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I Am A Super Ninja Stalker

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    One of the best. But

    for the most part retired the cause
    Lthayer2011 Lthayer2011 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    You Know You'Ve Sunk To A New Low When...

    when... you create a fake profile specifically to stalk a fake profile you're already using to stalk the person you allege was stalking you. Love your work, Anthony!
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 10, 2013

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    No, You Are *not* Going Through Something Similar!

    so i am going to vent here, where i feel it is safe, rather than in a group full of crazy drama queens who are deluded or wish to delude others that they are being stalked. I am more scared of them than actual stalkers! give me a crazy stalker any day. this is to you, sliced...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 18, 2012

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    Oh Dear Gawd, Someone Please Bleach My Eye Balls!

    so i was settling quite nicely into my role as super ninja stalker, actually getting really comfortable. it all started when i decided to google slicedxpaperxwrists, to see if i was missing anything here on experience project - i repeat, here on experience project. so what...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 13, 2012

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    This Is My Kind Of Stalker Group

    Groups for people who have a stalker? They're full of drama queens who take normal activity and label it as stalking, i.e. false allegations of stalking, which is not only tiresome to listen to, but is an insult to true victims of stalking. Groups for people who are actual...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F Jun 17, 2012

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    Ha Ha, I Knew It!

    (an email i decided not to send. let him stalk me here and read it, when he has time. well, not *real* stalking of course) working for your grandfather! see, he looks after you. he sounds like a good man. what's your step uncle like, is he nice too? why not use that awkward...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F Feb 26, 2013

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    You'll Never See Me Stalking You...

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.... Until I pounce!  Comments on all your new stories... comments on your confessions, comments on your blogs! Comments on your comments.... I have stalked some of my friends for years now... .
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 30, 2010

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    So Happy To See He'S Doing Well!

    so he's been swamped with work lately, that's great news! now i see why he hasn't had time to stalk me with his fake profiles (or go on **** planet, or do much on youtube, or go on facebook, since i think youtube activity is a fairly reliable marker for his facebook activity...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F Feb 10, 2013

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    Honestly, I don't know why I'm bringing this up; I don't have any meaningful sentiments behind this or think some crazy s*h*i*t like "we should give everyone a second chance...
    rainbowcity rainbowcity 22-25, F Sep 28

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    Honestly, I don't know why I'm bringing this up; I don't have any meaningful sentiments behind this or think some crazy s*h*i*t like "we should give everyone a second chance...
    rainbowcity rainbowcity 22-25, F Sep 28

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    Honestly, I don't know why I'm bringing this up; I don't have any meaningful sentiments behind this or think some crazy s*h*i*t like "we should give everyone a second chance...
    rainbowcity rainbowcity 22-25, F Sep 28

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    Honestly, I don't know why I'm bringing this up; I don't have any meaningful sentiments behind this or think some crazy s*h*i*t like "we should give everyone a second chance...
    rainbowcity rainbowcity 22-25, F Sep 28

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    so before you jump to conclusions, it's a video game set in the Chernobyl Zone of Exclusion. its full of russian, mutants and cheeki breeki! :D and bandits rock <3 only real...
    Tycro Tycro 18-21, T 3 Responses Oct 10

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    Well, I finished Ninja Gaiden Black on Hard, I thoroughly beat Assassins Creed Blackflag and I have played more than my fair share of Star Wars games, so.... close enough.
    HVVENEZIA HVVENEZIA 22-25, M Sep 21

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    Omg yes the older version of the teenage mutant ninja turtles are a lot better then now days.... And yes I'm a fan lol always have been!!
    NativePride33 NativePride33 26-30, F 3 Responses Sep 21

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    Ninja Turtles hide in the sewer because they know Chuck Norris rules the land.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 27

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    I've wanted to be a ninja since like forever. Anyone else as disappointed as I am?
    MrN1ceGuy MrN1ceGuy 22-25, M 2 Responses Oct 6

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    I have a stalker who just attacked me gave me a fractured eye socket :( They are looking for him so currently I am not in the state of where I live and this guy has even figured...
    Rena4 Rena4 31-35, F Sep 21

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    Kitty the food stalker lolol
    Chiscuit Chiscuit 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 26

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    They have caught my stalker :) I am officially going to head home Visiting friends is nice but being home will feel so much better plus I have a brand new alarm system so I get...
    Rena4 Rena4 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 26

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    Can you believe the dumb ******* thought they were gonna get rid of me....by what they do...hacking, camping my home, abuse, phonetapping There all filed in as stalkers a s of...
    alldone51 alldone51 46-50, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    Superheroes and super humans. Superheroes are mutants from another planet. Superhumans are are humans who use objects to save other humans. Me and my sister get in playful...
    CoveringThePain CoveringThePain 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 1

