A Classic Smartass Moment - a few years ago myself and few friends went to one of those eat as much as you like buffet type restaurants. On the menu it said please do not waste food or they would refuse you food, which i think is pretty reasonable. anyway we got our food and sat...
thehippy 4 Responses 0 Apr 11, 2009
Being A Smart*** - I am a smart**, and if you think about it it's better than being a dumb***
MySoldierIsMyWorld 0 Dec 10, 2011
The Joke - My daughter's dad said to me jokingly one day "Don't you want to be born again? Why don't we become born again?" (Christian). I said with deadpan delivery "because I'm too big to fit in my mother's uterus."
GuavaberryKisses 1 Response 2 Jan 14, 2012
Better To Be A Smart @zz Then A Dumb @zz - Definitely but right now I'm a little slug @zz
grayday104 3 Responses 8 Dec 23, 2011
Bonjour.. - Yes. My *** knows more than one language...its a genius!
vinividivici21 1 Response 0 May 9, 2008
Am I Really A Smartass?? - when people ask me something and i answer them they think im being a smartass when im just being normal. but when its with my friends i go smartass on them lol
OhSoAthletic 2 Responses 1 Apr 11, 2012
That's An Understatement - Every other sentence or comment from my mouth is a smartass remark to whoever I'm speaking to or writing to...it's like breathing, it has to be done and I don't even have to try at it...it's just my thing :)
GoldieMtZion 7 Responses 0 Jan 9, 2008
The True Smartass - Not like other smartasses who are afraid of "The" "Smartass" "CAN" "YOU" "READ" "THAT" "CLEAR" " HUH???" " NO?" then stop staring at my @ss... you'll blind your eye out Kids!
NoLifeOnEP 0 Jan 15, 2012
Yeppers - Even my @ss is smart... can you believe that one?
mysplitpersonality 6 Responses 1 Nov 22, 2007
Please Beware - Especially if you are an idiot. I will dumb it down for you as much as I can, but there comes a point when I just say the first thing that comes to mind. Usually it is a very smartassed comment. If you aren't at all quick witted, you may just want to step back...
Thekidsmom 8 Responses 9 Sep 21, 2012
Guilty As Charged - And I wouldn't have it any other way. I derive a great amount of amusement from being such.
deleted 1 Response 1 Feb 22, 2008
Sharpe Wits! - I always have a smartass comment ready.....It has become a game not so much to see if I can always have a come back but, to make stupid people look even worse.....It's fun, and yes I know I'm a "A$$HOLE........
longgun 1 Response 0 Aug 16, 2008
Will You Accept My Apology ~ - Oops ...I did it again * sighs* most Brittneyesque ~ i should of named my book that ~ anyway * I honestly liked it here in the beginning ~ i was honest ~ And Theeeeeeeeen ~ I realized Noone else was ~ Crafty carpenters ~ crazyduckies ~ Gorillas...
deleted 1 Response 0 Apr 30, 2012
Smartass - I don't find being called a smartass offensive at all. At least I'm not a dumbass.
HeavenlyInnocence 2 Responses 2 Nov 23
Hell F*cken Yes I Am - I don't even need to explain myself on this one. Anybody who's been following me on this site will know I'm a wise crack, not a "know it all" just a harmless silly smart @ss. And I love people who are the same.
SkippingTheGoldenYears 4 Responses 5 Mar 19, 2012
Better Than The Alternative - I love sarcasm. I have a natural ability to answer in a sarcastic way if I choose. I don't all that often, I don't want to be rude or anti-social or anything. I believe life just gives us countless opportunities everyday to use sarcasm. Is using...
ts92 3 Responses 3 Apr 15, 2012
Sometimes - But I have a friend that says "its better than being a dumb a s s!"
goliathtree 1 Response 0 Dec 19, 2011
Can't Help It - Tried being a dumbass, didn't take. And it's just in my nature. I make smartass comments. I have to filter myself at work all the time, and also around family and friends sometimes. But mostly it is part of my charm, or whatever it is that I have that I try to...
Casualfun 1 Response 1 Jun 11, 2012
Hahaaaa - Yeah I'm a smartass. At least once a day I get called that. My response... My *** is smarter than yours lol.
ForeverChanged81 0 Sep 15
Theft? Who Me? - I acquired my neighbors pumpkin for seed removal. I love to cook them up but carrying one home is too heavy! I did put the hollow thing back. Am I a thief? Nah
Brandi5 2 Responses 2 Oct 21
The First Words I Remember My Mom Saying - "Quit being a smart Alec" now those have been said to me and my brother, not sure about my sister but I remember that regularly growing up
deleted 1 Response 0 May 25, 2012
Uh Huh!! - Smartassery runs in my family, its only natural that I do it! ;) But the same old quips and cute comments get old fast, so I try to come up with some new things...
Shayndel 3 Responses 0 Jul 10, 2008
But Only For Good ;) - Ill be the first to admit im a smartass. At least you cant be a good smartass without being smart; it used to be my defense mechanism when I was younger and hadn't found my confidence yet. Being funny gets you around lots of other social deficiencies...
ngdi 1 Response 2 Sep 3
If You Read My Stories You Already Know - I am a smart ***. Don't take nothin from nobody. Always have a smart *** comment when needed ...
rockybear397 14 Responses 2 May 9, 2008
Truth About Shoes - For the epeep ladies...And for Ms.Mary mostly. x p
Sylphy 1 Response 3 Jul 1, 2012
I Can Be - I am a self proclaimed smartass! I can be when it is appropriate. Of course there is a time and place. Some people can deal with it some not really. So sometimes I tend to also be a dumbass! ; )
soulrunher 2 Responses 1 Dec 24, 2012
Url? Shut Up It's 2012 - What is this Xanga?! ******* Myspace?! Get out of here computer.I was on some website the other day and it asked me to inputsome type of URL which I haven't ran across in ages. I thought that was a little abrupt. Songs- Daft Punk's Technologic, Black Eyed...
