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I Am a Smart-ass

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    What Did You Just Say?!!

    Some people take it the wrong way. Usually it's when I try to text and be a smart *** at the same time. It rarely works.
    cherrygrrl cherrygrrl 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 29, 2009

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    A Thinking Woman's Technique

    I love being a smart-***. It makes me feel, well, smart, strong and sexy. It's my brand of sexuality, very Algonquin Round Table.  They were actually quite vicious-- gossipy-- but innovative and sexy and thoroughly modern (like Millie!), nonetheless. I love engaging in...
    mmmcookies mmmcookies 26-30 Sep 11, 2008

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    I Can Be When It Is Needed,...

    I can be when it is needed,to someone who is trying to act like a smart****.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 11, 2008

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    ......

    Yes my a$$ is very smart it got it's PHD in one week and beacame a prefessor at two weeks. You should see all the adwards it has gotten.
    lynnz10 lynnz10 16-17 Aug 19, 2008

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    Only With Certain People

    That I know can take it...Mahahaha! One person in particular because they're a BIGGER SMART A*S then I am. lol.... I'm learning from them. lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 29, 2009

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    In order to be labeled a smart ***,

    first you have to be smart.... Other wise you're just an ***....
    socalsissi socalsissi 36-40, T 1 Response Mar 25

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    One time I told a girl I work with what my

    favorite perfume was, and then she went out and bought it and I didn't notice until she yelled at me a month later about it.
    jamccloud jamccloud 18-21, M Jun 11

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    Oh man, my mouth usually gets me in trouble.

    I'm honest, brutally honest. This is my latest thought. I love this page but I also hate it. Seriously there are a lot of creeps on here. Oh and sad people. I seriously hate for people to play the victim. Like yea I get sad and let out my frustration but damn this page is beyond...
    brineff91 brineff91 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 25

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    Thanks Dad

    Both of my parents are very sarcastic...but my dad is the worst..and when i was a kid i would get in trouble if i said a smart as* comment..but i just blamed it on my genes!
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee 22-25, F Sep 10, 2008

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    Hi, I'm Sweetbriar.

    Would you like to do something about it? No, but really, I am a smartass. In high school, I had this really horrible English teacher who always gave me bad grades on my essays because she was intimidated by me. I would read Rushdie or Chabon for papers and since it was out of...
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 11, 2008

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    Give me the chance and I promise I will take

    the chance. I understand people hate it but guess want, sarcasm is where the tarm smart *** started so doesn't that make everyone a smart ***? The answer is no. Why? Smart *** comments are sarcasm but sarcasm isn't being a smart ***. Thank you and have a good time.
    fallenzero fallenzero 22-25, M Jun 14

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    I'm so fancy, you already know💫💫💫
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    This girl who once was a close friend of mine had the audacity to say I was too Naive. Well, We aren't friends anymore. Good riddance. She turned out to be a terrible friend in the...
    MPBJane MPBJane 16-17, F Jun 29

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    I understand he's my father and all and he's done so much to help me along the way but I can't stand him. It's a shame too because he always wanted a son and I feel like I'm not...
    adav218 adav218 13-15, M Jun 29

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    Calling ALL Men....and wise women too --- Please help me. I'm stuck, so stuck in a rotten marriage to a total smart *** who provides me with no sex, no attention, no communication...
    MamaAbby MamaAbby 56-60, F 12 Responses Jun 30

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    Would rather be a smart *** than a dumb ***
    Canuck05 Canuck05 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 7

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    Look I'll just be honest about myself here. I am not someone you want to be friends with. I am not well liked by others, which is my fault, not anyone else's. Im blunt, sarcastic...
    WintersSoldier WintersSoldier 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 13

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    I try not to hate; I try not to judge, unless its a person who hates or judges. I figure that they're just getting a well-deserved taste of their own medicine in that case. I was...
    Cetacean Cetacean 36-40, M Jun 28

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    We all have personal demons & insecurities prisoner's of our thoughts & mine's is never feeling good enough. I suppose it started from childhood I've come to realize my father to...
    livelymind livelymind 18-21, F Jun 29

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    1: I'm a 14 year old girl 2: I like all kinds of animals 3: I have a pet she a cat and her name is Athena and she is my sister(not really a sister cause she's a cat but I treat...
    FighterWolf FighterWolf 13-15, F Jun 30

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    If people could read my thoughts I wouldn't have any friends or a job because I am a smart *** inside mostly I put on that southern bell smile I was told to and say what most...
    jnoga jnoga 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    I've been keeping journals and diaries since I was eight. It's kind of an outlet for me. I wrote down how I felt without having to tell people. You know when you're little you have...
    123peppy 123peppy 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a...
    morganonnet2 morganonnet2 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 9

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    If you ask anyone around me they might describe me as a smart ***, pessimist, or motherly. And that nearly sums me up. It's unintentional though. I use my sarcasm as a defense...
    CassieWithAnO CassieWithAnO 13-15, F Jul 12

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    My sophomore year in high school started like any other school year. you go to your new classes, you figure out the teacher, you learn the faces of the class, and you try to fit in...
    ThunderST0RM1N ThunderST0RM1N 18-21, M Jul 13

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    EBAAA EBAAA 18-21, F Jul 13

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    I have a smart *** mouth and I won't hold my tongue for anyone.
    AlyssaBreanne AlyssaBreanne 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I swear some of u guys really like to test a person and be a smart *** about it. It's not always funny....
    XFallingAngelX XFallingAngelX 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    A message to all parents. Hi. I haven't been diagnosed, not yet but I'm pretty sure I've had it for nearly 4 years now. In the recent years though, my situation has significantly...
    mayhems mayhems 36-40 1 Response 6 days ago

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    His mom yelled at us to come out of his room, and demanded to know what we were arguing about. Because my boyfriend is himself, he started being a smart *** to her, then they...
    stillYDGN stillYDGN 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    The other day I had to fill out another criminal background check for updated records at work. (I'm a CMA at a health care center for seniors) I decided to be...well a smart *** I...
    MiriamL MiriamL 22-25, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Just because you have rich parents,it doesn't make you smart ***!
    aidenau aidenau 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    In my communications with the local child services bureaucrats trying to get therapy for my autistic daughter I had the bright idea of including in the email list of recipients my...
    amiklake amiklake 56-60 Jun 27

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    I am pretty sure if not absolutely sure i am a sociopath. I don't question rather i am or not i am just insanely bored and i need something to do. When people are kids they...
    completelynotdallas completelynotdallas 16-17, M 3 Responses Jul 12

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    From guests. I don't want to go upstairs. The peeps I live with invited a friend of theirs over that I don't get along with. I acknowledge that the guy is smart. He's crazy...
    Anonomdeplume Anonomdeplume 18-21, F Jun 27

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    After leaving the Indian reservation where my father was the government surgeon he was transferred to a job as Zone Director of India Health Services in a small white bush town...
    amiklake amiklake 56-60 Jun 24

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    In any affair there is not only one story but three. His Hers and Ours. A few suggestions to those who have an a problem with this area here on EP called I Am The Other Woman 1...
    lilred101 lilred101 41-45, F 10 Responses a week ago

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    A few years ago I was in a rural area where I knew there was a hiking trail that went down to a set of waterfalls which I had never been to. I had been by the sign a few times but...
    redraven002 redraven002 36-40, M Jun 24

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    I had an affair with a MM for almost a year. His wife found out, he blamed me and we didn't speak - with the exception of a few hurtful texts and emails - for over 3 months. He...
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    I'm not completely unhappy with my life. In fact, I'm actually pretty happy with it overall with the exception of my education and career. When the economy collapsed, my education...
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