I Am a Smart Blonde

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    Blonde Logic

    Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.  One blonde says to the other:"Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"The other blonde turns and says:   "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 10, 2011

    Anyone else ever get called a Dumb Blonde?

    Not only do I think the insult is unjustified, it also makes no sense. How would hair, which is dead cells sitting at the top of your head, make a difference to how intelligent you are? It makes about as much sense as calling someone gay, even if they aren't. :) x
    ThatGirlSara ThatGirlSara
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 29, 2013

    Looking...

    ISO REAL HERMAPHRODITES. NO GAMES.
    RIOCANTON RIOCANTON
    36-40, M
    1 Response Sep 27, 2012

    Maybe That's Not the Word I'm Thinking Of...

    Ok, smart might not be quite be the word I'm looking for.  Educated enough to figure things out??  I'm not sure I always have common sense. I don't mind the dumb blonde jokes tho.  I've even been known to tell some.  Well, that may not be using good common...
    flowrpowr flowrpowr
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Jul 5, 2007

    I hate when people say blondes are dumb,

    I'm completely blonde with a 4.0 gpa, in honors classes.
    Emilycatherine2 Emilycatherine2
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 20, 2014

    Human Beings Are Human Beings

    Okay yes I admit it I am not a blonde I am a brunette that thinks the stereotype is a load of hogwash . I have lots of friends who are blonde and are smart and the most interesting people you will ever meet. Kim Kardashian to me is a bimbo and she is not blonde , Snooki is a...
    QueenTurqouiseGem QueenTurqouiseGem
    22-25, F
    Sep 12, 2013

    Hehehehe It May Surprise You But I Am

    I am actually a smart blonde, but blonde jokes are AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!I
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Nov 1, 2010

    Smart Blonde

    I am a tall and blonde guy and I am a Chemical Engineer for an explosives manufacturing company. I obtained my degree in first class and performed well in especially mathematics. I cannot bear blonde jokes and feel that they are discriminative towards people with...
    flyingwolf flyingwolf
    26-30, M
    1 Response Mar 31, 2010

    Re: Smart Blonde

    I'm not blonde. I think all blondes are smart in their only way.  I know that some people think they are blonde so they are dumb. Hello? Why do you judge them before you get to know them? Hey you might be surprise that they are smart.  
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Apr 16, 2008

    Whiplash

    No, I am not a natural blonde, in fact, my natural color is quite dark brown! When I lightened my hair when I was much younger I was always told that it suited me since my complexion is so incredibly fair. It was not until a few years ago that I went all the way to platinum...
    heartprotection heartprotection
    41-45, F
    Nov 9, 2012

    Damn Right

    Damn right I'm a smart blonde! And a sexy one too....:) Honestly, I'm just trying to get by with my dignity still intact. I get a little worried on those nights when I've partied a little too hard and can't find my way back to my room. But then, when I rip out a twelve page paper...
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jun 30, 2008

    I Get A's.

    that was sad. i just earased everything i wrote.never mind that,i like being with other  blondes. it is pretty cool.my mom commented on my hair getting blonder,so i typed in "im blonde,right?"and it came up on this!i like this web site.well,bye!!   ...
    frankie89 frankie89
    16-17
    2 Responses Sep 10, 2008

    Its True.

    I have been i college since i was sixteen, and naturally my hair is a dark blonde. i have always tried to never let stereotypes get me down! only boost me up ( ;
    LittleLady LittleLady
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 27, 2007

    Hair Colour Does Not = Iq

    I try my best to not let the 'dumb blonde' stereotype get me down and I usually let it roll right off my back. Because I know it's not true, I'm still in high school but I'm taking lot's of AP science courses and I hope to be a doctor one day and I just see the dumb blonde...
    em4040 em4040
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Feb 21, 2008

