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I Am a Smart Ass

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    Dumb ***! - When I logged into this group today, it said: "You have not submitted your story about this experience yet," Although  it also listed two stories, both...
    doctorirwin doctorirwin 46-50, M Apr 23, 2009

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    In Love And Confussed - My first love occured when I was so new to life being independent first real job and meeting so many people. we worked for the same company I never...
    wallflower57 wallflower57 51-55, F Nov 21, 2012

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    If - If people didn't ask stupid questions or make retarded comments and judgments, I would probably be out of a job as a resident smartass. Thankfully however, there are still a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 20, 2009

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    Words With Hot In Them - Dichotomous- Regularly dividing by pairs from bottom to topPyrrhottie- A bronze-colored mineral, of metallic lustertrichotomous- Divided into three parts...
    samanthaspice18 samanthaspice18 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31, 2011

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    In order to be labeled a smart ***, first you have to be smart.... Other wise you're just an ***....
    socalsissi socalsissi 36-40, T Mar 25

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    Class..... Let's be honest it's for men, and of course real ladies
    BeatTheBest BeatTheBest 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    In order to be a smart ***. You have to be smart. Otherwise you are just an ***. Haha. Jk
    socalsissi socalsissi 36-40, T 3 Responses Mar 30

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    Actually, I love confident and smart people, but since I'm a straight male, I REALLY love confident and smart women. I'm a huge fan of women that know precisely what they want...
    shoehorny shoehorny 41-45, M Apr 4

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    I'm such a smartass, my *** should have a PhD Certificate.
    YouMadeMeThink YouMadeMeThink 22-25, M 3 Responses Mar 16

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    May not be the smartest person, but when I put my mind to something, it happens. I can analyze a situation and tell you exactly why someone is doing something, and what's causing...
    yourguardianangel9613 yourguardianangel9613 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    Hi Everyone!!! This is my first time to share my experience online.I am glad that i joined this beautiful & useful website. So one of my struggle is that i have very difficult time...
    ocean222 ocean222 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 1

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    My ex decided to text and go off on me over my daughters 'red' dyed hair color..really? It's been red for a couple of month..so why now?? He said he was tired of the way her hair...
    LOOKN4NSIGHT43 LOOKN4NSIGHT43 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 5

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    aunty *** shaking i like it
    nani571 nani571 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    I like really smart men with big brain and they will challenge me to the core.I want a smart guy to procreate with sometimes looks it is not what it is all about.
    uzuri84 uzuri84 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    i think smart guys are very sexy. i would rather have a smart man, than a man who is dumb as bricks.
    lexik123 lexik123 18-21, F 7 Responses Mar 27

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    Smart men know when to flip you over, when to use 2 fingers, and not to get any in your hair. Who DOESNT love a smart man??
    StellaNoir StellaNoir 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 29

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    Sexy girls are offenly smart an sharp I has serious bold conversation wid smart girls ...😃😄😃😄😃😄😄
    usman1engnieer usman1engnieer 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 30

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    If you talk like you're stupid then don't talk to me. Like "lyk how r u?" That just makes you look stupid... Wouldn't you rather want to look smart and talk like a regular person...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 1

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    Idk I've always been known for smartness so as long as I'm smart I don't need to worry about my looks
    Sk13k Sk13k 13-15, F Apr 6

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    I like using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
    farhad1371 farhad1371 18-21, M Mar 16

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    Smart is the only sexy! Figure isn't.
    philophil philophil 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 17

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    I'm very hot and smart so yea I'm perfect in everyday!
    Hotblondey Hotblondey 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    I presume this means 'smart' in the transatlantic sense of 'clever' or 'bright'. ...hoping so as my one decent suit is at the dry cleaners.
    jacksee66 jacksee66 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 24

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    Oh yes I most defiantly am a smartASS. Love it and will not change!!! I really like to have fun and say things that will people laugh and think "what the hell" hahahahah and most...
    TandT0420 TandT0420 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 28

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    I find intelligence a major must-have in a relationship.. And smart men are attractive.
    SyddGraace SyddGraace 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 29

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    I am a smartass without a filter but unfortunately teachers don't find my sarcasm and wit as funny as I do..
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    Hmmm, well I have a M.A. In Chinese a History and a Ph.D in Modern British History. Not sure that makes me smart but it sure pays the bills. ;)
    JusBec JusBec 51-55, F 5 Responses Apr 4

