I Am a Walking Contradiction

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 510 People

    Who Am I?

    My personality is filled with contradictions, or seems to be. It's hard to point out specifics, but overall I just feel like the things in my mind contradict each other. I sometimes show it, but I don't think it comes out all that much. I could be wrong of course.I am a...
    tortuga2501 tortuga2501
    26-30, M
    Dec 28, 2011

    The Good, the Bad & the Lazy

    God, I'm so frickin' tired of being an idea man who never fricking follows through with his own ideas...I've got a good creative mind, ideas left and right (I mean they say I'm a good designer, and to be a good designer, you have to be able to do this ****) but I never can see my...
    maelstorme maelstorme
    31-35, M
    1 Response Aug 9, 2007

    No, I Don't Have A Split Personality...

    I just have two completely different personalities that coincide within me. =D Figure that one out. I'm Bipolar.... which I figure adds to the situation. Hold your breath some of this is disturbing? I'm a loving and caring person who doesn't like seeing people in pain. I'm...
    newki newki
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 18, 2011

    Quirks

    I hate onions.  But love French onion soup. I like carrots.  I like cake.  I hate carrot cake. I don't cook.  But the Food Network is one of my favorite channels.  (It relaxes me.) I love animals.  But I hate fur/hair. I am a sock...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    13 Responses Nov 29, 2008

    No, I Don'T Lie, Both Is Me

    You know, people commonly are a walking contradiction in their own way. And that's what makes me think that I too is a walking contradiction. Why do I think so? People would say that it maybe called double personality but I don't think it is. Because what I know is, both or maybe...
    Minyaa Minyaa
    16-17
    1 Response Feb 16, 2013

    Lifes a Contradiction

    i cant seem to go through out the day without proving this one thing about me time and time again, i am a walking contradiction, i contradict myself in almost every sentence that comes out from my head to were ever it lands. this is a list, just to make it easier/faster: i...
    haveneverlet haveneverlet
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Jun 23, 2009

    The Pugnacious Pacifist

    Every time I can accurately say something about myself it surprises me. There are so many things about me that contradict, I don't think I truly know myself in my entirety. As the title suggests, I am a pugnacious pacifist. There are many times I'm readily disposed to fight, but...
    philosophicmyth philosophicmyth
    26-30, F
    Oct 17, 2010

    I just took a selfie,

    looked at my body and went.. damn not that bad after all. Then, the self doubt kicks in once again and the contest for the worst thought possible begins.
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 25

    Contradiction

    I'm starting to look deeper inside of me, to get to know the real me better but I just found out that I am a contradiction. My ethnicity does not match my physical appearance. My musical interest don't match what I should like. I hate conflicts but have no trouble starting one. I...
    boriangel101 boriangel101
    18-21, F
    Apr 4, 2012

    It's Hard To Explain.

    I can never explain it when I try to, I can't give examples unless I can point them out during a conversation. It's frustrating when people don't understand. They can't get how horrible it is for me to be two completely different people at once. I scare myself sometimes. I get so...
    NothingButNumbness NothingButNumbness
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 21, 2011

    Non-sense

    I am constantly changing my opinions. From night to day. And they are of extremes. I like, then I dislike. I say, then I contradict. But it is never a lie. Never.
    ironie ironie
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Aug 20, 2008

    I have psychotic depression,

    part of which gives me gut-wrenching lows, and then I have ADHD, which gives me dizzying highs... I care about my friends, and want no harm to come to them, then I fall into a depression, and wish nothing but death to descend unto the Earth...
    WatchOutItsKyle WatchOutItsKyle
    18-21, M
    Feb 5, 2014

    I'm also a contradiction in myself.

    I rant about being tough and taking care of myself, but then talk about being a submissive. Let me explain. When I'm on my own, I do take care of myself and I'm damn proud of that. Submission is a gift, in my opinion. And when I find a man worthy of that gift from me, I give...
    Sunflower96 Sunflower96
    18-21, F
    Oct 1, 2014

    My Thoughts

    Contradiction is part of being human, the only way to avoid being walking contradiction would be to deny the pieces of myself that don't fit nicely into the designated slots someone else believes they should. On the other hand when they fit they fit and there's no reason to...
    Powderblue Powderblue
    36-40, F
    Jun 3, 2011

    But I Don't Know Myself Well Enough to Know For Sure :p

    I have a Masters degree, yet I know nothing. I will tell people anything they ask me outright, but will try to hide as much about me as possible day-to-day (one of my reasons for joining EP; to be honest with myself so I can be honest with others!) I love animals but I'm...
    liquoricelady liquoricelady
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jun 1, 2008

    Okay So Look

    My mind is full of conflicting thoughts!It takes beyond years and huge amounts of time to even understand me in one least bit.I am a walking contradiction, there are two sides of me, one that believes in certain things the other does not. I am not a two-faced personality, for...
    WiltingBlossom WiltingBlossom
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Dec 18, 2010

    Contradictions Seem to Be My Thing

    I don't approve of dating your best friends ex and yet im doing it. I hate people that lie for no reason and yet i do it. I am a romantic that doesnt beleive in true love or monogomy. I have trust issues and yet i hate it when people don't trust me.
    CyanideKisses CyanideKisses
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 1, 2009

    Hmmm...

