I Am Against Eating Unicorn Meat

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    It's a little stringy

    and it gives me gas.... :p
    Honeysuc Honeysuc
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 9, 2015

    My best friend is an unicorn

    and today I discover that humans eat unicorn meat, so I decided that I need to protect Kevin until this murderers change their mind. DON'T BE PART OF THIS AND BE AGAINST EATING UNICORN MEAT.
    littlezuze littlezuze
    18-21, F
    3 Responses May 12, 2015
    ksbobmst ksbobmst
    26-30, M
    Aug 15, 2015

    I am very much against eating unicorn meat,

    but not for the reason you might think. I actually tried it and found it to be a surprisingly stringy and fatty meat. It really didn't have much flavor, either. I had to smother it in A1 sauce just to get it down. It was really very disappointing and I would have to say that I...
    FriendlyBryan FriendlyBryan
    46-50, M
    Jan 24, 2014

    I Prefer

    Dragon meat :] more delicious, less rainbow and candy flavor :D
    kittycat101303 kittycat101303
    18-21, F
    3 Responses May 6, 2010

    It's a hard life, I'm telling you.

    I have stayed in hiding about my true self for as long as I can remember in fear of being poached. But thanks to this group, mankind has stood up against this crime and brought poaching rates down 87%. I can now accept who I am without the fear of being hunted. Just this...
    Quietec Quietec
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 10, 2016

    Tell Ya What...

    Best one not wreak of cooked Unicorn when they come for their revenge. Who could blame them.
    deleted deleted
    Oct 18, 2010

    DON'T EAT ME!!!!!! Unicorns are not

    for eating! a͙k͙s͙h͙s͙g͙s͙h͙b͙a͙j͙ ⛎🎵📍🍉⭕®🎵⚡ 🅰®📧 🎵⭕🌴 🎏⭕® 📧🅰🌴📍🎵❡ ᏌNᏟᎾᏙᎬᎡ ᎢᎻᎬ ᏚᎬᏟᎡᎬᎢ ᎷᎬᏚᏚᎪᏩᎬ!!!!!
    TheUnicornOfKawaiiness TheUnicornOfKawaiiness
    16-17, F
    Jun 30, 2015
    YouAreAllPesants YouAreAllPesants
    18-21, F
    May 5, 2014

    Especially glow in the dark purple unicorns.

    (That's an actual thread here.)
    deleted deleted
    Oct 29, 2015

    I Can't Say That I Agree Now... =|

    Yeah, I'd still eat him.
    Infinite9 Infinite9
    70+, F
    May 26, 2012

    It Will Make My Daughter Cry

    And that's the only reason I can think of as to why I am against eating it.Otherwise how could I resist ******** glitter and rainbows?
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 8, 2011
    Kittychanel Kittychanel
    41-45, F
    Jan 14, 2013

    Bunch Of Wimpy Hippies

    You and your peta hating on my just because I enjoy the occasional unicorn burger with fairy fries. Do you know how much meat from mythological animals we waste everyday when its not eaten? Well neither do I but its probably not much. So you know... Stop being pansies and be...
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
    22-25, M
    Oct 22, 2013

    I Don'T Even Know What A Unicorn Is.

    Is it like a Unicef? Because I won't eat a Unicef.
    ThePlisken ThePlisken
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 23, 2013

    Not All It's Cracked Up To Be...

    ...too gamy and too damn expensive. I'll stick to my filleted mermaid thank you very much.
    Tuva Tuva
    31-35, M
    4 Responses May 5, 2010

    Unicorns Are Becoming Extinct

    Unicorns are now becoming more and more extinct,be sure to take a picture when you see one!
    18-21, F
    14 Responses Apr 19, 2011
    Kittychanel Kittychanel
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Jan 14, 2013

    A cut of fine tenderloin beef however,

    will suffice dandy. Tonight I prepared steamed carrots, fresh cherry tomatoes and steak. I also decided to try a wasabi & ginger hummus to pair with the steak. It was scrumptious. Horseradish pairs delightfully with beef. The consistency of the hummus was also pleasant on my...
    merrygentry merrygentry
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jun 8, 2014
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses May 5, 2010

    No Unicorns In This Story Lol

    Sorry guys, I know it doesn't quite fit into this group but I wasn't sure what to name a new group if I created one just so that I could post this up and didn't see any other groups good enough to post this in. It's random, short, probably rubbish, but if you are still reading...
    StephanieManoso StephanieManoso
    31-35, F
    Dec 22, 2011


    Unicorn killers! How could anyone eat a unicorn :( murderers
    PBnJam77 PBnJam77
    16-17, M
    8 Responses Oct 28, 2013

    Once I ate a pegasus though!

    It was really tasty! Best meat I've ate in all my life... and I've lived a lot, once when I met Perseus, that's why he decapitated Pegasus mother, because he knew that Pegasus would born and I was hungry at the time, then once Perseus tried to give me Gorgona's head, but no, I...
    oneiric13 oneiric13
    26-30, M
    Feb 21, 2016

    I once tried. I had horrid diarrhea

    for weeks!!! WEEKS!!!
    Twinkletoejam Twinkletoejam
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Jul 6, 2015

    Unicorn Meat.....Yay Or Neigh? *Giggles*

    a definite no for me.....not only is it morally wrong, but do you know how many kilo-glitters are in that meat? O.o you could blow a diet on that stuff....to much sparkle on the lips......uhm...... to much ...uhm.... okay so that saying doesnt work in this case *giggles* Did you...
    MissBlackMagic MissBlackMagic
    31-35, F
    Mar 5, 2013

    Wtf :p

    (I wish unicorns were real.)0o0 Did I spoil it for some people? :0 Sorry, I'm going to hell, lol. :P
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses May 8, 2011

    The Cruelty Must Come To An End!

    For thousands of years unicorns wandered freely across the earth. With no natural enemies the unicorn flourished and lived peacefully in harmony. Until the most cruel of animals progressed and figured out all the beneficial properties of eating unicorn meat. Properties like...
    NerdyBirdy NerdyBirdy
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Dec 19, 2010

    With Others.

    I believe Unicorn meat should be hoarded throughout the year and then eaten in solitude on days of celebration. Like Christmas Day and New Year's Eve. Oh yes, I celebrated with ample food and drink with family and friends on each of those days. But at the end of the...
    deleted deleted
    Dec 31, 2010

    Unless They Are Angry Unicorns.

    ....in which case they can fend for themselves.. :p
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Nov 13, 2012
    misanthropicpessimist misanthropicpessimist
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 2, 2015

    Unicorn meat is an extremely dangerous

    hallucinogenic substance. It's high lasts for hours and makes it tremendously difficult to speak and operate motor vehicles. If that wasn't bad enough, it isn't just unhealthy for the consumer, but also anyone able to smell the cooking meat. Unicorn Meat. Not even once.
    Firechiic Firechiic
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 9, 2015
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