I Am a Weirdo

I'm a weirdo, you're a weirdo, heck we're all freaks! 1,689 People

    I prefer public speaking in front of a large

    audience to private speaking in front of a small group of people.
    Kingshelman Kingshelman
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Jun 18, 2015
    Jamal1986 Jamal1986
    26-30, M
    Mar 12

    It'll only be uncomfortable

    for a moment. Hold still. Squirming will only make it worse. *hugs you* It'll be so bittersweet if I actually weirded anyone out with this post.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 14, 2015

    I randomly tensed up around guys

    and i don't have close guy friends.I am only okay around girls.Things gone awkward when I am walking with my friend who is super friendly regardless guy or girl as they'll go "Hi,..(friend's name)" me:*awkward* Everyone seems okay except me *facepalm* I don't know I just feel...
    littlepegasus98 littlepegasus98
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 22, 2015

    *static appears on your screen

    and you see me tapping on the screen* Two. Two. Is this thing on!? See what happens when Fairies eat too many Krabby Patties? They create magical gas. Who would have guessed? Just perfect for the creation of my VAST ARMY OF EVIL TOYS!!!!! Powered by Ghost Energy, my evil army...
    EternalLuckyGuy EternalLuckyGuy
    13-15, M
    1 Response Dec 1, 2015

    I get cuteness overload the reason probably be

    really weird because I am a eccentric person. I think it's so cute because I saw a little gas welder probably a baby sized one that someone could carried it with one hand, I somewhat cried myself out
    ErbiumbInTheEr ErbiumbInTheEr
    16-17, F
    Apr 7

    Im a girl and I have tried to pee standing up I

    have tried by using paper towel/toilet paper tubes and have even tried just spreading my legs apart
    someone2017 someone2017
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Feb 2

    i have an imaginary girlfriend.

    every day i write in a little black notebook details about her and things i love about her, i hope nobody who knows me ever finds out
    forevaaloneeee forevaaloneeee
    22-25, M
    Mar 3
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 23, 2015

    If you we're to be either a **** star

    or a ******** what would you be? I would totally be a **** star lmao. Like if my career doesn't work out and all my backup plans fail (I have a lot of backup plans lol) I would probably be a **** star. They get paid a lot. Jkjk cuz I wouldn't want videos of me having...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Aug 4, 2015

    Being normal is so overrated.

    ...being not my myself was a big freaken mistake in the past Now I'm my weirdo self and I like it and so do other people....well some haters ganna hate lol I want you to find yourself before you lose yourself...trust me don't become something or someone your not Let people see...
    Gigilovespurple Gigilovespurple
    13-15, F
    Nov 12, 2015

    I am such a weirdo when it comes to online

    communications. I don't hate it, it freaks me out, I am sure I am suffering from a problem. When I try to do a recording for someone, I get so nervous and freaked out that my voice somehow almost disappears... is this a panic attack? I am sure this must have a name! Today...
    MissGaga MissGaga
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Sep 20, 2015
    rastrovanlis rastrovanlis
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Dec 5, 2015

    A Weird Soul ...

    This is my first story on EP friends :)... My English is not good , therefore friends ignore ,if i am grammatically wrong any where. I really don't know what i want to become and what i want to do in my life , but one thing is sure , i want ultimate ecstasy . I don't know from...
    Lauv Lauv
    22-25, M
    8 Responses Jul 11, 2012

    I like taking a big bite out of my friends they

    are like jelly beans to me. I guess I am too hard for them to bite on and I do bite my friends taste good yummmm
    ErbiumbInTheEr ErbiumbInTheEr
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 18, 2015

    When I like someone, I create our characters in

    the Sims to imagine a life together with that person. Kill mee, I'm pathetic lol
    tasjapazza tasjapazza
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jan 4

    Aren't we all? I mean

    who the hell is normal? Where is this supposed normal standard coming from? Why am I talking to myself here? I guess because I am a weirdo.
    TheMythicalCreature TheMythicalCreature
    36-40, F
    Mar 28

    My mind is the deepest crevice

    that you cannot escape from, it ends other's sanity by teaching them my moralities... I am the end! Ps, IDK what I wrote
    signedCentaur signedCentaur
    16-17, M
    Nov 30, 2015

    Like my tongue piercing?