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    I'm extremely sarcastic and I'm such a smartass it's so funny!
    horsecrazy3 horsecrazy3 13-15, F Apr 6

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    Once upon a time in a far away land, groceries seemed very expensive at the great grocery store chain, Pubdixie-Krogerson’s. At $125 a week per family it seemed that something...
    JustAGuyinFL JustAGuyinFL 36-40, M Mar 28

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    Yet, this happens in my dreams in video games. If I were to become an assassin, I'd be extremely paranoid, and being an assassin today isn't like how it is in Assassin's Creed...
    Audrina14 Audrina14 13-15, F Apr 1

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    I don't like ppl who assume. We all know what it means. ***/u and/ Me
    XFallinAngelX XFallinAngelX 13-15, F Mar 28

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    I love how greatly written the storyline of the video game franchise is. My favorite Assassin/protagonist in the video game series is Connor Kenway. Just imagine if the Animus will...
    JLG1995 JLG1995 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 17

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    I kept it a secret until a few years ago, when I started therapy (due to my promiscuous behavior). I was raped by 2 men when I was at a party. I never told my parents because I...
    kschulz73 kschulz73 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    My ex is a total *******. Always had to say something awful to me, he was NEVER happy/satisfied with anything I did. He constantly called me horrible things I didn't deserve any of...
    bribri590 bribri590 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    Im starting to think that the male population is full of ******** and it sucks. Like why are guys srsly like this? What the hell is wrong with u people? u want every single girls...
    Ali7890 Ali7890 16-17, F Mar 26

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    Yes I do. No one has a right over my body. Why call it assisted suicide? There was a woman in my town who had to fly away do so. What are people scared of? We have pills to make...
    jeresey jeresey 56-60, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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    my exposure to other people here is priceless and has improved my outlook on things greatly.I've learned not to judge someone by the label assigned to them by themselves or others...
    bob350 bob350 56-60, M 5 Responses Mar 28

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    I wish people would stop saying that my parents aren't strict and all of this bullshit, you don't know me or my parents, so it's none of your ******* business. Sorry. I honestly...
    dontfeartheripper dontfeartheripper 13-15, F Mar 28

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    I sometimes assume you know what I speak of. But I forget that you listen differently.
    jeresey jeresey 56-60, F 5 Responses Apr 2

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      Everyone with this planet is the owner of a phone. What is more, the cell phones are an extension individuals everyday lives. Nowadays, very few folks perform with out their...
    electricproducts electricproducts 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    It happened five years ago, I had turned fourteen only a couple of days ago. I wasn't that educated on it, because I had never experienced it, until the night he took advantage of...
    skindeeep skindeeep 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Especially if you are being a jerk!
    nerdybabe nerdybabe 18-21, F 13 hrs ago

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    This has got to be the most unbearably disappointing combination of traits.
    badatusernames badatusernames 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 16

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    Yeah I'm pretty dumb haha. I just walk around w nerd glasses. #SWEG
    reganbae reganbae 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 16

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    We "know what we know", We even "know what we don't know", BUT, "we don't know what we don't know"! Thus, perhaps it's best to keep an open mind :)
    stetson69 stetson69 41-45, M Mar 17

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    Your beautiful mind entraps me. Twisted, tangled... your wisdom holds me captive. To fight it is futile. I am powerless under its spell.
    redhotridinghood redhotridinghood 41-45, F 7 Responses Mar 17

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    Sarcastic to the bone. But almost always done in good fun, not malice.
    WierdSteve WierdSteve 22-25, M Mar 17

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    I can't seem to love or respect a man unless he is at least somewhat intelligent. If you can barely string a sentence together, I'm probably not interested.
    lookwhaticando lookwhaticando 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    So they have this thing....lately they will have a "fight" right after I get in bed....and one of them ends up on the bed "scared." The thing is...it alternates every night which...
    ILIKEBIGBOOKS1982 ILIKEBIGBOOKS1982 31-35, F Mar 19

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    It's not bad to try and learn more though. Still, don't let yourself become a human book of trivia.
    ErieNemisa ErieNemisa 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    Cliff-Hanger How far will he let her fall before he tells her there is no rope to catch her? just the string he used to lead her along. no hope to wrench her from her descent...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 20

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    Mmmm brains turn me on more than anything. And if you pair that with a sweet tushy well my my just wait till I get you alone. xx
    soulsurges soulsurges 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 21

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