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I Am a Slob

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    I Am A Slob, My New Year's Resolution Is Not To Be Any More.

    I want that beautifully cleaned house that so many people have.  I once kept my home clean for an entire month.  I felt as though I was living in someone else's home.  I was so happy when I opened my refrigerator it was clean, and everything was organized and wiped down.  I...
    Congress Congress 41-45 Dec 29, 2011

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    Yup the screw plot is with them also.

    ... Your friends love you...Sneaks....hahahahah I want friends like them.....
    Apps12370 Apps12370 46-50, T 1 Response 6 days ago

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    My Struggle With Being A Slob

    Every day I come home to my cluttered, messy house and I get so discouraged and mad at myself. And always--ALWAYS--I ask myself: why do I do this? Why don't I just clean up?? Living in this clutter and mess makes me unhappy, stresses me out, and makes me feel so ashamed.  I...
    mollyp1969 mollyp1969 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 25, 2012

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    kamabusenotessan kamabusenotessan 46-50, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I Need to Clean Up My Act

    i wish i could be neater, more organized, but I dont think its in me, sometimes i am but consistency is the key and that i lack, i drive myself nuts at times
    sweetstacey sweetstacey 26-30, F Aug 2, 2008

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    I Really Am

    I don't exercise, I eat junk food and take aways ALL the time and I don't clean my house as often as I should. I really am a slob. On my days off I will sometimes spend two days in my PJ's, only taking them off to shower...that's if I can be bothered LOL!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 8 Responses Nov 21, 2007

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    That's her....haaahaaaaaa Wit

    and intelligence dictionary queen
    fonenotes fonenotes 46-50, F Jul 19

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    Its Like There Are Two of Me

    I go to someone elses home and I am the first to ask if I can help with dishes, or if they are a close friend and its a housework day I will fold laundry, clean the bathrooms and kitchen like nobody's business.  But I come home to my apartment, where I have kids, and...
    WhatMattersCannotBeSeen WhatMattersCannotBeSeen 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    I am very much so as i dont

    even clean my room or clean up after myself and most times then none i have a trail of clothes all over the place and never pick up my clothes in my room. I live with my sisters who are slobs themselfs and dont make me do anything in the way of cleaning or tidying up! I dont...
    okcboy okcboy 13-15, M Dec 31, 2013

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    Embrace It

    literally this is my life, except for work i spend the rest of my time laying in bed on 1 of my consoles farting and burping and only get up to go on the computer or get food, the only bits id change though are stoping work, moving computer next to the bed and having someone...
    ukwantabefat ukwantabefat 22-25, M Sep 11, 2012

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    I pretty much am but i have always been

    that way i usually just drop clothes wherever so theres a trail i almost never put clothes away after laundry which i hate doing. theres usually dishes everywhere and im just lazy and dont like to clean and i guess dont mind being a slob and being messy, I would go crazy if i...
    lauren1086 lauren1086 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 21, 2013

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    I Have Been A Slob For About 18 Years

    When I moved into my first apartment, I kept it really neat and clean. I cleaned the whole place every week. When I left after a year, it was cleaner than when I had moved in. Back then whenever they raised my rent because the lease was up, I would move to a new apartment, and I...
    benderdan benderdan 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 10, 2011

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    It's Embarassing Really

    Slob is the best word for me. My room is always a mess. If I would just clean up after myself, I wouldn't have a problem, but I'm really a "do-it-later" sort of person. My dirty clothes will get thrown and sprawled across the floor as opposed to the washing basket, I leave empty...
    CashCarStar CashCarStar 18-21, M Jul 29, 2010

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    Debra missed a whole bunch of sh.

    t bit by bit....mooooo
    fonenotes fonenotes 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    They are just so sexy how they can just eat anything :)
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    Approximately 145 pics from fat slob She's trying to break mom's computer Phone Tapping She has not changed She plotted last night for today Right fat slob?
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    The only time I'm not wearing pajamas is when I have to leave the house, or if people are coming over and I have to be around them. Neither of these things happen terribly often. I...
    Ridiculousity Ridiculousity 18-21 8 Responses Jul 22

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    A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 3 Responses Jul 23

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    We've been together over three years and we've lived together for over a year. He's a slob and I'm neat. I'm constantly picking up after him. He has the worst hygiene, too. He'll...
    sflights sflights 22-25, F Jul 24

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    We had company over and up stairs she screems my name and everyone heard her. She starts screaming at me for " not cleaning the bathroom good enough " and starts calling me an...
    unknownk unknownk 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 25

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    4 years ago my heart was ripped out of my chest and left to settle under dust. the void that was left of where my heart used to be was a cold place spiraling with thoughts of...
    tealbeliefs tealbeliefs 22-25, F Jul 27

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    My wife and I adopted a retired racing greyhound about six months ago. We'd been considering a dog for the last ten years, but really wanted to wait until the time felt right. Her...
    BJH72 BJH72 41-45, M Jul 28

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    I found this on the internet - a recollection of childhood spankings.. by an anonymous contributor.* * * * *We got spanked by hand on our bare bottoms when we where younger but by...
    tripdelta3 tripdelta3 56-60, M Aug 1

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    "We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change The hair on his face is dirty, dreadlocked and full of mange He ask the man for what he could spare with shame...
    HowLongWillWeBeWaiting HowLongWillWeBeWaiting 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 1

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    I hate my husband of 20 yrs. I often wish he would just leave or even die, and then feel like a horrible person for wishing for him to die. Not because I would miss him, but...
    shazzy41498 shazzy41498 46-50, F 4 Responses Aug 3

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    Slobs and people who don't clean or pick up after themselves, people who always like to have friends come over really late and like to party, smokers, drinkers, ( heavy drinking...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F Aug 5

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    I hate my husbands dog. He's a 80+lb lab. The dog is actually very sweet but my husband take terrible care of him. He was never neutered or leash trained. As a result our backyard...
    sincitymom sincitymom 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 5

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    I need this next user named attached To be slowdown Fat slob wife
    8610notes 8610notes 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    I need this username Attach too pics. we got 145 today She passes photos to the other slobs and makes fun of me With all the sh.it she dies she should be walking too get rid...
    8610notes 8610notes 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    I live my life through other people's eyes, but I never see what they see. I sit in fear of what they see in me, because I constantly observe myself from their perspective, and it...
    medialahem medialahem 18-21 3 Responses Aug 12

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    Title:Cold heart diss Artist:GingerSlim See I'm confused Is this you or another dude Off YouTube I'm more rude then you Will ever Be So be gone And just leave I have 2...
    GingerSlimSTL GingerSlimSTL 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    Unfortunately I'm too lazy to take before and after pictures. Here is my story. I've almost always been a healthy kid up until I turned about 10-11. I started to eat a lot more...
    samiaboud9 samiaboud9 16-17, M 3 days ago

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    Often my mum tells me I act too much like a guy; i'm messy and don't fold my clothes, I leave my books on the floor, i don't pack my bag for school until morning etc but it doesn't...
    CaitlinBuchan97 CaitlinBuchan97 16-17, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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