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I Am a Smart-ass

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    Only With Certain People

    That I know can take it...Mahahaha! One person in particular because they're a BIGGER SMART A*S then I am. lol.... I'm learning from them. lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 29, 2009

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    100% smart *** over here,

    and I don't even care ^_^
    sugarcakes143 sugarcakes143 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 26

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    Truly sarcastic my mouth is going to end

    anything good I have going. I curse whoever invented texting cause I'm the worst smart *** when I text.
    Lauren122288 Lauren122288 22-25, F Sep 6

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    Suck My ***!! Lol, I love to say that.

    ... Your mom!! Is a remark I reply to stupid questions, stupid remarks, or just about anything that comes out of a mouth of someone I hate..... That's what she said!! Is wht I say alot, b/c I have a dirty mind #swag lol
    lonerbuddy lonerbuddy 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    I Can Be When It Is Needed,...

    I can be when it is needed,to someone who is trying to act like a smart****.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 11, 2008

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    Dont say something that can easily be *******

    on by me. ^.^ "Weed doesnt kill your brain cells" "Yes it does. The long term effects. Look it up boo boo!"
    LifeBeingCereal LifeBeingCereal 18-21, F Sep 6

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    ......

    Yes my a$$ is very smart it got it's PHD in one week and beacame a prefessor at two weeks. You should see all the adwards it has gotten.
    lynnz10 lynnz10 16-17 Aug 19, 2008

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    Give me the chance and I promise I will take

    the chance. I understand people hate it but guess want, sarcasm is where the tarm smart *** started so doesn't that make everyone a smart ***? The answer is no. Why? Smart *** comments are sarcasm but sarcasm isn't being a smart ***. Thank you and have a good time.
    fallenzero fallenzero 22-25, M Jun 14

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    One time I told a girl I work with what my

    favorite perfume was, and then she went out and bought it and I didn't notice until she yelled at me a month later about it.
    jamccloud jamccloud 18-21, M Jun 11

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    In order to be labeled a smart ***,

    first you have to be smart.... Other wise you're just an ***....
    socalsissi socalsissi 36-40, T 1 Response Mar 25

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    What Did You Just Say?!!

    Some people take it the wrong way. Usually it's when I try to text and be a smart *** at the same time. It rarely works.
    cherrygrrl cherrygrrl 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 29, 2009

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    I am little to FAST for myself.

    I really don't THINK before i doing or say things. That make a lot of problems in my life. Perhaps i am "that" kind of girl. Can it be like that? I try, i try so much to act more slowly and give me more times to think. But i mostly fail. I wish i could buy a pills (at...
    Linn18 Linn18 18-21, F Sep 4

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    Thanks Dad

    Both of my parents are very sarcastic...but my dad is the worst..and when i was a kid i would get in trouble if i said a smart as* comment..but i just blamed it on my genes!
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee 22-25, F Sep 10, 2008

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    Hi, I'm Sweetbriar.

    Would you like to do something about it? No, but really, I am a smartass. In high school, I had this really horrible English teacher who always gave me bad grades on my essays because she was intimidated by me. I would read Rushdie or Chabon for papers and since it was out of...
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 11, 2008

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    Oh man, my mouth usually gets me in trouble.

    I'm honest, brutally honest. This is my latest thought. I love this page but I also hate it. Seriously there are a lot of creeps on here. Oh and sad people. I seriously hate for people to play the victim. Like yea I get sad and let out my frustration but damn this page is beyond...
    brineff91 brineff91 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 25

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    A Thinking Woman's Technique

    I love being a smart-***. It makes me feel, well, smart, strong and sexy. It's my brand of sexuality, very Algonquin Round Table.  They were actually quite vicious-- gossipy-- but innovative and sexy and thoroughly modern (like Millie!), nonetheless. I love engaging in...
    mmmcookies mmmcookies 26-30 Sep 11, 2008

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    But dumb *** questions will receive smart *** answers
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