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I Am a Slob

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    I Really Am

    I don't exercise, I eat junk food and take aways ALL the time and I don't clean my house as often as I should. I really am a slob. On my days off I will sometimes spend two days in my PJ's, only taking them off to shower...that's if I can be bothered LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 8 Responses Nov 21, 2007

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    fakes123 fakes123 46-50, F Sep 12

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    Its Like There Are Two of Me

    I go to someone elses home and I am the first to ask if I can help with dishes, or if they are a close friend and its a housework day I will fold laundry, clean the bathrooms and kitchen like nobody's business.  But I come home to my apartment, where I have kids, and...
    WhatMattersCannotBeSeen WhatMattersCannotBeSeen 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    Debra missed a whole bunch of sh.

    t bit by bit....mooooo
    fonenotes fonenotes 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Embrace It

    literally this is my life, except for work i spend the rest of my time laying in bed on 1 of my consoles farting and burping and only get up to go on the computer or get food, the only bits id change though are stoping work, moving computer next to the bed and having someone...
    ukwantabefat ukwantabefat 22-25, M Sep 11, 2012

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    I Have Been A Slob For About 18 Years

    When I moved into my first apartment, I kept it really neat and clean. I cleaned the whole place every week. When I left after a year, it was cleaner than when I had moved in. Back then whenever they raised my rent because the lease was up, I would move to a new apartment, and I...
    benderdan benderdan 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 10, 2011

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    Red Head Had debts...

    .she no better then you janine rat on her
    Lastusernamefiled Lastusernamefiled 46-50, F 2 Responses Sep 9

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    Report the psychic hoe.

    .. Another leech....did the psychic tell you to bang your ex who does not love you?
    Lastusernamefiled Lastusernamefiled 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 9

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    I Need to Clean Up My Act

    i wish i could be neater, more organized, but I dont think its in me, sometimes i am but consistency is the key and that i lack, i drive myself nuts at times
    sweetstacey sweetstacey 26-30, F Aug 2, 2008

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    I pretty much am but i have always been

    that way i usually just drop clothes wherever so theres a trail i almost never put clothes away after laundry which i hate doing. theres usually dishes everywhere and im just lazy and dont like to clean and i guess dont mind being a slob and being messy, I would go crazy if i...
    lauren1086 lauren1086 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 21, 2013

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    kamabusenotessan kamabusenotessan 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    51experience 51experience 46-50, F 2 Responses Sep 9

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    51experience 51experience 46-50, F 2 Responses Sep 9

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    Yup the screw plot is with them also.

    ... Your friends love you...Sneaks....hahahahah I want friends like them.....
    Apps12370 Apps12370 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 15

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    I am very much so as i dont

    even clean my room or clean up after myself and most times then none i have a trail of clothes all over the place and never pick up my clothes in my room. I live with my sisters who are slobs themselfs and dont make me do anything in the way of cleaning or tidying up! I dont...
    okcboy okcboy 13-15, M Dec 31, 2013

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    iamamazing51 iamamazing51 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 9

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    It's Embarassing Really

    Slob is the best word for me. My room is always a mess. If I would just clean up after myself, I wouldn't have a problem, but I'm really a "do-it-later" sort of person. My dirty clothes will get thrown and sprawled across the floor as opposed to the washing basket, I leave empty...
    CashCarStar CashCarStar 18-21, M Jul 29, 2010

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    That's her....haaahaaaaaa Wit

    and intelligence dictionary queen
    fonenotes fonenotes 46-50, F Jul 19

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    My Struggle With Being A Slob

    Every day I come home to my cluttered, messy house and I get so discouraged and mad at myself. And always--ALWAYS--I ask myself: why do I do this? Why don't I just clean up?? Living in this clutter and mess makes me unhappy, stresses me out, and makes me feel so ashamed.  I...
    mollyp1969 mollyp1969 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 25, 2012

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    Yes you are girlfriend.

    ...... Facebook hags or nudity. ...Gee I think I will stay on Facebook. ..haaaahaaaa
    hardware123456 hardware123456 46-50, F Sep 10

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    Why is Margaret hot, popular,

    musician, hard working, bakes for schools and I'm a lazy desperate moo on a computer talking about family secrets Haaaaaaahaaaaa
    iamamazing51 iamamazing51 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 9

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    iamamazing51 iamamazing51 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 9

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    Yes you are sandie File the scum in.

    ..thanks Fat cow. ... Plug out
    hubbeaterex123 hubbeaterex123 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    I Am A Slob, My New Year's Resolution Is Not To Be Any More.

