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I Am a Slob

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    Yupbthatd what you are.

    ..They want to chat when phone is dying. ..file them all im
    happy10101 happy10101 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 2, 2014

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    Yes you are....The man likes women with makeup

    make yourself attractive and don't blame him your a slob...he does bang her on occasion. ..haaaaahaaaa
    happinessortrash123 happinessortrash123 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 23, 2014

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    kamabusenotessan kamabusenotessan 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2014

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    Red Head Had debts...

    .she no better then you janine rat on her
    Lastusernamefiled Lastusernamefiled 51-55, F 3 Responses Sep 9, 2014

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    Embrace It

    literally this is my life, except for work i spend the rest of my time laying in bed on 1 of my consoles farting and burping and only get up to go on the computer or get food, the only bits id change though are stoping work, moving computer next to the bed and having someone...
    ukwantabefat ukwantabefat 22-25, M Sep 11, 2012

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    51experience 51experience 51-55, F 3 Responses Sep 9, 2014

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    Why is Margaret hot, popular,

    musician, hard working, bakes for schools and I'm a lazy desperate moo on a computer talking about family secrets Haaaaaaahaaaaa
    iamamazing51 iamamazing51 51-55, F 2 Responses Sep 9, 2014

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    Chubby? ....I could be dickimg you on my phone

    texts because I need something...careful
    breakfast123 breakfast123 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 29, 2014

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    Debra missed a whole bunch of sh.

    t bit by bit....mooooo
    fonenotes fonenotes 51-55, F 2 Responses Jul 19, 2014

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    Yes you are sandie File the scum in.

    ..thanks Fat cow. ... Plug out
    hubbeaterex123 hubbeaterex123 51-55, F 2 Responses Sep 2, 2014

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    Yhsts all you will ever be.

    ...The apps are all tracked
    separated46 separated46 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 19, 2014

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    It's Embarassing Really

    Slob is the best word for me. My room is always a mess. If I would just clean up after myself, I wouldn't have a problem, but I'm really a "do-it-later" sort of person. My dirty clothes will get thrown and sprawled across the floor as opposed to the washing basket, I leave empty...
    CashCarStar CashCarStar 18-21, M Jul 29, 2010

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    I am very much so as i dont

    even clean my room or clean up after myself and most times then none i have a trail of clothes all over the place and never pick up my clothes in my room. I live with my sisters who are slobs themselfs and dont make me do anything in the way of cleaning or tidying up! I dont...
    okcboy okcboy 13-15, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2013

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    File herb for 5300 phone taps.

    ... She takes my comments and forwards too him ..which is what we want...she's a trained seal
    righthere52 righthere52 51-55, F 2 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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    Yes you are.....Last movie this morning of me

    routed to janine it works.....file bad movie maker in
    happinessortrash123 happinessortrash123 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 23, 2014

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    Its Like There Are Two of Me

    I go to someone elses home and I am the first to ask if I can help with dishes, or if they are a close friend and its a housework day I will fold laundry, clean the bathrooms and kitchen like nobody's business.  But I come home to my apartment, where I have kids, and...
    WhatMattersCannotBeSeen WhatMattersCannotBeSeen 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    I pretty much am but i have always been

    that way i usually just drop clothes wherever so theres a trail i almost never put clothes away after laundry which i hate doing. theres usually dishes everywhere and im just lazy and dont like to clean and i guess dont mind being a slob and being messy, I would go crazy if i...
    lauren1086 lauren1086 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 21, 2013

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    Correct. Same issues with fathoms she busted

    all the. Computers because he was just looking We have the knowledge She did it on jealousy Which hooked is on morning Shift
    dumbfk123 dumbfk123 51-55, F 2 Responses Jan 22

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    fakes123 fakes123 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 12, 2014

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    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Yup.....you think we believed you were

    so well behaved hon....no your low end Trash ladies
    imhotthatsnot123 imhotthatsnot123 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 21, 2014

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    Yes you are ladies and on film.

    .......Tell everyone my scrambled eggs house has my code
    bullytrash44 bullytrash44 51-55, F Nov 7, 2014

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    That's her....haaahaaaaaa Wit

    and intelligence dictionary queen
    fonenotes fonenotes 51-55, F 1 Response Jul 19, 2014

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    fundstuff51 fundstuff51 51-55, F Nov 6, 2014

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    laugh986 laugh986 51-55, F Mar 9

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    iamamazing51 iamamazing51 51-55, F 2 Responses Sep 9, 2014

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    Yup....Criminal bimbo banged 5 min friendzoned.