LonelyBeing 0 May 23, 2012
Smartass - Every time someone says something rude to me I'm always being a smart ***!!!! Or I just do it for the fun of it. To tell you the truth when I talk with someone and I'm a smart *** it's more comfortable for me.
BookWorm333 1 Aug 25
Macys - The Macys store by my house i have stopped going into i will tell you why... It drives me absolutely insane to be hounded and followed through a store ! One day my mom (poor mom) and i were shopping and the sales clerk got on my last nerve ! "Is there something i...
redheadsrule 10 Responses 0 Mar 2, 2010
Found A Friend Or Did I? - Today I was creeping for new people and I found the coolest girl! When I I got excited I went to click on her profile to see if we more on common...... And it was me, myself hmm don't think that's how it works, lol.
TreeHugginEarthLover 0 Oct 14
Just Sometimes - I am not a smart *** all the time but here lately I have kind of gone pro at it a little more often than I thought I could! I guess its because I am surrounded by dumbasses!
depressedmommy 1 Response 1 Mar 17, 2009
And That's Just How It Is. - There are certain things I just can't resist. I'm only human.
Hrmg 0 Apr 23, 2012
Sundays - Sunday at work is for some reason the worst possible day, people are evil when they come in. Easter was the exception. Yesterday I had just started my shift at one of two jobs, a man came to the counter stating "No offense but I hate you!" "Any reason in particular I...
redheadsrule 5 Responses 0 Apr 16, 2012
Every Day - every time i am in a conversation i will use sarcasm. so every day i annoy someone else. because of that i get into fights do to ******* someone off. it is actually quite fun.
austinepic 1 Response 0 Apr 2, 2012
Yup I Would Rather Be... - When someone calls me a smart @$$, which is pretty often, I just smile and reply... "I would rather be a smart @$$ than a dumb @$$!"
Valentine 4 Responses 2 May 24, 2008
Gee, Thanks Dad - I know I got it from my Dad because for 70+ years he could never say anything to anyone without being a smart alack about it.
deleted 1 Nov 29, 2010
I Just Love It - What can I say? I just like being a smart ***. People can ask me the most simplest questions sometimes and I come up with a silly smart-*** answer for them. Lol it's just funny, although my family and friends don't always find it so. We'll go out somewhere i.e...
deleted 0 Mar 24, 2012
YES It Is True - I confess it is true I can be a Smart-*** at times. I always figured it was better being a Smart-*** than a Dumb-***.
LateNightGuy 7 Responses 1 May 9, 2008
I Think You're Pretty Cool, Jerk-Face! - I suppose it was the way I was raised; I can't say for sure. But, people tend to think of me as rude and/or inappropriate. Believe me when I say, "If I am being a jerk, you're ok." I want you to hit back. I want you to be a smart-***. That...
BaconNEggs 1 Response 1 Oct 19
I Will Go To Great Lengths Just To Be Right - So....the other day while I was at work, I had a lady intent on arguing with me about which foods will make you cry.... She kept insisting that onions are the only food that make a person cry.... So I threw a coconut at her...
Babydoll42 8 Responses 8 Jun 25, 2012
Otherwise Known As - A wise donkey, or a jack of all phrase...put it anyway ya like, it's me ;-D lol
FordPrefect42 6 Responses 2 Mar 26, 2012
Can't Stop My Mouth - I've been a smart *** for decades and it has pulled me through more situations then being a push over,mealy mouth victim. l
wiseowl 0 Feb 22, 2008
Yes I Am A Smartass..... - ....but only to a dumbshit.
TriJohnny 1 Response 0 Apr 15
They Both Fall In Idiot Category - What's the difference?? They both make life stressful and miserable for those around them at work. With friends like them I sure don't need any enemy's. I guess maybe the dumbass was born stupid and that cannot be fixed. Steam control ...Great...
1490wayb 1 Response 0 Nov 25
Still Getting To The Cheese Bit - (continued from "How My Weekend Relates to Cheese") After much time elapsed, we were able to get down the hill to my truck. We both remarked happily about how we felt so accomplished, and I encouraged her in the fact that she conquered something...
foldedunfolding 2 Responses 1 Nov 11
My Thoughts - Not to get into really much of details, just felt I needed to find a way to clear my head on some things. Decided to come back on here. Hopefully this time I won't make it something I regret.. Yet again, you ask simple question or something and people can't be...
ayooavery21 0 Nov 19
Best Friends - Okay, so I've seen lots of posts about people who are looking for a best friend and thought, what do I look for in a best friend? What do people usually look for in a best friend? I've come with some ideas. Having a best friend sometimes feels like you don't have...
iLatina 0 Nov 24
More Like Dysfunctional - I come from a single parent household. My mom had us (twin brother and I) at the age of 24, not so bad. My dad left my mom twice. Once when I was about 7 or 8 and then again when I was twelve. After that I never spoke to him again, before i used to visit...
JennyJen4lyfe 0 Nov 25
First Time Drunk - I believe I was 16 and a few friends and I were going to a party of a schoolmate. I told my friends in advance that I wanted to get drunk so they kinda let me drink and mix a lot WHICH wasn't the best idea. I was so drunk that I began to socialize with everyone...
melleaux 1 3 days ago