I Am a Stoner

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    Jordynp Jordynp
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jul 8, 2015
    Teamarrow7 Teamarrow7
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jan 16, 2016

    Haha I just got high

    and walked around the mall. That was so fun!! I was just smiling the whole time lol. I was probably freaking some people out haha.
    ACyanideSurprise ACyanideSurprise
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jul 23, 2014
    herbalman420 herbalman420
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 15, 2015

    There is nothing in this world deeper

    than a conversation while stoned.
    NeeverForget NeeverForget
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 10, 2014

    First time I had a dab; I was stuck to the

    floor. -I had 8 bowls & 4 blunts before that dab-. My friend kept telling me to get up and I was like "I can't, the floor.... I'm stuck" 😭😭😭😭
    Sauceydoll Sauceydoll
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 3, 2016

    Sucks because my Fionce hates

    when I smoke. This entire road trip I haven't smoked. And been smelling my G and pre rolled blunts in my bag the entire trip. 💀
    Sauceydoll Sauceydoll
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 3, 2016

    sitting in a room high with my mom

    for the first time. hahahaha
    JohnDoeSa JohnDoeSa
    22-25, M
    1 Response Dec 26, 2015

    Im a lonely stoner.pls dont tell me im the only

    one. I love to smoke with my brother..is that a bad thing? I habe no friends and neither does my brother. We have eachother to depend on.idk if im depressed or just tired all the time. We do everything together. Work out. Smoke everyday.cook.sleep.school. Not sure if good or bad...
    rastacarebear rastacarebear
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Nov 25, 2015
    Brookedrumm Brookedrumm
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Nov 3, 2014
    Kay710 Kay710
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Apr 15, 2015
    Brookedrumm Brookedrumm
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 4, 2014

    I really want this pipe,

    the sad part is it's so beautiful I'd probably never smoke out of it.
    PotPrincess PotPrincess
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Apr 10, 2014
    herbalman420 herbalman420
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 22, 2014
    Sauceydoll Sauceydoll
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 10, 2016

    I love that body high feeling,

    you know. The feeling that your floating or laying on one of those fancy thousand dollar mattresses that you sit on everytime your at sears. It's that perfect pick me up when you have had a long day. And even better right before you go to sleep.
    alexsexyass alexsexyass
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 19, 2014

    Do you ever fill something out

    and one of the questions is "do you smoke?" And you sit there just staring at it for the longest wondering if you should say yes or no. I always think "well I don't smoke cigarettes but I do smoke weed . . . Hmmmm" unless you do smoke cancer sticks then you just fill out yes and...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Mar 19, 2015

    I am a major loner stoner.

    I prefer to smoke alone, or with my own group of choice friends. Cannabis is my medication, my meditation.
    daniellenalani daniellenalani
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Feb 7, 2014

    I am mother of two beautiful girls,

    I run the household and I'm a successful stoner. There's nothing wrong with toking after kids go to bed. It's the same thing as having a glass of wine lol
    RowmanTriad RowmanTriad
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 27, 2016

    They say you don't need drugs to have fun,

    and they're right. You also don't need a car to get around, but it sure ******* helps.
    alexsexyass alexsexyass
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 12, 2014

    What's your preferred method?

    I go blunts all dayyy
    CuriousF420 CuriousF420
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 1, 2015

    sooo studieng stoned.

    .. good idea or not
    JohnDoeSa JohnDoeSa
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Nov 29, 2015
    MellowStoner07 MellowStoner07
    1 Response Nov 4, 2015
    Bigbootyslave Bigbootyslave
    22-25, F
    10 Responses Aug 20, 2014

    Stoner Girl (:

    I Have Been Addicted Ever Since I Was 13 XD My Sisters Boyfriend Interduced It To Me When I Told Him I Was Looking For Something To Take The "Edge" Off. I'll Smoke Anything:Kush, Hydro, Grand Daddy P, Mary Jane, Medical, Skunk, Sour D. Most People Say Im A Poser For Getting Faded...
    JustJessiie JustJessiie
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 24, 2012

    Got stonned during a trip

    and got lost on the way, i went back asking people if they had seen me passing through there
    shyks shyks
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 8, 2016
    elanwm elanwm
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 26, 2015

    Baked off my *** right

    louie101 louie101
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 9, 2014

    I miss smoking all the time.