    .. Non criminal hot stuff 52 screwed 9 times this week
    home1235 home1235 51-55, F 3 Responses Oct 26, 2014

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    I Am A Slob, My New Year's Resolution Is Not To Be Any More.

    I want that beautifully cleaned house that so many people have.  I once kept my home clean for an entire month.  I felt as though I was living in someone else's home.  I was so happy when I opened my refrigerator it was clean, and everything was organized and wiped down.  I...
    Congress Congress 41-45 Dec 29, 2011

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    Yup the screw plot is with them also.

    ... Your friends love you...Sneaks....hahahahah I want friends like them.....
    Apps12370 Apps12370 51-55, T 2 Responses Aug 15, 2014

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    Correct....Hey hooker Your blocked from

    Merrill Your blocked from phones at Merrill you will never physically see us now that's a hell of a block isn't it Now go suck you boyfriends **** go buy him a new car so you can suffocate more and he doesn't leave
    shovelonelyupyoursds123 shovelonelyupyoursds123 51-55, F 1 Response Dec 23, 2014

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    bustedcomputersyourface bustedcomputersyourface 51-55, F Jan 21

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    I Really Am

    I don't exercise, I eat junk food and take aways ALL the time and I don't clean my house as often as I should. I really am a slob. On my days off I will sometimes spend two days in my PJ's, only taking them off to shower...that's if I can be bothered LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 8 Responses Nov 21, 2007

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    51experience 51experience 51-55, F 3 Responses Sep 9, 2014

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    I need this profile attached to home security

    password hack Just get miss world war 3 talking were the best at what we do .
    lied5152 lied5152 51-55, F 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    I Need to Clean Up My Act

    i wish i could be neater, more organized, but I dont think its in me, sometimes i am but consistency is the key and that i lack, i drive myself nuts at times
    sweetstacey sweetstacey 26-30, F Aug 2, 2008

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    Report the psychic hoe.

    .. Another leech....did the psychic tell you to bang your ex who does not love you?
    Lastusernamefiled Lastusernamefiled 51-55, F 2 Responses Sep 9, 2014

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    iamamazing51 iamamazing51 51-55, F 2 Responses Sep 9, 2014

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    shovelonelyupyoursds123 shovelonelyupyoursds123 51-55, F 1 Response Dec 23, 2014

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    I Have Been A Slob For About 18 Years

    When I moved into my first apartment, I kept it really neat and clean. I cleaned the whole place every week. When I left after a year, it was cleaner than when I had moved in. Back then whenever they raised my rent because the lease was up, I would move to a new apartment, and I...
    benderdan benderdan 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 10, 2011

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    lotsoffun51 lotsoffun51 51-55, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    My Struggle With Being A Slob

    Every day I come home to my cluttered, messy house and I get so discouraged and mad at myself. And always--ALWAYS--I ask myself: why do I do this? Why don't I just clean up?? Living in this clutter and mess makes me unhappy, stresses me out, and makes me feel so ashamed.  I...
    mollyp1969 mollyp1969 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 25, 2012

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    Yes you are girlfriend.

    ...... Facebook hags or nudity. ...Gee I think I will stay on Facebook. ..haaaahaaaa
    hardware123456 hardware123456 51-55, F 2 Responses Sep 10, 2014

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    I know I am more beautiful then margaret.

    ..but she likes too screw..do now I have too be bad so he will screw me....Margaret just has to be loving and sweet and they screwed her Ugh
    iimu7 iimu7 51-55, F Nov 14, 2014

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    Sabrebel Sabrebel 18-21, M Mar 15

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    The last few months i've been swallowing and slobbering my way to obesity. Every day, without fail i've visited the shop underneath my flat, purchased caked, biscuits, pizzas, ice...
    TentacleTherapists TentacleTherapists 18-21, M a week ago

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    I make fun of everyones appearance But I never look down too see what I have on....
    THEFATCOWGOSSIP46 THEFATCOWGOSSIP46 51-55, F Mar 1

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