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I Am a Smart Ass

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    samanthaspice18 samanthaspice18 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31, 2011

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    If people didn't ask stupid questions or make retarded comments and judgments, I would probably be out of a job as a resident smartass. Thankfully however, there are still a chunk of people on EP who regularly insert their foot into their mouths keeping me in the hallowed...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 20, 2009

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    In Love And Confussed

    My first love occured when I was so new to life being independent first real job and meeting so many people. we worked for the same company I never realized that I was probably with my soul mate. he saw mw and I looked at his face and I said yes to him so easily. we clicked so...
    wallflower57 wallflower57 51-55, F Nov 21, 2012

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    Dumb ***!

    When I logged into this group today, it said: "You have not submitted your story about this experience yet," Although  it also listed two stories, both were mine and both were the same one. I guess even E.P. needs to be told "'DAAAAAAAAAAAA " PULL ...
    doctorirwin doctorirwin 46-50, M Apr 23, 2009

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    In order to be labeled a smart ***, first you have to be smart.... Other wise you're just an ***....
    socalsissi socalsissi 36-40, T Mar 25

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    Class..... Let's be honest it's for men, and of course real ladies
    BeatTheBest BeatTheBest 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    In order to be a smart ***. You have to be smart. Otherwise you are just an ***. Haha. Jk
    socalsissi socalsissi 36-40, T 3 Responses Mar 30

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    Smart people turn me on. No matter the gender lol
    Andrea1994 Andrea1994 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I love assassins creed so fun I waist so much time on it I'm so sad that the new one will only be on ps4 xbox 1 though;( I play assassins creed brotherhood revelations 3 and black...
    nicenerd5107 nicenerd5107 13-15, M 11 hrs ago

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    Actually, I love confident and smart people, but since I'm a straight male, I REALLY love confident and smart women. I'm a huge fan of women that know precisely what they want...
    shoehorny shoehorny 41-45, M Apr 4

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    Hi Everyone!!! This is my first time to share my experience online.I am glad that i joined this beautiful & useful website. So one of my struggle is that i have very difficult time...
    ocean222 ocean222 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 1

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    My ex decided to text and go off on me over my daughters 'red' dyed hair color..really? It's been red for a couple of month..so why now?? He said he was tired of the way her hair...
    LOOKN4NSIGHT43 LOOKN4NSIGHT43 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 5

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    aunty *** shaking i like it
    nani571 nani571 26-30, M Apr 12

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    i think smart guys are very sexy. i would rather have a smart man, than a man who is dumb as bricks.
    lexik123 lexik123 18-21, F 7 Responses Mar 27

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    Smart men know when to flip you over, when to use 2 fingers, and not to get any in your hair. Who DOESNT love a smart man??
    StellaNoir StellaNoir 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 29

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    Sexy girls are offenly smart an sharp I has serious bold conversation wid smart girls ...😃😄😃😄😃😄😄
    usman1engnieer usman1engnieer 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 30

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    If you talk like you're stupid then don't talk to me. Like "lyk how r u?" That just makes you look stupid... Wouldn't you rather want to look smart and talk like a regular person...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 1

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    Idk I've always been known for smartness so as long as I'm smart I don't need to worry about my looks
    Sk13k Sk13k 13-15, F Apr 6

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    Oh yes I most defiantly am a smartASS. Love it and will not change!!! I really like to have fun and say things that will people laugh and think "what the hell" hahahahah and most...
    TandT0420 TandT0420 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 28

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    I am a smartass without a filter but unfortunately teachers don't find my sarcasm and wit as funny as I do..
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    Hmmm, well I have a M.A. In Chinese a History and a Ph.D in Modern British History. Not sure that makes me smart but it sure pays the bills. ;)
    JusBec JusBec 51-55, F 5 Responses Apr 4

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    I'm extremely sarcastic and I'm such a smartass it's so funny!
    horsecrazy3 horsecrazy3 13-15, F Apr 6

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    I appreciate girls that have brains, that can think for themselves. I feel like society has taught both boys and girls that the only important thing for a girl to have is looks...
    lifeisatest lifeisatest 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    I am attracted to people who are smart
    Maddya Maddya 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm smart, but I don't think a lot of people realise it because I act like I'm pretty stupid without meaning to. It just depends who I'm with really
    musicislife00 musicislife00 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Once upon a time in a far away land, groceries seemed very expensive at the great grocery store chain, Pubdixie-Krogerson’s. At $125 a week per family it seemed that something...
    JustAGuyinFL JustAGuyinFL 36-40, M Mar 28

