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I Am A Super Ninja Stalker

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    Ha Ha, I Knew It!

    (an email i decided not to send. let him stalk me here and read it, when he has time. well, not *real* stalking of course) working for your grandfather! see, he looks after you. he sounds like a good man. what's your step uncle like, is he nice too? why not use that awkward...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F Feb 26, 2013

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    You Know You'Ve Sunk To A New Low When...

    when... you create a fake profile specifically to stalk a fake profile you're already using to stalk the person you allege was stalking you. Love your work, Anthony!
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 10, 2013

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    This Is My Kind Of Stalker Group

    Groups for people who have a stalker? They're full of drama queens who take normal activity and label it as stalking, i.e. false allegations of stalking, which is not only tiresome to listen to, but is an insult to true victims of stalking. Groups for people who are actual...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F Jun 17, 2012

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    So Happy To See He'S Doing Well!

    so he's been swamped with work lately, that's great news! now i see why he hasn't had time to stalk me with his fake profiles (or go on **** planet, or do much on youtube, or go on facebook, since i think youtube activity is a fairly reliable marker for his facebook activity...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F Feb 10, 2013

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    You'll Never See Me Stalking You...

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.... Until I pounce!  Comments on all your new stories... comments on your confessions, comments on your blogs! Comments on your comments.... I have stalked some of my friends for years now... .
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 30, 2010

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    One of the best. But

    for the most part retired the cause
    Lthayer2011 Lthayer2011 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 24, 2014

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    No, You Are *not* Going Through Something Similar!

    so i am going to vent here, where i feel it is safe, rather than in a group full of crazy drama queens who are deluded or wish to delude others that they are being stalked. I am more scared of them than actual stalkers! give me a crazy stalker any day. this is to you, sliced...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 18, 2012

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    Oh Dear Gawd, Someone Please Bleach My Eye Balls!

    so i was settling quite nicely into my role as super ninja stalker, actually getting really comfortable. it all started when i decided to google slicedxpaperxwrists, to see if i was missing anything here on experience project - i repeat, here on experience project. so what...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 13, 2012

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    i realized that I always wanted one. Unfortunately, I feel like there is too much to lose if I get involved with one now. I missed my opportunity. If you want to find a stalker...
    ResidentGoddessAstraea ResidentGoddessAstraea 18-21 6 days ago

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    Yes i need all tge super powers . :p
    HeythisisJon HeythisisJon 22-25, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    There's this guy at work and ever since I met him I can't stop thinking about him. He's super sexy, great ***, and just so so sweet and kind of flirty, like he'll say things like...
    Jenny2nb Jenny2nb 26-30, F 1 Response May 6

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    Because there's no experience that says "I am a disco pirate ninja."
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 1

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    Chuck Norris is the reason the ninja turtles hide underground.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I would absolutely love a stalker! I want the attention and dedication they give. It would thrill me to no end! I love to be scared, it turns me on. I want the dozens of emails and...
    Crissyrmadlock Crissyrmadlock 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 24

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    I don't know who my stalkers are but I think somehow Facebook (which I am not on) is responsible for it. I feel accidentally famous and I hate it.
    jjfitz jjfitz 36-40, F May 3

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    I really want to learn what a stalker's inner feelings are. People treat a lot of them like crap and definitely make the situation worse on themselves.
    ResidentGoddessAstraea ResidentGoddessAstraea 18-21 a week ago

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    90% of the time, people create their own stalkers. In SOME of those cases, people made a very, very stupid mistake that is considered by many to be the right course of action. They...
    ResidentGoddessAstraea ResidentGoddessAstraea 18-21 6 days ago

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    Do you think you have stalker here? It looks creepy....
    RedHwaiting RedHwaiting 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Few years ago my life were taken from me by a Mafia Ring. Once they found me again, trying to live about 3 years ago; they started to STALK me. On line Off Line. I have been living...
    kslilacs kslilacs 31-35, F 23 hrs ago

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    I have super strength and super speed. I am also a strong empath . I am hoping to meet superhumans PS.if your super human inbox me.
    guardian20 guardian20 13-15, M May 8

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    Superpro 611S is an universal High Speed IC Chip Device Programmer(48-pin driver), Superpro 611S can work on PC hosted or stand-alone mode, New Superpro 611S improve programming...
    vipprogrammer vipprogrammer 26-30, F Apr 27