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    Hey guys and gals, I am here to tell you what superpowers I would like to have right now. Now I know this is going to make me look like a weirdo, but I am not shy. I want the...
    T3chmupp3t T3chmupp3t 18-21, M Sep 30

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    This boi right here is My Superman, no one will ever change that. People can stop trying to be him cause it ain't workin. My superman is the only superman, I'm HIS Lois Lane...
    CoveringThePain CoveringThePain 16-17, F Sep 30

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    Match point part 3 Here's the next part of the story sorry for how long it's taking me I'll try and speed it up with the next one. Also their are parts missing but nothing...
    darkwolf19 darkwolf19 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 30

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    It goes much deeper. People are generally only superstitious because they - of course, how could they not? - have some sense of the complexity of lifes interwoven threads which...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M Sep 23

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    I've never met someone who has made me as happy as my superman. He is just so caring and compassionate. Helping me with my loss. Gosh I love him soo much. He really is the best to...
    CoveringThePain CoveringThePain 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 1

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    I really do wish I had some kind of super power or gift. Something to spice up my life and give it more interest. My life is just casual nothing extremely dramatic happens which...
    ScarM3 ScarM3 16-17, F 4 Responses Oct 4

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    All you super natural hunters are fake there are a chance some are real but a very small chance Here are advice for you fake hunters Why do you fake? And trolling is not cool! If...
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 6 Responses Oct 6

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    It is just frustrating they are not in real life. Hey everyone, I am here to tell you what superpower I would like if they were real. This superpower is not what many people would...
    T3chmupp3t T3chmupp3t 18-21, M Oct 9

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    id choose the super power that lets me learn other super powers...i win :P if i cant do that then definitely the ability fly...so i could travel the world
    TheKingWizard TheKingWizard 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 10

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    "Hats on the Bed" There once was a man who let superstition guide him. All of his days were spent headed not towards anything that could lead to good fortune, but rather away from...
    strippingcowboy strippingcowboy 22-25, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I love the supernatural crew <3 probably one of those shows I actually watched from The premiere and never missed an episode . It's just different from other shows in my opinion...
    cdestiel cdestiel 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    if you could be a superhero which serious and not serious batman tell me no if batman knows how to kill every superhero
    joily joily 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    The real superpower is being to endure and be happy during though situations. That's one superpower that many have.
    Avengehisdeath Avengehisdeath 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I love to play Multi battles with my friends in Super Smash Bros Melee. It's one of my favorite games of all times.
    Phoenix27075 Phoenix27075 13-15, M Sep 21

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    What would you do if you were a supernatural princess of your choice and knew a dragon assassin was after you but instead of killing you he protect you instead. What would you do?
    Fittererboy Fittererboy 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 21

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    SUPERNATURAL IS MY THING 😋😊😋😊
    mich1998 mich1998 13-15, F Sep 22

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    Yes I do value & acknowledges criticisms, my boss or supervisor.This help me improved my work performances. Can be positive or negative feedbacks, or some improvements. I continued...
    DiscoNight1970s DiscoNight1970s 46-50, F Sep 23

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    Really excited for Super Smash Bros. 4. Been honing my skills on the demo, too bad my character isn't unlocked!
    Riukkuyo Riukkuyo 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 24

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    I am so excited for season ten of supernatural!!
    Beatrice327 Beatrice327 16-17, F Sep 24

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    This is really hard for me to say but I'm having a personal problem involving superstitions and need help on how to solve them. I know this sounds ludicrous, but in my mind I feel...
    Hi1234554321 Hi1234554321 18-21, M Sep 25

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    This is really hard for me to say but I'm having a personal problem involving superstitions and need help on how to solve them. I know this sounds ludicrous, but in my mind I feel...
    Hi1234554321 Hi1234554321 18-21, M Sep 25

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    Invincibility and super flight I would just fly around the world and stop crimes.... if I get there in time
    thedon21 thedon21 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 27

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    I would teleport or have super speed
    Gian422 Gian422 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 27

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    Teleportation, flight, super speed and strength, too many to choose!
    Nineismyname Nineismyname 18-21, F Sep 27

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    The ability to use pokemon moves in real life how awesome would that be. using aqua jet to whoosh through the sky extreme speed for super speed Thunder punch to paralyse foes and...
    Dynamite500 Dynamite500 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 28

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    If I could choose any superpowers it'd be to shapeshift, be invisible, and to fly.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 28