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I Am A Super Ninja Stalker

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    One of the best. But

    for the most part retired the cause
    Lthayer2011 Lthayer2011 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    Ha Ha, I Knew It!

    (an email i decided not to send. let him stalk me here and read it, when he has time. well, not *real* stalking of course) working for your grandfather! see, he looks after you. he sounds like a good man. what's your step uncle like, is he nice too? why not use that awkward...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F Feb 26, 2013

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    No, You Are *not* Going Through Something Similar!

    so i am going to vent here, where i feel it is safe, rather than in a group full of crazy drama queens who are deluded or wish to delude others that they are being stalked. I am more scared of them than actual stalkers! give me a crazy stalker any day. this is to you, sliced...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 18, 2012

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    Oh Dear Gawd, Someone Please Bleach My Eye Balls!

    so i was settling quite nicely into my role as super ninja stalker, actually getting really comfortable. it all started when i decided to google slicedxpaperxwrists, to see if i was missing anything here on experience project - i repeat, here on experience project. so what...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 13, 2012

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    This Is My Kind Of Stalker Group

    Groups for people who have a stalker? They're full of drama queens who take normal activity and label it as stalking, i.e. false allegations of stalking, which is not only tiresome to listen to, but is an insult to true victims of stalking. Groups for people who are actual...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F Jun 17, 2012

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    You'll Never See Me Stalking You...

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.... Until I pounce!  Comments on all your new stories... comments on your confessions, comments on your blogs! Comments on your comments.... I have stalked some of my friends for years now... .
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 30, 2010

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    So Happy To See He'S Doing Well!

    so he's been swamped with work lately, that's great news! now i see why he hasn't had time to stalk me with his fake profiles (or go on **** planet, or do much on youtube, or go on facebook, since i think youtube activity is a fairly reliable marker for his facebook activity...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F Feb 10, 2013

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    You Know You'Ve Sunk To A New Low When...

    when... you create a fake profile specifically to stalk a fake profile you're already using to stalk the person you allege was stalking you. Love your work, Anthony!
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 10, 2013

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