    It happens the more I learn. :D
    Icansee Icansee
    18-21, M
    Jul 19, 2010

    Mix Up

    I am a walking contradiction. I classify myself as professional gangster hippie head banging artist. I have a professional job as a civillian for the military but I dress in baggy pants with dress button-up shirts, I have jungle fever and am married to black woman but grew up in...
    porterhousesteak porterhousesteak
    22-25, M
    Sep 23, 2011

    I'm lazy but hyper. I'm thin

    but I weigh a lot . I'm kinda country(ghetto) but I grew up in the suburbs(blame public school) . I'm social but I'm shy. I don't date anymore..never really did but I've always been called a player. I'm in cosmetology but i hate doing hair. and the list goes on
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies
    18-21, F
    Oct 2, 2014

    FOR AUCTION hard working,

    well employed, honest multitasking woman/wife. Educated. Interested in hunting, many sports and even sex. Also interested in hiking, camping, outdoor activities, traveling and intellectual conversation. Appreciates refined literature and art. Has an interest in history...
    NotSoPerfect777 NotSoPerfect777
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Aug 12, 2015

    Superstar

    Open minded is my spin on it.  Just never know which mood/personality will greet me in the morning.  From there,  I love the fact that I can change my mind, in a second.  Freedom!  I do what I want to do, when I want to do it.  I...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Jul 22, 2008

    Starvation...

    I strive for something more. I feel like I'm constantly being held back and I'm so tired of people sometimes I just want to slap someone. I'm tired of people, yet I crave company. I am a contradiction of my own being. I sometimes feel so confident yet I'm always confused. I'm...
    kittysoftpaws kittysoftpaws
    36-40, F
    May 7, 2013

    Despair - loss of hope; hoplessnesss.

    Contradiction - a statement or proposition the contradicts itself and is logically incongruous. ~It seems as if throughout what has been my existence so far, despair has always followed me. Sometimes I feel as if I'm drawn towards despair; that it's something I need. This...
    lukapyon03 lukapyon03
    18-21, F
    May 14, 2015

    I Am Me?

    To a passerby, it may seem like I'm constantly contradicting myself.  I may be actually, but only because no words could ever describe how i perceive the world.  Sometimes, Our inner-most contradictions are just our special blend of life coming to the surface.
    intothewoods intothewoods
    26-30
    Aug 12, 2008

    This Is Why I'm So Complicated..

    i'm more serious than a lot of people..yet i laugh at anything my friends say i'm a pretty deep person in a lot of ways..yet i'm shallow when it comes to guys i'm lazy yet not apathetic easygoing but opinionated drunk but sober care too much what others think yet not afraid...
    xxstarchildxx xxstarchildxx
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 18, 2007

    I love being spoken to like a child,

    but I hate being talked down to. I'm not an idiot, I'm a child.
    indecisivewitch indecisivewitch
    18-21, F
    Mar 4, 2015

    I adore and love people based on look

    and the next second I dislike them because I feel uncomfortable around them. Sometimes I feel like I'm suffocating being around them it's a panic attack, I'd get so furious at this lack of control then I want to hurt somebody. If you're in a position where you're close to me and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 20, 2014

    I just am because my emotions dictates my

    perception. One second I'd think everyone is better than me and I'm the pest. Then I'd get angry and think they're so close minded for not accepting me and they deserve to perish they're mean and cruel.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 8, 2014

    Not to Huge

    I want to be strong and preach so much about all the things i want in my life ... then  i make no moves to bring them to life .. i want to find a way to do it ..... i also preach about how no man is gonna rule my world and yet i tend to let them do it .... im tired of being...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme
    26-30, F
    Dec 28, 2007

    Where To Start...

    Oh man where to start with this topic... Lets see, well I constantly contradict myself in many ways. I say I love to be alone, which i do, but i'm lonely. I like going to the beach, but i don't like taking my clothes off for it. I live for my friends, but i don't have many. I...
    AnotherSadStory AnotherSadStory
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 11, 2012

    I always judge people

    for doing things. Then I go and and do the same things. I'm thin, but I'm fat. I'm tall, but I'm short. I love knowledge, yet I know nothing. I sometimes dress all in black - a little bit gothic - I guess. Yet, I'm a book worm. Equally, I sometimes dress like a tomboy/nerd, and...
    maiomeN maiomeN
    18-21, F
    Oct 26, 2014
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