I Am Accident-prone

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 143 People

    Watch Out

     Story? Which one! Too many! I admit it! I carry a first kit everywhere!!                                 ...
    akaaka akaaka
    1 Response Jul 11, 2008

    It Wasn't Very Nice

    I'm sitting in the car. Dad rolled the window down on my side cause its raining. That's when I remembered something :P We were on the way home from the Dells. It was raining so dad rolled my window down. Stuck my arm out. He started rolling it up. I didn't think he'd roll up on...
    deleted deleted
    Nov 17, 2013


    In the middle of making a batch of cioppino I needed to move a pan out of the way, so I set about the simple task. As I picked up the stainless steel beauty I began to hear a sizzling sound and thought the juice from the fish in it mush have spilled to the stove...I was in a...
    FordPrefect42 FordPrefect42
    41-45, M
    11 Responses Mar 16, 2012

    Just This Morning !

    I was listening to the Zelda theme on my ipod and then the next song was Ride the lightning so I banged my my head and my hair attacked me so I ran around yelling and rammed into a wall and I fell down. I hurt my nose and I broke the cookie I was eating..
    Inoue Inoue
    18-21, F
    11 Responses Apr 12, 2010

    I Have Angels!

      I was a tomboy deluxe - the only girl in a band of boys that rode horses, motorbikes, drove like there were bats freaking out in their belfrys, smoked, went swimming at an old limestone quarry called "Chip" and jumped off the huge cliff there. Until ... one of the boys...
    CatchCabby CatchCabby
    56-60, F
    5 Responses May 20, 2010

    My Forearm

    I have a large, crescent shaped white scar on my right forearm from trying to hold a horse back from the wrong side of a metal fence. Why I didn't just let her go,I'll never know, but it was stupid,stupid, stupid. It happened at night, and I couldn't go to the hospital 50 miles...
    fishsweeper fishsweeper
    56-60, F
    1 Response Jun 11, 2012

    It's 4 In The Morning...

    And I just sprained my ankle doing the time warp. Oh yeah! *Chants own name* Who's the queen of clumsy! I have fallen down stairs. I have fallen up stairs. I have tripped over my own feet and broken my wrist. Don't even get me started on my time working as a cook!
    BeteNoire BeteNoire
    26-30, F
    Sep 23, 2010

    Last Few Years

    I don't know what's wrong with me... maybe it's because my warranty expired at 37? Who knows anymore. All I can say is "OUCH" is the most used word in my vocab these days. Between my wild child son who leaves tons of bruises as he whirls by and the baby who follows...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Aug 28, 2008

    I have always had some of the worst luck.

    In my short 17 years I have broken 18 major bones, not including all the sprains, strains, tears, and tiny breaks. You would think since I am very active most of them would be sports injuries, but it's exactly the opposite. 9out of 18 of my broken bones have come from me just...
    harperm97 harperm97
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 20, 2014

    I bump into things a lot,

    like walls. I walked into a door one time too. I just injure myself on accident.
    userabc123 userabc123
    18-21, M
    Jan 26, 2015

    Ah yes, this is me. I seem to attract accidents,

    I have a wide and varied collection of scars, broken bones (some more than once) and some titanium inserts from my various sporting, partying and everyday calamities. Although I must admit some of these were brought on my by own stupidity. Hell I even managed to close my ear in...
    csouls csouls
    36-40, M
    May 28, 2015

    because of my life style

    and hobbies I tend to hurt myself a lot so with no further adue here is my list of injuries a tarting from worst to not so bad I have broken my wrist. pink finger and pinky toe I have had a total number of 12 concussions some with wearing a helmet!!! I have had server whiplash...
    AddictedToTheRUSH AddictedToTheRUSH
    18-21, M
    Jan 22, 2015

    Why? Why Me?

    I have always bee prone to accidents. If there was anything going around I got It! At the doctor hmmm it's either the one that's really common that she has or it's the one that only 1 or 10 people get. Oh that's what she has! Id say I've had more then 20 strep throats. 2-4 flus...
    Angb9999 Angb9999
    22-25, F
    Aug 11, 2011

    Don't Know What It Is...

    But I am a walking disaster. Thankfully I usually come out of my scrapes with little or no damage to myself, but they are always near-misses. It isn't always accidents relating to me. Often I end up breaking things through my fault of my own. Okay, perhaps if I took a little more...
    Littlebrownbat Littlebrownbat
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 6, 2011

    I've been very prone to accidents my whole life.

