm sheer amazing haha and other times i feel like a useless fat slob. Its never in the middle, i don't look and think...
    surfdas surfdas 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    Hey everyone. I just wanted to post this because I got a lot of comfort reading everyone elses experiences on the messy roommate topic. I am writing this also for myself as one...
    grilldchz grilldchz 22-25 3 days ago

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    Clothes on the bathroom floor really bothers me, but I'm too lazy most of the time to pick them up . I haven't done the dishes tonight either. I'd rather do fun things or sleep...
    heathee heathee 46-50, F 2 days ago

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    I'm at the point of giving up... Coach has been belittling me and all the girls very harshly on tennis. To hear him call us failures and losers and that he accepted the fact that...
    Dapperness Dapperness 16-17, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I am 23 and suffer from bad eczema. I have suffered with it from a young age but recently bought a home and moved in with my partner and my stress levels are at an all time high. I...
    gooay011 gooay011 22-25, F 1 day ago

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