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I Am Absent Minded

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    I Am.

    I am...... ?? what was I saying?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 14, 2013

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    I was eating waffles

    and when I finished I went down stairs to the fridge and started looking for my waffles again I started yelling at everyone looking for my waffles I even turned on my dog and it took twenty minutes of everyone staring at me to realize I literally just ate themπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    spanishcowboys4eva spanishcowboys4eva 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 10, 2014

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    I search for the remote getting p.

    issed being forced to watch NTSF:SD:SUV. I look in the office, the kitchen, the billiard, the study, the observatory...Finally I come back to the living room and watch some of it. "Santa next time you give head be sure to finish the job!" lol I start enjoying in...then I'm like...
    Pride49 Pride49 22-25, M 1 Response May 12, 2015

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    I Am Very Absent Minded Or Just Forgetful.

    I am very absent minded, I always have been. I am not very smart at all, being absent minded didn't help. I just can't concentrate on too many things at once and i forget what i have just learnt. I hate planning, i have to go with the flow. Talk to me and seconds later i have...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Mar 25, 2012

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    Just Like Paatos Said In That Beautiful Song

    What if I told you that my happiness is depending on you? That all my fortune is asleep inside of your hands Would you believe me if I showed you my true intensions? Would you still look at me with an all sincere smile? Is there a place for me without you? Please tell me that it...
    loveisabitch loveisabitch 22-25, F Sep 7, 2011

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    The Lights Are On No Ones Home

    my absent mindedness is mainly down to my disability. however there are times i astound myself. the phrase if my head wasn't screwed on i wouldn't know where it is is apt. cant believe it Ive actually forgot what i was going to type. back soon . i think.
    hardcor364 hardcor364 70+, M 1 Response Jul 13, 2012

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    Letter

    I went out to post a letter. When I got home, I still had the letter. I went to get my hair cut. When they were finished I realized I'd come out without any money. I had to go to my bank. When I got into town I had trouble finding the bank. I went to fill up my car with petrol...
    MrNewton MrNewton 46-50, M 5 Responses Sep 18, 2009

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    I can never think of anything to say cause I

    keep getting distracted by something For example: Me: hey what's up dude? Other person: nothing much, how are you? Me: I'm doing ok... (Notices something weird across the street) Other person: what you doing? Me: I don't remember but there's a guy over there walking in circles...
    ThatGuyUndertheTree ThatGuyUndertheTree 18-21, M Dec 10, 2015

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    I Am?

       I guess I must be because I don't even remember joining this group. Wow...... That would explain a whole lot.... I mean no wonder I can't find "Myself"... I can't remember where I put her!!!       WynHaven
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 14, 2009

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    If There Was One Thing I Could Change About Myself It Would Be...

    ...the fact that I am absent minded. Maybe I was never suppose to own any posessions, I lose things all the time.  The saying "if she didn't have her head screwed on she'd lose that too" sums me up in a nut shell.  I wonder if that is any evolutionary...
    wildernessgirl wildernessgirl 36-40 3 Responses Mar 27, 2010

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    I Have No Idea

    i think i am absent minded, but i can not remember if i am, sorry couldn't resist. i suffer from disassociation, and absences, i cannot remember names even if they have just told me. i will find a cup of coffee made and have no idea i did it. i will look for my wallet that is...
    hardcor364 hardcor364 70+, M Oct 17, 2013

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    Stuck in a world created by feelings and thoughts that live. These steps I once took on this earth, this realm, now unfamiliar dark having no volume to which internally I seek...
    Jusslogiq Jusslogiq 22-25, M 1 hr ago

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    So, I'm starting a relationship with someone I've known off and on for about 15 years. It's all been online....but, we've helped each other through a lot. I'm a little weary about...
    xTenderHeartx xTenderHeartx 36-40, F 8 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    Evidently this place is full of them. I like asking what society (and EP censorship) considers "controversial" questions. I ponder and ponder on why some issues are so "offensive...
    TheSaintWhoSins TheSaintWhoSins 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    You are 90% dirty minded!!!!!!! You are a sick minded freak, like me! You point out everything that sounds even the littlest bit wrong, you might get annoying when ppl talk 2 u...
    sandyluvs sandyluvs 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I am here to make open minded friends
    yeswecanchat yeswecanchat 56-60, M a week ago