    You don't? Well cry me a river
    FadedAwayForever FadedAwayForever
    18-21, M
    Feb 22

    anyway, the girls in my class are getting

    really weird like on Tuesday a girl opened my hands' uniform sleeves and asked me about my cutting scars so I said that they are right infront of you then asked me for the rest of them and my new scars then I told her that the other healed and I stopped cutting from weeks, then...
    Silentsuffer Silentsuffer
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Mar 21, 2015

    People there's a word that's haunted me

    since I was a little girl and that's "weird" I'm a weirdo -.- I'm bizarre ... I wish I could be normal but that's just not me... sure people will say no one knows what normal is but everyone seems to agree that I am not normal. Racial slurs and other words don't cut me as...
    MissLorii MissLorii
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Apr 19, 2014

    Weirdo of the day washing hobos with olive

    oil is like a swamp giving birth to mermaids.
    ZardaF5 ZardaF5
    26-30, M
    Oct 28, 2015

    yupo ...pretty much sums it up haha .

    ..but all the best people are weirdos....lol
    nessa4ever nessa4ever
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Apr 9, 2014

    I am weird, I act weird

    and I look weird. I am so socially awkward and anxious that it hurts. Mostly it's fun to be different, the lives of other, "normal", people bore me. But then again, there are those times that I would give anything to be one of them. To be able to go out, hang out with some...
    weirdcharlie weirdcharlie
    18-21, T
    1 Response Aug 26, 2015

    Another story of my life I shall tell.

    Tis of friendship and- *bursts out laughing* I'm just screwing with y'all, just a thing that happened last winter Me: *kicks the door to my room with snacks in hand and with my three friends Alejandro, Bruce and Arianna inside* -ON A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEEEEEEEIGGGGGGHHHHH...
    EternalLuckyGuy EternalLuckyGuy
    13-15, M
    Dec 21, 2015

    Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms,

    I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators...
    mstv1112 mstv1112
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 30, 2014

    Everyone is special in their own way.

    Some people don't think they are. As a result they don't fully achieve their potential. Every day is a new chance to change someone's life positively. Everyone has inner beauty in them they need to let shine. But no matter what anyone says, be true to yourself. Fulfill what you...
    FieryWolf FieryWolf
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 25

    The weirdest things freak me out.

    For example: I have been cooking for oh...at least 30 years now, and I STILL can't stand to touch ground beef. It's so gross. Ugh. Now, I've been a mom for over 22 years, so it's safe to say I've had some rather 'undesirable' substances on my hands, getting under my...
    NotHisBabydoll NotHisBabydoll
    46-50, F
    4 Responses May 14, 2014

    I'm that friend who is really quiet at first

    but once you get to know me, I never shut up. My friends hate how random I can be sometimes but that's just me! I can't help it.
    GreenEyess GreenEyess
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 21, 2015

    I would like to meet someone

    who like me because im weird T.T waaah it would be so great. Where are the weirdo lovers? XD
    Saya024 Saya024
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Feb 29
    FoxFan64 FoxFan64
    16-17, M
    1 Response Nov 10, 2015

    Bona Fide Weirdo Here

    Yep, I'm just your friendly neighborhood weirdo. I'm interested in a wide variety of strange, arcane things that no one cares about. I become fascinated with simple things that most people are too busy to notice. I love quiet and solitude. I hate my cell phone. I have a...
    Nyxie Nyxie
    51-55, F
    119 Responses Sep 11, 2008

    this happen at my friends party.

    actually it was his birthday party. I knew I screwed up when I showed up at his house because.....well I told Chris that I was gonna bring mike over. and Chris blinked and he froze like a cereal box, then he responded " did you know mike and Aurdy was talking cr@p to me right...
    ZardaF5 ZardaF5
    26-30, M
    Oct 27, 2015

    I'm that smudge on your white shirt.