    I want that beautifully cleaned house that so many people have.  I once kept my home clean for an entire month.  I felt as though I was living in someone else's home.  I was so happy when I opened my refrigerator it was clean, and everything was organized and wiped down.  I...
    Congress Congress 41-45 Dec 29, 2011

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    Minus the fat. Dont eat enough to get fat. My belly can distend after eating. But my pants keep wanting off. So not fat. But lazy enough for slob label.
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Sep 7

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    I wish someone could help me be a gigantic, fat, lazy, and always gorging slob.
    goofyg54 goofyg54 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 12

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    Clothes on the bathroom floor really bothers me, but I'm too lazy most of the time to pick them up . I haven't done the dishes tonight either. I'd rather do fun things or sleep...
    heathee heathee 46-50, F Aug 30

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    I'm at the point of giving up... Coach has been belittling me and all the girls very harshly on tennis. To hear him call us failures and losers and that he accepted the fact that...
    Dapperness Dapperness 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 31

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    I am 23 and suffer from bad eczema. I have suffered with it from a young age but recently bought a home and moved in with my partner and my stress levels are at an all time high. I...
    gooay011 gooay011 22-25, F Sep 1

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    Is it a defense mechanism? I really don't care for most people my age. They are so selfish and rude. Infact I'm a rarity I find myself caring a lot for people and going out of...
    bettygingham bettygingham 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    Every time my dad raises his voice I instantly retreat to my room even though it's not directed towards me. My anxiety level starts to rise and I get really upset. To make matters...
    fallout07 fallout07 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 6

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    This goes for people AND books :) I never look at someone and assume I know what kind of person they are. I'm not saying that outer appearance isn't important. When trying to make...
    SunnyDayze SunnyDayze 22-25, F 9 Responses Sep 7

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    Tough couple of days. Maybe it's what I ate. Maybe the medicine is just having an off day. Or maybe my body is just stubborn. I have been in a weak mood or **** mood. Weak is...
    Apirne Apirne 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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    Hubby's brother living with us and being a total slob, he's already 31 and jumping from job to job complaining about life. I think life is what you make it, and he's bringing so...
    Verop101 Verop101 26-30, F 4 Responses Sep 8

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    First kiss...first kiss...let's see....umm I remember ending up with the dude's tongue slobber all over my face. ...uhh maybe he confused me for a canine mate?
    drunkinlove23 drunkinlove23 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 9

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    "rad lizard king" the dead poet of your romantic youth left behind his melodious words in song left behind his roadside fast eyes neatly packaged still can purchase his dream down...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 1 Response Sep 11

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    Maybe because you don't exercise and are a low life lazy slob. Just a thought.
    MisterHerbert MisterHerbert 70+, M 1 Response Sep 12

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    I am married with four kids My youngest is 6 months old. All I want to do is get up and get some cleaning done but my baby won't let me. I have to constantly hold her or she had a...
    drag0nf1y1 drag0nf1y1 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 14

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    When Aunt Flo decided to make her first appearance I always wondered why she overstayed her welcome. Mum told me that it was normal and that my body would regulate itself as the...
    Guilty1982 Guilty1982 31-35, F Sep 16

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    I am 5'4" and 106 lbs. I am 54 years of age and never weighed more than 135 lbs. I respect people who can have control over their health and who like to look good. This crap about...
    randomname1961 randomname1961 51-55, F 3 Responses Sep 16

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    I am think i may survive, i think i may survive. When this man was young, he was so scared. He always felt that nobody cared The tree he loved were dying We no one was looking...
    ericramone ericramone 31-35, M Sep 16

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    Primarily because mine did. Not almost killed rough but stupid hard. Transient. Disabled. Treated like a delusional threat. The stigma to labels attacks us. Why...
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Sep 17

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    (This experience entry is a book and I am sorry for the length. I just need to sort my thoughts and vent to no one in particular.) Well, he did it. Diesel pulled the trigger last...
    Mandaryn Mandaryn 26-30, F 7 Responses Sep 19

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    There was this fat woman at Uni who I overheard complaining about men and how they're all shallow pigs. She apparently got angry when a good-looking, tall, slim, blonde man...
    BieberFeverForever BieberFeverForever 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 19

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    You know that it is all the truth - 1. I always notice that people here walk around shopping centers like zombies, like they don't even register that there are other people around...
    otaku3000 otaku3000 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 21

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    What is the point of having kids when the father or mother doesn't take care of their own kids? My brother who is married and have 3 kids with his wife, is so lazy that he never...
    Togepi07 Togepi07 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 21

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    I've got so many feelings and desires, but nobody to express them to! I wanna hold a deserving man tightly around the waist and caress him gently where ever he so desires. I wanna...
    WinterIncandescence WinterIncandescence 16-17, F a week ago

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    I'm a volunteer at my local animal shelter, and today I was socializing dogs, which involves taking them out for a walk and teaching them some behavioral basics. I work with a lot...
    d0vahkiin d0vahkiin 16-17, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    He's always been a little lazy but since we moved in together he has become a complete slob. He is the laziest man I've ever known. If I ask him to do anything around the house he...
    Mumbojumbo1000 Mumbojumbo1000 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Men my age disgust me. They are either slobs, or already have someone.
    kazmisan kazmisan 61-65, F 1 day ago

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