    I am smart and no one seems to take me

    seriously. I'm an English Education major, looking into Master's programs in Dyslexic Studies and Learning Disabilities or just general Special Education. I want to help underprivileged kids be able to learn. My ultimate goal is to get a Ph.D. in Special Education. I also want...
    MidnightLaughter MidnightLaughter
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 26, 2014

    All my friends come to me

    when they need help studying, especially science... I feel like a nerd ^_^
    EnchantedHopes EnchantedHopes
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 4

    Smarter Than You Think

    It takes a smart woman to play a dumb blonde.  Think about that and the next time you think you have the upper hand on that blonde in your office stop and think she may be smarter than she is letting you see.  I know when to let my intelligence be known and when to lay...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    37 Responses Apr 13, 2008

    I'm not trying to sound self centered

    or whatever but I am a smart blonde. I have natural blonde hair. I am a strait A+ student for three years, I have the top national scores for my age in three subjects, and I have over 25 awards for passing a grade at the top of my class. Now, I did not write this to brag, I...
    LucylovesBeatles LucylovesBeatles
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 2, 2014

    Dumb Blondes Make Me Laugh

    I had mostly As in school when i went to a get a certification in college i had the highest grade they had, had there in 5 years so even though i will admit i have my moments i am no dumb blonde but those type of jokes are my favorite.  
    luckyliz luckyliz
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 9, 2009

    Honour roll all throughout high school,

    as well as in my first year of college! So I will do it again this year as well :) This whole dumb blonde thing has gone a bit far :/
    ModifiedMamaofTwo ModifiedMamaofTwo
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 28, 2015

    Just for the record..

    ...blondes do NOT have more fun...
    Sunnykel76 Sunnykel76
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Mar 2

    Looking...

    ISO REAL HERMAPHRODITES. NO GAMES.
    RIOCANTON RIOCANTON
    36-40, M
    Sep 27, 2012

    Blondes and Cops

    I graduated from college with a 4.0 at the top of my class as a brunette.  For the most part people have been accepting of my intelligence, some men have been less accepting because I am a woman.  Then my hair fell out because of a thyroid problem and when it grew back...
    Sluie Sluie
    56-60
    3 Responses Jul 24, 2008

    "Blonde Or Not...it's Just Me"

     I am a very smart blonde...however...I do have my moments, and I take it with good humor when someone makes a blonde joke, when I do something that defies normal intelligence. I attribute this lapse in intelligence to my honest and, sometimes, innocent as a 5-year-old nature...
    Carissimi Carissimi
    56-60, F
    6 Responses Feb 15, 2012

    I R Smarturd Than U!

    But as far as I know hair color and intelligence have no correlation. Meh.
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos
    18-21, F
    Jun 25, 2011

    Sorry If That Threatens You.

    hate to destroy your understanding of the world, but it's possible for someone to be attractive and intelligent. not that being blonde is the only road to attractive-ville by any means. but people seem to see blond hair and make assumptions about what's going on underneath it...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 23, 2007

    Striving To Be The Top

    When I was in elementry school I was teased about being a dumb blonde. I got A's B's and a couple C's in elementry... not too good but not too bad. Then in middle school every thing changed. My brother was in the top five of his class and my parents always compared me to him. I...
    beachgirl96 beachgirl96
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 30, 2010

    Smart Blondes Unite!

    I am a natural blond and to add to it a busty one. Even with a graduate degree, I still get looks from people that assume I am not as bright.  Luckily, as all blondes know we have had to deal with other people's perceptions of us for so long that we have become stronger...
    Kelki Kelki
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Jan 24, 2010

    Catching The Train!

    The long blonde hair was all over the bed: she threw back her locks and, in a small but perfectly distinct voice, repeated 'take me' , 'take me'! We'd been together all weekend and she'd only just begun her 'take me' chant at the last minute before I needed to leave for my train...
    bighand bighand
    46-50
    8 Responses Nov 2, 2010

    So Blondes Are Smart.....

