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I Am a Smart Ass

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    samanthaspice18 samanthaspice18 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31, 2011

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    If people didn't ask stupid questions or make retarded comments and judgments, I would probably be out of a job as a resident smartass. Thankfully however, there are still a chunk of people on EP who regularly insert their foot into their mouths keeping me in the hallowed...
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    Dumb ***!

    When I logged into this group today, it said: "You have not submitted your story about this experience yet," Although  it also listed two stories, both were mine and both were the same one. I guess even E.P. needs to be told "'DAAAAAAAAAAAA " PULL ...
    doctorirwin doctorirwin 46-50, M Apr 23, 2009

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    My first love occured when I was so new to life being independent first real job and meeting so many people. we worked for the same company I never realized that I was probably with my soul mate. he saw mw and I looked at his face and I said yes to him so easily. we clicked so...
    wallflower57 wallflower57 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 21, 2012

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    "I was doing some soul searching last night.

    .." "Good, I hope you found it."
    saltloveandlight saltloveandlight 22-25, F Jul 1

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    well it is nice to know that my personality if not my looks will go on for another generation (in my opinion neither of my daughters or my grand daughter look like me) My grand...
    westwoman westwoman 56-60, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    It just happens. I can't control it. It is better to be a smart *** than a dumb ***...
    3dogmatt 3dogmatt 36-40, M Aug 18

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    I think it is very important to be able to compete on many levels, and so you have the responsibility of having a smart ***!
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    I am allways spell checking things and trying to prove people wrong :) haha lol such a smart *** ...
    HannahlovesHH HannahlovesHH 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 30

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    Yup. I am such a smart *** I can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.
    smokethis smokethis 51-55, M Jul 30

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    It's so true and sometimes I don't even know that I'm a smart *** till later on that day! And finally realise oh great! That was me? I guess that's what happens when in pilot mode...
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M Aug 13

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    I admire smart *****. They're awesome people. Just accept it.
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    Alexander714b4xm8 Alexander714b4xm8 31-35, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Joseph048l7jx2 Joseph048l7jx2 31-35, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I used to think I was a lot smarter than I do now. In fact I would go so far as to say that I was quite the arrogant **** looking down on others and thinking whatever conclusions I...
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