    Every day all day. It was relaxing. But I'll get back to it one day.
    Lex222 Lex222
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Nov 25, 2015

    Every day ganja smoker.

    Gets me through the day ✌🏽
    UnderThisSkin UnderThisSkin
    Sep 18, 2015

    Bed time blunt from MI hope all of my fellow

    stoners are having an awesome day/night!
    gangstabreath gangstabreath
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Feb 3, 2016

    One time my friend and I left our reggae night

    and we wanted tacos. Munchies were so bad. We were so stoned we ended up walking 15 minutes in circles looking for a taco shop that was right in front of us.
    Sauceydoll Sauceydoll
    18-21, F
    Jan 3, 2016

    Theres a hole in my bowl an i need a nugget to

    plug it 😙💨🍁#nUgLiFe
    Anythinggoes69 Anythinggoes69
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 19, 2014
    MissCaraCarnageTheGamingGambit MissCaraCarnageTheGamingGambit
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Aug 25, 2014

    Cheese Skunk is my ****.

    ... gets me lit...but can still function you know...
    OGeee OGeee
    22-25, M
    Jul 21, 2015

    Weed is like a life with no pain.

    Just peace & happiness Why wouldn't you want it?
    Sauceydoll Sauceydoll
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 8, 2016

    Anyone else a stoner?

    Talk to me.
    BastilleBlue BastilleBlue
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Nov 29, 2015

    Weed is cheap and plentiful here.

    I don't drink but i puff maybe a lil too much
    communismlol communismlol
    16-17, M
    1 Response Apr 1, 2016

    i know i am too young to smoke

    but due to past experiences. i smoke weed about 2 times a week with friends or alone. i love because it makes feel very mellow and i dont think about any of my problems. my ex boyfriend was also a smoker , a stoner so he kinda influenced it greatly . i can do tricks now but i...
    Fample Fample
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jul 13, 2015

    I smoke. It relieves stress,

    it makes me feel good and my creativity is at high. I'm not ashamed, the world would be a better place if everyone took a hit at the same time.
    Val20Pr Val20Pr
    22-25, F
    Mar 18, 2016

    4/20 is coming soon in the US.

    Anyone else like to take a month or two to detox their tolerance so that a good bowl on a special occasion is stronger?
    mydaneisgreat mydaneisgreat
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Feb 23, 2016

    I only have done it 2x lol,

    and after the age of 40.Does that even count? @_@?Bahahahahaha :D
    Lunadelobos Lunadelobos
    1 Response Nov 13, 2015
    LuvableBee101 LuvableBee101
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Feb 9, 2015

    Being high and choosing from the hundreds of,

    millions-of different, sweet, tart, and savoury foods should be an art. I mean seriously when you're sober you know exactly what you want and if you're conflicted you eat... MCDONALD'S (you were thinking it, but I said it. ). Being high makes you savor many more foods, even...
    alexsexyass alexsexyass
    18-21, F
    Nov 12, 2014

    I don't smoke because I need to relieve myself

    from my problems. I don't smoke because I need to feel numb about my mind, body or soul. And I don't smoke because I'm addicted. I smoke because I am genuinely my best when I am. How can I be helpful and honest about sensitive situations when so many influences play part in...
    alexsexyass alexsexyass
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 12, 2014

    I'm about to light it up In my room with my dad

    in the next room when doesn't approve of this.. I'm a bad apple.
    LesbianLovin LesbianLovin
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 7, 2015

    Ugh I'm home now and it's

    so hard to get away and smoke :/ So sad. Anyone up to smoke? Lol.
    beautifulblessedchild beautifulblessedchild
    22-25, F
    4 Responses May 23, 2015
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Dec 16, 2015

    I can do most things better,

    high. Not to mention that I'm happier to do them.
    Wildpurplesky Wildpurplesky
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jan 22, 2016
    kirstinD9491 kirstinD9491
    22-25, F
    Sep 30, 2015

    Very first time I ever smoked weed was

    when I was 14 and my mom handed me the blunts. I out smoked her 😭
    Sauceydoll Sauceydoll
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 3, 2016
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