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I Am a Smart Ass

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    In Love And Confussed

    My first love occured when I was so new to life being independent first real job and meeting so many people. we worked for the same company I never realized that I was probably with my soul mate. he saw mw and I looked at his face and I said yes to him so easily. we clicked so...
    wallflower57 wallflower57 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 21, 2012

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    If people didn't ask stupid questions or make retarded comments and judgments, I would probably be out of a job as a resident smartass. Thankfully however, there are still a chunk of people on EP who regularly insert their foot into their mouths keeping me in the hallowed...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 20, 2009

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    Dichotomous- Regularly dividing by pairs from bottom to topPyrrhottie- A bronze-colored mineral, of metallic lustertrichotomous- Divided into three parts, or into threesamphoteric- Partly one and partly the other, neutral
    samanthaspice18 samanthaspice18 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31, 2011

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    "I was doing some soul searching last night.

    .." "Good, I hope you found it."
    saltloveandlight saltloveandlight 22-25, F Jul 1

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    Dumb ***!

    When I logged into this group today, it said: "You have not submitted your story about this experience yet," Although  it also listed two stories, both were mine and both were the same one. I guess even E.P. needs to be told "'DAAAAAAAAAAAA " PULL ...
    doctorirwin doctorirwin 46-50, M Apr 23, 2009

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    I like my ep circle. Were all a bunch of smart ***** and I like it that way lol. Not of of you guys can disagree. It's true maybe with the exception of coffee. I don't think that...
    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 2

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    I'm so fancy, you already know💫💫💫
    untitled360 untitled360 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Would rather be a smart *** than a dumb ***
    Canuck05 Canuck05 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 7

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    I love testing the waters with smart *** replies.. I love fun and light hearted people. Seems that most take this site super seriously and that's sad.
    Recklessdesires Recklessdesires 31-35, F 6 Responses Jun 28

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    I comment on people's stories and they block me rofl. I'm just so damned sarcastic I about give myself a heart attack busting in laughter. They get so defensive. Or some people...
    alkaem alkaem 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    I swear some of u guys really like to test a person and be a smart *** about it. It's not always funny....
    XFallingAngelX XFallingAngelX 16-17, F Jul 17

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    Dental assistants have a lot of tasks, starting from individual treatment and taking x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their obligations change by state and from...
    Mica4014qgx7 Mica4014qgx7 31-35, M 4 hrs ago

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    Dental assistants have many duties, starting from affected individual care and using x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their obligations range by point out and...
    Mica4014qgx7 Mica4014qgx7 31-35, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Dental assistants have a lot of duties, ranging from affected person care and getting x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their responsibilities range by point out...
    Mica4014qgx7 Mica4014qgx7 31-35, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Dental assistants have several responsibilities, ranging from individual care and getting x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their duties change by state and from...
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    Dental assistants have numerous responsibilities, starting from individual treatment and having x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their duties change by point...
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    Dental assistants have lots of responsibilities, starting from patient treatment and taking x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their obligations fluctuate by...
    Mica4014qgx7 Mica4014qgx7 31-35, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Dental assistants have numerous jobs, starting from patient care and getting x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their responsibilities differ by condition and...
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    Dental assistants have many jobs, starting from affected person treatment and taking x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their obligations vary by state and via...
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    Dental assistants have a lot of duties, starting from patient treatment and getting x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their responsibilities fluctuate by point...
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    Dental assistants have a lot of jobs, ranging from patient care and having x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their obligations range by point out and by the...
    Mica4014qgx7 Mica4014qgx7 31-35, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Dental assistants have many jobs, ranging from patient treatment and having x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their responsibilities fluctuate by point out and...
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    Dental assistants have many tasks, starting from individual care and taking x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their responsibilities range by condition and from...
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    Dental assistants have several jobs, ranging from individual care and using x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their obligations range by state and via the...
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    yesterday i read a report on a 8 years old boy sexually assaulted by a 36 years old women. i am just wondering how its happened. how a woman can sexually abused a child?? and also...
    kirat1990 kirat1990 22-25, M 7 hrs ago