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    ...i want to be here for you and share the details of our lives. i am interested in you and would like to get to know you. i am married, but need girlfriends in my life. i have...
    coffeeonice coffeeonice 31-35, F Feb 5

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    Can true open mindedness exist? If it did would that mean you'd have to have no opinion about anything. Or can open mindedness mean that you don't judge people under any...
    Nadiiaa Nadiiaa 18-21, F 9 Responses Feb 4

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    Me too I'm also discuss it with the other extreme no moral compass but being open-minded we just have to be excepting you don't have to partake in other beliefs
    sirnatural sirnatural 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 3

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    meeting a like minded person can be exciting.. having some commonalities with them, chatting with them and having deep conversations... it can be exciting.. and when they have...
    Darasi Darasi 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 3

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    Yesterday at work a guy came in walked up to the counter and said "no matter how much you want to be a boy The Lord will know the truth you can't change genetics ******* trans...
    kayla55815 kayla55815 18-21, T Feb 3

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    i am an atheist person!!!!
    sidqwerty sidqwerty 22-25, M 5 Responses Feb 3

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    I'm a 15 year old sissyboy who secretly wears his 17 year old sisters bra panties bikini lingirie tights leggings dresses skirts tank tops gowns heels lipstick skinny jeans heels...
    sissyboyteen sissyboyteen 13-15, M 2 Responses Feb 3

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    As long as it does not involve cheating, or treating people like things.
    RisingPhoenix54 RisingPhoenix54 56-60 Feb 3

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    "Oh you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it in! I moved it slowly--very, very slowly, so that I might not disturb the old man's sleep." -Edgar Allan Poe, The Tell...
    mattinsula mattinsula 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 1

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    Do you Confront people who Lie to you ???
    CODECRACKER2014 CODECRACKER2014 41-45, M Jan 31

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    I want to do a rp about two male best friends that are both married, who find comfort in each other after their wives keeping them apart for so long. they go out for a beer and get...
    luv2pee23 luv2pee23 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 31

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    I have a few secrets that would probably make most people turn their backs on me
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jan 31

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    I'm free like my hair πŸ˜‚ Things have gotten way better and I haven't been on EP for a while haha not that I'm famous here! This place is perfect for me!
    ShaneelNeedsFriends ShaneelNeedsFriends 16-17, M Jan 31

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    Anyome up for chatting and getting to know eachother?
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 31

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    I hate talking to close minded people. the dude I used to like was so close minded and it made me so annoyed how he would call people sinners and say I was too liberal like it was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jan 30

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    No open minded people on here just a bunch of censors and prudes! Adults by allowed!
    magic7 magic7 61-65, M 5 Responses Jan 30

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    One of my favorite forms of relaxation is meditating in front of my altar at home. When I'm home, I'm already nude, but if I wasn't a nudist I would still be sure to be clothesfree...
    da426cs da426cs 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 30

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    I had A dream last night that i eat out one of my best friends. And i really liked it. Its funny she had the same dream about me last week.
    KateTheStraightedge KateTheStraightedge 18-21, F 11 Responses Jan 29

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    No offense to older people I know they aren't all like this but the people on this website who judge me the most are older like 60+. If I'm not rude to you there is no reason for...
    awaywego4 awaywego4 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 28

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    How are you all ep peeps doing today ???? Let's chat about our friendship or future friendship lol
    riderz4christ riderz4christ 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 28

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    I work in a church. My coworkers are some of the closed-minded, judgement, rude people you would want to meet. It makes me sad.
    catlady25612 catlady25612 41-45, F 10 Responses Jan 28

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    I'm a nudist, and one of my favorite places to be naked is out in the woods or a forest. When I go to my local nudist club/campground, I always take advantage of the trails that...
    da426cs da426cs 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    They might as well just fade quietly into obscurity. Love a wacky outlook on things
    RagnarLothbrok RagnarLothbrok 31-35 Jan 28

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    Before you judge others make sure that you are perfect. But since you judge others, even though you can not know everything about their lives, you can not be perfect.
    ReflectivMind ReflectivMind 31-35 1 Response Jan 26

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    A photo of the biggest hero in Vietnam war:
    DragoSeksi DragoSeksi 26-30, M Jan 26

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