    I am a natural blonde and i've heard so many blonde jokes I would like to slap the person that created them. I am a smart blonde. I graduated highschool top of my class and had straight A's throughout all of school. I have even better street smarts and know what to do in just...
    blondiebabe blondiebabe
    22-25, F
    12 Responses Aug 20, 2007

    So Tired of the Assumption That I Am Stupid...

    ...and now that I am 40, I am fairly certain that it is not all in my head...I've studied the reactions of people who have had contact with me throughout my life...so many did little to hide their astonishment that I was more that ****, *** & blonde hair... Sure, there are...
    SerenitySeeker SerenitySeeker
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Jul 22, 2008

    Smart Natural Blonde

    My hair color is natural bright blonde, I had to listen to dumb blondes jokes all my life and It is so annoying. You can't decided wheter that person is stupid or not just cuz the hair color is blonde. So stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    GrueneRose GrueneRose
    22-25
    5 Responses Jul 5, 2007

    I dislike like it when people assume all

    blondes are dumb!! Just because you assume things like that doesn't mean it isn't true. If you say blondes are dumb when you are failing all your classes why don't you look at you flaws and then come to me because you know I'm not dumb and I dislike it when you make stupid...
    ToInfinintyAndBeyond ToInfinintyAndBeyond
    13-15, F
    Oct 5, 2015

    Never Assume

    A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking. —Martin H. Fischer Blonds have fun and know what your thinking. That maybe- what it takes is to make you believe that you are THE SMART ONE!
    1Babe 1Babe
    46-50, F
    1 Response Aug 1, 2009

    I've been teased for being naturally platinum

    blonde for most of my life. Most people don't understand that I'm an honour roll student, yet I'm blonde. I think that the whole "dumb blonde" is due to fake blondes trying to be valley girls. It sucks sometimes, but I love the look of surprise when I meet people.
    purrfectrosie purrfectrosie
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 20, 2014

    The Blonde Jokes Are Old

    When I hear a blonde joke, I sigh, smile and comment on how awful the joke is. Sometimes I'll sarcasticly play along. It all depends who is telling the joke really. I'm blonde, always have been, I got good grades in school and was top of my class (which was mainly filled with...
    DoktorSchnitzel DoktorSchnitzel
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 30, 2010

    I am not only an intellectual blonde

    but I am also a fun blonde chick as well. I have a lot of interests that make me smart and fun too.
    funchickfromcanada funchickfromcanada
    36-40, F
    1 Response May 18, 2014

    Very Smart

    i am, always have been, and always will be a smart blond. I was born with like bleach blond hair, it has since faded to a honey brown, but never the less i have always been blond and always been smart. i go to a college prep school where i am a senior and i take honors and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 28, 2009

    :/

    Im blonde naturally :) im in top set at school and i always have been, except everyone sayd im a genious wth school work but im thick when it comes to common sense :/
    LissLissaLissie LissLissaLissie
    13-15, F
    Oct 17, 2009

    I love learning new things

    and I'm highly curious. I'm a professional student. I'm interested in Transpersonal Psychology, Quantum Physics, Eastern Religions, Alternative Medicine, Mathematics, Chemistry, Spirituality, Positive Psychology and N,N-Dimethyltryptamine is my newest fascination. I work in the...
    heartshinegirl heartshinegirl
    46-50, F
    1 Response Oct 19, 2014

    Annoying

    I recently dated a guy who laughed in my face when i told him I came top of my year last year. He said "a smart blonde. sheesh. what is the world coming to?" I have brilliant taste in men dont I? Although it annoys me when people make dumb blonde jokes, I try not to...
    Aryashi Aryashi
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Jul 13, 2009

    I hate the "dumb blonde" steriotype,

    and that's possibly one of the reasons why I've fought to distance myself from it as much as possible: my favorite activity is reading, especially clasic books. I scored 1835 on my SAT. I got admited to college at fifteen. I dislike the way most blond girls are presented in...
    LionChick LionChick
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 14, 2014
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