I Am a Smartass

For the epeep ladies...And for Ms.Mary mostly. x p

I  am  a  smart   ass.    Don't  take  nothin  from  nobody. 
Always  have  a  smart  ass   comment   when  needed ...

So....the other day while I was at work, I had a lady intent on arguing with me about which foods will make you cry....

She kept insisting that onions are the only food that make a person cry....

So I threw a coconut at her face...

....but only to a dumbshit.

Someone I know hates it when the boys and I go barefoot, then enter the house. I know... *rolls eyes*
He hates that we like to run around barefoot outside...period.
Well, pffft.... I DON'T CARE!
I went running outside deliberately a...

Tried being a dumbass, didn't take.
And it's just in my nature. I make smartass comments. I have to filter myself at work all the time, and also around family and friends sometimes. But mostly it is part of my charm, or whatever it...

Look!
I'm EPing naked!
OOOOOO.... did I bring up any excitement with that? Oh, wait... maybe that is a loaded question. Dang, so is that statement! Should probably just let it go now. ACK! 
I am probably courting trouble! 
In any...

My a$$ is so smart! *smack*... go donkey! run! See told you! 

I love sarcasm. I have a natural ability to answer in a sarcastic way if I choose. I don't all that often, I don't want to be rude or anti-social or anything. I believe life just gives us countless opportunities everyday to use sarcasm...

Especially if you are an idiot. I will dumb it down for you as much as I can, but there comes a point when I just say the first thing that comes to mind. Usually it is a very smartassed comment. If you aren't at all quick witted, you...

I am a self proclaimed smartass! I can be when it is appropriate. Of course there is a time and place. Some people can deal with it some not really. So sometimes I tend to also be a dumbass! ; )

I don't even need to explain myself on this one. Anybody who's been following me on this site will know I'm a wise crack, not a "know it all" just a harmless silly smart @ss. And I love people who are the same.

Definitely but right now I'm a little slug @zz