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    Yet, this happens in my dreams in video games. If I were to become an assassin, I'd be extremely paranoid, and being an assassin today isn't like how it is in Assassin's Creed...
    Audrina14 Audrina14 13-15, F Apr 1

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    I graduated from Dental School in August of 2013, and am still looking for a job to this day. Before becoming a RDA I looked into it and loved what I saw and heard and decided to...
    Patrick092313 Patrick092313 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    I don't like ppl who assume. We all know what it means. ***/u and/ Me
    XFallinAngelX XFallinAngelX 13-15, F Mar 28

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    My ex is a total *******. Always had to say something awful to me, he was NEVER happy/satisfied with anything I did. He constantly called me horrible things I didn't deserve any of...
    bribri590 bribri590 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    Im starting to think that the male population is full of ******** and it sucks. Like why are guys srsly like this? What the hell is wrong with u people? u want every single girls...
    Ali7890 Ali7890 16-17, F Mar 26

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    Yes I do. No one has a right over my body. Why call it assisted suicide? There was a woman in my town who had to fly away do so. What are people scared of? We have pills to make...
    jeresey jeresey 56-60, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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    my exposure to other people here is priceless and has improved my outlook on things greatly.I've learned not to judge someone by the label assigned to them by themselves or others...
    bob350 bob350 56-60, M 5 Responses Mar 28

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    I wish people would stop saying that my parents aren't strict and all of this bullshit, you don't know me or my parents, so it's none of your ******* business. Sorry. I honestly...
    dontfeartheripper dontfeartheripper 13-15, F Mar 28

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    I sometimes assume you know what I speak of. But I forget that you listen differently.
    jeresey jeresey 56-60, F 5 Responses Apr 2

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      Everyone with this planet is the owner of a phone. What is more, the cell phones are an extension individuals everyday lives. Nowadays, very few folks perform with out their...
    electricproducts electricproducts 18-21, F Apr 14

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    It happened five years ago, I had turned fourteen only a couple of days ago. I wasn't that educated on it, because I had never experienced it, until the night he took advantage of...
    skindeeep skindeeep 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 14

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    I am sick with assignment and homework
    LeakkhenaKL LeakkhenaKL 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    As I age I realize the less I know and the scariest part of realizing how little you know is coming to the realization that you'll never have time to learn everything you want to...
    Patval1933 Patval1933 18-21, M Mar 23

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    Cause I agree with this picture. Guys or girls need to chillax. We ain't ur ******* barbies or dolls. This is why girls are so insecure. They might just miss one thing on this list...
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    Sarcasm is my speech, and satire is my language. In fact, the stories and experiences I post here are as serious as I can write.
    LaurenJFisher LaurenJFisher 22-25 1 Response Mar 24

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    I have to admit, there's a woman I know at work. Wow! Does she ever dress sharp and professionally! She carries herself with dignity and poise. But most appealing of all...she's...
    streetcsi streetcsi 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 25

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    A man with a brain makes my heart skip a beat.
    bluebaby072 bluebaby072 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 26

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    A fool believes himself a genius a genius knows himself to be a fool.
    shaunrain shaunrain 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    I just recently discovered how true this is for me. There's a girl in one of my classes who is always late (most of my classmates are). I kind of find this annoying, but I...
    JustAnotherHuman34 JustAnotherHuman34 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    Yes indeed...always attractive when a man has sense and knows what he's talking about.
    twisteduniverse twisteduniverse 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 29

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    As a trainer, tutor in the computer technology field, I find that there is this perception in people’s mind that you must know everything. A lecturer whom I work with seems to...
    Pjay23 Pjay23 22-25 Mar 31

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    I will never ever commit suicide
    demars781 demars781 13-15, M Apr 1

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    I feel like this way too frequently. I am trying to be more tolerant but it can be very challenging sometimes. There are days it seems like everyone else is using a community brain...
    ballen0420 ballen0420 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    To those who dislike me, the problem is not with me it's them! Seriously my thoughts are contradicting sometimes but I'm trying to be honest here. I decided not to give a f...
    GrumpyGrouchy GrumpyGrouchy 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    Despite doing absolute crap in high school, i didn't really care, after high school i chased a dream that kinda turned into a nightmare... entered a course for computer science...
    image2fite image2fite 18-21, M