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I Am a Smart Ass

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    "I was doing some soul searching last night.

    .." "Good, I hope you found it."
    saltloveandlight saltloveandlight 22-25, F Jul 1

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    Dichotomous- Regularly dividing by pairs from bottom to topPyrrhottie- A bronze-colored mineral, of metallic lustertrichotomous- Divided into three parts, or into threesamphoteric- Partly one and partly the other, neutral
    samanthaspice18 samanthaspice18 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31, 2011

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    In Love And Confussed

    My first love occured when I was so new to life being independent first real job and meeting so many people. we worked for the same company I never realized that I was probably with my soul mate. he saw mw and I looked at his face and I said yes to him so easily. we clicked so...
    wallflower57 wallflower57 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 21, 2012

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    If people didn't ask stupid questions or make retarded comments and judgments, I would probably be out of a job as a resident smartass. Thankfully however, there are still a chunk of people on EP who regularly insert their foot into their mouths keeping me in the hallowed...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 20, 2009

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    Dumb ***!

    When I logged into this group today, it said: "You have not submitted your story about this experience yet," Although  it also listed two stories, both were mine and both were the same one. I guess even E.P. needs to be told "'DAAAAAAAAAAAA " PULL ...
    doctorirwin doctorirwin 46-50, M Apr 23, 2009

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    I like my ep circle. Were all a bunch of smart ***** and I like it that way lol. Not of of you guys can disagree. It's true maybe with the exception of coffee. I don't think that...
    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 2

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    100% smart *** over here, and I don't even care ^_^
    sugarcakes143 sugarcakes143 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I'm so fancy, you already know💫💫💫
    untitled360 untitled360 13-15, F Jul 19

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    I think it is very important to be able to compete on many levels, and so you have the responsibility of having a smart ***!
    Catram21 Catram21 22-25, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Would rather be a smart *** than a dumb ***
    Canuck05 Canuck05 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 7

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    I comment on people's stories and they block me rofl. I'm just so damned sarcastic I about give myself a heart attack busting in laughter. They get so defensive. Or some people...
    alkaem alkaem 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    I swear some of u guys really like to test a person and be a smart *** about it. It's not always funny....
    XFallingAngelX XFallingAngelX 16-17, F Jul 17

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    I am a 26 year old guy living in the UK. I always dress very smartly and take pride in doing so, however, I realise I am quite unusual in this respect. Most men my age only put on...
    Robsum13 Robsum13 26-30, M a week ago

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    When I'm with Persians I speak assyrian. Lol most of them dont know assyrian. Or when I'm with assyrian children I speak Persian cause they haven't learned the language.
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 4

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    Not a smartass, im a freaking wise *** ;)
    Anth1290 Anth1290 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    Too much for my own good sometimes. But if you act like an ***, I should be smart.
    holloway64 holloway64 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 21

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    I'm book smart. Straight A's and honor roll? Done. Academic awards and high school scholarships? Done. Writing essays and papers? Done and super fun. (Gosh I love writing essays...
    LovelyDeadly LovelyDeadly 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    Smart is what Smart does. When there Action is Smart. Not selfish or Biased. Not very many men could go beyond themselves and ACT without being Judged, Biased or Self Interest. I...
    paradisequeen paradisequeen 41-45, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    This girl who once was a close friend of mine had the audacity to say I was too Naive. Well, We aren't friends anymore. Good riddance. She turned out to be a terrible friend in the...
    MPBJane MPBJane 16-17, F Jun 29

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    If you don't stop looking for that perfect person, you’ll probably end up stuck with a pain in the ***.
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 8

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    I have some pretty strong opinions and beliefs about some things. I have lived for 43 years, and have been reading for about 40 of them. I love to educated myself about things I am...
    RaverFan RaverFan 41-45 2 Responses Jul 8

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    So to some people, ill always be an ******** and they'll always be dumb. Dont get me wrong, im nice to nice dumb people. But the dumb dickheads, I will happily destroy.
    Handyman25 Handyman25 22-25, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I just hate when people go for the dumb jock or the badboy who's been in jail. I like smart... Not nerdy but a smart guy who wants something for himself.
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    Im oppressed everywhere I go. I know many will find what Im saying as ridiculous bit its true. Im a mom who is underpriviledged. I have a GED and still can't get a job. I went...
    2offensive2bluvd 2offensive2bluvd 31-35 Jul 14