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    I am a 26 year old guy living in the UK. I always dress very smartly and take pride in doing so, however, I realise I am quite unusual in this respect. Most men my age only put on...
    Robsum13 Robsum13 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    When I'm with Persians I speak assyrian. Lol most of them dont know assyrian. Or when I'm with assyrian children I speak Persian cause they haven't learned the language.
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 4

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    Not a smartass, im a freaking wise *** ;)
    Anth1290 Anth1290 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    Too much for my own good sometimes. But if you act like an ***, I should be smart.
    holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I'm book smart. Straight A's and honor roll? Done. Academic awards and high school scholarships? Done. Writing essays and papers? Done and super fun. (Gosh I love writing essays...
    LovelyDeadly LovelyDeadly 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Smart is what Smart does. When there Action is Smart. Not selfish or Biased. Not very many men could go beyond themselves and ACT without being Judged, Biased or Self Interest. I...
    paradisequeen paradisequeen 41-45, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    This girl who once was a close friend of mine had the audacity to say I was too Naive. Well, We aren't friends anymore. Good riddance. She turned out to be a terrible friend in the...
    MPBJane MPBJane 16-17, F Jun 29

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    If you don't stop looking for that perfect person, you’ll probably end up stuck with a pain in the ***.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    I have some pretty strong opinions and beliefs about some things. I have lived for 43 years, and have been reading for about 40 of them. I love to educated myself about things I am...
    RaverFan RaverFan 41-45 2 Responses Jul 8

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    I find smart men very sexy. I am attracted to intelligence more than looks.But it should be combined with humbleness because nobody likes an arrogant know-it-all. A combination of...
    Susana1985 Susana1985 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 27

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    i find intelligent men very sexy, i think its a very attractive feature. i love men that love to learn new things and gain more knowledge. its very captivating to me and makes me...
    WistfulSigh WistfulSigh 70+, F 4 Responses Jun 27

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    I just hate when people go for the dumb jock or the badboy who's been in jail. I like smart... Not nerdy but a smart guy who wants something for himself.
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    Im oppressed everywhere I go. I know many will find what Im saying as ridiculous bit its true. Im a mom who is underpriviledged. I have a GED and still can't get a job. I went...
    2offensive2bluvd 2offensive2bluvd 31-35 Jul 14

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    I am a smartass woman!! I love it. I love flipping something so seemingly innocent and turning into a pun or innuendo. I have to hold my tongue about %95 of time because it just...
    blovedsmle blovedsmle 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    I'd like to think that I'm smart. I get good grades with out having to study almost ever, have gotten good ACT scores, have been told I am "wise beyond my years," stuff like that...
    HappyHart5 HappyHart5 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I am a smartass and i love it. Sorry not sorry ;)
    Anaaaaa345 Anaaaaa345 18-21, F 4 Responses Jun 27

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    Who can this be? The one who's mastered so much smartassery? Could it be akaShaun???? WHHHHY OF COURSE IT IS!
    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    Smart men are the best. Who wants to sit around looking at someone pretty who is dumb as a bag of rocks! LOL
    formermartin81 formermartin81 31-35, F 4 Responses Jun 30

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    I'm not trying to sound self centered or whatever but I am a smart blonde. I have natural blonde hair. I am a strait A+ student for three years, I have the top national scores for...
    LucylovesBeatles LucylovesBeatles 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    I'm smart in something's like geography ;) got an A!! But then iwn gnosis I got an E OMG how to explain this to my family :<
    Daisyellenrose Daisyellenrose 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    My dad has installed a "Family locator"-App on my smartphone to track all my steps. I feel like a small girl. It is embarrassing...
    LauraN97 LauraN97 16-17, F 11 Responses Jul 6

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    I am sixteen years old and have just received my "predicted gcse grades". All of my predicted grades are a grade B. Many people have told me these are "good grades" but to me a B...
    Candyflosshair Candyflosshair 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 7

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