I Am Afraid of Cthulu

Don't wake him up! 15 People

    Praise The Elder Things!

    Glory to Cthulhu for he will free humanity from the chains of sanity, he will teach us the joy of madness, the beauty of our own extinction! I'a Cthulhu, I'a Cthulhu!But there is a problem, if we keep spilling oil in the oceans we're going to poison Cthulhu while he's sleeping...
    thetruthisexposed thetruthisexposed
    66-70, M
    5 Responses Jul 5, 2011


    Actually now that i think of it her should be afraid of me MUHAHAHAHA. but honestly i would love to get the chance to fight him ya ya i know hes as big as a freaken mountain and i'm like a germ to him but still germs can kill ya. assuming i got the right equipment i might not...
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
    22-25, M
    Oct 19, 2010
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    5 Responses Feb 23, 2010

    Not Really!

    i know that i joined this group under the pretense of being afraid of cthulhu, but i am not. i have no fear of that which cannot be avoided, and cthulhu is the embodiment of the end of all things to come. everything will end eventually, but every end is just a new beginning in...
    nightflayme nightflayme
    22-25, T
    1 Response Aug 12, 2009

      We are not the masters of this world

    much longer. When Cthulu awakens and rises from his undersea vault, we will only be so much meat in his slavoring maw as his lashing tentacles pull us out of our holes we hide in. Their is no escape once the Elder Ones return and make our home their feeding ground. Why, oh why...
    SheilaSmirks SheilaSmirks
    41-45, T
    1 Response Jan 7, 2015

    Oh Great Old Ones...

    i have one of your plushy images with me at all times, please bring your darkness apon all the beany babies that i might sleep better at night 
    alsorolo alsorolo
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Aug 17, 2009
    VincentValentine VincentValentine
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Aug 11, 2009
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