I Am Absent Minded

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    I search for the remote getting p.

    issed being forced to watch NTSF:SD:SUV. I look in the office, the kitchen, the billiard, the study, the observatory...Finally I come back to the living room and watch some of it. "Santa next time you give head be sure to finish the job!" lol I start enjoying in...then I'm like...
    Pride49 Pride49
    22-25, M
    1 Response May 12, 2015

    I can never think of anything to say cause I

    keep getting distracted by something For example: Me: hey what's up dude? Other person: nothing much, how are you? Me: I'm doing ok... (Notices something weird across the street) Other person: what you doing? Me: I don't remember but there's a guy over there walking in circles...
    ThatGuyUndertheTree ThatGuyUndertheTree
    18-21, M
    Dec 10, 2015

    Just Like Paatos Said In That Beautiful Song

    What if I told you that my happiness is depending on you? That all my fortune is asleep inside of your hands Would you believe me if I showed you my true intensions? Would you still look at me with an all sincere smile? Is there a place for me without you? Please tell me that it...
    loveisabitch loveisabitch
    22-25, F
    Sep 7, 2011

    Letter

    I went out to post a letter. When I got home, I still had the letter. I went to get my hair cut. When they were finished I realized I'd come out without any money. I had to go to my bank. When I got into town I had trouble finding the bank. I went to fill up my car with petrol...
    MrNewton MrNewton
    46-50, M
    5 Responses Sep 18, 2009

    The Lights Are On No Ones Home

    my absent mindedness is mainly down to my disability. however there are times i astound myself. the phrase if my head wasn't screwed on i wouldn't know where it is is apt. cant believe it Ive actually forgot what i was going to type. back soon . i think.
    hardcor364 hardcor364
    70+, M
    1 Response Jul 13, 2012

    I Am?

       I guess I must be because I don't even remember joining this group. Wow...... That would explain a whole lot.... I mean no wonder I can't find "Myself"... I can't remember where I put her!!!       WynHaven
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 14, 2009

    I was eating waffles

    and when I finished I went down stairs to the fridge and started looking for my waffles again I started yelling at everyone looking for my waffles I even turned on my dog and it took twenty minutes of everyone staring at me to realize I literally just ate themπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    spanishcowboys4eva spanishcowboys4eva
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 10, 2014

    I Am Very Absent Minded Or Just Forgetful.

    I am very absent minded, I always have been. I am not very smart at all, being absent minded didn't help. I just can't concentrate on too many things at once and i forget what i have just learnt. I hate planning, i have to go with the flow. Talk to me and seconds later i have...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 25, 2012

    If There Was One Thing I Could Change About Myself It Would Be...

    ...the fact that I am absent minded. Maybe I was never suppose to own any posessions, I lose things all the time.  The saying "if she didn't have her head screwed on she'd lose that too" sums me up in a nut shell.  I wonder if that is any evolutionary...
    wildernessgirl wildernessgirl
    36-40
    3 Responses Mar 27, 2010

    I don't whats wrong with me.

    I make mistakes that could get people killed...I guess my worry and anxiety and eagerness to fix everything that is wrong in my life is harming me more than helping. I have made seriously bad mistakes that have cost me so much. I made a mistake tonight that could've gotten...
    Jason947 Jason947
    18-21, M
    Feb 26

    I Have No Idea

    i think i am absent minded, but i can not remember if i am, sorry couldn't resist. i suffer from disassociation, and absences, i cannot remember names even if they have just told me. i will find a cup of coffee made and have no idea i did it. i will look for my wallet that is...
    hardcor364 hardcor364
    70+, M
    Oct 17, 2013

    I Am.

    I am...... ?? what was I saying?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 14, 2013

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