and stomach each has a mass of specialized nerve tissue that functions as kind of a tiny brain? My posterior actually has it's own separate cognitive center..
if he could see my boobs, so I sent him a picture of Drake and Josh...
Aristotle died, Newton passed away, Einstein died, and I'm not feeling well today...
so good, people actually think you're stupid..
Uncle Voldy : You Know
Harry : You Know Who?
Uncle Voldy : EXACTLY!
else obviously makes you President of the United States.
first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ***.
if I could get her opinion on something. She said "Text me it" so I sent her a text that said "it".
He will drag you down and beat you with his experience.
"Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
Kids are being loud he's telling them be quiet I can't hear ****. I said if I put my butthole up to your ear you would.
a minute passes. THANK YOU!
here" She said, "What's Upsexy?" I said, "Nothing much" :)
Teacher: repeat what I just said
Me: repeat what I just said
my existence. If I don't insult you playfully first thing in the morning, you aren't my friend.
books from the public library not the school library and I told her to say that her school is a public school so technically the library is a public library
window amazed at nature and day dreaming. There's a bird nest in the tree so I often wonder "If I could fly who would I **** on first?"
Lol a long process in the making but I can be such a smartass and most of the time there's no reason smh or because that person just opened the door for it but I'm working on it ppl!
if you're house is cold, instead of turning on the heat go stand in the corner. It's usually around 90 degrees.
and he got it from George Carlin and other comedians of his time.
a better lovestory than twilight
that she horribly misspelled, then she called me the N word lol but I'm nonchalant. So here's how to handle ignorance ^^.
Tonight, as I pull into the drive, I notice the amount of snow on the driveway and walkway.
I said to my girl, sitting beside me in the truck, "I want you to shovel the driveway again."
She raises her eyebrow, sighs and says, "Yeah.....and I want a horse." as her mouth...
and saw a guy step on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to him and beat the crap out of him. Nobody does that to a girl, not on my watch :/
and I actually consider it a strength. it has come to my attention that a lot of people don't like it, especially when your 36 and it isn't 'cute' anymore. I'm sure that they've drawn some kind of crazy-line between age 35 & 36 that takes you from 'oh that's cute funny... ha...
She had a Social test in school.....one of the questions she didn't know the answer to.
She wrote down 'Jesus' and put beside it (Jesus is always the answer)
She didn't even get half a point!!!
"no offense" after insulting you,
Beat the sh*t out of 'em and say, "no harm done".
IN MY YEAR WITH 93% :D
**** yeah! xD
but that Magic 8 Ball was right about you 99% of the time.
buy some vodka and have a party!
.. food, what does it look like?
that meant something totally different and you didn't share it with anyone. My neck hurts just thinking about it. Ba Duh Bump!!
I can't see myself doing anything.
and I speak my mind . My mouth is my biggest problem but honestly if you can't handle what I have to say then you shouldn't be talking to me . I am who I am .
but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole my elderly neighbors lawn mower then asked God for forgiveness.
I'm so sorry--it's Curiosity."
Cat: "Oh my god..."
as big as pyramids and ants build them everyday. Humans need to get over themselves.
I'm a frog. So, I'm a smart frog. There was no group for that, so I will go with a ***. Yes, I am very smart.
with a great singing voice?
Except Chris Brown of course.