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I Am a Smart Ass

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    If people didn't ask stupid questions or make retarded comments and judgments, I would probably be out of a job as a resident smartass. Thankfully however, there are still a chunk of people on EP who regularly insert their foot into their mouths keeping me in the hallowed...
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    Dichotomous- Regularly dividing by pairs from bottom to topPyrrhottie- A bronze-colored mineral, of metallic lustertrichotomous- Divided into three parts, or into threesamphoteric- Partly one and partly the other, neutral
    samanthaspice18 samanthaspice18 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31, 2011

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    Dumb ***!

    When I logged into this group today, it said: "You have not submitted your story about this experience yet," Although  it also listed two stories, both were mine and both were the same one. I guess even E.P. needs to be told "'DAAAAAAAAAAAA " PULL ...
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    My first love occured when I was so new to life being independent first real job and meeting so many people. we worked for the same company I never realized that I was probably with my soul mate. he saw mw and I looked at his face and I said yes to him so easily. we clicked so...
    wallflower57 wallflower57 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 21, 2012

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    "I was doing some soul searching last night.

    .." "Good, I hope you found it."
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    Truly sarcastic my mouth is going to end anything good I have going. I curse whoever invented texting cause I'm the worst smart *** when I text.
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    Suck My ***!! Lol, I love to say that.... Your mom!! Is a remark I reply to stupid questions, stupid remarks, or just about anything that comes out of a mouth of someone I hate...
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    The Epitome of “Cool”My mom sent me an email today with the subject line “What ‘Cool’ Really Is.” She’d received the email from a friend...
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    I am little to FAST for myself. I really don't THINK before i doing or say things. That make a lot of problems in my life. Perhaps i am "that" kind of girl. Can it be like that...
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    Dont say something that can easily be ******* on by me. ^.^ "Weed doesnt kill your brain cells" "Yes it does. The long term effects. Look it up boo boo!"
    LifeBeingCereal LifeBeingCereal 18-21, F Sep 6

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    I am a total smart *** but not a *** hole one ...maybe sometimes.... But all in fun.
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    I admire smart *****. They're awesome people. Just accept it.
    CallmeTessa CallmeTessa 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 24

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    I'm pretty sure that even my last words on earth will be some sarcastic/smart *** comment that'll leave my children scarred for the rest of their lives. I'm looking forward to...
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    vtom vtom 46-50, M 4 Responses Aug 22

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    Don't ask me a stupid *** question and expect me to answer that question nicely. No you dumbass, I'm going to squint and give you a smartass answer because you are an idiot who...
    VelPez VelPez 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 29

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    I have always enjoyed being around smart men; not an arrogant, wise-***, know-it-all, but a man with intelligence, common sense and wisdom. A man who can hold an intelligent...
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