I Am Afraid of My Microwave

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 10 People

    It Yells At Me.

    Once it's done nuking my cheap noodles it beeps really loudly every 20 seconds until I open the door. Then I start yelling back at it, which is the really scary part.
    whiterabbit whiterabbit
    26-30, F
    Mar 18, 2008

    The Amityville Microwave

    ITS POSSESSED I TELL YOU ITS EEVVIIIILLLLLLLL.i tell you. i swear you put an eggo in it .. a pancake comes out. you put a pancake in it ....... pork chops come out O.o. you put metal in it .... IT EXPLODES ....... i learned that the hard way
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
    22-25, M
    16 Responses Dec 26, 2010

    So I just got my braces tightened

    and my mouth is really sore. My mom got me chocolate so I started eating it and it was really hard to eat so I was like ok I'll put it in the microwave! So I put the chocolate, still in he rapper, in the microwave!!! Oooooooops! It started like exploding!!!!! Anyway... Do you...
    Myshelle13 Myshelle13
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jun 21, 2014


    I am especially terrified of my microwave. one day it will explode and kill me. whenever i put something in it I run out of the room, sometimes in tears, because i fear that i've endangered myself and my family. i think microwaves should be banned. or put behind bullet...
    FuchsiaFairytale FuchsiaFairytale
    18-21, T
    Apr 27, 2009

    It's Alive!!

     My microwave will start(and stop) whenever it feels like it. If the cat jumps on it, it will start. When you close it there it goes. Sometimes at night it would start to go off unprovoked. Now i keep it unplugged!
    Tacit Tacit
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Mar 18, 2008


    It scares me. Just, sitting there, watching me. I think it's really scary and usually prefer to just use the oven, which is on the other side of the kitchen. God, I'm a wimp.
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 29, 2007
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