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I Am A Super Ninja Stalker

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    Ha Ha, I Knew It!

    (an email i decided not to send. let him stalk me here and read it, when he has time. well, not *real* stalking of course) working for your grandfather! see, he looks after you. he sounds like a good man. what's your step uncle like, is he nice too? why not use that awkward...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F Feb 26, 2013

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    So Happy To See He'S Doing Well!

    so he's been swamped with work lately, that's great news! now i see why he hasn't had time to stalk me with his fake profiles (or go on **** planet, or do much on youtube, or go on facebook, since i think youtube activity is a fairly reliable marker for his facebook activity...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F Feb 10, 2013

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    This Is My Kind Of Stalker Group

    Groups for people who have a stalker? They're full of drama queens who take normal activity and label it as stalking, i.e. false allegations of stalking, which is not only tiresome to listen to, but is an insult to true victims of stalking. Groups for people who are actual...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F Jun 17, 2012

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    You Know You'Ve Sunk To A New Low When...

    when... you create a fake profile specifically to stalk a fake profile you're already using to stalk the person you allege was stalking you. Love your work, Anthony!
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 10, 2013

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    You'll Never See Me Stalking You...

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.... Until I pounce!  Comments on all your new stories... comments on your confessions, comments on your blogs! Comments on your comments.... I have stalked some of my friends for years now... .
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 30, 2010

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    Oh Dear Gawd, Someone Please Bleach My Eye Balls!

    so i was settling quite nicely into my role as super ninja stalker, actually getting really comfortable. it all started when i decided to google slicedxpaperxwrists, to see if i was missing anything here on experience project - i repeat, here on experience project. so what...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 13, 2012

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    No, You Are *not* Going Through Something Similar!

    so i am going to vent here, where i feel it is safe, rather than in a group full of crazy drama queens who are deluded or wish to delude others that they are being stalked. I am more scared of them than actual stalkers! give me a crazy stalker any day. this is to you, sliced...
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 18, 2012

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    One of the best. But

    for the most part retired the cause
    Lthayer2011 Lthayer2011 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 24, 2014

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    MariexOkay MariexOkay 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    urdivergent7 and urdivergent8 is his new profile and is always in the range of age 26-30 or 31-35. he is kinda silly for not realising how silly he is. he is using my face as his...
    idkwhatiam idkwhatiam 13-15, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    he obvisloy doesnt know who he is he stole my pics and he is going around with my name and personal information and pretending to be me so ep please help me this guy need jesus and...
    gayboylove gayboylove 18-21, M 15 hrs ago

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    I've always wanted to fly, to be above everything and not worry. I think it would be a great super power to have for both relaxation and an Adrenalin rush ;) plus convenient for...
    JacobSp123 JacobSp123 16-17, T 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    online. my hopes are high enough, but my unsettlement wthin me is great.
    amazedbygrace amazedbygrace 26-30, F 21 hrs ago

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    I have always felt like there is more out there. Something supernatural and out of my control, and yet has an impact on every day life. I know spirits exist and I've come into...
    StrongWeaknesss StrongWeaknesss 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    Who is willing to do so? Please respond.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 days ago

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    Anyone wish to stalk me? :) lol totally into it.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 days ago

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    Here are the Top-10 [in no particular order]: 10 - Laser/Heat Vision I'm always imagining blasting something we pass in the car 9 - Wolverine Claws Because those'r the coolest 8...
    FluttershyLabeouf FluttershyLabeouf 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    Has anyone seen the Supernatural Parody by Hillywood or whatever it's called. It's a Supernatural version to Shake it off. It's funny and the entire season 6, 4, and 5 cast is...
    odessa94 odessa94 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Throughout my lifetime I've thought about various (but not many) different kinds of superpowers I'd like to have. I used to think laser vision would be cool when I was a little kid...
    somniatorlupus somniatorlupus 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I have a super power..we all have super power..super man,spider man,or power ranger we call super people...but i know one thing...from spider man movie.great power comes great...
    haquemasum02 haquemasum02 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    If I could have any super power it would be the power to control time and space. So basically I'd be able to teleport to any location in anytime (walking talking Tardis). I'd also...
    KatLizTrans KatLizTrans 18-21, T 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    If u could have ANY super-powers but only 3 powers what would it 1)telekinetic 2)super-strength 3) flight
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses 5 days ago

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    I wish I had super powers. I would have laser eyes. I would have a powerful right arm that has a machine gun implanted inside my hand. I would have speedy legs that could make me...
    noaht43 noaht43 41-45, T 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Hey! Check out my channel! I review comic movies and comic TV shows! I also talk about other stuff! Here's my most recent video: https://youtu.be/G1e_UXhakvA
    Hello582t Hello582t 18-21, M a week ago

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    When I was 14 years old. Dropping secret notes in my locker. Trespassing inside my classroom to give me a LONG letter without the teacher looking. I never read it. Waiting...
    22Nm 22Nm 22-25, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Now I don't want this to make me seem like I'm weird or something, but ever since I started watching my all time favourite show, Supernatural, I've fallen in love with all things...
    waywardgirl98 waywardgirl98 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I have an ep stalker 😒😒 smh don't you have something better to do?
    Destiel67 Destiel67 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    I am glad that this group already exsists lol it's always fun to have a stalker unless it's a creep. I love my stalker though I may disappoint her at times cuz she always expects...
    PiecingMeBackTogether PiecingMeBackTogether 18-21 2 Responses Aug 19

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    I just recently discovered my power after month of supernatural happening and dreams. I can swallow air, then breathe air into my lungs, and while I am underwater, when I have used...
    overthetop720 overthetop720 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    Do you guys only hunt evil supernaturals that harm people? Or also dragon shifters, Nekos, Werewolves(not lycans), werecats, Angels( people that use wing spells), and everything...
    Diyani0537 Diyani0537 13-15, F 7 Responses Aug 16

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    I got so attached to several staff members of a supermarket.i used to fancy them.it uaed to make shopping bearable, watching their lovely faces and bodies working there. especially...
    Quinky99 Quinky99 36-40, M Aug 16

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    If I could have any superpowers I wanted they would be the ability to transform into anything, super intelligence, mind reading, being able to see the future anytime I want, being...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 16

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    My obsession with Supernatural has gotten so bad that if I see a light flicker or anything like that, I have the urge to scream "get the salt Sam, get the salt!" Lol. I'm also...
    odessa94 odessa94 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    I want superpowers because I can stop villains and bad guys it just sounds so exciting!!!!
    MmEeTtOo MmEeTtOo 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    Conversation: Me: I am a ninja Person: no you're not Me: did you see me do that? Person: do what? Me: exactly.
    AReadingWriter AReadingWriter 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 14

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    If I could have three super powers, they would be the ability to freeze time, teleportation, and invisibility in that order. If I could choose just one it would be to freeze time...
    musicman99 musicman99 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 14

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    It's really starting to creep me out. I blocked her on Facebook (I went to school with her) now she's resorting to Instagram stalking and I swear to god she was on my street when I...
    CaptainBlake CaptainBlake 18-21, F Aug 13

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    I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 12 Responses Aug 13

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    I want the power of superman,flash,shazam and aquaman
    Arnold22 Arnold22 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    do you think crossroad demons like the one off supernatural are real?
    ILoveMadden ILoveMadden 31-35, M 3 Responses Aug 12

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    she's my ex girlfriend, we had a big fight like 3 months I basically saad go **** yourself leave me alone, her and her friends keep harrassing me sent me numerous death threats I'm...
    eatthekids1stplease eatthekids1stplease 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 11

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