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I Am a Smartass

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    Yeah I'm a smartass. At least once a day I get called that. My response... My *** is smarter than yours lol.
    ForeverChanged81 ForeverChanged81 31-35, F Sep 15, 2013

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    I actually was sure I was failing.

    I crossed out my earlier marks because Im not like the best worker on anything but apperently im good at exams. Im actually so happy I usually fail! And my history was acedemic!! Like university level! The only class ive ever taken achedemic. The language is locally developped...
    1996Liam 1996Liam 18-21, M Feb 12

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    Grandpa always said: "if you're gonna be an ***,

    you might as well be a smart one"
    Jakehopkins48 Jakehopkins48 36-40, M Jan 29

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    lalalalalalalaur lalalalalalalaur 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    Otherwise Known As

    A wise donkey, or a jack of all phrase...put it anyway ya like, it's me ;-D lol
    FordPrefect42 FordPrefect42 36-40, M 6 Responses Mar 26, 2012

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    Oh yes I most defiantly am a smartASS.

    Love it and will not change!!! I really like to have fun and say things that will people laugh and think "what the hell" hahahahah and most of the time I have a witty come back that just flys off the tongue.. I am a pretty quick thinker as far as come backs are concerned...
    TandT0420 TandT0420 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 28

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    In order to be a smart ***.

    You have to be smart. Otherwise you are just an ***. Haha. Jk
    socalsissi socalsissi 36-40, T 3 Responses Mar 30

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    Can't Help It

    Tried being a dumbass, didn't take. And it's just in my nature. I make smartass comments. I have to filter myself at work all the time, and also around family and friends sometimes. But mostly it is part of my charm, or whatever it is that I have that I try to pass off as...
    Casualfun Casualfun 36-40, M 1 Response Jun 11, 2012

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    Better To Be A Smart @zz Then A Dumb @zz

    Definitely but right now I'm a little slug @zz
    grayday104 grayday104 22-25, M 2 Responses Dec 23, 2011

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    Being a smartass isn't all

    that bad, if you see bad as good like me because it's bad and not just bad, but bad bad, so in other words it's not all that good. Because sometimes you just don't know when to draw the line, and that line would be me. Yup that's right, I'm the line that divides "Okay that was...
    Kyto Kyto 16-17, M Jan 6

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    Guilty As Charged

    And I wouldn't have it any other way. I derive a great amount of amusement from being such.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 22, 2008

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    Ilikepi314 Ilikepi314 31-35, M Mar 8

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    secretstokeep secretstokeep 13-15, F 7 Responses Dec 28, 2013

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    Just Sometimes

    I am not a smart *** all the time but here lately I have kind of gone pro at it a little more often than I thought I could! I guess its because I am surrounded by dumbasses!
    depressedmommy depressedmommy 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 17, 2009

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    Better Than The Alternative

    I love sarcasm. I have a natural ability to answer in a sarcastic way if I choose. I don't all that often, I don't want to be rude or anti-social or anything. I believe life just gives us countless opportunities everyday to use sarcasm. Is using sarcasm the equivalent of being "a...
    ts92 ts92 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 15, 2012

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    Yup I Would Rather Be...

    When someone calls me a smart @$$, which is pretty often, I just smile and reply... "I would rather be a smart @$$ than a dumb @$$!" 
    Valentine Valentine 26-30, F 4 Responses May 24, 2008

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    Lol XD the world would be boring without

    smartasses to lighten the mood
    zaiiex zaiiex 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 8

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    I tend to be this when I am at a certain limit

    of annoyance around a person that I simply do not care about how rude I am being. I feel that there are a lot of people I know that just need the honest truth because they won't get anywhere from complaining and then not doing anything to improve...I know a lot of these types...
    abbidavidovna abbidavidovna 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 7

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    Found A Friend Or Did I?

    Today I was creeping for new people and I found the coolest girl! When I I got excited I went to click on her profile to see if we more on common...... And it was me, myself hmm don't think that's how it works, lol.
    TreeHugginEarthLover TreeHugginEarthLover 31-35, F Oct 14, 2013

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    SociallyAwkwardGirl SociallyAwkwardGirl 13-15, F 3 Responses Jan 8

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    I'm such a smart *** haha I love it I love it I

    love it it gets me into arguements with people who bully me cause I stand up for myself but they don't go the **** away its like really dude are you that absorbed in me that you have to make my like hell how thoughtful I'm glad to know I'm probably on your mind most of the day...
    broken12butterfly broken12butterfly 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 26, 2013

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    Theft? Who Me?

