and extra fries sound alike.
Aristotle died, Newton passed away, Einstein died, and I'm not feeling well today...
he dig, she dig, they dig...
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
your heart beat regularly?" And the patient replies: "no, it stops after 8pm. Mine's just lazy like that."
Hahahaha oh my god.
and stuff so if a zombie apocalypse happens, it would be a formal event.
that thought...I can't seem to find a **** to give...
before, and about how she is quite a smartass (like her mother haha) but this little story truly shows who is the smartass-iest between the two of us:
It's the Christmas season, and we are in the mall (West Edmonton Mall, for those in the know)
She and I are walking past the...
without hurting their feelings: "Well, I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!"
I'll show you I'm better at it.
Let them wonder about you.
that I am pretty much of a smart ***, but only with friends. I like to make puns, use double entendre and make wise cracks to respond to either my friends or to someone speaking on TV. Most people don't appreciate it except on the occasion that I happen to hit the nail right...
He will drag you down and beat you with his experience.
so good, people actually think you're stupid..
and stomach each has a mass of specialized nerve tissue that functions as kind of a tiny brain? My posterior actually has it's own separate cognitive center..
if he could see my boobs, so I sent him a picture of Drake and Josh...
Please hang up and text me.
I'm so sorry--it's Curiosity."
Cat: "Oh my god..."
as you get older. It's natures way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
buy some vodka and have a party!
IN MY YEAR WITH 93% :D
**** yeah! xD
feel about them.
The police call it "indecent exposure" but whatever...
You want to travel, I want you to go.
and will always be a smartass. I got beat for it as a kid, and I see no reason I should stop now. I speak sarcasm as a second language.
that I don't fully understand in an afford to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
in one of my orifices... I knew exactly what he wanted, but I sent him a picture of me with a taco in my mouth.
so much that you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and have them all to yourself?
Well, apparently that is called kidnapping.
I am tempted to put in Pawn.
She had a Social test in school.....one of the questions she didn't know the answer to.
She wrote down 'Jesus' and put beside it (Jesus is always the answer)
She didn't even get half a point!!!
so mad at me when I made a sarcastic comment because she can't differentiate between being serious and joking around 🙄
Kids are being loud he's telling them be quiet I can't hear ****. I said if I put my butthole up to your ear you would.
..and show me your boobs.
when you called. I don't use it for that.