I Am Accident Prone

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    My body collects bruises.

    This is merely one of many currently colouring my pale flesh.
    merrygentry merrygentry
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 18, 2014


    ...I feel like it wasn't an accident! Something is out to get me! Thank God for my amazingly talented guardian angels or I might have gone home before my job is done here! I have more little scars on my body than you would believe, had 9 broken bones, nearly drowned twice...
    VincentValentine VincentValentine
    31-35, M
    1 Response Sep 4, 2009

    I hit a fence while skydiving,

    so yeah.. I am a bit accident prone.
    aaronfunn aaronfunn
    41-45, M
    Jan 15, 2016

    When I was in 10th grade,

    I fell flat on my face three times in a two month time period. All of which occurred while I was running down my hill to my bus stop. I broke the frame of my glasses the first two times (both of those times my dad super glued the broken part of the frame back together) and the...
    SugarMapleWings SugarMapleWings
    22-25, F
    Jan 14, 2016

    Please relax for I am

    but a single man
    TheAvenue TheAvenue
    18-21, M
    Feb 9, 2016

    This actually happened to me last year,

    i was walking with one of my friends to the canteen, and there was this gutter drainage with bars, so people passing wouldn't fall, and you know what happened, of course i fell and my friend just kept laughing, but what was more embarrassing, was that classes just ended, so many...
    chucku45 chucku45
    18-21, F
    Oct 10, 2014

    I'm doing a great job over here.

    Sliced my finger again (twice in a week, different finger last time), got water on my phone (not the first time that's happened), and now managed to break a wine glass (because dishes were not enough). Ok, I am done for a while, lol.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 21, 2016

    Yet again at the doctor following up.

    .. from a fall and twisted ankle. I have been hit by a car (when I was 5), broken my back from cliff jumping (trying to be adventurous). I've been hit by a car driven by a thief in a police chase, which gave me a head concussion (a whole night with memory loss), I have broken 6...
    deleted deleted
    Jan 14, 2016

    Cut my finger on the sawtooth thingy

    that you use to tear tinfoil off the roll. Who would have thought such a small cut could be so painful :P
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    Jan 8, 2016

    All The Damn Time

    I have fallen into a pool eleven times in the last three years. On none of these occasions was I remotely drunk, or tired, or anything. I've also tripped over my own feet while climbing an escalator (sliding halfway back down again), fallen out of trees, punched my ex in the face...
    ASwirlySamba ASwirlySamba
    26-30, F
    Jun 6, 2013

    Yes I Am Accident Prone

    Yes, sadly enough, I am very very accident prone.... Most people who know me know me as the clumsy one... :(   Weather it is running into inanimate objects on a almost daily basis, slipping and falling on my bum, accidently cutting myself, burning myself on the...
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    1 Response Apr 9, 2009
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