I Am A Spelling Nazi

Whenever I point out someones spelling error, I try to do it as nicely as possible. I'm obsessive about it though.  sometimes you'll find a question or answer updated by me several times, and that is because of spelling errors. I also...

Haha, Google Translate is wonderful; that sentance means spelling is important. It's fine every once in a while to spell something wrong or misuse punctuation and such, but when it's constant... Well I just want to shake you until...

alot = a lot (dedicated to MeisterWolf)
wierd = weird
wright = write
storys = stories
relyed = relied (one of mine in a post)
hait = hate
perticular = particular
burgade = brigade
I'll add more later! Add your own in the comments or...

I can't stand it when I misspell something. It's a matter of personal pride for me - English is my second language, and I have devoted the past 5 years of my life studying to be a teacher of English language, a goal I achieved last...

So if you see any misspelled words in my posts, report them to me here!
*Clacks heels*

I ate ow pepz abwuzz da englizh langwuarge itz dizrezpectawble an unzultin innit u nad 2 lurn 2 spelz beter, likez me yah????

Honestly, it makes no difference to me whether or not someone's grammar or spelling is correct. But I turn into a spelling nazi whenever someone, especially someone I don't know, pisses me off just to piss them off.

Mein spelling ist gut!  I'd like to start by saying... everyone... please use 'a lot' instead of 'alot'.  Thank you!!!!