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I Am a Smart Ass

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    If people didn't ask stupid questions or make retarded comments and judgments, I would probably be out of a job as a resident smartass. Thankfully however, there are still a chunk of people on EP who regularly insert their foot into their mouths keeping me in the hallowed...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 20, 2009

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    In Love And Confussed

    My first love occured when I was so new to life being independent first real job and meeting so many people. we worked for the same company I never realized that I was probably with my soul mate. he saw mw and I looked at his face and I said yes to him so easily. we clicked so...
    wallflower57 wallflower57 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 21, 2012

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    "I was doing some soul searching last night.

    .." "Good, I hope you found it."
    saltloveandlight saltloveandlight 22-25, F Jul 1

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    Dumb ***!

    When I logged into this group today, it said: "You have not submitted your story about this experience yet," Although  it also listed two stories, both were mine and both were the same one. I guess even E.P. needs to be told "'DAAAAAAAAAAAA " PULL ...
    doctorirwin doctorirwin 46-50, M Apr 23, 2009

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    samanthaspice18 samanthaspice18 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31, 2011

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    I’ve always considered myself as being a witty Sagittarian, but others have described me as being a real smart-aleck. For years I believed them to be wrong about me, until I had...
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    There are a few of my experiences on EP that exist for this reason. If people would read what I've written about them, it's obvious, I think.I actually had someone block me due to...
    shellseagirl shellseagirl 41-45, F 5 Responses Sep 26

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    A am a smart *** but people think I'm funny...
    thatguy373 thatguy373 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 1

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    It can be a double edged sword. In my previous position at work, I was given the toughest assignment from the get go by my boss. No one else in the department envied me. I was in...
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    Yeah, everybody's commenting about the group name. My first thought was "My smarter what?", second was "Or is that smarter as in smarting...". Only third did I think it might be...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M Sep 30

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    Rules of being smart , they are flexible , depends on what crowd you are dealing with .In certain situations you have to pretend that you like Bach or Mozart and actually keeping...
    Idese Idese 18-21, F a week ago

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    I'll be nicer when you treat me with respect, and not as a maid! I'll be nicer when you are smart enough to know that I am the one who has been keeping your secrets from others...
    NinaDawna NinaDawna 26-30, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    moving from city to city forced me to become street smart at a young age. I spent a decade in Las Vegas, NV where everyone is about their hustle. as far as scholastically smart, I...
    mierdamundo mierdamundo 31-35 1 day ago

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    Consider searching the Alberta and British Columbia discussion boards (there is a research box right higher than the forum threads) for "Rocky Mountainneer". If I remember...
    Keniaga838 Keniaga838 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 28

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    I think I'm smart... Idk if I am but I take course that are 3-5 years advanced from my grade and I'm A B honor roll, I've been told I have lots of common since for my age. I'm left...
    HappyLover1456 HappyLover1456 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 26

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    But. But. The educational type. And involuntarily so. Not intentionally. All intentions fail. Am cursed that way. Good luck hits me on accident. Bad luck...
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 30

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    Love smart girls the most very sexy
    Lovlic Lovlic 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 26

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    I do :) smart people really attract me.
    coldswan coldswan 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 28

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    I like to watch listen and read so many fuckkk judge right away with out knowing I out smart the rest and laugh at how dumb they are or see there steps it's like watching a movie...
    Clownfacecrack Clownfacecrack 26-30, M Sep 29

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    Hay ladies I'm only smart in stem fields not liberal arts so any nerd girls out there I'm 17 and love engineering
    Youngnerd Youngnerd 16-17, M Oct 3

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    So my opinion use to be smart is sexy and still somewhat holds true but if this is how I want my self to view or consider to be attractive em I selling my self short? Sure there's...
    Janisoneluv Janisoneluv 26-30, F 3 Responses Oct 5

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    Like I always say, it's better to be a smartass than a dumbass!
    Djcman331 Djcman331 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 8

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    I was a fresher in my college, about 19 years old. After the ragging spree got over (about 2 months).. there was a fresher’s party thrown by our seniors. The deal was that for...
    Eddiecrow Eddiecrow 41-45, M Oct 11

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    Really you may think that I am a Smart A$$. Well you have that right to think so. You want to know what I feel you are, well that is to freakin bad. I think you are a piece of...
    Keith4k Keith4k 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 15

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    I'm a Smartass! That's just part of my charm😉
    ItsMarlene ItsMarlene 16-17, F Oct 15

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    I don't think it, I know it! I can not be tamed... It's really a matter of knowing how to use your mind, but I'm still struggling with it. I know too much, I think too much, I do...
    Theworldisminenow Theworldisminenow 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Does anyone else want to be smarterer than they already are...?
    TormentedSaint TormentedSaint 13-15, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    A fun, smart lady looking for interesting ppl to chat with. Good conversationalists only please. Check out my profile & let me know if I seem interesting to you. Message me please...
    Elayla Elayla 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    Intelligence is attractive, I like a man to be bright and going somewhere. Obviously, that is relative to his aspirations but also to how he applies himself. This is always...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I can't stand people that can't speak properly or just are generally unintelligent. I'm a very smart person and I like to talk to a guy that's going to be on the same level or...
    LifeIsAChoice LifeIsAChoice 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Trust me. It's not a very good trait at all. I think it makes a person very immature like. I've been down that road before. Don't act like a smartass just impress your friends or...
    Alex033 Alex033 16-17, M 4 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    Me?.. A smartass?? Noooo... Why would anyone say that!!...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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