    When I was a kid my parents stopped taking me to see a doctor when I'd injure myself. I'm not sure if they underestimated my injuries, were tired of me constantly getting injured, or were worried the doctors would suspect abuse or something, but they basically neglected to seek...
    UnwantedPup UnwantedPup
    31-35, T
    Sep 14, 2015

    A few days ago, I was pulling my sleeve up real

    rough like and my fist slipped and I punched my boob hard. If my nipple were a balloon, it would've popped! And to make things worse, my male teacher seen the whole thing.
    ThatShyIdiot ThatShyIdiot
    16-17, F
    Dec 21, 2015

    All Around Me

    Me being accident prone is'nt about me getting hurt, but things breaking in my hands. For example, I used to work at lumber mill stacking lumber. Well we run a thing called a "hoist" it runs on 2" thick wire to lift over 500 lbs. I can't think of how many times the...
    Axident99 Axident99
    18-21, M
    1 Response Sep 8, 2008

    I trip over flat surfaces

    and my own 2 feet, I fall up the stairs for no reason, I bump into things on a daily basis, etc.
    bookworm2014 bookworm2014
    26-30, F
    Jan 15, 2014

    In The Work Place

     I work at this sort of snack shack/sandwich building place. People come in and tell you what they want on the sandwich witch includes "fresh" bread we have to cut open, lots of tubes full of the fillers, and an oven for toasting hot sandwiches. I have dropped tubs...
    4Daereen 4Daereen
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 21, 2010


    the clumbsy thing wasn't always this bad.........but the last few years its really happening way too often...its frustrating always being sore from recovering from a bang, slip, fall, .....or cleaning up or replacing what I spilled, broke, or dropped whatever is in my hand...
    lucianna lucianna
    Nov 17, 2008

    You Did What???

    There's really no excuse.  None whatsoever.  I'd apologize, but really, I can't think of an explanation, either.  And you'll be wanting an explanation.  I mean, what with the way your that stain appeared on your carpet.  I know, I know.  You told...
    wundayatta wundayatta
    56-60, M
    3 Responses May 26, 2010

    I Was Last Year

    I'm no longer accident prone. I had a lot of injuries last year, though! The list: ~My latex and preservative allergies got worse so I had numerous reactions ~Had very light sensitive eyes for months (had to wear sunglasses inside) ~Moderate concussion ~Neck/back strain so severe...
    chococat159 chococat159
    Jun 16, 2012

    I Am Known As 'the Queen Of Getting Hurt'

    i bump into a wall at least once a day or stumb my toe. i have fractured so many bones, sprained hands, fingers, toes, elbows, ankles...etc lol and broken a few bones. Yesterday was an interesting injury though haha. I groom dogs and I was almost done grooming this shih-tzu...
    LittleFerrett LittleFerrett
    26-30, F
    Aug 12, 2011

    Do Bad Things Always Have To Happen All At Once?

    Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the driver’s license office and got my Colorado driver’s license. My picture was taken, but what no one told me was that part of my hair was sticking straight up. (Just can't wait to get that card!) After that, we spent too much money on...
    fishsweeper fishsweeper
    56-60, F
    6 Responses Feb 27, 2013


    I'm very clumsy & am always bumping into things, knocking things over, spilling things, hitting various body parts on various objects, etc. I've been this way since I was a kid, but a medication I was put on a couple years ago added even more to my clumsiness. I've always had...
    lyricalongings lyricalongings
    31-35, F
    2 Responses May 26, 2010

    Ive Fallen From A Lampost

    Well today i did.  Yep it was my own fault and i should have been more careful but i look back and it was so funny, more like a scene from laurel and Hardy.I had the ladder up against a lamppost taking down some bunting.  i was up the ladder untying the bunting from the...
    charlie1960 charlie1960
    51-55, M
    Jun 9, 2012

    I'm Such A Klutz

    I am all of the time injuring myself by accident. I fall and trip off of things frequently and bang my arms and legs into stuff. I try to be careful, but it happens often. Today, I was running and tripped. Something jabbed into my hand. There is now a very deep hole in my hand...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Apr 8, 2012

    The Latest Comedy

    Holy Crap, the stories I can tell -   But I'll spare everyone and go straight to the latest:   I work in research, and like to think I have common sense, but this incident begs to differ. In lab a couple of months ago, I got my almost elbow-length hair caught in...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Dec 12, 2008


    Ok...I hurt myself all the time...people call me accident prone...that's because I am!!! XD I hurt myself ALL the time, I have all these medical conditions. In fact...that is what I am being for Halloween this year...putting on all these casts...all my old things I used to brace...
    deleted deleted
    Oct 10, 2011

    Ha! Im Alive

    a normal day is almost getting ran over by a car or a bus, falling over every little thing and i cant keep my balence for the lif eof me. lol liike this one time. well this has happened many time before ill fall in gym class and nearly brake something... but im not Bella Sawn off...
    theshortloud1 theshortloud1
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 25, 2009

    When I Contracted ARDS

    I’ve probably never discussed this subject, but Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome is a deadly disease with a 40% survival rate. I rarely get sick, but whenever I do get sick, I do it in a BIG way. My youngest son is a world traveler (At least he was until he got married and...
    fishsweeper fishsweeper
    56-60, F
    5 Responses Jan 5, 2013

    Tripping and Falling

    Sorry this is so long but..... As long as I can remember I have always been accident prone.  My mom tells me when I was little she would hate taking me to the doctor because I always had bruises and cuts all over me.  When I was 2 I got my two front teeth knocked...
    J21883 J21883
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 12, 2008

    Auto Accidents

    To all my ADD brothers, and sisters.  I am the epitome of accident prone.  I have always been one who was in shape, great job, life, and family.  I at too many times have had auto incidents that thank God I survivied.  I am self diagnosed, and just found out...
    Lawdawg Lawdawg
    Mar 22, 2009
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