    I just dont belong, I'm a stain everyone wants to wipe away. Weird can't even begin to describe me. I'm that grass in the field of flowers, you just wanna pull it out from the earth, let it dry up and burn it. I am so weird, I trip myself out. Can no longer stand me, gotta chop...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 19, 2015
    AnguishedKid AnguishedKid
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 4

    And I'm proud of it. Because "normal" is wayyy

    too mainstream. I like to disturb people, for it is funny to see their faces after I told nonsense :)
    AlaRubra AlaRubra
    16-17, T
    Aug 21, 2015
    RyRyOfAwesomeness RyRyOfAwesomeness
    16-17, M
    1 Response Aug 25, 2015

    I like to poke people

    when I get bored, they always look at me like I'm crazy! I love it! :)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 1

    That moment when you badly want to see him

    and wish that, that person is right beside you.. And you've been thinking about him lately but you know that you and him could never happen. Ugh. Sounds crazy but I don't care. I feel like my effort is wasted. My effort to send him a message and why am I even thinking to write...
    ThisDame ThisDame
    13-15, F
    Dec 20, 2015
    mstv1112 mstv1112
    18-21, F
    Dec 1, 2014
    xkmb xkmb
    56-60
    Nov 26, 2015

    Really hate having typos

    and grammatical errors whenever I send messages or post an experience/status. And it kinda gets into my nerves when you couldn't even take it back and erase it once it's already have been posted or sent. Ugh. Weird, right? Yeah, yeah. That's why I wrote this here. Does somebody...
    ThisDame ThisDame
    13-15, F
    Dec 11, 2015

    Whenever the pizza guy comes to deliver pizza

    and the door's wide open, I act like a total phony. Like I know my stuff, and school's BOR-ing, and "Ugh, homework." :/ But hey, that's just me, I guess.
    mmmchocolate mmmchocolate
    13-15, F
    Aug 14, 2014

    My best friend Josh and I were riding a

    rollercoaster with a camera and I posed of the camera by rubbing my ℵї℘ρʟεṧ (thankfully with my shirt on) and we then realized there was a little kid and his mom sitting behind us. I felt so bad, but so good.
    GavinTV GavinTV
    16-17, M
    Oct 23, 2015

    My friend asked me for a piece of gum today

    and I said no. So she yells "I'LL GIVE YOU BUTT TOUCHES!!" And I very dramatically go along with it and hand her a piece and yell "WELL BEND OVER!" Not only does everyone in class turn around but a janitor sticks his head in the door just to give a 'TF? Face' Needless to say...
    xXFlawedAngelXx xXFlawedAngelXx
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Oct 30, 2014

    I'm not saying being weird is bad.

    In fact, it's the opposite. Because being normal is boring. I went to school in a purple sweater that had orange horns on the hood and orange wings on the back. I went out wearing white cats ears on more then one occasion. And one of my favorite things ever is a video game about...
    OperaFantasma OperaFantasma
    13-15, F
    Jan 4

    Me: Wanna watch a horror movie?

    Friend: Ya sure (After the movie) Me: Wanna walk me to the bathroom?
    ThatGuyUndertheTree ThatGuyUndertheTree
    18-21, M
    1 Response Dec 10, 2015
    TheHonorableOutcast TheHonorableOutcast
    16-17, M
    1 Response Aug 4, 2015

    ahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah I'm a weirdo, SO?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 23, 2015

    I don't like hearing the microwave beep

    so I always open the door when there's one second left :)
    Errrcalynn Errrcalynn
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jan 11, 2014

    The last time I saw a paper boy.

    I use to have my very own place for the first after highschool. I was standing outside wath a cup of coffee with a banana sticking out.....makes a perfect creamer! And I saw paper boy throwing news papers on our property. something was popcorns my thoughts. as I was thinking...
    ZardaF5 ZardaF5
    26-30, M
    Oct 27, 2015

    I am weird, W.E.I.R.D.

    (wonderful, exciting, individual, rad, differential) because . . . 4. I have never gotten angry 7. I hate chocolate, but I can handle a little bit 2. I call the middle of the room the corner, and the corner the middle of the room 5. My eyes change colors 1. I am psychic...
    FieryWolf FieryWolf
    16-17, F
    1 Response Feb 6
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