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    Yes I do. I always wanted to be a super hero since a little boy and still do. I want to be a super hero with no costume, just looking your average stranger. The super power I want...
    Profweird Profweird 22-25, M Apr 30

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    REAL TALK POWER'S OF ENERGY  GREETINGS!.. Its Me Icey! The Energy Manipulator, How are you all?.. Me? Im Well Thanks..And I've Got so much Stuff to talk to ya'll about! Its not...
    icey1 icey1 22-25, M Apr 25

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    Being able to fly is cool, and telekinesis is pretty beastly, but being able to shape shift would be the best middle ground super power. Being able to mold,control, and change...
    Bashlee Bashlee 18-21, F 8 Responses Apr 26

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    I am looking for people with superhuman abilities or of people whom mentor young people with superhuman abilities please pm me if you or someone you now fits this
    Lilylight Lilylight 13-15 May 9

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    Help me to find out what was it, I’m truly horrified! Two years ago I went to the university. There was a girl. She was kind of strange. In general, she acted normally, and just...
    bethzing0907 bethzing0907 18-21, F 1 Response May 13

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    REAL TALK POWER'S OF ENERGY GREETINGS!.. Its Me Icey! The Energy Manipulator, How are you all?.. Me? Im Well Thanks..And I've Got so much Stuff to talk to ya'll about! Its not...
    icey1 icey1 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 25

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    I am invincible. I cannot get sick or break bones. My skeletal system is stronger than any regular human. I am not super fast or super strong, but I am extremely agile and I can...
    wdunn16 wdunn16 26-30, M May 3

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    Hello, my name is Rachel and I kind of need some help So basically the thing is I always feel like I have.. wings on my back? So uh I was told that it's some sort of phantom...
    lupos lupos 13-15, F 1 Response May 5

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    I was diagnosed bipolar in 2009. It's not all bad; two years ago I became so manic that I crossed the psychotic threshold. One of the hallmark features of this episode was the...
    henrifordham henrifordham 26-30, M 1 Response May 6

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    What am i? Ok so basically when i was 11 i started noticing weird things, Light beams in the sky and could feel if someone was near me. When i was twelve i somehow had a feeling...
    anonerikki anonerikki 16-17, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    What am i? Ok so basically when i was 11 i started noticing weird things, Light beams in the sky and could feel if someone was near me. When i was twelve i somehow had a feeling...
    anonerikki anonerikki 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    I could do with superpowers. The superpower I would like to have is the ability to grow bigger.
    Profweird Profweird 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    I always have. Its like an addiction. But it can be lonely. But I love all things supernatural
    Darkpriest85 Darkpriest85 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 23

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    OMG MY DAY JUST GOT BETTER OMG OMG OMG MY SUPERMAN CAME BACK. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH #connorfranta
    Jurnee16 Jurnee16 16-17, F Apr 23

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    I have had multiple happenings in my life involving abilities. 1st one was in 9th grade, I could make a fold of paper jump up while it was sitting on the table, 2nd was when I...
    overthetop720 overthetop720 22-25, M Apr 25

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    This season has been pretty good but the Mark of Cain has dragged on for too long. It's pretty rough as I believe Sam and Dean should have tried rescuing their brother from the...
    IllusionaryGentleman39 IllusionaryGentleman39 18-21, M May 2

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    join this facebook community! specifically for anyone of the non/supernatural human nature. Meet different kinds of people and hear about meetups happening around the globe! trying...
    argohunter argohunter 18-21, M May 5

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    join this facebook community! specifically for anyone of the non/supernatural human nature. Meet different kinds of people and hear about meetups happening around the globe! trying...
    argohunter argohunter 18-21, M May 5

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    Super and villain. Those words describe me to a tee. My knowledge of the world allows me to bend the rules of reality. Using this to my advantage, I will get rid of all men and...
    ResidentGoddessAstraea ResidentGoddessAstraea 18-21 1 Response May 7

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    I am superhumanly borrrrrrrred
    GEMWASHERE GEMWASHERE 13-15, F May 10

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    anybody else likes Supernatural?
    armywife42 armywife42 18-21, F 4 Responses