    I acquired my neighbors pumpkin for seed removal. I love to cook them up but carrying one home is too heavy! I did put the hollow thing back. Am I a thief? Nah
    Brandi5 Brandi5 26-30, F 2 Responses Oct 21, 2013

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    I Will Go To Great Lengths Just To Be Right

    So....the other day while I was at work, I had a lady intent on arguing with me about which foods will make you cry.... She kept insisting that onions are the only food that make a person cry.... So I threw a coconut at her face. She cried....I win....
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 7 Responses Jun 25, 2012

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    Truth About Shoes

    For the epeep ladies...And for Ms.Mary mostly. x p
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 1, 2012

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    If You Read My Stories You Already Know

    I  am  a  smart   ***.    Don't  take  nothin  from  nobody.  Always  have  a  smart  ***   comment   when  needed  sensitive   when   I ...
    rockybear397 rockybear397 47, F 14 Responses May 9, 2008

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    YES It Is True

      I confess it is true I can be a Smart-*** at times. I always figured it was better being a Smart-*** than a Dumb-***.  
    LateNightGuy LateNightGuy 41-45, M 7 Responses May 9, 2008

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    ThisKidd ThisKidd 13-15, M 2 Responses Nov 29, 2013

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    But Only For Good ;)

    Ill be the first to admit im a smartass. At least you cant be a good smartass without being smart; it used to be my defense mechanism when I was younger and hadn't found my confidence yet. Being funny gets you around lots of other social deficiencies. ;) but now that im much...
    ngdi ngdi 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 3, 2013

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    Yeppers

    Even my @ss is smart... can you believe that one?
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 22, 2007

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    demars781 demars781 13-15, M Apr 1

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    The Joke

    My daughter's dad said to me jokingly one day "Don't you want to be born again? Why don't we become born again?" (Christian). I said with deadpan delivery "because I'm too big to fit in my mother's uterus."
    GuavaberryKisses GuavaberryKisses 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2012

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    Sarcasm is my speech,

    and satire is my language. In fact, the stories and experiences I post here are as serious as I can write.
    LaurenJFisher LaurenJFisher 22-25 1 Response Mar 24

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    donnjb donnjb 26-30, M Jan 25

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    Gee, Thanks Dad

    I know I got it from my Dad because for 70+ years he could never say anything to anyone without being a smart alack about it.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 29, 2010

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    Sarcastic to the bone.

    But almost always done in good fun, not malice.
    WierdSteve WierdSteve 22-25, M Mar 17

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    Smartass

    Every time someone says something rude to me I'm always being a smart ***!!!! Or I just do it for the fun of it. To tell you the truth when I talk with someone and I'm a smart *** it's more comfortable for me.
    BookWorm333 BookWorm333 22-25, F Aug 25, 2013

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    I Can Be

    I am a self proclaimed smartass! I can be when it is appropriate. Of course there is a time and place. Some people can deal with it some not really. So sometimes I tend to also be a dumbass! ; )
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 24, 2012

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    it a family thing I think.

    .lol 4 gens of us all do it to each other.
    chat68chat chat68chat 31-35, M Dec 31, 2013

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    Yes I Am A Smartass.....

    ....but only to a dumbshit.
    TriJohnny TriJohnny 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 15, 2013

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    YouMadeMeThink YouMadeMeThink 22-25, M 3 Responses Mar 16

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    Hell F*cken Yes I Am

    I don't even need to explain myself on this one. Anybody who's been following me on this site will know I'm a wise crack, not a "know it all" just a harmless silly smart @ss. And I love people who are the same.
    SkippingTheGoldenYears SkippingTheGoldenYears 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 19, 2012

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    I Think You're Pretty Cool, Jerk-Face!

    I suppose it was the way I was raised; I can't say for sure. But, people tend to think of me as rude and/or inappropriate. Believe me when I say, "If I am being a jerk, you're ok." I want you to hit back. I want you to be a smart-***. That's when you know we're cool. Any of my...
    BaconNEggs BaconNEggs 26-30, M Oct 19, 2013

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    I'm pretty smart compared to other people

    (around my age and sometimes older). I find myself surrounded by idiots and people who can barely form a proper sentence or understand simple scientific problems! I want to live somewhere where people are smart and intelligent!
    PompousBrat PompousBrat 13-15, M 2 Responses Feb 1

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    I am a smartass without a filter

    but unfortunately teachers don't find my sarcasm and wit as funny as I do..
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    I'm extremely sarcastic and I'm such a smartass it's so funny!
    horsecrazy3 horsecrazy3 13-15, F Apr 6

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    I really try not to be. But everyone once in a while I will be in a mood or someone will just rub me the wrong way. Then it comes out big time.
    Jericho7 Jericho7 36-40, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Actually, i plundered it. while you were sleeping, (or were at least looking the other way) I unabashedly took what you offered. I alternately drank it in greedily, and sipped...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 10 Responses Mar 26

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    I believe that being intelligent and not just a smartass is sexy*•* I adore smart people! <3
    Annablake Annablake 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 15

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    Not necessarily big but kinda a little bit than a little. He's so completely different than anybody I've ever dated. He's beyond smart, very intelligent and such a smartass just...
    93rp 93rp 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    All of the ******* ******** in this world are a big part of the reason I cut and want to kill myself so bad. Think before you speak. There is a large number of these middle-aged...
    BloodintheWater BloodintheWater 13-15, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Most of my thoughts are either unpopular, perverted, random, or smartass.
    DoodleGoddess DoodleGoddess 13-15, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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