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    I am a smartass woman!! I love it. I love flipping something so seemingly innocent and turning into a pun or innuendo. I have to hold my tongue about %95 of time because it just...
    blovedsmle blovedsmle 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    I'd like to think that I'm smart. I get good grades with out having to study almost ever, have gotten good ACT scores, have been told I am "wise beyond my years," stuff like that...
    HappyHart5 HappyHart5 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    I wish I was smarter because I always procrastinate. I thought the class I took in college would help but it didn't. Are there any tips on how I could be smarter? I know it is a...
    WeirdOtaku WeirdOtaku 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    Who can this be? The one who's mastered so much smartassery? Could it be akaShaun???? WHHHHY OF COURSE IT IS!
    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    Smart men are the best. Who wants to sit around looking at someone pretty who is dumb as a bag of rocks! LOL
    formermartin81 formermartin81 31-35, F 4 Responses Jun 30

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    I'm not trying to sound self centered or whatever but I am a smart blonde. I have natural blonde hair. I am a strait A+ student for three years, I have the top national scores for...
    LucylovesBeatles LucylovesBeatles 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    I'm smart in something's like geography ;) got an A!! But then iwn gnosis I got an E OMG how to explain this to my family :<
    Daisyellenrose Daisyellenrose 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    My dad has installed a "Family locator"-App on my smartphone to track all my steps. I feel like a small girl. It is embarrassing...
    LauraN97 LauraN97 16-17, F 11 Responses Jul 6

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    I am sixteen years old and have just received my "predicted gcse grades". All of my predicted grades are a grade B. Many people have told me these are "good grades" but to me a B...
    Candyflosshair Candyflosshair 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 7

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    well smart people turn me on it dont matter weather they are guy or girl they just turn me on :)
    sam941234 sam941234 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 8

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    Yeah yeah that's my pic, yeah yeah I'm getting braces. Yeah yeah I'm getting my colen cleaned out- the hard way. Well out of everybody in my school I'm least likely to get married...
    ZKAZ ZKAZ 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    Who ever made this was not very smart. Considering they used improper grammar
    Ifixedtheclock Ifixedtheclock 16-17, M 3 Responses Jul 9

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    Im sooooooooooooooooooooooooo smart all my friends hate me for it
    caleva caleva 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    I like smart women. Like physicists and scientists. Is it just me, but the women I've know are very selfish creatures. They would do anything for their children. But when it comes...
    asherjoh asherjoh 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 15

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    Women ARE smart!!!! Most of them are incredibly gifted in things that can surprise you!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 15

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    I may not be smart and I may not understand big words or even simple words. I may not even understand some simple words but I try ok. That's all I can do try
    forgottenluna forgottenluna 16-17, M Jul 18

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    ....or dumb is right around the corner where smart stopped walking
    JayLee23 JayLee23 26-30, M Jul 18

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    Very smart they said... Always in the honors class... Straight A student... Yeah, it runs in the family. I need to keep up with the standards! 4 older sibs who are achievers!
    Mikey022 Mikey022 18-21, F Jul 20

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    My husband is really smart i really admire him
    desirejanice desirejanice 22-25, F a week ago

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    After someone's physical attractiveness and yours match enough to get acquainted, then the quality of the conversation is what can make or break a budding relationship. A couple...
    DrConan DrConan 46-50, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Am Smart Enough to Know I Don't Know It All
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    The keys to successful career assessment are these simple rules and guidelines. You should achieve success in this career and vocational self-discovery process.Do be mindful that...
    sophiamiddleton17 sophiamiddleton17 22-25, F Jul 3

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    Dental assistants have a lot of tasks, starting from individual treatment and taking x rays to recordkeeping and scheduling appointments. Their obligations change by state and from...
    Mica4014qgx7 Mica4014qgx7 31-35, M 4 days ago

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